Gumball | The Dating App | The Slide | Cartoon Network

[Applause] I'm just kidding we're here for you dude the only woman I've spoken to in the last six months was a farmer's daughter who wanted me to retrieve her goat sounds like you could milk that situation it was in the video gamer plane oh did you find the golf ball it's not the point instead of living my life all I do is waste it online reading orc villages with a couple of juvenile dwarves hey Julian Tarkin were very useful in the last rate I just need to get more XP I meant YouTube oh if I wasn't such a neutral good character I would push you into that lava pit and steal your looked I could start a new character and be your girlfriend in the game a dwarf and an elf can't be in love it goes against the besides I've already seen the woman of my dreams [Music] I wrote everywhere for her but she was gone she was the one do you know how people say there's only one love in their life and that if they never met them they'd have been alone and sad forever yeah that's because they're married to them and it would be very expensive to say otherwise Oh what am I supposed to do you have not interacted with a female player for ever meet the love of your life download our new app now it's no with the cynical a aimed at desperate people let's be honest they fit their target oh well give it a try sure our room oh I've heard of this it's called trawler traveler I get it it's because there's plenty of fish in the sea and and you won't catch up you won't catch a fish with no no and you need the net to catch and you need the net but I said it first listen to that dating thing lacks romance I always thought that I would meet my girlfriend by bumping into her and accidentally switching briefcases or she runs me over with her pickup truck and while I'm lying in the road she gives me CPR and when I come round she wipes away the gerbil and we share a passionate kiss how about prison you got a rom-com scenario for that why you don't look like the kind of guy who loves taxidermy and long walks in the dark it's cuz there's the wrong can't go for a selfie everyone looks awful from underneath you need to go high look oh hey see I guess we're gonna have to do what every teenager does in the internet filter and crop and voila don't ask me to write a bio how would you describe my financial situation tragic it also wants to know my hobbies well I like cheese and internet memes that's gonna be a hard sell why would you describe me I'm a school janitor who mops the bathroom the surfs slop in the cafeteria for less than minimum wage just embellish the truth why yeah I work for a nonprofit organization that saves children from squalor disease and starvation okay so here's how it works I get profiles of girls located in the same town and I slide down when I see the one I like if she does the same we get the chat should I slide down no dude you need to check out the market before you park it too tall too small to average-sized aren't they gonna feel bad being rejected man it's all virtual no one actually gets hurt are you sure we're not being too picky you tell me this one just sent a picture of her new tattoo of Rocky's face on her face what about this one hey girl did you know that when you're in love your heart burns up 200 calories per hour wanna go for a workout yes great top exactly what we said and soon are you calling me fat no no say I just meant was your dad a baker she says why because it looks like I only eat cake no I was gonna say because you look very sweet how you pressed scent too early try you could stop traffic I get it cuz I'm such a car crash [Music]

Channel: The Amazing World of Gumball

Views: 4,985,680

Rating: 4.8586211 out of 5

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Id: k8_7WGUAimY

Length: 5min 20sec (320 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 22 2018