Guests Show Off Their Celebrity Impressions on the Howard Stern Show

what I like to do right now is do an impression of every comedian who couldn't make it tonight I'm going to give you a stopwatch so every 10 seconds tell me to change you're ready go why do people have birthday parties they got the balloons you have cake it's one year closer to death what is that change oh thank you very much change yeah yeah yeah you gotta change what is this what kind of a party is this I saw Chris Christie backstage putting a jalapeno down a stripper's g-string that's not right change [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] what was the best part of living in the white house I think it was uh going downstairs with Michelle you know blocking out all the security cameras and I have an intercourse George Washington's face that's what we did Michelle have a seat Michelle I'm gonna start the motor no no no no have a and start the more no no here we go no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I want to lay out my intentions now right now my professional life is at annoying so I know they'll sketch I've seen it same with Brian Williams I can slow jam You're Never Gonna Make it Joe you're never gonna make it this was the most beautiful piece of cake I invented water Howard that's really important finally getting the credit that was due to me stop getting around here come on number one the one part number two what the guy said number three you know the drill oh Paula sleeping you can't so we just like take us some kind of you know flat accent and just try these terrorists these guys are uh these guys are uh these guys are bad every person matters north and south east and west we can't have any Impressions you do have you ever edited them up no it's really [ __ ] remarkable I do micro Impressions now just to amuse myself like you could just run through them well they're just real quick like this is uh Sean Connery being asked whether he would like to vacation in Spain okay yeah so that's those are a new way to do them right wow yeah I like that yeah just just quick hit yeah people just do too much material Michael Kane is a toddler a Coco I can't say anymore because I'm only two bloody as hell so I yeah just get two of them but I would I wish you would just do like a a whole show of just being Paul McCartney I could [ __ ] hack I could do it the thing the thing I love about Paul is that the the Persona of human is so humble how did you how did you really write Eleanor Rigby well I sat down for a plunk and you know she's keeping her face in the job of the door you know and John said it's a goodie it's a good one right there I love Impressions especially on the radio when I do Paul McCartney on Mars this is one of my micro Impressions okay we didn't know it would be so red that's a more another micro I do um let's see I do well I did this on The Today Show yesterday this is Tom Brokaw asking where the library is in Spanish so they're just ridiculous right has there ever been anyone that you couldn't do like you said I'm gonna study this guy I'm gonna get him down I'm gonna do it was there ever that frustration that I just can't get it I mean I think George Bush Senior took me a year really because you got to figure out I would just kind of talking like this I'm George Bush you know and then I was at the you know 17th floor with Al Franken one night and I just started going it hit me that that thing out there in that whole area and that was it and once you get it once you get the hook you can do it then you're in not gonna do that education do you know what's great about it once you do the impression then 10 million people come out of the woodworking can do it which is the best way to learn an impression we're gonna go for a walk you and me without cuffs you [ __ ] me I'm gonna put one in your back and then now they oh wow A E I O U it's easier to do Al now come on where are we going with this what happens if I don't stop smoking the cigarettes listen you're trying to get something out of me is that what you're doing man that's what I'm doing right now yeah thanks Alex they want to get [ __ ] Travolta over me we have [ __ ] bones doing these guys you're [ __ ] John Gotti who the [ __ ] you I'mma want to play junk out of here you're very good Alex is the reason that Bruce Springsteen did an entire week of uh Jimmy Fallon shows with you is that because he saw you doing Bruce Springsteen and he loved it so much what happened was we did the uh Emmy Awards right I hosted the Emmy Awards in the opening of the Emmys we did like a Glee version of Born to Run right so we asked his manager if we can do it and he goes whatever whatever Jimmy wants to do yeah I think he's funny he wants to do something there they don't do it and then uh he liked it and then his manager called up and said look he has to do a press on this box head uh he's not doing any shows but he knows you're a fan so he'd love to do your show wow so I go what do you want to do a bit so we just did Neil Young path on the ground and so this great writer Mike disenzo is like what if you did um Whip My Hair Willow Smith you know uh that you know I whip my hair back and forth I whip my head but as Neil Young and I go oh my God great a great idea what if you think if we could add Bruce Springsteen to do like a duet he's like I don't think he'll do it but let's try so we we put our phone out and we were just we were just playing the guitar and just strumming around like we're just like just like noodling around trying to figure out and whip my hair back and forth whip my hair back and forth whip it real good you know and I'm like then we gotta have Bruce come in tonight so he's like whip my hair back and forth [Music] and I wanted to do like a Bruce breakdown was like whoa my hair oh gotta whip your air whoa like some something that you'd see it you know throughout the garden yeah you know firemen going nuts yeah yeah yeah yeah it was beautiful so we sent it to Bruce and he goes he loved it when you were doing impressions for Lauren like do you remember what you auditioned I did a celebrity walkathon I'll have that go why don't we just take a bus I did Alan Rickman and Die Hard thank you it was Nathan Lane for the hamburger Society something peculiar something for everyone eat a hamburger tonight and that was it it was the dumbest joke in the world Vin Diesel the diesel I don't know why how do you do Vin Diesel at an audition Vin Diesel there's this thing in this voice well it sounds like he's got space Hood wait a minute you did Robin Williams for those who are nested this is a frisbee Oh look The spaceship's Coming forward Al Pacino trying to do his own line of pants pants pants shopton was very much like a preacher so it gets real gusted Michael J fox hey Sarge You Gotta Give me a little time on this oh Christ Mallory I did Donahue in Spanish Donahue what is Donahue in Spanish well Saya simpatico cone makeup oh okay nobody here has done good your tingle belly directs the Eunice and I mean come on your voice is a very deep nice speaking voice I think that has a lot to do with doing impressions and sort of being relaxed on camera and everything if you've got a really kind of easy speaking voice what was it like the first time you went out on stage uh Saturday Night Live what character are you doing do you remember I remember it was in a Hurricane Katrina sketch where I was Al Pacino we'll put the doors wherever we want I love your Al Pacino oh thank you my my favorite impression of yours Al Pacino and Alan Aldo the dinosaur comes out and attacks me I said he's great that is just terrific if I said to you now do some Alan Alda is that difficult you have to work into it or do you yeah I have to kind of work into it those are always how do you work into something like that I watch him from crimes and misdemeanors right you just watch them over and over again and I'm doing the thing about you know if it bends you know that thing you know if it bends it's funny if it breaks it's not funny there's a whole scene in crimes and misdemeanors but it was nice because I talked to like Daryl Hammond when I started the show and uh um Dana Carvey you know when he came to the show and asked them about Impressions and it made me feel better that they were kind of the same way they're like oh yeah it's hard to kind of just go right into it Eddie Murphy now he's just real you know he's cool and he's just like this and he's not like he's not like this you know what I mean to be turning up and be doing all that with your fingers and the voices this is Eddie Murphy when Eddie Murphy doing the character and I don't need to deal with that stop it don't do it go after Kramer uh yeah I got an idea where you're smoking an extra long cigarette you know it's like a couch here yet like you want to sleep right you want to lay down right but you know what you're not supposed to lay down right what am I doing I'm sitting here with two of [ __ ] waiting for a guy who can suck his own dick how you doing you think dinosaurs existed yes how you know you ain't never seen one jealousy from going to Neighbors in the Bible it's in the Bible now watch let's watch some pornography hey do you have a nickname for your schlong I call it Sauron from Lord of the Rings yeah for those of you at homo don't know you're watching a thing called a television uh I I mean do you like cars it's a little bit of a list there it's just you know but that's a real person I would stop Howard monster keep Chris Rock's name out your [ __ ] mouth okay coward Howard look it's like this you know I know like I'm 200 I'm 200 pounds I'm six foot two Chris Rock is 5 foot 10 45 pounds like it should have brought her never happened not too many guys can do uh this list what do you got over there Bill Clinton Al Gore Giuliani Jay Leno you do do a good Leno here's something interesting no no no I'm not making this up Lance and gentlemen you know you know Sears Roebuck that's not silly McDonald's ham I guess you know about this yeah we know but what is this about gonna start selling McDonald's ham because oh go to McDonald's oh I can see it now take a growing a pound of fries wanna one time I just want to go down your whole list and have you rapid fire do a mall that would be like one big orgasm for me I could peel off about 24. could you please peel off I swear I will come on Porky Pig oh and the V Sylvester hey when we eat what are you doing with that Debra b e rope and that if you get a razor uh we'll be eating some good man Barney five during our lifetime we travel many roads there are big roads and little roads rocky roads and smooth roads dirt highways and improved roads that's the greatest yeah Barney's the favorite of all time really that I ever did it's so good yeah and he was such a cold character and you know I was starting it was a popular thing down south if you could do Barney and of course I didn't know what to do I'd be up on stage I'd be so scared so I'd start doing blue stuff you know as Barney just ridiculous stuff Andy Andy oh hey I hope he's out in the backyard bopping his baloney see my honey big and shiny makes you giggle to see it wiggle how's that for you brother beautiful I love it all right Sean Connery uh that's a good one so I knew I was gonna make a mark in Show Business I just didn't think it would be your mother's a [ __ ] I'm Brad Pitt I'm bronze I'm chiseled and I'm firm and I was like duh winning hey flew schnitzel movie making predator and then be a long pause and be like Jesse Ventura Carl Weathers they should need some all of a sudden you start looking like Denzel you talk like Denzel you look like him and you start thinking like Denzel Howard that's what it's about right huh I can't believe this this is like crazy being here like Family Feud right Sandy Steve Harvey what you're doing is it joyous beautiful game show where families get your Feud I love your stand up I loved you on the Living Color that's when I first kind of like got keyed into you and then you know you kind of like just kept it going and then and then with Ray I mean did you glue your eyes shut or something for that movie yeah I glued my eyes shut up on Ray Charles I would be blind for 12 hours which is weird because you know you at first you get a little oh wow you get a little like you get a little claustrophobic but when I met Ray Charles you want to talk about a boss really so far I walk into his studio and he's walking down the hallway and I say uh Mr Charles you know I really want to do the best thing I can you know to to to to do is that let me tell you something if you could play the blues baby you could do anything man hey let's play the blues so you sat down on on Dual pianos and started playing was he critical of you or did he go watch it so we're playing right we're playing and we're doing the blues one and then he goes into Thelonious Monk and so I'm trying to mirror him on that and then I hit a wrong note and he said what now why the hell would you do that I said what because to his his ears are so sensitive yes what the hell what the [ __ ] are you doing I said I'm sorry I didn't I didn't know he said let me tell you something at the notes are right underneath your fingers baby all you got to do that's life life is hitting all right no they hit the right note are you planning to buy a house in India I know you've become India yeah Robin it's not true you can't keep bringing up these mad rumors what is wrong with you yeah I have these snatched lips on my [ __ ] oh get over yourself you're not even pretty I I I I I don't know [Music] come on come on yeah you're gonna see uh girl you're gonna think the [ __ ] is piss but it ain't piss it's clear come and get it look at what you've done wow we've said it we've said it all let's just make one more call let's go ahead and this is uh this is Ozzy Osbourne you're on the air yes somebody knocked me out after last night show I don't know it's not a great impression that impression sucks show them how it's done this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down I'd like to take a minute just sit right there okay how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air [Music]

Channel: The Howard Stern Show

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Length: 17min 0sec (1020 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 01 2023