George Burns Carson Tonight Show 1989

George Burns's is a phenomenon at the age of 93 I would guess he is probably certainly America's oldest active entertainer and the amazing thing is I guess the greatest success that George had came the last 20 23 years of his life um he's still entertaining shows no signs of slowing down and if I'm right Irving doesn't have a date to play the London Palladium on his hundredth birthday right and I think he's gonna make it would you welcome mr. George Byrne what number of Sagara is this for you today now this is my tenth or eleventh cigar I smoked between 15 and 20 cigars a day yeah it was very exciting yeah at 93 if I can get it into a hold up well this is the little things in life not yours as your doctor said to you now George you got doctors desk I play bridge in the afternoon drill about three o'clock that I go home go to bed and I gotta be very careful you go to bed yeah I don't wake a run and I get up a 5:30 have a double martini and maybe more I say oh yeah drink a little but yeah but I when I got a cold I don't drink no I don't smoke I do the other thing oh you don't I read the book the other night it's a marvelous there's not a good book it's a great book that's all all my best friends and it's about all the marvelous entertainers you work with all of your life I wish I hadn't known a lot of these people I didn't know Al Jolson at all and I knew Eddie Cantor and I knew Groucho but here's the city the same table they get Jolson and Cantor and the Marx Brothers and Danny Kaye and Georgie Jessel and I'm the only one left you're the only one I know that's alive now that was that was the famous I guess roundtable to the table with Hillcrest Country hell crack oh yeah I would say that the funniest guy at the table well Groucho it's funny in Overton yeah Georgie Jessel now a lot of people wouldn't know that yeah but I I agree with Nestle said funny things I'm sitting there having coffee for you nine o'clock in the morning and I'm watching just at the bar fight brandy nine o'clock one morning I will I said Georgie is that Jeff a brand Ian he's had enjoy doesn't what he says Norma Talmadge left me I said but Norma Talmadge left you 35 years ago he says I still miss up let's talk about that let's talk about Al jokes a little bit are you saying this book you thought he probably was the greatest entertainer and Jolson was not a miss letting you know he was the world's greatest entertainer well he was the our greatest wasn't the greatest talent yeah but the greatest entertainer but every better Jolson Jewish boy my father was a Jewish Cantor and he used to blacken up and get down on one knee and sing I got a mammy in Alabama and made the people cry you know you gotta be great just no one say about Joan I saw one Jessel did his stage show once he says he's a Jolson never got any further south in Baltimore ha ha he said he had a bad plate of shitless threw up and went back to New York maybe not like that tell you sorry about Jolson during World War one they have a benefit performance of Ned Wade ones that are in Columbus err cycle another shows a Bernard Louie man ah George M Cohan and William Collier did and George M Cohen sang over there for the first time and then Caruso came up and st. pauli achi and then out came George what do you think he said you ain't heard nothing yet yeah well I started you a night and they was a riot II I mean I was know that nobody liked Josh is it true Jolson would be working and he would see somebody or you're a line that he liked in somebody else's act he take it he would take it and then it's only his people would go to the guy in San mr. Johnson that's mr. Jolson sighing yeah take it out of your Act also Johnson when you were on the stage on the same show with George and George and add the water running didn't want to hear you get laughs or kidding oh yeah we were an N in Denver Gracie and I were a little man and woman night girl number three and Bobo was playing in Denver and we got through tickets ran over never took off our makeup got to the theater around nine nine ten minutes after 9:00 no Trojan 9:30 no jokes quarter to 10:00 finally the audience is applauding coat Tolson came out snow all over song he's I'm sorry I was over somebody's house for dinner I got carried away this is your mind if I my makeup right here and he stripped from here Oh piranhas makeup told a few jokes and Johnson was a great comedian Brent like committee and but people didn't appreciate that yes his singing was so great alright and Bamba went on Bob Moore's on for 10 minutes when he said to the artist you know that story the horse wins the race the fella gets the girl you want that you want me to entertain you they said entertain us you brought out the cast he said you you girls got dates three or four had dates go ahead throw sit down on the floor he entertained the audience from 10 o'clock that night for 1:00 in the morning and then he said I'm gonna take off my makeup and I'm going next door vizzay than the restaurant there's a piano right I'll meet you now sing if you saw everybody it you know nobody could do that I wish I'd have seen him oh it must have been sensational great that's great you want sir you got a gut brauch you're mad are you offended him at one time then well I didn't mean to get a match ever G Robinson's gave a dinner party right robber beta ten people and one woman said who's the funniest comedian I said Charlie Chaplin and Groucho said he's not the funniest you mean I answer as in what Groucho up he's the funniest comedian then I must be the funniest comedians I'm funnier than you are I said I didn't without my brothers ouch or got very mad and the next day he wrote an article of a piece of Jack Benny is a very talented fella and George Burns wears a toupee later on you you you were your friends well we got the beat from but the Groucho is fearless have you said something about your top then not that same thing came on 20 times that day he top it with the same joke now Sophie Tucker used to sing if you can't see mama every night you can't see mama at all and say get and one no wouldn't ever your order sea bass Groucho say if you can't see bass every night you can't see vegetable dye just not nobody's gonna steal that job that's right that's not what I have to avoid it for 17 years you got tired of right as I came to the table that was sea bass well I love sea bass I didn't wanna get up cutlet lousy junk I I wish I wish them to the wait I says I'll have sea bass and the way to whisper back if you can't see cause that more of the stuff does the seem that your good friend Jack Benny has been gone as long as he has he was my closest finally was a wonderful man why was it why was he such an easy mark for you well because you told Jack Benny a joke you wouldn't laugh yea orsa Oh Jake Betty brought all these things on himself Jack Benny signed a contract for a couple of million dollars it was at the club look excited I walk told who I knew who signed the contract that's Jack you look excited he says I am if I was downtown I found out it'll be okay you get into a car and if you go 25 mar 2015 21 centimeter ficks law he says did you take a shower today it's a statement the the the the towels are fluffy fluffy tones then he said that did you take a shine today shoeshine boy gives you the world's greatest chef sign I said I'll give him one shoe if I like it I'll give him the other you know I've heard you do those things about Jack I never believed it about everything was greater the towels were the great he'd say good arrest was the greatest cup of coffee he'd ever had in his life bad bet he says he never had a good cup of coffee huh I said have you never had a good cup of coffee how can you tell this to bed you know at the Brown Derby and the waiter came over I said I'll have bacon makes lunch it's all have cream of wheat he says my head cream of wheat then why do you order Creamery he says Mary says it's good for me I so married a dream away I said I'm gonna have bacon eggs he's on my eyes I love bacon next a one shot bacon the next he's Mary says is bad for me I said tell Mary not to eat bacon the way to came over zone bacon eggs and Jax's all that bacon is ice when the check comes give it the Jack Benny that's why he swore I should I pay with a check Isis if you don't pay for the check I'll tell Mary I think

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Keywords: George Burns (Film Actor), Comedy (Theater Genre), Talk Show (TV Genre)

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Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 15 2015