Geoffrey Boycott Wind Up (Test Match Special)

I do have a press release thought it might come in today 182 for six from the ICC I do love a good press release Jeffrey hopefully this is only been waiting for let's see let's watch Anna's on both first of all though wheeling round and pavilion behind him for slips and Anderson's on his way dipping his head here he comes now bowls - that was and it's taken by the keeper to end the / right here we go ah it's not what it's not what I was thinking this is a statistical not very good at these press release further to the recent request from the South African government the ICC has now considered the question of downgrading the status of all statistics including runs and wickets on the series played between England and the rest of the world in 1972 the ICC agrees as well I think that agrees the series has played against the spirit of the den Eagles agreement and that the interests of keeping cricket free from political interference that a mouthful all matches will be removed from first-class Records as ridiculous David Richardson chief executive says clearly this will not prove popular with those cricketers whose records will now be amended but we're looking at the bigger picture quite serious isn't it this watch em rollin Jones in the sunshine past the umpire in he goes bowls let's turn the way out towards lead we get a couple here for Elgar no in fact Yuna gets one Peter Hain he was on the program recently the longtime anti-apartheid campaigner has hailed it as a great day for cricket and humanity I'm sure the players involved will take it on the chin for more details contact massive well horses I was not expecting that that's a loaded and right what are you gonna do with that what does that mean what's first on that they weren't they weren't Test matches were they those well yeah they were played as Test matches at the time but for subsequently ruled long after there's not being tested they were ruled Innis Test matches for Test match statistics for a I don't know how many couple of three years or something goes rolling Jones only Bowl that's clipped away often inside edges runs here probably for the mysteries down to the boundaries then they would take now then they'll take another so now I don't have a problem with that yeah but then when Australia played as world champions the rest of the world and the ICC picked the team for the rest of the world they included them as Test matches because they were getting lots of money from sponsors now it's either all in or all out I have no problem with being out because there weren't two test teams you know donations but this is this is taking away first-class status and crazy that's what happens no they do they're all ridiculous the way they chose thing goes rolling Jones and that's a product away into the offside politics isn't it no how many games and games with five it's politics to interfere with it hmm because they're talking about politics taking him out yeah but if nonsense ended who played please Alan James open the back and in terms of possible repair you've no I didn't play till the fourth test I played the fourth and fifth right now wasn't so they first-class matches anymore first let's umpires first let's players some of the best players in the world were played so that rest of the world side is a fantastic team can go as Roland Joan's and that's pushed away by Morris with me personally but just the sakes not first-class nonsense ending so all those records have been players as Jeffrey sanctum Sobers Sobers and Pollock had one particular partnership you can look at it was a betting together can you fabulous fabulous so those those hundreds won't count I mean and there was Eddie ball I got four kids and five balls all sorts of things happen and that's it I mean did not first class I mean I have no problem in not test matches but the other one in Australia Australian versus wrestler will should not be test matches them but they kept tea because they picked the side his role in Jones and that's driven nicely plan to Madan and this Muslims an anomaly isn't it you know it's either all in or all out yeah you know but they just peek I mean so to be clear does that mean that these are now retrospectively scrubbed so all these stats from those matches now it's back dated yeah I suppose you'll have to see what the Association of cricket statisticians and people like that says well they should say no we're not going to but if they backdated then yep everything subsequent to that is also so it goes down by one who's hit her or it may be his Roland Joan's on off stump and that's pushed away up the point actually Geoffrey yeah the last match here at the Oval I only played two tests a problem if let's take it up really well it wasn't a test match hundred anyhow Kizzy it was it was a test much but then it was taken out by the ICC so it never was a testament but I think I see what what daggers is alluding to you because you're one hundred hundreds but now becoming 9900 ridiculous right to him is an idiot for putting that out I mean and he just that is politics along because you've got a black government in South Africa asking them because of politics to take you out and cricket should say hey the same we're not getting involved in politics and that's what they should be saying generally Peter Hain and the South Africans offense is remarkable one eighty seven four six so that so like Jeffries did something exact it said like well the other is the might be others are gone there's another records that you laughed it but your Cesare Headingley it was special it was of course it was you knocked out all those pipes and members of plates is Roland Joan hide the off stump and there's no there were no doubt he said I mean that's how Daphne is indeed but does it matter well they've hang on say this is real and Andrew where was which one was Geoffrey boycotts proper authentic hundred hundred well the one after that where was that Timbuktu I said probably Timbuktu nobody knows and comes Anderson running in hard bowls let's pushed away into the offside we sent back they're sent back and comes in the field so where did Jeffrey not really get his hundredth under them next hundred yeah I'm not bothersome I just think he's daft invited banked limited a little if I slip it look like he stole yes I got one in five Livadia wonderful that's your hundred hundred then comes Anderson bowls outside your stump that's a good while in much better place indeed faisal violent to get your Honda thundered what are all these plates and caps and bats that you've signed and efforts no Pete but uh nothing I just think it's wrong for everybody that it's just silly it did whose political policy no it's a great day for cricket and humanity I'm sure the players involved will take it on the chin that's one of the quotes yeah see what people say in comes Anderson polls has pushed down towards would often hang onto things serious amiss because there's what date was Jeffries under thundered so that's coming up we haven't got any plan for that if we were not doing anything special early we are actually whatever can it we have in do at our house hundred eighty people we're raising money for the Yorkshire air ambulance let's cancel it we're not cancelling it's all sold and done I'll put it this way Sammy old Hassan and mmm when it comes Anderson rolls outside of the off stump will not get any white that's for sure you can't celebrate u99 Dave Richardson the chief exactly I love your day but you won't be getting one either we can't celebrate your 99th ungood we celebrating here because it's nonsense that's just silly there'll be other people as well I know after you know the words there's a two or three after me or a hundred hundreds in there I mean there's a week you changing this to just like that for politics is for politics is Anton outside the off stump and there's no stroke from Dean Elgar well because you actually you invited me to that dinner oh yeah your vitamin the false pretenses that's why the way you're carrying on now you're definitely not getting an invite well you've already invited me but it's not well I'm taking it back it's under false pretenses he wasn't at the time I was a bit I wasn't like oh it's not expecting that I mean that's gonna well he really gave you someone to talk about mess well say that yeah it's also complete wind-up Geoffrey you Muffy you it's never is that wind up you Muffy Agnew I'll get you for that you well you've done me a few times but that's the biggest one you can always enjoy nothing the back I'm keeping this out my rates you'll be listening today she'll be laughing you do me easy um yeah like a kipper no difficulty says it's a good letter head actually Afghan object or whatever more about that letter International Cricket Council Sami all the Sun broads getting ready to have a ball they're not gonna take his record nevermind broad I'm just too reeling from this if you want you won't take a lot to compose yourself Jeffery that's fine broad is in and Morris plays a nice back drive two extra cover there's no run I haven't actually seen this Jeffery I don't come on shared if you're not having it

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Keywords: boycott wind up test match special

Id: iPIjT-zdryY

Length: 10min 39sec (639 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 04 2018

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[u/Piranha2004]

Yes I heard the audio for this. Was hilarious.

[u/peace-inside]

I laughed hard now

[u/AntiPeterDuttonParty]

Perfect buildup! Well played Agnew.

[u/chose_another_name]

Absolutely brilliant.

[u/Nowimnotalurker]

I was at the ground that day (day 5, oval, England v SA) and had my earpiece tuned into sky commentary, I forget why. I looked around and everyone was pissing themselves, and I couldn’t figure out why for a good few minutes, whilst in the meantime the laughing at seemingly nothing just kept increasing. I eventually figured out that it must be the different radio band, and sure enough I tuned in just in time for the big reveal - was hilarious!

[u/Thatchers-Gold]

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[u/truelie]

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