Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs | Dinosaurs for Kids READ ALOUD!

welcome to a twisted fairy tale kid time story time Oh before you begin to recover yes like the dinosaur I would just like to clarify aha that the dinosaurs in this story are not a reflective of all dinosaur behavior okay especially be okay you've clarified thank you so much for that message otherwise enjoy all right I love a twisted twisted fairy tale so let's see what happens with Goldilocks in the three and dinosaurs instead of the three bears once upon a time there were three dinosaurs a Papa dinosaur a mama dinosaur and some other dinosaur who happened to be visiting from Norway home sweet dinosaur home okay Norwegian exchange students or something Norway gateway to Sweden I'm really loving this calendar right here and there's oh oh look at this do you see there was a pigeon inside the cookie ball because this author also writes pigeon stories ha I just caught that Wow moving on with half story one day for no particular reason the three dinosaurs made up their beds position their chairs just sew and cook three bowls of delicious chocolate pudding and varying temperatures that does seem rather random doesn't it here's one with an ice with ice cubes in it and here's one with a temperature gauge in it mama dinosaur MD dfn Oh dinosaur from Norway PD Papa dinosaur that's that bull and there they are positioning things oh boy said Papa dinosaur in his loud booming voice it is finally time to leave and go to the place else yes continued mama dinosaur I sure hope no innocent little succulent child happens by our unlocks home well we are uh someplace else then the other dinosaur made a loud noise it sounded like a big evil laugh but with probably just a polite norwegian expression the three dinosaurs went someplace else and we're definitely not hiding in the woods waiting for an unsuspecting kid to come by happy crazy sure enough five minutes later a poorly supervised little girl named Goldilocks came traipsing along Halawa just then the forest boomed with what could have been a dinosaur yelling gotcha but I'm pretty sure it was just the wind the loud noise was immediately followed by another loud noise that sounded kind of like be patient Poppa dinosaur the trapezoid gets wrong but that could have been a rock falling or a squirrel 0.2 miles to trap no very nice house getting closer one of those funny-looking trees among the trees either way Goldilocks was not the type of little girl who listened to anyone or anything for example Goldilocks never listen to warnings about the dangers of barging into strange enormous houses why would you so as soon as Goldilocks came across a strange enormous house boom she barged right in welcome inside Goldilocks immediately smelled the three bowls of delicious chocolate pudding mmm said Goldilocks bad chocolate pudding smells delicious if only I could get all the way up to the top of that counter then Goldilocks noticed a very tall ladder that just happened to be there and certainly it wasn't left on purpose I mean who would do that Goldilocks climbed up the ladder and found herself face-to-face with three gigantic bowls of chocolate pudding ah it's like heaven on the countertop the first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because hey it's chocolate pudding right am i right or am i right that was Poppa dinosaurs the second bowl of chocolate pudding was too cold but who cares about temperature when you've got a big bowl of chocolate pudding not her the third bowl of chocolate pudding from the dinosaur of Norway was just right but Goldilocks was on such a roll by now that she hardly noticed that is a face of a sugar coma right there son Goldilocks was stuffed like one of those delicious chocolate filled little girl bonbons which by the way are totally not the favorite thing in the whole world for hungry dinosaurs look me oh I know Doug I know it's not you tired and groggy Goldilocks noticed oh look at that three chairs in the living room so she climbed down the ladder walked out of the kitchen first chair too tall second chair also too tall but the third chair was too tall and Goldilocks wasn't gonna climb that I just to sit in some chair so she hiked over to the bedroom because I mean if you're gonna barge into a huge enormous house that belongs to someone else you may as well barge into their bedroom when she got there Goldilocks notice that the beds were also gigantic Liebig what is going on around here groan the exhausted girl the Bears that live here must be nuts how does she know that there's bears why does she think there are bears there just then the room failed was a loud booming noise that was either a passing truck or a dinosaur gloating a few more minutes and she'll be asleep even a little girl who never listens to anyone or anything have to hear that that she's looking a little and concerned oh can we just take a moment here to look this must be Papa's Mama's and clearly the Norwegian bed Cole deluxe took a minute to stop and sink which was longer than she was used to stopping and thinking a whole minute there's a home sweet dinosaur home is she seeing this yep hey she told herself this is a Bears house this is the house well hey what you hailed about that Goldilocks she is no hole as quickly as she could she ran to the back door and got out of there and it says here wipe your talons another hint that it's not a bear house necessarily just then a loud plane flew by which sounded pretty much like a trio of dinosaurs yelling mouth or their Norwegian expression for to a brine bag died suddenly and completely coincidentally the three dinosaurs rushed through the front door but they were too late please take a moment especially if you're an adult to enjoy this right here their artwork reads we are natural gas also there's a pigeon again right there we rent a pigeon book or two boy this guy this writer is funny Goldilocks was gone and all that was left in the house we're three disappointed dinosaurs with a Norwegian tear the end or is it and the moral is if you ever find yourself in the wrong story leave it's me and they're all like oh we thought we're rid of you where did you go to the dinosaurs oh gosh it's that girl again and the mourning for dinosaurs is lock the back door mama with a key looking very irritated and Papa throwing up his hands as if saying oh you know what what oh and look at this the different things that this book could have been think about it it could've been Goldilocks in the 3do it could have been Goldilocks of three roosters it could have been Goldilocks in the three termites the three wise men the three meatballs the three weasels the three major networks that sounds really interesting Snow White Goldilocks and the three rats Goldilocks and the three prairie dogs I don't know where snow white came out of my mouth suddenly the Goldilocks and the three camels Oh Goldilocks from the three underwear salesman the possibilities are just incredible wait a minute wait a minute I have a problem in this whole situation I have a problem - what problem well first of all the dinosaurs are portrayed as being like really into eating chocolate filled little kids and it's not true I have never ever eaten the chocolate filled kid or even a not chocolate filled kid yeah I know that I know that but the bigger point here is is that this isn't a wolf to be a bear story oh sorry why are dinosaurs taking jobs from literary bears oh I don't do oh maybe they're poor the author I think he was just tried to be creative stop writing about pigeons and Dinah stories and little girls who would like to trespass how about ready about heroic super handsome super smart but small green bears that's a good idea maybe you should write to him I'm gonna do it right now I I think it's a great deal well anyway so I promised kid I would never ever ever eat you because I love kids but not in the eight of eating kind of love way okay I know I know I know this is this is just a fun book it's a parody of the original yeah because you know we like to have a little fun with our fairy tales don't we I saw these everybody those could eat them everybody knows that you are far too sensitive and kind of soul to ever eat Goldilocks even if she did trespass in your house exactly see you next time kid on time three time where the dinosaurs definitely do not eat the kids Oh

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Length: 11min 5sec (665 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 19 2016