GTA 5 - All Random Events

[Music] come out come out wherever you are you [Applause] well you got hands like sandpaper I like it how can this be wrong but it feels so bad it ain't wrong if it mmm sounds like a party in there oh [ __ ] no special [ __ ] pricks [Music] you're only making it worse on yourself not [ __ ] sorry I appreciate the help buddy I'll take it from here best we don't mention any of this on the paperwork you you best [ __ ] about the arms champ that's that's you [Music] stop him he's got my fight screw this this [ __ ] ain't work thank [ __ ] you've got it thanks man seriously you saved my ass oh this is [ __ ] awesome huh cool man is my repo instincts kick Dean hey where the hell you've gotten with my fight sorry Oh screw this this [ __ ] ain't worth it well you're the man buddy yeah forget it I got to pretend like I'm a good guy some [Applause] crazy rednecks [Music] you [Music] you [Music] with simple tasks bunch of nutjobs you look at him you [Music] don't stop keep digging what do you think I'm doing hope you're such an expert why don't you give me a hand here we only got one shovel and you need the exercise oh thank god I thought I was dead for sure I didn't even know where the hell we are you couldn't give me a ride could you know you can walk on the kid too soon come on this is a nightmare I kept telling him it wasn't safe I gotta make a call you need to come and get me yes right now I was just 10 seconds away from getting wet meet me in Vinewood Hills I gotta get out of here anywhere okay I got a guy coming to me Vinewood Hills Jesus this is so messed up thank you I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't come along well based on my quick reader situation you would have been buried alive those six sons of [ __ ] what was that all about just my dad its usual that was your dad what no yeah I shouldn't really say but what does it matter now you're in the light right you can't handle yourself like you did and not be in the life have you heard of Sammy Pitino most people call him Sonny can't say I have the gam Betty family don't you watch the news he was don grove Ellie's right-hand man he more or less kind of ran the East Coast in the eighties well that's my dad father of the year they tried to pin a murder charge on him in 2007 and we had to go into hiding move out west one day you live in the good life the next year moving around safe houses in grandpa's hick towns where no one comes looking when no one comes looking and your friends back there just the latest in a long line of people who want to get back at Sonny Pitino could be something he's trying to run from the inside of someone else he squealed on when he got pinched in 2011 he kind of copped a plea he gave up a lot of people so he gets to sit in his five-star cell while I'm on the outside dealing with the consequences my dad was many things but I never thought he'd be a snitch whereas you seemed to be the soul of discretion what's there to hide anymore it's all out there they even wanted me to do a reality show wise [ __ ] daughters of mobsters catfighting and broker but of course he wouldn't let me he's so protective I've always been a daddy's girl could have fooled me you wait until he hears about this he'll flip his [ __ ] seriously everyone knows - Hicks ever talk - is gonna get hit what's your name by the way Trevor Phillips why am I on his list - that would seem on the unfair side no he's gonna want to know who saved my life you'll be paid right for this promise whatever the code dictates [Music] [Music] [Applause] that's my guy thank you again I won't forget this who's this it's Antonia Pitino you know the girl who nearly attended her own funeral at apellido Bay how could I forget my dad wanted to make sure you were looked after now there's some money being why do you account right now now I gotta get off the line thank you again [Music] you [Music] we still have things available leaving right now just $40 mine would oldest and please pleasurable to our company forget the rats go with the least to say [Music] oh I love seeing my cities the tourist main gun or today this is gonna be a blast bro you see the world-famous Gentry Manor Hotel the legendary party hangout for actress and rock stars and people trying to have sex with actors and rock stars built in 1921 it's been the scene of simplistic language scandals over the years one of my personal favorites was a DiNapoli's overdose in 2002 after a chimpanzee isn't that great okay smartphones at the ready celeb spotters we are now approaching the legendary night opened in 1996 the club is famously an open space to build elevated VIP table so that he looks the same height as everyone else it remains one of my spots for the rich and famous to do drugs and degrade impressionable fans was in the news again recently when comedian Morgan allegedly we're coming up to the Isthmus to Cuba back in the day this was a restaurant rented over C of 1982 it reopened as the tequila bar in 1983 has became a mecca for hair metal bands and fans from across the country it's rumored that the leftists and dangerous bastards was written about a night they were tea here on mescaline with some transgender twins now this house up ahead is one of the many private residence an action movie director Mark busted Berg still maintains he rolled Mexican girl was found dead in his pizza oven in 2007 the case was settled out of court and all charges were dropped the girl's family live on the next street so this is the house of television exercise guru the craze you might have seen him degrading himself recently on a violin do any of you remember the 80s they did jumping jacks in front of the TV and leg warmers and a headband the craze is reportedly now clean and in the best shape of his life that's fine he's trying to make a comeback this is the home of celebrity wild child Martha turn generous seventies comedy star Joanie term Martha spent her teens partying on booze early twenties mid twenties staring at her shoes on air there Jill growing up really rich in boyhood only sold thirty copies last year I should remind you this is a no-smoking bus of course it's been marijuana then you're alright I always wondered why this is such a big deal just up ahead is another place to see and be seen in Radford Hills there Bridgman the hotel and including entertainment industry and hangout sleazy producer types have been promising to make young girl stars here for over hundred years now not gonna lie some shameful things that period of my life behind me now the jury in the 1991 movie last minute estimate that here you can see the landmarks dolezal's theater which was opened here in Morningwood in 1930 some of the biggest movies in history have premiered at this theater including blueblood shoulder of Orion and the many wives about greatest you might remember the controversial premiere of the gladiator comedy lions and donkeys in 1984 when starship Hinton walked up the red carpet to sleep count yourselves lucky my prescription just got renewed this morning just up ahead on the right is where delenn's Eenadu acceptance bailout dr. Kennedy party and new to Arthur ladies and gentlemen is the famous Richards majestic studios the product placement for classics like Nelson and Naples and REM Runner and the nuts of classics like Pinewood zombie and shoulder of Orion - was shoehorned into the final edits right behind those very gates everyone has a favorite song on Richards movie an American divorce really helped me through a difficult time when I was banging my first husband Oh movies you must have seen defender of the faith No remember these being they're rich and beautiful and makes them better than us I those cameras out and fingers on the trigger so let's our skinny and fast all this tour is gonna be so positive I feel it I feel it okay this is portal that drive you won't get a better chance to spot a celebrity in its natural habitat as you can see recession hasn't hit this part of town very hard these are some of the most offensively high-end designer stores in the country and now trivia for you there have been a number of movie shadows virtually Drive mostly awful ones about Virginians including the romantic comedy shoe [ __ ] it's credited with sending women's rights back 50 years the Stewart casting now is where British fare surely crammed in the changing room eating and purging the same burrito over and over again just like a dog this is the epsilon Center anyone with red hair please pay grade for your own safety if you really gonna be the famous celebrity this place is take an introductory course it changed my life you'll see as fat Americans a boy claims that plate eg Jetson esta to release the shorts you'll recognize this stretch of rain for those videos of just impressively the Romanian Shenmue team don't you just love people you've never met and would have you arrested if you came with intense eight of them please refrain from taking photos of ethnic minorities they could be gang members with an Armenian chick last week and here is City Hall this is where the mayor's office is if any of your chair you might recognize this building from the 20 minute - dog fight to save her in the movie invasion loose and tense the next corner is for actors that Stevens famously prolapse after a failed dirty trick remember when Lazlo was arrested for masturbating with an eggplant and shouting at women here that's stupid and here we have the beautiful oriental theater riots broke out on the theater Sunday night in 1928 as desperate fans tried to get upskirt shots at the legendary silent movie star Mary Ann Turner unless like you're doing today except with really heavy cameras my daughter tells me it isn't politically correct to say oriental anymore considering some of the other common terms for Asians in the 1920s the name could have been a lot worse there's a saying that to go to Los Santos and not see the oriental theater is that going to China and not visiting a burger shop I never really understood what that means [Music] you [Music] [Music] I see some bad drivers but you [Music] you [Applause] [Music] thank heavens well it's still in one piece at least I should be grateful for that thank you my name is Aida if there were more people like you the world would be a much better place I won't forget this bye for now you [Music] come on stop that guy all my money it's me [ __ ] the store's been hit again man can't believe you got that guy you really saved my ass you get back here help he's got my money I had a nothing or [ __ ] he's got my money you gotta stop that guy he jacked all my money I need time to talk to my street [Music] [Applause] there's a guy coming I think this is yours incredible dude you should keep some of that for yourself we'll just walk me you gotta stop [Music] start up you piece of [ __ ] [Applause] you okay well come on then you got yourself into quite a pickle haven't you little lady so I'm assuming Hospital right no no hospitals can you take me to sandy shores I got people there who can help me out Shawn Springs Avenue sandy shores your lucky day we're virtually neighbors I assume you've heard of Trevor Phillips enterprises what no I don't think so hmm now point introducing you to my friends in the mountains the state urine-y which friends wow it's just an aging organization in desperate need of some young blood another time look thanks for this another 20 seconds I have had the cops all over me what the hell happened back there don't worry about it okay it's not worth it I'm helping a bleeding girl who won't go to hospital or the cops flee the scene of a dead body I reckon I deserve some deets here girlfriend just a job that went wrong trust me don't want to know oh come on I love hearing about criminal bloopers makes me feel so much better about myself so you're in the game you know it really pains me when people refer to my lifestyle choices as a game really undermines all my hard work look we had a pawn shop okay but it was a sting cops waiting for us it's supposed to be an easy job low-risk 20k each and not a very good one hey I got us through three roadblocks we had half a san andreas law enforcement on our ass we have been to home free if that son of a [ __ ] hadn't pulled the blade on me at a hundred or dinner run us off the road you crossed me and put you down no second chances sounds like you need to find a better crew considering I got two in custody and the other one dead on the side of sin or a freeway I need any crew period why you know someone maybe you should do something about that pile of blood and guts pouring out of you before you go updating your resume they got nothing to connect me no real names no it dresses left all the money way too hot to wash I'll get myself patched up lie low at the safe house for a day or two then see what I can put together oh I'm hurt worse than I thought what if you're dead already and this is your first taste of hell do well on that this isn't it listen I ain't sure what you're into but you need a driver anytime you let me know you [Music] right Bob one more day and I'm a retired man potato chips [Music] thank you so much I thought I was done for there you now what the hell is that trying to kill me squeal again and I'll blow your damn head off man am I glad you came along I gotta get my car my back on track over here got some paper stashed it and at no point did you think about giving that up to the homies that's about to light your ass up then bankers ain't right in the head oh man drug dealers who don't get paid that's who you're no joke dog I pray for a crazy [ __ ] and the big man came through this is for you you [Music] what's going on there [Music] we're going down for this are you crazy what are you doing either join the party or get the hell out that is police evidence taken our boys disgust me [Music] what's going on there [Applause] we left some of the money for you there'll be more heat coming we need to get the hell out of here [Applause] [Music] you [ __ ] took the [ __ ] money [Music] don't do it stay away from that case [Applause] [Music] you [Music] baby what are you doing neighbors are gonna see this you're always at that [ __ ] golf course you know I've got a competition coming up look can we talk about this inside that's it walk away like you always do hey you listen can you give me a ride my wife's gone crazy I'll throw some dollars your way yeah man I guess so why not thanks man just let me grab my favorite iron she's not getting that but a mess really great wardrobe out for all to see whatever I can't deal with it right now can you drop me off at the golf club in Richmond at least I know I'll be welcome there just don't leave you'll see it all over the driveway yeah I'm not giving her the satisfaction of cleaning that up I'll go to the club get a few drinks in me and hope either her meds have kicked in or the gin is worn off by the time I get back I appreciate you doing this by the way I know it's kind of a weird one what's your name Franklin man good to meet you I'm Castro okay what is that if I'm Italian Spanish pure wasp I'm afraid my sister's called Muffy so I think I got off lightly so what was that all about just the usual psycho female stuff she thinks I've got another woman on a side that's not the point she doesn't know that I have one okay got a guy now I have a very strict code only on out-of-town trips no real names a dead trail that's a gentleman's way right maybe in the last century was yeah I'm good like that I don't want to embarrass her then she goes and literally airs our dirty laundry in front of all the neighbors I mean show some class if you just drop me off with the entrance here that'd be great thanks again hey you play golf sometime come by the club I'm here most days you this way to the head who many is on be gonna be dead [ __ ] [Music] [Music] damn bro I'm trying to copy just give me the keys whoever dad totally fine set a couple of beers what are you talking about we had like six shots each look at you hey chill me wait can you give me a ride just so Boy Scout Derek and his buzzkill badge there's my car [Applause] so where to man I wanna alteplase how would I just got a mouthful of something you better take it slow hey thanks for this Smith as you can see I could have driven no problem but joy killer are back there and he'll lay a guilt trip on me walk walk this is Europe goes ice hound drunk doesn't mean my brains drunk you know defensive you don't call a deaf kid stupid for a talking bunny I can't believe you just walk on me why did guys turn into such [ __ ] when they get married well he can go back to his boring family to jacking off in the garage after everyone's gone to bed I'll stick with my awesome life thank you Jesus I wish you can hear yourself this is nothing you should see me on Thanksgiving pumpin the turkey shoutout you like my wishbone don't you hug it classic me the ladies in that place down over me like a rash I had a cleaned up a fight the worst [ __ ] wingman ever Oh be nice avere stuff spinning around [Music] thanks for the ride man I'm gonna get inside a bunch of spill my guts take this for the gas you need to go get your [ __ ] together man [Music] [Music] so hot I wanna hump you right now hey hey you buddy you do us a massive favor it's the little lady's birthday and we are really [ __ ] up can you drive us back to our motel our cars right there come on man you can use our car but of course you two are a hot mess I love it you're a legend bro get in the back out of your way baby don't breathe whiskey I'm a nice man still where can I take you to blacked out young lovers we stayin at the hotel south west from here thank you so much you have like the best kids in the whole world if I don't have to work for living I would just play with them all day oh you so bad oh that tickle at me yeah you like that just wait take it back to the hotel hmm I'm gonna get me evil on those puppies oh god you know what that does to me chief SP little acid use the like cigarette and buffalo wings it's making me so horny a slice of that giblet pie Hey what are you crazy kids doing back there I'll tell you what while you're sweeping the front porch why don't I work on her back plumbing huh what did you say I thought I sucked those kidney stones right out of your balls big guy get this party really started Wow Wow okay and it's cool cool stop didn't I tell you this would be the best birthday ever I'm so sleepy yeah you said your energy for the motel forty bucks tonight we're gonna get our money's worth thank you you're like the best we've got a little unfinished business to attend to smells like fish mongers in there [Music] lazy over here hey you get over here can you give me a ride past him please I'm hardly wearing any makeup sure come on get in quick oh [ __ ] here they come go go go lose them well this is a disaster I'm so [ __ ] bad oh my god they cannot get a shot of me how's my hair do I look cute why don't we worry about the gang of lunatics chasing you first they're crazy what the hell did you do [Applause] take another look hello I'm trying to focus I'm not killing us right now looks like we lost them oh thank god now would you be a total sweetheart and give me a ride back to the hilt what a day what am I your chauffeur now oh pretty please I can't walk home most men would kill for this opportunity no like seriously I totally appreciate this do you want me to put your kids through college or something consider it my good deed for the day my kids aren't really academic types besides a 90-pound celebrity against an army of paparazzi doesn't seem like very fair odds to me oh please I'm such a fat little piggy right now Oh too many french fries I mean I'm mostly just stuck on them and spit them into a bucket but it's still probably like a hundred calories the media love there are little a Macy's onus jokes all that she's a skeleton give that girl a sandwich lameness whatever I bet they're all total hippo would I you're home I'm like totally gonna stock all my personal trainers ah what I'd give to have a normal life one day really no way are you kidding me doing laundry and chimp who in my own hair uh for Brenda's no thank you I mean do you have any idea how much money I spent on losing my regional accents I had to cut all ties with my family not because I didn't love them but because the thought of their lame lives was breaking me down spiritually you know what I mean you would really not believe how difficult it is being a celebrity sometimes this is me thanks for saving me from those awful taps you're such a sweetie you [Music] come on quick this way she was pretty know and he just kept hitting her it's just over here we got one don't go get in there [Applause] [Music] he was getting out of here you don't have a car I thought everyone in this city had a car is everyone in this town so dense of course you are rogue you want to make some money get a car that's big enough and be our driver on your knees and stay down Tower gone we need transport fast good kid you're good kid let's lose this me what the hell was that didn't of everything boy you could have thought of something a car everyone in this [ __ ] cities got a car go back time Liberty City you Irish prick you know where we'd be if this guy hadn't come along we wouldn't be sharing the take is where we'd be we'd be sharing a jail cell you know I ran big-time huh Jenelle see we took major scores you can't even handle a drugstore oh you and your stories shut up about LC shut up about the face job to the family your friends I don't care so at least I know I had at least confident cooking these competent cook in the city I swear it's just this guy look man can you just lose the cops [Music] [Music] puta madre a low blow this kids alright drop is around the corner we'll give you your cut hey look I know I seem like a hothead and an idiot I am a hothead and a bit of an idiot but I work okay and I can handle myself I ran with some big guys and I'll see and the only guy I know over here is him do you ever hear something score that needs bodies would you think of me alright do if someone were to mention something like that I got you there's your share bro think of me packing McCreary of Dukes l seat you [Music] somebody please goddamn car broke down can you give me a ride I'll pay you I got money sure I could take you I'm unbelievably late for a flight I need to get to the airport fast check-in closes at 10:00 I can't miss it visa crap rental car of all the days the average American spends 15% of their income on running a car in almost two hours a day in transit you'd expect these auto manufacturers could deliver a reliable product sorry I'm a numbers guy but outward-facing I can work a spreadsheet but I can also work a room I run the models I date the models you know what I mean yeah I'll have to take your word for it so what flight are you trying to catch Liberty City I'm an equity analyst at algonquin tech comps the big leagues man the pressure it can choke you but I live for that [ __ ] names Tim with two M's because hmm I am hungry 24/7 what's your name buddy Michael with one L cuz that's how it's spelt well listen buddy because you're helping me up I want to help you out my back your back they both get scratched get me to the airport on time and I'll give you the kind of tip you can really take to the bank I am hung over the vendors took us out last night I had so many tits in my face at one point I thought it was gonna supplicate we got the 5k on bottle service so go figure I know what you're thinking with everyone belt-tightening is not cool but you gotta stop mixing up investment and retail we didn't cause this housing bubble or the last one I don't even speak to those retail drones you know you're a really interesting guy good to talk to you I didn't realize that was talking and this new bubble crisis bubble it's just a stereo anyway there's a boatload of money to be made pay attention to the road buddy there's a boatload of money to be made in the downturn if you know what you're doing an idiot slows paper whatever the weather and the stop let's try and get there in one piece okay and the storm comes I make it rain baby anyway enough of that let's just make this flight oh no I only got one hour before they close the gate [Music] I think I could still make it buddy I owe you big time okay here's my tip buy shares in tinkle now you won't regret it I'm low bust can you give me a ride home please sure thing love hitchhikers I live out at catfish View Mount Gordo by the lighthouse it's very icy am i glad you came along I was out hiking and got lost I've been trying to flag down a car for over an hour why didn't you just call someone to come pick you up I couldn't get a signal on my cell and I don't really have anyone to call not since mom she was very hard on me how in love this is the right way I just need to make a quick stop to French place I think you'll like she was very hard on me how I loved her I have her hair in my backpack okay what the days get long that house all alone they don't get many visitors anymore the gardener used to come on Fridays till he got real sick back flip oh I don't recognize any of this where are we don't worry these mountains all start to look the same after a while oh well you know how they like to talk but now it's just me living on soup soup I make some old soup soup after soup after soup I have to get out of there sometimes where my head those damn heard you're interested in taking care of some lost travelers for a price leave the body can I get a ride hey got room for one more oh I think there's room for a little one so big favor can you take me to the top of Vinewood Hills by the sign Thanks this is so sweet of you I was starting to think no one was going to stop short trust boo vulnerable the playful demeanor what more does a girl have to do these days you cast out this kind of bait you'd expect at least a couple of old sharks that come sniffing but along you came thank god bless of the old thanks I'm in the prime of my life just promise me you're not going to wear my skin or prison me in a crawl space for 20 years joke kind of you're cool right sorry I'm coming down I've been hurting like a beyotch yesterday was a blizzard man I don't even remember getting out of bed let alone going too bad good time King and what's on top of the Pinewood Hills I'm going to see my man he the security guard at the broadcast tower right behind the Bemis line with signs he's been stressed out really working long hours so I thought I'd surprise the big lug we haven't seen each other for like a week or maybe it's to I don't know crazy how time flies wait that's my phone speak of the devil hey sweetie I was just talking about you to this guy who was nice enough to give me a ride no not like that I'm pitching back into town yeah I know what happened last time but I'm pretty sure this guy is okay I ran out of money or I would have gotten a cab all the thousand you gave me what's the big deal I said I'd pay you back I'm sorry okay phone was out of juice I only just got it charged I'm staying at a friend's sandy shores you know Brianna Susie no I haven't spoken to him in weeks this is just some random guy I swear calm down babe look would you tell him are you popping to me yes tell him you're not a guy called Brian you're just some random guy what just shout it I'm just some random guy not called Brian there babe you believe me now babe babe [ __ ] he hung up on me sorry about that on a scale of one to ten how well do you think that way he'll be fine when I surprise him probably just having a bad day he can never stay mad at me for long opposites attract you know he's the serious responsible pay your bills stay for the future type and I'm the sexy bohemian go out for days and do X in the middle of the desert type I'm young I'm still exploring my mind discovering Who I am he knows I'll come back when you've run out of money whoa they're random guy less of the judging wait there's my phone again what's up yeah pitching back into town how do you think I feel I'm wrecked I know I'll have a one last bag edged on my tombstone don't flatter yourself I can walk just fine thank you you're bad anyway gotta go I'll text you later don't tell me Brian what no just one of my girlfriends look I'm seriously flagging now I'm going to rest my eyes for a few minutes if that's cool see if I can power nap my way into a second one there to go what they're stupid tower behind the vine would sign I think it's Mount hunt drive just holler when we get there you're the best and don't touch me or anything okay can't promise anything I just of course you're horrible yes there he is hey babe surprise and who's this guy what no Kent hey punk what the hell do you think you're doing with my woman aah are you Brian calm down I don't even know the guy I'll break your ugly face [Music] can you please give me a ride I can't do it I can't marry him in that case jump on board just get me out of here please I live in buying one Hill Campbell Hill Drive Oh God thank you so much I was starting to think nobody was going to stop people see a girl screaming in a wedding dress and they assume crazy he's the crazy one not me talk about anger issues oh my god that [ __ ] he's supposed to be my wife you know I think you can do better anything for the bride on her special day I should never have let it go this far Oh God what's my dad going to say he spent ten grand just on ice sculptures for the reception we had these cute little cell phone covers it made with our photo on them it was going to be so fabulous I can only imagine oh god I hope they don't make me give back the Gibbs oh whatever anything to be rid of him and at least I lost all that weight what did you ever see in that guy on paper he was perfect rich successful the big car the house in Vinewood Hills and he was nice to me sometimes after the rages I thought I could change him are you married no if you can believe it nobody snapped me up yet and I know he did some hooker on his bachelor party but he just kept smiling and talking about his stupid bro path you know he told me once that infidelity doesn't count out of state well guess who's got the honeymoon two can play at that game I might even get pregnant I'll have some Greek waiters baby see how he likes that there is no way I was having kids with that neanderthal the thought of perpetuating his DNA uh they couldn't do that to the world he really let one get away with you didn't he you should see his friends they were all there hungover grinning like a bunch of slow kids at a petting zoo I have never met bigger Josh bags in my life I would literally rather disembowel myself with a jagged piece of glass than play hostess suit to those morons ever again and his mother of course I could never live up to her could I the way he ran around after her her and her prolapsed I seriously think some weird stuff went down with those two I didn't used to bathe her Wow you tell it like it is don't you anyway I don't want to talk about him anymore I just want this all to be over thank you so much you saved me from the worst decision of my life you Lord Zappo has spoken you can thank God that was so awful did you hear what they were saying to me would you give me a ride home I don't want to walk on my own yeah sure come on we don't want you to run into any more crazy senior citizens thank you I'm staying just off the Nora Road by the Redwood Lites track so what the hell was that who were those guys [Music] no idea I was just talking to a friend of my cellphone when I hear them behind me yelling about the Industrial Revolution and the Internet at first I thought Oh couple of senile old timers must have wandered out of the nursing home so I'm like did you get lost is there anyone I can call then you start really shouting at me no I'm dead wood that I've failed as a generation and next thing you know they've got me pinned down on the ground terrifying it was so disgusting they stink like spoiled ham crispy hands all over me ranting about how technology is evil except they were in a car exactly I'm thinking maybe they're like those weird religious folks who live out ease that you see on me-tv who publicly reject modern life here we are thank you so much I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't come along help me somebody please my friend is hurt someone throw something [Music] are you knowing look out for phones like me did you get myself back don't balance out my karma but there you go oh my god man you're awesome give your [ __ ] money now don't shoot I'm just a lonely agent I I owe you big I can get you corkers tickets you [Applause] [Music] just take it it's thrift store anyway over here I got myself stranded out here bro I could really use a ride okay get in so what happened to mr. sheriff here oh that yeah don't worry about it hey can you drop me in my Clubhouse it's not far east Vinewood near the racetrack appreciate this bro really appreciate it are you okay you seem nervous I'm fine just stressed out thought I'd never get a ride out of there well for future reference you might want to try the main road no they're onto me though go you got to get me out of here bro [Music] [Music] are you wasted or something [Music] [Music] I think we lost it [ __ ] thanks man so what's that on your jacket you're one of those Angels of Death guys are you kidding me I'm lost forever bro the AOD are finished they're a myth yeah well on the news looks like your guys have been having a hard time out at sandy shores things have been rough too many people wanting to piece the Aztec guys the O'Neal's then there's this real crazy meth dealer psycho yeah I know one of those myself and it ain't just out there we got serious beef with that other Mexican gang the Vagos all over LS they've been coming at us fierce yeah I moved out here from Liberty City when all that [ __ ] went down a few years back I don't know if you heard about that but things ain't been the same since turf don't come easy no more so what were you doing around there anyway I was out you know [ __ ] and took a wrong turn thank you that's big with biker gangs these days huh hiya Keane walking whatever you want to call it my bikes in the shop what do you want me to do and also been to see a pal of mine in Bolingbroke doing five years for possession and the bastards are making him do every day can you believe that five years thanks bro I got people here that can help me out [Music] you hey hey stop can I get a ride broke out of the car now or I'll blow your [ __ ] brains out excuse me you [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hands in the air knees on the ground right now yeah man I'm cool don't do anything stupid I'm gonna kill you don't move for three minutes [Applause] you right get on the [ __ ] floor right now okay alright take it easy you're a man are you doing something oh [ __ ] [ __ ] take it [Music] you got the money oh thank god next time you come in it's 25% off okay [Music] [Applause] hey hey it's Franklin [Music] [Music] [Applause] go many all day [Applause] hey girl you good it's clear oh thank god I don't even want to think about what they have done to me I got no money no phone nothing could you give me a ride I just don't leave you here if you can drop me on in acento road in shamash i'll get a friend to pick me up there [Music] thank you so much for stepping in I know I know what those guys are like they'd have killed me for sure some things you don't let go and that's one of them so you knew those creeps you know for as long as I can remember the loss was my life I was committed until you've been with a fat hairy middle-aged guy who hasn't changed his leathers in a week you don't know the meaning of commitment you know what I mean and then all the partying just started to take its toll feeling down all the time missing my family anyway I decided to get out clean myself up get into treatment let's just get out of here before any more of my uncle's show up uncles what I mean handful more anymore those animals show up it think I'm still in shock can you sit oh okay yeah they were my uncle so what your uncle's passed you around like a piece of meat no [ __ ] they raised me look I took the money okay what does it matter stop asking me all these questions okay this is it thank you again look I think we should just put all this behind us don't you [Music] thank [ __ ] you've got it thanks man seriously you saved my ass laughs forget it I gotta pretend like you [Music] come on man untie me I've been here for hours oh thank god it's so much trouble can you give me a ride please I'll repay you I promise mmm naked road trip come in this is such a disaster I'm supposed to be getting married need to get my suit from home and pick up the car then track down soon-to-be-dead best man trade a [ __ ] he still has the Rings catch you the church in five hours I promised her I wouldn't go crazy she's gonna kill me I'm such an idiot the ceremony starts at 3:00 p.m. Jesus this is gonna turn into a funeral not a wedding Dicky's burn so dehydrate you hadn't stopped I don't know what I work for well I stopped because I got a soft spot for a man in panties few cars went by but nobody stopped nobody would help it would just slow down roll down the window laughing point take photos and its speed off I was on my bachelor party mmm that part I got it's the stripped and tied to a post in the middle of nowhere bit that's what I'm interested in haha come on I want sort of details dude I have no recollection we're supposed to be a few quiet drinks you know and the ad sent came out then the coke came out just I think it was coke he got really out of hand they made me finger and talk teabags and elderly lady in a bus stop yeah these things happen last thing I remember I was stuffing a handful of mushrooms in my mouth as you do go on next thing I know I wake up there with a deer gnawing at my balls mmm and what's that perfume you're wearing it smells cheap no no no wait [ __ ] now there was a stripper I think an damnit okay that's the car I'm arriving it for the wedding you jump in and wait while I get changed quickly it's my father-in-law's oh it's a miracle I'm helping you at all when will I learn to leave a naked man on the side of the road okay at least I looked like I'm getting married now I got a message from my best man saying he's in a restaurant out of town if he's lost the wedding rings I'm gonna call him come on pick up what do you think it is a so-called friend you tied to a pole in the middle of nowhere with no [ __ ] clothes on we don't have time for this now just tell me you have the Rings unbelievable one thing you haven't yet completely [ __ ] up stay there don't move I'm on my way okay good news is he's in a seafood diner on the way to the church you step on it we might make this only that juice will be eating lobster at a time like this there's the prick there to record its worst best man ever enjoy your seafood platter [ __ ] you better still have those rings yeah chill they're in my pocket okay let's go we don't have much time to do Passover help my head's in peace one for the history books do you have any idea what you put me through it's my wedding day you dick I could have died it's a rite of passage breath you can tell it the Greg it's about this I told you it was a dumb idea to do it right before the wedding what oh no ladies guilt trip on me about tradition a couple of beers you said we did only have a couple of beers man you always have to take it too far why the [ __ ] did you strip me did you strip yourself man you don't remember what don't worry it's all on film you were totally strung out embarrassingly so wait into the dark side man the fear had you dude and that was the point you thought it was a good idea to drive me into the wilderness and tie me up by myself not entirely sure how all that panned out to be honest I was tripping balls after you [ __ ] that tiny stripper okay I don't want to hear any more just get to the church okay I don't want to hear any more let's just get to the church man he's so pissed off Oh God hey I'm so sorry who'd keep the car this marriage is only happening cuz of you as long as we are married I will never forget this babe I'm sorry I would suck [Applause] you

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Length: 103min 9sec (6189 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 10 2014