Got an Empty Nest? Keep It That Way!

do we have any empty nesters in the house you got them out they're gone you got rid of the kids oh man the last one went off to school don't it feel good don't it feel good listen this is the sound of your house when you're an empty nester listen to this did you hear that you know what that was nothing I loved it man now the key to being an empty nester and listen to me because I've had to do this several times you have to fix your house so they can never come back don't let them back here's how you do it first of all whatever rule they were sleeping in the room that they were sleeping in the last when they left the house you got to turn that room into something else that's the first move I'll give you a prime example my son my son went off to college he came back to visit one day he walked into his room I heard him gasp I heard him didn't mean nothing to me I expected then he comes out he goes dad dad where's my bed I said well your bed your bed is in your college dormitory that's where your baby but Dad what happened to all of my furniture why's all the furniture in here leather I said cuz I like leather but then why is it in my room and why does my room smell I said cuz son listen to me that's not your room that is now a cigar lounge once they're gone you've got to make it inconvenient for them to come back you could even go so far as digging a moat around your house you know what a motive is they had them back in the medieval days that a little the little river that they put all the way around the castle put a couple of alligators in it don't build a bridge they come to the house come on Jack come on joke young come see daddy you get these daddy's there come on a joke dad is 20 feet trying [Applause] [Music] hey I'm Steve Harvey you want more of that well don't just sit there go get it press subscribe or click on this list and you can see all the amazing videos you want press it press it

Channel: Steve TV Show

Views: 128,409

Rating: 4.8743229 out of 5

Keywords: STEVE, steve, comedy, humor, laugh, Laugh, funny, Funny, Steve Harvey, steve harvey

Id: XVdDC-p6-AU

Length: 3min 17sec (197 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 15 2018