GAME SINS | Everything Wrong With Kingdom Hearts II - Part One

a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream ironically the opening narration from the start of the first game about not knowing whether reality was real or not would be far more fitting for the start of this game with someone trapped in a fake reality I suppose it's time to harvest a bountiful crop of dislikes by sinning Kingdom Hearts 2 already I can hear the sounds of children being led out into the real world where they're not given enough juice boxes and hugs honestly all of you watching this should be thankful that I'm doing this since my native language is depression on the only one qualified to counter the amount of saturated for those of you who are upset over this you can rest easy knowing my opinion wouldn't carry weight if it was tied to cinder blocks since this intro serves as a recap it does an incredibly poor job of explaining what chain of Memories was about and even if you did play the side game Kingdom Hearts 2 is such a Winchesters mention applaud direction that it adds another side game on every time it creates enough plot holes so not only are you expected to a plate chain of Memories they also made a game called 358 over 2 that further attempts to explain what's going on meet Roxas every fan fiction writers do not steal original character who comes out of nowhere is very important to the plot and other main characters and everyone loves and supports him the first chapter of the game is focused on restoring Sora's memories which were a race back in chain of Memories so of course Sora's memories start right at the beginning of the first game as opposed to his early childhood kid is going to wake up and remember only a few days of his entire life with the rest being a blank this world has been connected Anselm's new voice actors sounds like someone who narrates IGN video reviews Roxas is living in a simulation of Twilight town and his memories of his old life were a race when he was placed here but not once does Roxas question why he has a home but no parents or anything but a group of friends oh no they're gone our are gone all are gone we literally can no longer give [ __ ] nobodies have been going around town stealing things and when a nobody still something like pines' photos the word itself can't even be said nevermind how this is even possible since it's never explained how his cipher been going around town claiming Roxas and the others of the thieves if you can't even say what it is they I have to wonder house cipher came by his scar in this universe he and squall scarred each other while sparring in Final Fantasy 8 but in this universe squall is an adult and the two have never met cipher loses any badass cards he might have had by wearing a shirt that shows his midriff Roxas can use the keyblade because he has Sora's nobody being created after a person loses their heart want to know who else is a nobody created from a keyblade user xemnas the leader of organization 13 yet he can't use a keyblade wouldn't it be weird if the thief wanted to steal the real Roxas or something come on it's serious why would anyone want to steal a bonehead like rocks clearly this is a world that has never known child predators since someone's delink photos of Roxas is of little concern organization I'm going to take a sin off or Christopher Lee not only appearing in this game but for putting in an actual performance despite this we've [ __ ] he was given why would the nobody steal photographs both of nothing but data then isn't everything inside the simulation data though are you not more surprised and nobody's are somehow appearing in your virtual simulation I mean we learn later that you are terrible at choosing passwords but this should be a cause for concern with how much diz despises Organization 13 I'm surprised he's not triggered every time he seizes associate who wears the exact same uniform but the boy is a problem he found one of the key I get that you are slowly restoring Sora's memories but that last line from Jafar was said in private during a villain meeting and Sora never heard it oh go to the beach painter wants to go to the beach before summer vacation is over but they don't have enough money I just want to know how money became the standard currency in every world these worlds were all separate until recently but they all use the same currency let's do jobs earn money for the trip like delivering mail to birds fighting bees clearing garbage by smacking and entertaining a kid who wanted to see a ball kept in midair remember I fell I had the money before that I bet that guy took it guy since Oleg gave the pouch with all their money to Roxas and none of them could see the hooded figure who bumped into him all they observed was Roxas stumbling and suddenly their money pouch is gone wouldn't they suspect Roxas of trying to steal their money hey I bet we could reuse this scene like a million times going forward and it would never lose emotional impact kids casually sitting on a dangerous building ledge is a kind of scene I expect to see from a gif out of Russia is it really that hard to make a page we'd be giving the enemy another entry point an tonight it's not them from going to the beach because no Beach exists in the simulation if that's the case why allow your npcs to bring up the idea of going somewhere that doesn't exist within their programming how do you bring objects from the digital Twilight town into the real world I mean Ansem just brought the bag of money with him you could crash the entire economy with this technology this town is cheering for a grown man who competes against children in foam bat tournaments Setzer isn't a bad choice for a classic Final Fantasy character but I guess they couldn't get the guy you can suplex trains [Music] if the trophy is a summa [ __ ] laude award how come censor the defending champion holds a belt the objective of a struggle match is to hit your opponent and collect the orbs they drop the one with the most orbs wins except bebe defeats cypher without collecting a single orb this town is his creation right which means we don't have time for a Q&A you're coming with me axel was the only member of organization 13 besides Roxas that gets any development I guess you can take this as a case study when creating a rogues gallery don't make it 13 members large half of them were killed off in chain of Memories and Sora doesn't even get to remember them given the setting of a virtual environment and the fact that Quinton Flynn voices axel I have expected and wanted him to have a codex session about VR training with the colonel just this man speaks nonsense I'm sure appearing in your fetish gear and telling in this will totally make Roxas side with you let me win I'll make it worth your while how little must have you accomplished in your life that you are willing to go this far to win a children's game did you get all those scars on your face from children's competitions when sitting on a Ledge at this high don't toss things that your friends expecting them to catch it more than likely they either drop it or fall to their deaths don't stare into the Sun you idiots and I had them lying on a hot summer roof the entire time this is why you don't make building ledges your hangout spot [Music] the one who is with Riku and me all the time we played together on that Island his boys always used to be there you know what's gone I can't think of his face when nómine erase Sora's memories in the spin-off game she also erased any memories of Sora and everyone who met or even knew of Sora even Kyrie that's sad for her but just imagine Sora's mom every day she walks around her home wondering why she has a room full of a young boy's possessions but can't remember ever having a son that's been missing for a year through the power of hell take your pick love friendship art all of the above this message in a bottle will travel across worlds and reach Sora the end of the game but first perhaps you could tell me your true name it's answer diz has been working with this guy the entire time and hasn't once bothered asking him who he is actually this sin is even more confusing than that dis began by working with Riku to revive Sora but then one day Riku came back several feet taller and with a different voice and diz wasn't at all curious about that until now and Anselm's voice is one dish had recognized very easily and furthermore handsome is really Riku who gave it a darkness in order to capture Roxas and the anthem from the first game was not the real Ansem and diz is actually the original Ansem and is has no real reason to hide his face and snow one here we know who he is and dis is also aware that this is Riku who looks like Ansem and it's calling himself that but doesn't say anything about it and Riku Nosed is knows that he's not handsome but puts up the charade anyway are you beginning to understand why I waited for years to get around to sending this game I suggest we build 13 chairs all at least 15 feet high at different heights so some of us have a strain our next to look at whoever is speaking yesterday I fell off the station tower didn't I you wouldn't be here if you did doesn't matter in the past few days you've had vocabulary stolen from you a magical key appear in your hand time is stopping and you fought friggin monsters wondering if you actually fell off a roof or not is the least of your problems I don't care how good the ice cream is I'm already sick of having to watch these kids eat it at 7:00 p.m. all four of us will synchronize our childhood bonding moments you can't see your reflection in a waterfall the seven wonders at Twilight town are glitches in the simulation I'm starting to think diz might be a Bethesda employee the last mystery is the ghost train which makes me wonder how it ever became a mystery if only Roxas can see it Roxas his friends wait until he runs them all the way back to the station to tell him they didn't see the Train let's go home and work on the paper if we write about all the work we did they grow up so fast I thought this game was only supposed to use Disney movies this is clearly the room from 2001 a Space Odyssey [Music] name-dropping chain of memories is close enough for our roll credits in my book you and Sora are connected and in order for Sora to become completely whole again he needs you does he really Sora seem just fine after Kairi saved him from being heartless even though Roxas is Sora's nobody he only seems to be needed for restoring Sora's memories because the game says he is I hate this style of storytelling where entire scenes happen all inside someone's head again it's not that great of a scene of a holes in your memory is starting to fill in yes the haze is clearing the same thing is happening to everyone who had ties to Sora since everyone lost their memories of Sora how did is even know who Sora was to put together this plan to revive him he should have been affected by nominees power as well and Riku was obsessed with reviving someone he couldn't even remember the entire point of sticking Roxas in the simulation was you know I really don't know why this was needed diz probably could have kept him unconscious and still restored Sora's memories but even if this was needed is it really necessary to torture the kid right at the end of it look at what it's come to I've been given these icky orders to destroy you evil organizations really need to stop ordering friends to kill each other it always creates conflicting emotions and makes a situation worse instead of one rogue member you end up with a to Kingdom Hearts roll credits you'll be home I'll disappear no dis stops nómine from telling Roxas what's about to happen to him like he doesn't intend to tell him that same thing in just a few moments Roxas can recall moments he was unconscious for such as wind is first put him inside the simulation if we can maintain the simulated town until Namine finishes chaining together Sora's memories I don't think even chain of Memories name-dropped itself this much axel I guess you can count me in with the camp that thinks axel is one of the better characters that come out of this series axel used to work with Roxas in organization xiii so he knows very well that Roxas can use two key blades let's meet again in the next life they really tried their best and make you think axel dies here but then he's alive again in just a few scenes I have to wonder how dis came by all this very specific technology for placing people in stasis and creating digital worlds to live in all of it was needed to awaken Sora and restore his memories but sewer only fell asleep a year ago my apologies this is only a data based projection isn't everything here a data base projection I hate you so much you should share some of that hatred with Sora it's honestly amazing that disses planned for joining Sora and Roxas together actually worked he did everything he could to make Roxas like his life as is then he straight-up tormented him with all of us looks like my summer I should have mentioned this in my first Kingdom arts video but Sora's clothes are completely impractical for using the restroom it's a single piece with a jacket he has to get naked every time he needs to go this is not the conversation you have when you wake up in a strange building you don't recognize and your body is suddenly too big for your clothes and you've hit puberty what is your journal suite we can make a side story game around this one sentence and so they did [Music] work Sora may be a keyblade wielder but he is also a middle school dropout what are your names I stopped counting after a while but every character in this game greets these three with their names in that same order every time you'd think with three different names they could vary up the order Twilight town is populated with humans yeah no one finds Donald and Goofy to be out of place shouldn't Donald and Goofy have to make themselves look human when traveling in worlds like this Goofy and Donald spent an entire game looking for Mickey no when they finally see him they let him run off without following you didn't even know he was leaving town the kids Roxas played with were simulated versions of these three real kids meaning these kids never met Roxas and would feel no connection to Sora just because Sora and Roxas are one in the same [Music] all right game you were in that feel what if someone else had boarded the space train while I was in the station I gotta belong to yours truly cuz well this is gonna help me call guru up she's toast oh sorry but Maleficent can't help you now would you so you're the ones that did it did you know she was dead or not you can't believe she's going to help you conquer all worlds while simultaneously knowing she isn't around anymore who lives in this tower anyway Donald and Goofy already know yen Sid lives here there's a scene in birth by sleep with him at this very tower with the unsaid and that game is a prequel why do you have a human skull on your desk for your journey it doesn't but you have to read the middle of the book anyway how come the Heartless are still running around your past endeavors did prevent an immense effusion of heartless from the great darkness the Heartless are fewer but while darkness exists in a single heart it will be difficult to eliminate them so basically the Heartless are still around despite closing the door to darkness I wasn't even going to question their continued existence until you tried to explain it you see sometimes it's better not to call attention to what doesn't make sense in your plant there you'll find three good fairies if you ask they'll create for you appropriate garments yen said is keeping hoes in the back how innocent games were back in 2005 what was a fun gag back then is now a business practice these days elude box fairies are we charging you for a chance to win one of these colour sets because of your previous endeavors the worlds have returned to their original states that means the pathways between them have disappeared the worlds have prepared new pathways along which you may travel these pathways may be utilized by unlocking special gates the worlds were cut off and isolated and we were led to understand that this is the way things were meant to be so much so that when the worlds restore themselves the barriers between them were restored as well why would the worlds create pathways now when they didn't do it before this whole mess began I'd really like to know how Mickie onion said prepared for Sora's return when they would have been able to remember him until a day or so ago if just remembering maleficent is enough to bring her back to life how come Pete discussing her with Sora Donald and Goofy did nothing where does it specifically have to be the three good fairies someone's been buying microtransactions yuffie is in her Advent Children costume while back everyone suddenly remembered you guys all at the same time no one will ever question how weird that is this is great everyone's together again mena Suvari is the actress from American Beauty she received a BAFTA nomination for that and this is the performance she turned in here so Sora do you know what's going on then wasn't Liane supposed to be the guy in the know here he is asking a kid who's been asleep for a year what's going on you how tough the crowd you're dealing with really is remind me that's right he used to give me that same exact look Sora knows that he once became a heartless and yen Sid explained to him that when someone loses their heart a nobody of that person is created meanwhile Sora's been having emotional reactions and feelings of deja vu to people in places he's never met an organization thirteen members are acting like they know him yet Sora never puts two and two together nor does someone like yen SID explain something he most certainly would have known men Visa rewards have gone out of hand if Sora unlocks ten more he gets a free six inch sub also how come the membership card didn't trigger the world gate when you handed it over to Sora and why would a membership card that was freshly printed be the key to activating a world gate to my own - will that keep late you clearly already knew that Sora can wield the Keyblade not only was his nobody who you worked with able to will them your plan hinges on Sora using the Keyblade to destroy Harless the hero of the Keyblade has embarked on a new adventure hold on the announcer from Soul Calibur would like to say something the gummi ship went from being a section you dreaded to being merely passable mainly because they ripped off Panzer Dragoon it's shan-yu leader of the hun army if shan-yu is already in china why does he later cross the mountains to attack the imperial city he was previously near also China is on earth so this whole other worlds business still makes no sense when you think about ever even a minute the joke here is that mu shu was in fact a very tiny dragon casting a big shadow Mulan however is talking to moo shu shadow instead of where he would actually be standing closer to the ground Donald would be butchered here and served in a stir-fry Hey Mushu we missed you you're so right moo shu was nothing but a spirit Sora gets someone to fight for him in the last game they never had a single conversation yeah we're expected to believe they became great friends also this throws the Mulan timeline in a nonsense land moo shu was asleep before if he's called to guide Mulan on her mission which he is only just now beginning why would moo shu have been the only one to survive the destruction of this world in the first game when he was just a statue would you join us it'll be easier to fit in if I'm with guys like you yes surely these three can pass for Chinese men let's just unpack all these Rick and Morty Mulan McNugget sauce jokes I've been holding in and leave them here where they belong I can allow a pale-faced child a talking duck and dog into the Emperor's army but no women that would just be silly shouldn't Sora be freezing he is not dressed for mountain weather why would Shen Yue be waltzing into a cave in the hopes that some random soldier would follow him in and be trapped inside the enemy where did they go toward the summit which makes no sense because Shan use target is the Emperor who is down the mountain no explenation is given on and why and how Shan you can control an army of heartless that was previously an ability that only Maleficent could give to someone give up okay take this no more come on Mulan let's put this arrayed and go home girl who Shu what Mulan a woman I make it a point to always take the ramblings of a dragon using modern Ebonics seriously you all knew didn't you you knew ping was really a woman in disguise I mean sure I had no problem with talking animals in the army but a woman you sicken me Xiang Yu is alive he's headed this way and why should I believe you this time because she only lied about her gender not about Shen you if you wish to win the heart of faboo lon china's bravest woman you'll have to be a bit more eloquent than that i guess someone has the shipit since this game didn't spend nearly enough time developing Mulan in Shang's relationship any object that has any relevance to the film it appears in ends up being the key to the world gate The Enchantress must have extended Beast time limit because he has been keeping Belle locked up in this castle for over a year since we last saw him in the last rose petal has it fallen do you think he might be forgotten who yes everyone forgot who you are the dresser is very excited to hear that Bell said sword to the dungeon a rescue the staff beasts locked up it certainly didn't help the dresser was blocking the door the led to her friends are incarcerated to reach the secret entrance of the dungeon you have to light and chanted lanterns by pouring tea on them instead of carrying the teapot by her handle Sora asked away while she slowly follows him to each Lantern it's time you don't with Belle she's scheming to take everything you have after what the Enchantress did to him he should have a hard time trusting the words of another mysterious person but allow himself to be manipulated he does who was that guy you were talking to the one in black all the organization thirteen members have names that sound like something you should ask your doctor about if it's right for you and if any of them give you a boner for hours or otherwise you should definitely call 911 teleportation is always used to be a [ __ ] shame bistros is also the world geikie and beast is pretty paranoid over that thing so Sora's zapping with magic she'd not go over well with him and again the world gate key doesn't bother to activate until it senses a conflict has been resolved because Sora stood right next to the Rose two times already and he is on a different floor from it when it does activate what is Merlin even doing in Hollow Bastion after the end of the first game everyone was pulled back to their own world so Merlin should be home in Camelot zero district you stumbled across your own book that you would have brought with you from Traverse Town what do you think are in the other pages of this book the entire world rests in the center bind One Hundred Acre Wood is crashed please reinsert the disk and try again the devs are so devoted to resetting everything from the first game they even have the Heartless still all the pages from the book and they have to be tracked down again summons in the last game were the spirits of strong hearted people who weren't lost to the darkness when their world was destroyed but all the worlds were restored along with the people so why would Chicken Little agree to come fight for Sora yes Chicken Little we're sorry we thought that would be a thing how do you get so lost you end up in the underworld you've been here before I let you out of the slammer no strings you'll be free as a bird and all for one little job vitaly's well Lauren definitely has more clout than cloud it makes more sense since he's already dead I don't see how this plan is any different from the one Hades came up with the last time he's just having a different final fantasy character try to kill Hercules in the Coliseum this is my story and you're not part of it okay yeah that line from Warren gets us in removed but then I'm putting it right back because the devs fed Warren's giant jug of booze he carries on his hip was crossing the line and took it away they came to see me they came to see a hero I can't let them down what heroic deeds are you performing by fighting in an anachronistic bloodsport arena people are paying to see this just listen to that crowd that is nowhere to be seen let me see if I've got this right that brats Keyblade works on any lock that's right how do you not already know this you were part of maleficents plan I ever told you about the killer Colosseum we have right here in the underworld it makes the one upstairs look like in a little bit kiddie pool that's the place we're gonna put it into her winning streak what is the location mater you are currently sending monsters the Herc's Colosseum to force him to fight endlessly and it seems to be working Hades entire plan falls apart of the people will just stop coming to the very dangerous Colosseum where they will be killed by monsters if Hercules doesn't fight I mean the only reason Hades can even do this is because phil and hercules keep the games running you can't leave now okay you've got a very important match today against them the bloodthirsty Hydra I mean if you don't stick around who knows what kind of accidents might happen look at all those people in danger if Hercules doesn't fight the Hydra you cannot get away with a crowd applause when everyone can see there is no crowd timox tells the Olympus stone which Sora needs to undo the curse of the underworld however they have no problem discussing the Olympus stone I thought that when nobodies still something no one can say the name of what was stolen Hades somehow got into the under dome with Meg before Sora even though the whole point of using Meg was a trick Sora done sealing the place it's not your fault unprotected all that's happened is that the Hydra destroyed the Colosseum no one was hurt because no one was even here anyway there's an idea why didn't you think of that earlier you've been holding the Olympus stone ever since you took it back from demux and it only now reveals the world gate how many times do I have to send this gate crap how does this government function if King Mickey is always gone is there no one here to defend disney castle in case of an attack I mean Mickey is aware that some very dangerous stuff is going down you would think something called the cornerstone fly would be fairly important but it's just a magic ball that somehow protects the castle no explanation on what it is or where it came from is given seriously that's actually Maleficent's goal in this game she wants a castle she went from wanting to open the door - darkness to real estate to do something dark you must resist the temptation at all costs what do you mean just tell Sora not to change the past he'll just tell him he's traveling into the past there's no reason to be obtuse when the timeline is at stake besides there's not really much sora could change in the past here that would benefit him other than maybe killing Pete Donal is the one that transforms a group when they travel to new worlds except here he had no idea where they would end up and what they we need to look like but all three of them are transformed into Steamboat Mickey versions of themselves still the Steamboat Mickey level is so goddamn creative I'm taking up a sin even though I'm not really sure why going back in time would make the world lose colour and make all the audio super compressed hey bad guys around here Goofy and Donald are from this time as well you don't recognise past Pete as someone different from present Pete doesn't this level mean that Pete and Mickey are well over a hundred years old in his universe how does this make any sense there are four floating windows at each lead to a different area where Mickey needs help and inside those areas are windows that show a Pete's point of view back in the president before he travelled into the past who created the system since Sora has gone back in time and met Mickey wouldn't that mean Mickey remembers soar from this time and would mention it this started because a time travel door just opened up repeat for no reason other than he wished for it after being berated by Maleficent there is zero explanation for why this happened I wouldn't put it past a serious offer of details several side games later Disney Castle was only just beginning construction at this how the hell did Mickey go from being a deckhand on Petes steamboat to King unlike Sora Donald and Goofy he does not transform to look like he belongs in this timeline you just saw the modern Pete running around how can you confuse the two going back in time and punching yourself while stealing your own property has to give you an existential crisis Donald was asleep for over a year and hasn't contacted you after awakening so your date was a year ago and you're still upset because he was out saving the multiverse so there is dry land in Atlantica even though Donald said there was nothing but ocean in the last game and if there was dry land to walk around why did Sora a gang feel the need to start their search of this world under the sea last time there are oceans in other worlds they travel to but in those they stay on dry land [Music] Ariel must have a sleeping fetish because she's crazy over Erik based on nothing but his face learned the swimming mechanics again even though you will only swim in this one room I honestly shouldn't send this since it is an improvement over their previous adventure here this time around Atlantic is a rhythm music game with some of the worst songs ever written I can only hope this stuff sounded better in Japanese because I recommend getting a stick to bite down on to avoid knowing off your tongue this sounds like a soap commercial God I could go for some tight pods right now especially if they kill me and God was dead that's not the song I would sing of trying to attract the opposite sex you need magnet magic to move a rock off a statue how is magnetism going to affect either of those two things so they've abandoned any thought of that whole blending in rule no.1 in Port Royal even bats an eye at Pete Donald or goofy they've got a kite imagine that don't belong in this world see and nobody knows what did it do to you especially when the moon show it what you really are why would the Pirates standing in the moonlight make them vulnerable to Sora's Keyblade but invincible when not all the moon does is revealed them for the cursed men that they are the black pearl pirates are immortal regardless of their and moonlight or not so Soros straight-up killing people now right Captain Jack Sparrow this game's Captain Jack Sparrow sounds like he's channeling the more tired and less interested Jack from the recent movies pirate Sora is really into pirates I don't recall him being that impressed with him back on Captain Hook ship for whatever reason the devs decided to reenact the dinner scene as best the PlayStation 2 was capable of no other moment from any other Disney film gets his same level of treatment ladies and gentlemen we have a t rating kind of makes you wonder why they replace all the Pirates rifles with weird crossbow rifles if they were going to keep the blood in maybe she has a strong magnet in her dress and that's why wills gold medallion flew out of the chest for no reason no wait gold is a magnetic I guess it's just stupid then go ahead boy shoot we can't die you caught but I can but in this rated T game I can't really put the gun to my head to back that threat up instead of killing them Barbossa ties him up below Jack without disarming them it plants explosives unless yep then I'm gonna say take about seven minutes to go off [Music] no JAXA pirate and maybe will you or a magician Jack if the movie you were basing this world almost capable of showing Jack being stabbed I think this game could have done it as well since Sora can destroy curse pirates when they're standing in the moonlight well I was lifting the curse even necessary to stop Barbosa with Sora Harry is an immortal world gate item doesn't activate into the conflict as resolve cliche yes it's a cliche now all the important information is still in the middle of the giant book Lachey the doctor is using lock shock and Barrel for assistance despite the fact that they stole his artificial heart and gave it to key boogie last time then he gets upset when they screw up again like what did you expect those strange-looking fellows in the town square with you you mean you forgot the things you wanted to make dance just a year ago and then we can go see Santa Sora you're 15 and even though Santa Clauses existence is real in this world you've met actual gods and royalty and never been this excited don't these doors throw their holiday towns I mean this world has multiple worlds within it why does Halloween tail and get first billing enough fourth of July talent or Saint Patrick's town I want to go to st. patrick's town man as much as I rag Don the first game over how poorly thought out the Sora travels from world the world looking for his friends plot was at least they gave you direction and Sora is doing that again in this game but it really feels as if he's travelling around meeting old friends and making new ones without even trying to accomplish his own goal once again the gang is transformed into something appropriate when Donald has no idea what they would need to look like upon arriving and this is Christmas town do they really need to blend in for santa's benefit he's going to know Donald coined the idea for Olaf a decade before frozen pill name Soraa sir let's see here you are how does Santa even work in this universe Sora Donald and Goofy are all on his list so he's the Santa that delivers gifts in other worlds but as we've seen the seasons are not uniform across those worlds for instance it's not Christmas in any other world Sora travels to in this game and travel between worlds was impossible until recently Christmas town why what is destroying Christmas Talon do for you I thought you were looking for a new castle death is beginning to have little meaning in this universe the door leading to Halloweentown is down a straight path from your workshop you can still see your building from the tree and you've only walked a short distance down the path here and on the wing town the door back to Christmas Town is right behind you and why are you even walking down the path to begin with the large one in red oh I got a do is kidnap I'm not seeing any part of this plan that you couldn't have managed by yourself without needing oogie-boogie by God this works huh Birds why I believe there's a friend of yours who if I recall correctly was the one who told you there's no such thing as Santa Claus here's the problem with this line any story that confirms the existence of Santa if people are getting presents on Christmas at their parents didn't buy for them then no one would be questioning whether Santa was real or not even Riku do you know where I can find Riku no your Santa Claus isn't it supposed to be ur job of knowing where all the children are located does anyone care how Pluto manages to find a way in the world's he should not be able to get into Pluto tries to follow axel through his portal but it closes behind him then Pluto turns around and right behind him is another portal that leads to the same exact place axel has headed waiting isn't good enough seemed to work out pretty well for you the last time I happen to be an acquaintance of Sora's why don't we go see him it must be so tempting when your would-be kidnapper acts this obvious we've got something in common Kyrie you and I both miss someone we care about maybe I miss something but I don't think this game ever explains what axle hopes to accomplish by kidnapping Kyrie I suppose he could be planning to try to bring roxas back by forcing Sora to give up his heart again but the game never explicitly says that I won't follow you into that portal of darkness but I'll follow this dog I don't know into another one how was the Crystal King tried and destroyed in the last game set inside the keyhole lock it was blown to pieces there's another globe of Earth and I can even make out the word America written on it your multiverse is a lie a lie I say Jasmine are doing once you start digging through the plants and get to the direct-to-video Disney sequels you would have been better off not including anger ball again hey maybe Rico's with them I'm sure jasmine is just fine hosting the guy who kidnapped her last time how do you not realize that as Jafar's lamp how was Jafar's lamp lost in the first place we saw Sora captured you far in it in the first game and that was it are you telling me that they just left it in the Cave of Wonders being locked up inside the lamp for months men you never got acquainted with what it looks like from the outside if Sora left Jeff ours lamp inside the Cave of Wonders and the peddler went to the Cave of Wonders and found it how could he have missed the huge piles of treasure down there Iago is really good at stealing lamps without the person holding it noticing Iago you're a bird you can fly upwards and avoid the wall and escape the two chasing you I feel that a regular non intelligent parrot would be more effective here oh yeah there was an iconic and beloved character in this movie that basically sold the entire premise shame he barely appears in either of the two chapters said in Agrabah Prince leave it with you you cannot possibly mistake Pete for Aladdin it's only been a year since you left also genie is supposed to have legs now that he's free from his lamp not that little tail wisp thing also genie has been gone for a year traveling his world but he left with a sore in the last game on a lands behalf and then Sora was put into stasis for a year when exactly did genie go his own way instead of something important like the lamp this random jewel Abu stole from the Cave of Wonders is a key stone for the world gate No no again is it really necessary for Donald and Goofy to transform in the pride lands they are already animals hell is it even necessary for Sora to transform into a lion cub this is just the savanna after all it's not like humans don't exist in this world go see what he wants and with that the hyenas leave their potential prey they were seconds away from killing be scar doesn't even have them do anything as far as I can tell he took over one our last king Mufasa died let me spoil a bit of your childhood by pointing out some of the facts of nature once a male lion takes over a pride they generally mate with all the females so scars should have a bunch of lion cubs of his own by this point and the romance between Nala and Simba is a lie since once Simba takes over the pride he would have to mate with all the females but first he would viciously kill all of scars offspring I've always wondered how the hyenas chasing away the game killed off all the vegetation in just a few years Goofy's turtle form would have been a major annoyance when traveling over what is the largest map in the game thankfully the deaths gave him the ability to move like a hockey puck can save my brain the processing cycles of arguing while makes no sense by offering no explenation for it in the first place if this game is going to keep going with the idea that summons from the previous game at conversations and a personal connection to Sora then it's going to have to explain why Simba never once mentioned his home or talked about himself and Sora should have figured that a world full of lions might have some connection to his old friend not shown is how goofy got across that gap maybe don't teach that song to Sora he has multiple worlds to save and serious stuff he needs to concern himself with [Music] well we couldn't afford James Earl Jones because we blew our stack on Christopher Lee but we did get our hands on his archive footage it just occurred to me that the Lion King is probably where texia Nomura got all of his ideas for Final Fantasy 15 a lot of nose in the Lion King anger and jealousy turned the king of Pride Rock you do a hardness I don't really have an issue with fighting the Heartless version of scar I'm just wondering why they're fighting him on a transparent rock with a huge skeleton buried under it also I would like to know what happened to scars nobody since scar becoming a heartless would have created one I'm not even sure wild world gate in the pride lands exists it doesn't open up any new worlds as clever as this game can be with the use of its characters they really miss an opportunity to have cypher and maleficent meet Final Fantasy 8 players will know what I'm talking about do you know a girl named Kyrie Kyrie I sure do you better come to the station I mean I could simply tell you that someone came and took her after she arrived but I prefer a proper setting for bad news after I get your hopes up what was the point of Riku singing Kyrie a twilight town for his safekeeping if she was only safe for five minutes especially after axel track down Roxas here Riku could have sent her anywhere for safekeeping including - Sora once again synchronize your childhood bonding moment by staring into the Sun perfect I passed on the message as you so desired I told the young sora to keep defeating the Heartless that message wasn't really necessary though like what else was he going to do stop fighting the Heartless even once Sora learns why you wanted to destroy our lists he doesn't stop yeah you put some of those Advent Children miles on you if I do it's his fault whose Sephiroth tell me if you see him was that so damn hard at least you learned from the previous game I'm looking for somebody have any of you seen a guy with spiky hair you could just say you were looking for clown that's what names are for I'll just take a look around bye take a look around she means punch a wall then leave I'm beginning to see why cloud avoids Tifa how weird is it that Tron isn't even the only computer simulation world in Kingdom Hearts - like did that happen by accident and they never noticed you'd better get out of here quickly else we'll remain in a world with journey music instead of death Punk if you idle here you will be direst you mean back to 480p but we've been re-released in 1080p glory so how do we get out of here this terminal got you back to the user world there had to be a better prison cell than one with a terminal that can get users out of the system even if the power to it has been cut since Ansem already had a fully functioning digital world in his Hollow Bastion room it really makes me question why none of his digital world tech and Twilight town resembles any of it even the scanner that uploads people to Twilight town is different excuse me did you really think clown would be hiding behind the painting come on Donald sound it out use your words how did you ever study to become a wizard if you read this slow getting your ears into that hood has to be a pain in the ass and why even wear a cloak to hide yourself when the ears are a dead giveaway you see we're looking for the secret password well the doorjamb darkness can only be opened by the seven princesses there's snow white jasmine and Belle of course with that password we can get access to Anselm's research data just because you know that the password is the names of the seven princesses of heart doesn't mean you know what order they need to be entered in or if there are spaces or capitalization and there's no reason and some had to use those names as the password to his computer just because they are needed in reality to open the door - darkness why are you here we came to give you the password why didn't you just transmit the data Sora's the world's a young ggest boomer one why would that even exist and two why would you use it since blowing up Hollow Bastion will destroy this computer and you as well you have the ability to take illogical routes and still arrive at the answers you seek that statement pretty much sums up the entire Kingdom Hearts series you my friends I have a new password Tron is just as bad as Ansem at creating passwords Sora Donald and Goofy is even worse because every person they've encountered has said their names in that exact order hey Sora why don't you get started unloading the data and copying it down it's just a few keystrokes Leon unless there's a keyhole in that computer Sora is pretty much helpless Riku and Kairi [Music] no way well yell this computer hasn't been used by Ansem and sometime well before the three of you got involved all we got is a picture of some guy we don't know and some the wise look this is Ansem you know the guy we all worked really hard to defeat the man in the picture is definitely the one who tried to take over Kingdom Hearts the one you fellas defeated but what you actually fought was his heartless you see he wasn't really Ansem he just went around telling everybody that he was this is where the series begins rewriting itself and needlessly confusing the narrative it would have been simple enough to leave Ansem from the original game as the true hansom and Ford is to have another name instead and some seeker of darkness was an impostor just using Anselm's name and was really his research assistant which should make you wonder why Anson kept a framed painting of his assistant in his office don't tell me there's more I'm lost enough as it is so where would be perfect presenting his own game I know I've met this fake handsome before and I've seen the leader of organization 13 - mmm kind of felt like being around the same fella so where did you meet this guy gosh I can't remember are you for real right now you met the fake Ansem the same day you met the real one but you can only recall meeting with ants and the wise and not the guy in the painting let's look for Riku and Kairi together Mickey made a promise with Riku to never tell Sora what happened to him so helping saw Refinery coup would be breaking that promise if you are already set on that you might as well tell Sora the truth now

Channel: Dartigan

Views: 464,196

Keywords: kingdom hearts 2, everything wrong with kingdom hearts 2, game sins, gaming sins, cinema sins, part one, kingdom hearts 3, intro, soundtrack, movie, all cutscenes, trailer, review, sora, roxas, ending, secret ending, explained, square enix, chain of memories, secret boss, namine, axel, organization XIII

Id: 5gTTS9bpv3s

Length: 44min 40sec (2680 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 11 2019