Gary Johnson Is No Bernie, Bro | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Sarah Silverman [Applause] oh great look at you playing Vegas the MGM grams so proud I'm not taking a jet there tonight but uh but I'm very proud of you come on we boat we worked hard and we played by the rules you taught me how to exfoliate with the dry brush before my shower good I mean it was like we're on the bet it was you you bullied me into around a basketball court you look you don't exfoliate with the dry brush before you shower I didn't even know that's what to do this is the honk you plan to come out here with no ad with the drug none at all I don't know I just I saw you and I remembered it cuz I think of you every time I do it let's talk politics you're very brave to meet you that's right isn't she perfect yeah so um you're for Trump right all right sound 100 Trump is the the product of a long tradition of pointing at other people and accusing them of doing what you're doing and that's you know here uh you're a bit did you know you know that ever since lucky Oh what the pundit no it's a good thing but ever since you were at the the Democratic convention and you pointed at the Bernie people and said you're being ridiculous and I thought it was wonderful and told us to stretch but what is that idea where the crown heavily now that you've been anointed as a someone who's gonna lead us in our political thinking yeah of course yeah no I don't know I mean I there's no one more Bernie than me I'm inspired every day by Bernie Sanders the good news is you know people who change the world are almost never the president you know so we don't have them for four years we have them forever is that so bad to settle for well actually a people [Applause] that the president is someone who changes the world yes please we remember in throughout history that have changed our world are almost never the president that's completely not true as I'm the very the very reason we're so afraid of Trump is because that it is true that the boy see your line of thinking but I'm thinking about it it's not one thing you know some of those people changed the world but Martin Luther King didn't send troops into the south to make sure that the black people could go to college are you sure President Kennedy did that because of president sure because this pressures from outside video options British gate needs an ally in office that's right that's why I don't understand these Bernie or bust people you know I don't know what their long game is I don't know what their perfect dream scenario is i berners-lee I'm asking or am I being obtuse no you are but it seems that it would be good to up now are not I want to talk to them cuz yeah what are you 28 29 now you're all mouth yeah I hate that that's a big funny joke you're a millennial and one with stamina now let me read that the polls here on Clinton 18 to 34 people Clinton 31% uh-huh Trump 26 Gary Johnson 29% Gary Johnson Gary Johnson Gary John listen is a idiot I like him he's a nice guy but he's another in my basket of idiots a nice I voted and I believe you did in 2004 Ralph Nader yes but this is not yes idiot right yeah and he wasn't an idiot but he also wasn't gonna win and it was a mistake vote our content I admitted it was a mistake okay but Gary Johnson can I show you a little we put a little montage of Gary together just to remind and we thought thought he was a cool guy you know he smokes pot he was in the pot he's not making pot look good pastas and making good right pot is cool hot is cool it doesn't make you know what's also cool reading yeah here's a little bit of Gary Johnson for those thinking of voting for him aleppo and what is Aleppo Aleppo not knowing that there's a city in between the be the two forces who's your favorite part later who's my favorite any anybody pick any leader hunk I'm having a brain I'm on a mini box I think I could sign up that for the whole today oh we're really and by the way for the people 29% 18 to 34 who I assume a lot of them were Bernie people right okay here's some minimum-wage Hillary's with Bernie not Gary Johnson believes in no minimum wage TPP he's for that Hillary and Bernie are against it citizens united all the money you want in politic gun control wants none of that financial regulation universal health care Eastern rupees for repealing Obamacare free college he's against that he's for nothing that you people what it's not even like is that you no one's even miss informing them about him like they are would like with your friend you know it's like people yeah no that's true what you were saying was exactly right people vote because they're totally misinformed and that is a real thing

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Id: JA5T7aBUi1A

Length: 6min 6sec (366 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 01 2016