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- Yes. And now I'm going to do the remainder of the intro selfie style and
if you think I'm doing this because it ties in
thematically to the game we're about to play, you
are absolutely correct. - And normally I would join Rhett in doing an intro selfie style
because that is a thing that we do on the show a
lot, but unfortunately, I left my selfie stick in the meat freezer of an abandoned Arby's which
has more security guards than you might think. - It's time for What
the Hellfie Went Wrong With This Selfie? - All right Link, I have dug up some of the worse selfies ever
taken, some photos, some videos. I'm going to show you one
with a part of the picture or video edited out. - So they're censored?
- Yes, it's very censored. - Ooh.
- Now, if you get three of these wrong or more, then you have to post a horrible selfie to our Instagram account
but if you don't do that and you don't get three or more wrong, I'm gonna do it, okay?
- Okay, and you're good at that.
- Yeah, right. I can do bad selfies all day. Here's the first one. Take a look at this, Link.
- Oh my goodness. - There's something behind
this girl taking a selfie. What is it? A, an angry dog trying to claw his way in. B, two police officers
waiting to be let in. C, a shirtless man puking.
- Wow. - Or D, the definitive
answer to what happened in the Sopranos finale. - Oh. Okay, so--
- What is back there? - So just the shirt she needs
to have on is not an option. That would be the dad answer. - [Rhett] You think there's
something wrong with that shirt? - It's not much of a shirt. I would love to see a shirtless
man puking back there. I can't imagine how that would
happen, but you know what, I'm feeling the love and I'm going with C. - All right, let's see the reveal! - [Link] Oh, good gosh! - Yeah, angry dog.
- What the heck is that dog, is that dog smooshed? What the--
- Actually, that dog is not upset it
just has resting bitch face. - (chuckles) Okay. It's not a bad word when
you're talking about a dog. I get it.
- Let's see the next one. - Okay happy--
- These guys are celebrating. - Sports team of some sort.
- It looks like a soccer team, maybe, rugby team, I'm not exactly sure. - Okay.
- But there's something there in the background, what is it? Oh it's a sports team in Netherlands, that's the information I have. - Okay.
- Is it A, a partially toweled man
blow-drying his Netherlands region. (chuckles) - I do that.
- B, a couple scoring. Woo woo. C, a fully nude showering teammate. Or D, a marijuana dispensary. They really are all over the Netherlands. (Link chuckles) - Okay, his Netherland region. Like I said, I do that. Especially when it's gotten
so cold here in Los Angeles. - Huh. Warm yourself up, huh? - A couple scoring--
- Whatever it takes. - You know what? I felt the love last time. - It didn't work though. - If I was feeling love I would guess A. I think it's C but you
know what, screw it. I'm guessing A, a man blow-drying himself. - All right let's see the reveal. No Link.
- Is he? No he's just-- - [Rhett] Don't think he's
got a blow-dryer. (laughs) - He doesn't have anything.
- That is a nude man. - Wowsers.
- Showering. And oddly enough he's
not part of the team. He's just, it's just a
man who decided to shower at the right place, right time! - The shower boy. - Link, you're doing horribly. It's looking like you're
gonna be posting a selfie. - Nope, I'm about to make a turn. - Let's see another one. What is behind this
girl who's very excited? What is in the corner of this
selfie-taking girl's bedroom? A, a raccoon eating her trash. - How?
- B, a girl eating a corn dog. - Maybe.
- C, a baby giving the middle finger. - Hopefully.
- Or D, a housekeeper clearly on strike. (laughs) Woo! - I don't get that one. - 'Cause the room's dirty. - Oh, thank you.
- Housekeeper's on strike. - Hmm, girl eating a corn dog. I'm gonna go with, man, the love tells me to go with C. - Where do you feel the love?
- A baby giving, in the sternum, like right there. - Yeah.
- Floating above my heart. - You're going with what? - A baby giving the middle finger. - All right let's see. Nope. (chuckles) It's a girl eating a corn dog. (Link laughs excitedly) And plot twist, this is actually
a Tinder profile picture for corn dog girl. (chuckles) Seems like quite a catch. (chuckles) - Whoa, okay. Mm-kay. Got that one wrong. - You've gotten them all wrong. - Yeah I'm going for the negative queen sweep--
- Negative queen sweep. - So this next one is a video selfie fail and I'm going to show you a clip and then pause it right
before what you have to guess. - Or don't.
- Yeah we're going to. (upbeat music) - [Link] He's dancing. (upbeat music) (whacks head) (both laugh) - Okay, so you saw what happened. - All right, my answer
is, gets hit in the head-- - No no no.
- With the controller. - The next thing is--
- Okay. - What does Mr. VR guy say next? - Oh.
- After having done that. Is it A, eat that, you piece of crap. - Okay.
- B, how did I hit something? C, how the beep did he get in here? Or D, he reveals that we've all been in a VR simulation the whole time. - Whoa. I just actually got a
little scared for a second. - And this is the moment in your life where it's about to happen. (gasps) - No, okay so I'm going
for the wrong answer, which should make this easier 'cause there's more wrong answers. I'm going for D. - (chuckles) You okay? You're going for D. - No, I'm going for the
negative queen sweep, but I think the answer is C. It could be B so I'm gonna go with A. - [Both] Eat that, you piece of crap. - Let's see what he said. (upbeat music)
(whacks head) - Whoa, how'd I hit something? - (laughs) How'd I hit something? I'm gonna keep playing. - How did I hit something?
- It ain't gonna stop me. (Link laughs) Incidentally, he's playing--
- How did I hit something? - He's playing Dance Dance Hematoma. (Link chuckles) My new favorite game. (chuckles) All right here's one
that'll stick in your mind for awhile, Link.
- Okay. - [Rhett] What's there
in the middle? (laughs) - I have to believe that there's a term in Urban Dictionary for this. - Is it, yeah.
(crew laughs) There should be if there isn't. What's in the middle there,
is it A, a little boy. (laughs) B, Ryan Reynolds. C, a bloody foot. (Link chuckles) Or D, it doesn't matter what's down there because their eyes are up here. - Oh. Got it. I would say the cleavage at
the bottom of that photo, I don't know, like the
depth is off or something. - I think it's just you
got in a little late. I think she just pushed in a little late. - All right forget about that. Let me try to answer your question. Mm-kay, a little boy or a bloody foot. Wow, okay. I actually think this is a little boy. - Mm.
- So I'm not going to guess that, I'm going
to guess (chuckles) a bloody foot.
- All right let's see it. It's a little boy. (Link laughs excitedly) Look at that little boy.
- He built a fort! - (laughs) Yeah that boy grew up to be the world's best milk man. (crew laughs) - That's, okay, that's weird. - I mean it's just the facts.
- Is that it? Oh you do know.
- It's not even a joke. - You read his Wikipedia.
- Yeah yeah. You're right, I've looked at his bio. - All right let me see another one. - Okay now we got
another video selfie fail and we're gonna show
you just a freeze frame and then we've censored out the part that you're gonna have to guess, okay? - Oh okay.
- Here we go. - [Link] This is off-roading situation. - [Rhett] You see this
guy's got the selfie stick. - [Link] He's got the selfie stick. He's about to hit something, what? - So what happens, A, he
swerves to avoid an alligator and flips his car.
- Wow. - B, he drives into a
deceptively deep mud patch and his Jeep is instantly filled with mud. C, he drives into a pickup
truck carrying a canoe, destroying his windshield. Or D, he drives into the path
of a falling cartoon anvil. He flattens and then re-animates. - (sputters) Okay. I don't think his car flips
'cause I just don't think that's fun for anybody,
even the alligator. - Yeah, mm-hmm. - I think that he drives
in a deep mud patch so to get it wrong I'm going to guess C, that there's a canoe involved. - Let's watch it. - Aw.
- No it's a canoe. Oh ho ho! Yep, there's the aftermath. - [Link] Wow. That could have killed him.
- Yeah it could have. It didn't.
- If they were going faster. And if a selfie stick wasn't involved. - Well keep in mind,
this happened in Florida so it's actually not considered a fail, it's just a Friday. - (chuckles) Well the fail
is that I got it right, so no queen sweep. - Yeah, okay Link. You got one more. Let's bring it up, another photo. - [Link] All right, a little
flirtatious fun happening here. - So I'm not sure what's
happening in the foreground but you're not worried about that. You're worried about what's
happening in the background. What is behind these selfie-lovin' ladies? A, a kid about to cut the brunette's hair. B, a dog eating one of
the girls' underwear. C, a dude on a toilet, or
D, a girl eating a corn dog. Same girl as before
but different corn dog. (Link chuckles) - Don't force the meme. If it's gonna happen
it's just gonna happen. - Yeah yeah yeah yeah. - Old dude on a toilet. That's believable. I'm gonna try to get this one right. And I think it's a dog eating
one of the girls' underwear. - Okay, let's see. - No!
- It's not an old dude on the toilet, it's a boy on the toilet. - Boy on the toilet.
- And fun fact, all three of them are pooping. Okay Link, you only got
one right which means that you are going to be
posting a horrible selfie on the Rhett and Link Instagram. - Okay.
- So head over there and check that out. - And thank you for liking,
commenting and subscribing. - You know what time it is. - Hey this is Jimmy.
- And Whitney. - And we're from--
- Galax Virginia. And we're here with... - Stevie!
- Chase! - Ha, and it's time to spin
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Meh, I think these "guess what happened" types of episode are my least favourite, neither Rhett nor link give a shit and the jokes/puns are always eeh. Also involves a degree of making fun of people, and apparently this episode, perving on boobs which I don't care for.
The more seemed badly thought out, or I guess they thought it'd be funnier to scare link. But if they wanted to show the rest of the game they should have switched so Rhett did the clown crap, link has hated pretty much every VR game they've played even the boxing one, i dunno why they thought he'd stick around for clown drilling and being buried or whatever was going to happen. Seems unfair to try to scare him and then go 'booo Why'd you ruin it' when he actually got scared.
Whatever people's feelings are on the whole Mythical Society thing.. I think it's pretty ace of them to offer the creative grant