Game Grumps - Castlevania 3 (Complete Series)

hey I'm not so gruff cuz we're here with our playthrough of Castle Crashers 3 but get down I meant like get like dance get dirty get on the dance floor this opening or password get on the dance floor Moshi get out of here get out mo cheese in here oh gee mochi our second goose our second goose mochi always opens the door God [ __ ] let me let me get our goose out of here dang dang - gooses I put John again like always because I am Marie alright this is I guess we're gonna name our character Norris Nourse ya know like alucard is the cheat code it's goblin spelled backwards oh my god oh you're right well isn't there like there's an old Dracula movie where like it's like son of Dracula or something and the guy comes up in the suitcases like alucard he's like a loop ugh I think that's Dracula's back I think it's son of Dracula sighting like I think I might I'm no no no no I gotta spell it out in my head positive no no it's dark eula wait oh [ __ ] is right has anyone ever made a black Dracula movie called dorkula [Music] [Laughter] okay no it's funny because I actually don't think racist humors funny like well I don't I don't ever go I don't think I've really ever made a racist joke in jontron hype but it's when it's with you it's because we got well I think as everybody knows eager afters racist well no I mean no I mean I think it's because a lot of times like we're used to making good jokes like for I mean walnuts pretentious to say we're used to being the funniest [ __ ] on our own we're used to trying to make good comedy we're used to that so when we're just hanging out we get all our like poop jokes out what why what because and Brown is the color of black we will skin is that we what the [ __ ] is wrong I swear to good goddamn I will never see this church I'm never gonna be in there okay gonna hit up you idiot oh you just have to literally that's okay great no dude okay let's talk about Castlevania this actually looks a lot like the first castlevania like yeah it does this this is the same exact okay like maybe that's maybe it's an Omaha I guess it's just like declare well first of all John's playing this yeah but um second of all I know like Castlevania sequel itis was like my first sequel lightest and everything and I didn't want to Castlevania for as well I made a joke about castle okay Castlevania three not existing because I've never [ __ ] played this game you've never played this no wait so this is the first you didn't mention this is the first time you've played it no yeah oh dude actually I've never played it either so I guess we'll find out I hear it's James Rolfe says it's really hard it's uh as far as I know it's just like oh Simon's quest was [ __ ] maybe we should go back to the first one again you know this is very much like the first one I can say honestly I've never really liked I really new ones like Castlevania for Dawn of sorrow dinosaurs five everyone no you do uh okay I just cheated that or t-that's them oh you can if you jump on them they they told their different Castlevania for as well what's it called the one that Symphony them in Symphony of the Night Metroidvania oh I hate that term that's right me really bugs me why because metroid is like so superior in design it's like not even funny my superior a lot of it because haters out there because it implies that they're the same but they're not metroid is like exploration but everything you find is important whereas in Castlevania it's exploration but everything you find is like what bow a [ __ ] trinket nice no you're [ __ ] going on about know the whole [ __ ] time okay that was really no you gotta watch that I don't want to play this anymore I'm gonna play it no I want to play it but I want to play it it's scary Oh scary what was that was a scary mom no clipping my audio did I can't let it just look like it's scary she's just killing weren't you plug dude we don't know it has equal rights it's just it probably wants to like sell me a milk biscuit or something are you saying that because you ate a milk chocolate biscuit today actually probably subconsciously who has never had what if I can go what's it called rolls-royce Rogers yeah Roy Rogers no Susie what is the name of that oh god stop how do you talk about the baguette you can have you can attack the flames oh okay well that's it [ __ ] negates the challenge right there doesn't it all right here I'll play the first level I'll play the second level I'll play the third level I'll keep going till I beat the game you can watch okay I'll give it to you after the first level everything know what I think I was saying yeah it's a really nice way too big and there's not a lot of landmarks and it's just it's a mess it's a super mess dude this is the it's aimless until you're like oh the mess on the NES supposed to be in in Super Metroid is so cute there's exploration but it still feels like there's like direction because everything is like oh [ __ ] I can't go here because of this specific reason I am NOT a retro like I'm it squeaks I'm a retro gamer but I don't extend to this era never had an NES when I was a kid hmm and you know I appreciate the games and this is this controls very it's a nice this is nice yeah it's it's very just intuitive more I like it yeah but at the same time I always thought no but no it's true because I think you mentioned it in the sequel itis how it it's it's cool because the limited controls give you that sense of oh my god I did not see that coming that's touching rope I can go it was really cool touching real quick and go yeah that certainly was cool this seriously is the touch remote we can go bus pretty much yeah well I think it's a Boston consuming well I mean but it's the arena in the area looks the same too oh yeah the two platforms um crosses you know watch out for the crisis damn you throwing knives all over his head oh man oh he's dead he's like uh yeah the knives caught him on fire he's like I made a huge mistake realizes like I'm about to burst into flames just let me check my watch definitely gonna lose it what is that feeling oh I'm burning I'm self-immolating okay well I can what is this the maps up there is all like something like five-year-old was like scribbled on the map and you you actually oh you choose where you go I'm gonna go the gears yes what are the keys well I think that's like the I think that's actually like this is like everything this is the thing that everybody remembers from what going up and down Castlevania three is the gear level yeah oh [ __ ] oh it's well I guess your turn gears I sort of a fetish for you you're in them no get get shut shop dude I'm gonna [ __ ] get mad now like you brought me to that level because I mentioned the unholy name that is given him school the Sword of Shannara design sky sky sky Lander sword dude um we're at Fry's today [ __ ] the fries wasn't my prize okay you went about to I'm just gonna divulge this if you don't mind oh [ __ ] alright you playing together what are you going there to check my [ __ ] oh god what are you checking I can never seem to get it right is something wrong with the blood counters cuz you're always screaming the tables have turned now remember the screamer and I am the calm one dude Oh anyways sound with a here will tell the Frey story in the next Castlevania so it's long it's good it's good enough for a tell stick around guys we're gonna tell the [ __ ] Castlevania story more like Oh Sylvania what did you just say Sylvania Cooper Sylvania it's like when you try to burger for one thing why the [ __ ] can't you just a walk on the stairs that is so stupid you're stupid I don't see how that adds [ __ ] this is the best I just don't see better than all the rest seems like when you flake okay like Dom better than anyone I know Tom if song is like a different kind of game but it still has the same general I'm sorry I'm sorry is the Toy Boys ds1 okay well I guess Aria to the first Gameboy da [ __ ] up okay there was circle the moon then I believe re of dissonance there might have been one more than yesterday moon was the first one that was the one that everyone was like it's too [ __ ] dark I thought that was pretty [ __ ] good it was all right had a really good music in at dananananana and then an N and an N and an would you just oh well I did the two we all did it because you know we're all one great big happy family let's go hey you're after yeah how many cut-ups the welcome back to shaming shaming shaming those who are different than us okay hey green people get off my [ __ ] planet hey purple people powerful people e what disease do you have hey purple people how are you even purple purple area dude I'm perplexed to your Bakeman Oh which is purple is it [ __ ] you were talking about purple people oh you talk about the color scheme here know who is green and purple dumb what the [ __ ] isn't it junk and junk it's kind of dumb I can't jump I'm getting a bit of it this is a [ __ ] kind of vibe no you don't know anything but councilman why did it go yeah you did it Wow okay you know what's really cool is the gear in the background that's a really nice touch it they look cool I love gear and it's rich smooth yeah all right so that fries story that I wanted to read you tell us the fries story yet so there so so I'm curious as to how you're gonna tell it to the audience and lie lie and embellish why would I I'm not belted I [ __ ] Road there on my motorcycle on my 1978 roadster Oh God okay for well you can't jump here you were Isuzu yeah you couldn't gentle my god that was um okay so me and Aaron went to buy laptops today because I was sick of lugging [ __ ] around so we got some gaming laptops now I bought one that was a they said it was [Music] your arm like flail when he did that it did because it's stupid okay they said this was okay the box was open but I said it was just opening stores somebody want to see it so they opened up the box they opened up the box and put it back in no one had ever turned it on that's what they said yeah I said okay so no we seriously and we were like no we no fries and we know it usually doesn't work when it comes to anything no no yeah part of this has ever been he's like right over there yeah that's what he said yeah and then um okay okay going out I found us my secret but strategy just keep holding up on the side oh yeah definitely I just wanted the candle oh I just wanted the candles okay look it's my birthday anyway and I'll get candles if I want candles look I read Nintendo Power and I knew never [ __ ] say happy birthday to me it might be by the time we air this [ __ ] episode what is your birthday January sixth when's your birthday March 24th oh you're one of the March babies all one of those I know one of those it was circumstance no I let me just interrupt everything you say for the restroom like okay look I know I think of the months of birds I've known many marches put that much many times for you okay okay [ __ ] this guy okay so we took him home we open it up and I notice as I'm taking over the case that what are the hinges on the laptop is just missing I'm gonna go okay I look in there for it oh my okay I can't find it and so I turn on the computer and I see the never been used computer had been used by a fellow named Jack there was a password on the computer hint love so I couldn't get the [ __ ] so we take it back and the guy examining it finds out the computer actually been dropped the whole edge was shattered I didn't even see it yeah and then just went up and was like scuse me do you know jack because uh I don't know it either I don't know Jack either yeah so but by the way that's really nice how you can just you're landing all those pendulums and staying completely straight bull obviously because they're gyroscopic obviously that's not most pendulums on a clock I've I've been to every clock tower examination skeleton clock towers have gyroscopic pendulums it's been a proven fact it was in nature science you just have to keep anyways anyways [ __ ] uh yeah I don't know and then we and then they didn't have a computer I want it go ahead I had this saddle it was the best one had raid 0 array G chicks 675 m I had us on for the 670 M God it only place the Skyrim in [ __ ] 60fps not 80 like I was hoping yeah but but to be fair ian has this new one has 16 gigabytes of RAM where they don't own it yeah and it's blazing fast and you're like did you see that you um well I'm glad you got a computer you got one - you [ __ ] idiot oh yeah I just play some I should play some battle I have the beta but uh it came out today why are we not talking it all about [ __ ] Castlevania nothing to [ __ ] talk about there's gears ok the one thing about this game I think whoa okay oh [ __ ] I think this game is Ahlul cubes a little ahead of its time I gotta say what doing all these concepts that it's like throwing at me like these [ __ ] pendulums and gears like it feels like okay I get it but they don't work quite right and I feel like um I think this game probably was really really good when it came out yeah Oh totally but like there's just stuff that's like going wrong this isn't a bad game no it's not but it all the castlevanias are trusted no no i'm freezing it for being like smarter than the nes can handle yeah like like like that yeah like jump even pendulum pendulum you mean i guess that wasn't a common scene concept back then like you can even see though with laughs you can even see the lines on the pendulum are all [ __ ] up oh yeah well Mega Man had like like platforms that would go in like a car pattern look at me look at the very left cog thing hey okay it goes blue blue see in the right bottom right [ __ ] it gets bigger yeah it does well you know cogs do that in real life - no they [ __ ] don't because mass can't be created unless there is a neutron fusion what are you talking what are you an alchemist I'm a future are you a full metal alchemist the future are you a metal look-look-look the only way I'd be metal is if I was made of iron my man was big news that guy's like I just wait dude that monkey man was waiting there for like a millennia and you came and he's like I was holding this knife you guys slide when Simon over the [ __ ] is dies he's just like Oh God it falls on his head he's like I'm dying I have internal bleeding I can't done with my life yeah why am I doing this finally die so realistically oh god dude this game doesn't have ragdoll physics I can't get with this Oh what the [ __ ] yeah I know right dude the only time I can you know what would be better about this game if they if they implemented what euphoria before you would you need to look I forgot it's Black Dynamite right [ __ ] cracks me up every [ __ ] time oh is that the girl he's always like yelling at shut the [ __ ] up I have to look at you as you look for do with you yeah it's like my favorite line it's just like back so I yeah just be good no my favorite line in the movie is a through that [ __ ] for walking room I want when the when I'm elected the boomerang saucer disc or whatever like flies in and cuts the Chinese guys head off it was like I threw that ship for walked in room oh god I love that dude that movie is underrated I think it's finally getting our cult status yeah its roots that is a funny is I honestly think it's like one of the funniest movies I see people don't like good news no no no I love that movie it's it's uh the humor is very like I don't want to say it's like a breaking ground because I mean it's really not but it's it's a unexpected but the humor is like really unexpected oh yeah it's people aren't doing it's not like good [ __ ] chud Apatow comedy yeah I guess we're like everybody's an [ __ ] well it takes risks and it's stylized holy [ __ ] whoa what's up oh he turned into a trainee man oh no he said he's like he's like I got scoliosis can't even in here no you can't my name is grant I dreamed I was turned into a ghost well it was more than a dream my friend was that supposed to be a ghost pleased well kind of go get as I could let me let me let me let you know a little secret you weren't a ghost let me let you in a secret don't look at me you ain't go get taken with me beautiful sister lion I can help you a lot because I'm very fast let me uh I got a question for you I had a question I look with shaking hands I got a I got a question for you said at this time put in handshake they have a handshake yeah let me ask you a question okay [Music] why hmm did the horse good stop the lion in the Strix um because stopping the lion he's a stallion oh man welcome back this game isn't that interesting you're interesting to me thank you I really appreciate the way that you touched me in those ways you mean know what I don't mean it in a crude way don't take it the easy route don't take the jokes the easy route the only way to salvation wait why am I going backwards is this it was this like the in invention the inception of backtracking check this [ __ ] out oh god I hope you see that yeah you just dropped but you didn't die this time so he wants me going right away okay okay earlier they teach you don't fall because you will die I don't I don't think it wanted me to fall I just happens to and then it worked out for me because I guess that's the way it was programmed some sort of Robb Stark I rob is that Tony Stark's father and we know Robb Stark is uh Eddard Starks son I think the [ __ ] is Eddard Stark [ __ ] Game of Thrones [ __ ] Oh game Oh moans cuz there's a lot of poor knowing it I hope they make a porn version called game of moans I hope they just make a porno version I don't care what it's called you like there's a line they already do it's called Game of Thrones there's so much nakedness in it I'm seriously dude that's using good - isn't it like like you mean like I'll be one grab the tissues and the lotion good oh yeah I'll be like watching the show just like they haven't fine I'll be like finish this episode of my room talking talking to myself watching it in my room sat on there let's load I'm just like dude you guys listen I know you want a pinch of Game of Thrones with me but I have to go to red to Borg what wouldn't you just watch it you would just put it in your DVD player and play it don't really work that way you wouldn't want it first of all it's logging on Netflix it's on Netflix yeah oh wait no sorry I was watching on HBO GO Oh cuz I just watched it um never mind pirated right I was just gonna say something illegal no dude I was just gonna like the words that we're gonna come out of my mouth were illegal dude that's funny because no no no I wasn't talking about pirating it I was just I was about to say something that if I were to say it you could put me into jail for the words that came out of my mouth what the [ __ ] you rape someone when he [ __ ] you talking about it huh no it's not something that I did it's just that if I said that the words would put me in jail because the act of saying the thing that I was gonna say is inherently illegal [Music] is there anything like I'm assuming you're talking about sneaking a peek at it from a doorway when someone else rented the thing no no no no you were watching it and you didn't paper you snuck a pee don't get it no I would really that would be explaining an illegal activity the actual act of saying the words that I was about to say would be illegal I wouldn't be explaining an illegal act I've done in the past I would be doing it I would be performing an illegal action at that very moment with my mouth this time on game grumps who's [ __ ] me as curious as I am Oh God I'll he's like Oh God it's you punctured my intestines I'm dead I'm dying oh god help oh my gosh you know I really wanna know what the [ __ ] your timeout but okay let's talk about game that shine on the gear looks like [ __ ] bird [ __ ] it looks like like hairs yeah what is watching in the wind I guess it's supposed to be like a shine it really is interesting how much limitation they have like what did they make these games on computers no John you don't understand they made them on abacuses and stone tablets it's really not what I meant I meant like did they have like like a windows like they do some windows would they make this in [ __ ] they don't they just from this wasn't even around enormous you see that's why honestly being critical of these games is unfair because they didn't have any like API it's not like it's not like I'm saying like [ __ ] idiots duh not saying you're critical I'm saying be anyone be like me going look that's dumb shine it but it's like holy [ __ ] they did it with all these limitations how did they make these games I'm really curious what they use what the [ __ ] man push down when you get to it I just want to jump down you know and me it's actually nice to see that you're [ __ ] up because I fought you you're more of a retro gamer than me you know I've played the town Johnny play now John's turning his head in the remote I've played ninja gayden why don't I played The Legend of Baku man ninja guidance hard dude don't even tell me about Ninja Gaiden I know about Ninja Gaiden I made that game I can only play it the first two levels I game for land on which one we talking about we talking about Ness yeah Ness guy don't yeah of course that's a good one which play we should just swap this out right the [ __ ] now what like later is just in two - yeah other plays they're just joking the game out and all of a sudden it was wait you can't pop this far oh why I thought you can what is this why are there different rules to when you can do things skeleton man okay when can I fall when can you fall once you get down this ladder well that's just [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't think you're supposed to fall use cam okay so go down the to the right of the gear or to the left of the gear whatever just go down there and then it's fall and then go down the stairs that's how you do it ray sa do it yeah - [ __ ] Medusa's hey all right here are trousers cool - okay okay okay okay Oh crud bus kids if why are we going backwards are we not supposed to why is Simon going backwards maybe we got to go back down to the place where it's split oh oh you had to get this guy and then go back and then I have no [ __ ] idea that's a little convoluted yeah yeah they kept a little bit of this Simon's quest annoyance in there it doesn't yeah it does it along made it better it really doesn't belong here you just go right okay music all right cliff all right it has a nice image all right except for when I'm going left right now you imbecile you know there was why'd I do that I don't even know why oh my god God you this is it right this is for a voice [Music] just positive like oh why do we choose this has anyone ever asked you what can you hey I have an idea uh-huh what's your idea should do awesome Mario no way that's such a great idea I'm glad that I had your input on that did we we got recognized with Erlich times when the fries or what what I don't think they view me one was the other one was just you or that yeah that was weird cuz the girl who wasn't a fan was having a conversation with me and the girl who was a fan was just like really quiet yeah she wouldn't even look at you at first I think she was nervous it was cute she asked for a hug um the first guy was really cool if you're out there oh he watches the show yeah I think so hey cool beard guy at fries I'm sorry I forgot your name what did you like even make an effort to like look good no is anything I think it was Michael what I'm what a good percentage guess he was no it is the most common name guy was the guys really cool really cool I like I love meeting cool things wait isn't this obstacle like the same exact ops oh I'm obstetric coal your age I don't know what they're doing this gage you dare say seven asses no I need to tell you that I don't know what although wouldn't we have gone from floor mat we have them right ma'am please tell me your concerns yes I will answer them in a timely manner for I am the manager of this establishment hello yes they need to be answered yes anything ma'am please tell us your concerns yes go on [Music] sailesh me yes I was go on ma'am I don't have bad thing what bad is it not funny or bad as in both what would have been funny but it would have been extremely uh-oh why you're gonna say she pooped her pants no who depends on the floor is this the dark times for John I don't know there's a Viking fine line between whoa well I I would have thought it was funny but [ __ ] somebody out there would be like hey I don't like jokes I specifically am going to bring down your establishment because there was a thing that you said yeah that made my heart skip a beat and I said well I don't think it would've said something like that Lord my heart skipped a beat and I looked upon my my fellow children I said why the [ __ ] not the demographic for game grumps why am i watching it with my children I will make sure that new dude there's a bunch of gosh-darn apart owls oh my god I should burn off stuff feelings - next time on game grumps we're gonna resolve the feud between the portals and Simon's quest hi welcome to King grumps this is our theme song it's our second theme song is it the kids go around the neighborhood please don't tell me that we have to use the song time to ask people to give some blood added in like a little musical part to it ask some people and they ask all the people who sit and stare it is so musical dude it [ __ ] rent is like a [ __ ] musical thing - like there would never be a pop song that does that yeah it is I'm going down and Sally's restaurant and she said to me no rent has the most that song ever it's go over the moon have you seen red yeah she's like the only thing to do is jump over the moon and they brought everything real down like cars and whatever and storage spaces I don't know the lyrics in cyber-land we only drink diet coke and it's just like it's that song selling that concept yessum it's [ __ ] oh the song drives me crazy I hate it I really do like rent though I think it's a great musical yeah I mean uh it's I mean I use well you gotta go into a musical with like a I mean me I mean me me totally know it yeah it's me it's a no wait Mimi's got her baggage to show you yeah I think my favorite line in that there's the stupidest line rather is a CT break why do you do it's like they're like I think if I recall there's there they're like they're like at a restaurant she's mad that he wasn't paying attention all the time place temperature would rise happy hour long embrace and then there's like a beep beep a CT break and then the music was a tenon and then AZT breaks like aids medicine AZT I think aid Wow good we should really delve into this is that is that musical about AIDS yeah [ __ ] you it's about like it's about like adversity and disease and in the inner-city New York I guess really great musical I always thought of what love is about Mimi's got her baggage - yes how do you so do you yeah I never understood that part what I guess I need to watch it again you live in my live live I need to watch it live Jesus that bird just flew right the [ __ ] at me 1,000 somewhere like like you yeah are you singing angels part even Baha I'll be your turn it's the when angel dies eat the funeral I think I might be history is such a dead like da boys it might be like the most moving part in length these guys yeah yeah can we all just get along yeah how what do you see red for the sick I'm really surprised you so you've seen like the musical version too because you're not quoting the movie yeah I am he doesn't say that the movie yes I have the [ __ ] soundtrack yeah but it's in a song isn't it yeah you know he's like well they're all it's like you know it's like he's like you promised yeah yeah disagree I can't believe this is so dramatic and like the pianos like you know but I wanna see that movie is up its own ass I mean well that musicals episodes that I mean like it's great but it's so melodramatic yeah totally is great though they they all get together and they find out the secret of life is friendship and having good company health and friendship are important Castlevania threes boring what do you know about Castlevania 3 what do you know is this like where I go or is that where I die ya know cuz that spider push you off the edge what are you ever known as spider have it has enough mass just shoot you off the edge um that spider did so I guess that one dude look at them isn't that creepy Castlevania three fourth quarter game from special for parlor game drum special - the word is a fries special one milkshake please on the rocks cuz I never find the cold enough hey milkshake ah no rocks please I'm sick of when you give me a milkshake and it's lukewarm it's soup it's milk soup no I don't want to drink my milkshake I wanna dude you know what I found really weird when they when you go to a restaurant yeah and they give you a milkshake in like a tin oh well half of it comes in the tenants like they mix it it's like couldn't you have just got a bigger glass yeah I guess we're I mean seriously why don't they just get a bigger glass I never because it's charming it's part of the whole is it charming when I feel like scoop it out yeah because then you can give it to your friends I guess it's just a thing they do I guess it's just yeah it's like an old-fashioned thing I mean it's not I guess you would like get it like a little solo jerks bar and old so older york's bar and old soda jerk bar and it would just be there look it wouldn't be yours it would just be there chitron complains about milkshakes look one or more important things to complain about such as Skyward Sword oh oh we will get down to Y let's get down to this is the musical episode I apparently I just love singing I can't help it I've started that's also by the way that's the new Apple product I apparently what does it do it's some well it's it's an Asian father because apparently like like oh my god you went there apparently look I know comedy look I've been to every comedy there is and I can tell you right now but that was most of everything that I've seen I'm in every comedy there is I've been - I've been to Evita the one with Madonna I've been - I've been to Sally those Dallas that Sally does Dallas I always thought Sally reminded me Sally does though you couldn't even see that stare I saw it you didn't see it there dude oh my gosh those Moss bricks look like turtle shells excuse me those Moss bricks look what the [ __ ] did you just say to me I mentioned how the Moss bricks who looked like turtle shells oh I'm glad you mentioned that because I wasn't observant enough to see that and then when you did that enlightened me it made my life just Center I'm gonna kiss you if you keep on going like that I'm gonna break I'm gonna break my [ __ ] promise to you yeah but you're gonna have to get closer to my face as opposed to the microphone I can totally hear in stereo too so they know they know that I came closer to you rather [ __ ] these [ __ ] frogs are [ __ ] me up dude it's a lot of to the look I've I'm programmed to get you like Jesus my code here it is 1 0-0 at Simon don't stop equals yes you schmuck this Grimer is muck dude what are they [ __ ] doing before they like oh they're very there yeah it's got a chance there's all [ __ ] jump out at once what does any animal doing before you run into it at all hey why are their outlines up they even took that to dawn of sorrow there's my boss she's grime or dude oh it totally is you [ __ ] crime rate down did you ever have that thought we're like you're the only person that's real and everybody else's speak yeah was a kid yeah but then you use contextual evidence to find out the tense not true oh well yeah but what about it what about what why did you bring that up I don't know remember I used yeah oh the frog thing is one of the frogs doing before you get there it's like they were programmed I'm gonna be there just like him yeah it it's one of those things that you think of when you're like an elementary school you kind of get all those thoughts it's weird because what if I'm the only person they could think of this you don't really think about it much because you know we're old now but like when when we were kids you didn't have thoughts like that previously to becoming sentient so you have those thoughts you're like like what if magic was real like just [ __ ] like you know what if it really is real I don't know like I don't know just give those kinds of and then you know you find out that the world's a horrible place oh I already knew that did you were you born into that did you did you not know that did you come out and they were like bosoms we don't want to give you a chance I got a watch I wanna watch I wanna watch it Miracle on 34th Street I haven't seen it what's that it's the movie about the girl who doesn't believe in Santa Claus oh you mean every girl shut your [ __ ] thing don't you do that skip okay well he's coming at you like I'm going to kill you captain look about him yeah great dude this game is really like atmospheric for its time it's great it's good I like it whatever it's just you die to the [ __ ] bat [ __ ] okay well [ __ ] no no no no we're done that's [ __ ] it that's it no I'm done with this [ __ ] game I'm serious yeah that's why I said for part of the midway through because I knew you're gonna say because we think alike not because we talked before no no um I know we've been here before don't you know you don't gotta be judgmental [ __ ] men you just keep starting up even if you're like moving it's just like dude [ __ ] alright do you want do you want to like a lollipop or something no I want you to [ __ ] sec to prove myself all right so the reason we're playing this is because John's a baller now apparently that's how it goes uh all I know is after we play it out look at that cape oh that what an opening can I just say I don't remember any of this this is the only we totally played this game yeah member [ __ ] goddamn [ __ ] about this was one of the first like game drums seriously yeah actually yeah it was before Barry came in that's a longer one I think that that was the like that was happening right when Barry came in hmm this is just a new memorable song game mr. song just like like they blew their load on this one composer and then they were music like they talked to the producers something like oh you mean the I thought they were bribing him with Froot Loops I thought that's what you were getting at there oh it's a pet ok stained glass pretty cool yeah I okay scary how much I don't remember this really well played their rib plead this recently yeah well I mean we just kind of much to do it new play on game run just being silly yeah and also at that point I had I hadn't like no Castlevania skills so I was just like so it's pretty disgusting okay are you coming back now don't just walk out on me come back be my baby daddy again doesn't work that way scold and I guess that's true when you play this game you absolutely no experience no and I just but now you got all the experience baby so basically we stay level 99 there's like no wall chicken in this [ __ ] game really yeah I wanted to just start from the heart level these days start over so here we go yeah I'm glad we did cuz I don't remember [ __ ] [ __ ] about this platform you do you want do you want to play these parts [Music] no all right well let me explain basically what happened was in in uh when we started playing Castlevania nes here I kind of got into like a little phase of playing like old hardcore retro games and I bought this one I family long as I always wear this one is hard and I wanted a new Castlevania and I was like yeah this should be okay this is ours [ __ ] game her played in my life like honestly this is the most unforgiving game maybe I've ever played rather than say I haven't Clayton as you got in in yet so it's a musical neighbors like wait [ __ ] harder Ninja Gaiden yeah it's pretty hard well I don't know oh I mean it's good it's up there but I've beaten it so you beat Ninja Gaiden yeah I mean there's there's there's games I haven't beat because they were so hard so I'd like to think those are harder than in the guidance like what but then again I was devoted to beating into guys um good question I've never been Battletoads oh isn't that notoriously like unbeatable well yeah well because you'd trade lives when you're on two-player mode yeah but I think isn't is it one player boat doable but to play mode is hard one maybe I don't think I've ever played on one player we should try that just playing middle toes one player got a two players show I've heard that well I've heard that it's like we did we played bounce those on the show yeah we did I get someone off we rage quit no well well I might so thinking goes to you I've heard that just that let Battletoads is literally like unbeatable I don't know if it's true huh this this was really reminiscent of Castlevania the adventurer really see what looks like them the remaineth oh yeah the tantrum roof we can go different possible what's the same these silly looking I love what they have like a more explosion phase yeah it is kind of cool it's like revolutionary for that time yeah that noise or just like a little like a little sequence when they die was that revolutionary I feel like it was because that was like a super infinite thing you get a little cutscene like it like in Mega Man X when they explode they're like I went down they stopped that's good that's fresh but at first this game starts off like yeah which way do you want to go and then like like three levels in it's a game choose anymore this is a game to do it like it's alright oh this one's good too I swear after like level three it just just game goes to [ __ ] dude this game is all exciting now you [ __ ] you wait until it's not anymore because it gets there you gotta watch out for that happy dog Specter all these enemies make appearances in later castlevanias and I was I was always like all those are interesting enemies and apparently they're just from this one and everyone's like oh dude Hashimoto is like a great [ __ ] concept designer like oh cool bring him bring him in he's like look at this sketchbook and say oh this is a this is a ghost dog bird yeah he just goes the whiteboard scribble station level one the whole of level one I made it he uh he said he was a dog and a bird and then he died is this literally like as far as we got something like that well we got the thief and then we got the clock tower area thief yeah I I'm after myrrh with my which way I picked because I want to play them did you play any of the old dammit I got the mage I have to get her because it's the only path I know they serious though I think we might have gone up are you kidding me the clock I think I remember which I think I maybe but for this a really well a boss here yeah but but I I that one of I will sleep the [ __ ] clock should've eaten that Dali painting Dali veiny you mean persistence of memory how cool is that for any else by the way I just know yeah this is a perspective of a river and that's like a bank the river bank over there yeah look at the flea of the bed is treason [ __ ] well it's NES I'm mad at you know you can't just pick up anything you gotta get this specific oh this is stairs you can't just be up any ads you sly dog there's a water use right there walk me to the door wait is it okay okay I definitely went up okay I went up okay this is the way I went hey I believe you ice we shouldn't just started whatever this is a waste of an episode I'm just really just trying to I'm just trying to get to where I was trying to get where Abin going dude but I don't think this is the same way we went home maybe I miss remembered a Mario Party minigame so I guess my memory of holders always though it's past well what you said you think this is way went I don't remember this no we did it we didn't go this way remember [ __ ] flying jellyfish yeah this it turn into little pouches of candies yeah they're good candy at least well then why are you destroying them mad at in general that you're trying to lose some weight I did that on purpose by the way oh I know what you think I'm no literally I've been I've got another point of this game where it's just like you lose it the level you go I done I've done I've done and then you like taking minutes be like you think about the control revenge I mean your psyche let's give it another go and they say games are supposed to improve our lives they do what's really satisfying when you do beat it yeah but this game okay it's satisfying when you beat something like this but this game it borders on excess it's [ __ ] you'll see later you know what's [ __ ] mothers and sons who don't talk and communicate I told her I wanted an earring so gonna go near it she yelled at me all right [ __ ] alright whip a corn I get a little scared it's okay when the minute when ask Ellie has a whip then you just got it you just gotta think about it for a sec you gotta think about the implications of that a dead man number one implication it's a gold name and he still has the vitality to whip around a stone okay these levels are nice enough the moon does that beat all these in the first track through this [ __ ] God it's towards the end of this game it's just like am I supposed to be able to do like you're just like pleading with in this like please please glitch or something there's no human way it's honestly you'll see I'm this is one of a game grumps to prove a point than anything I just I just want you all to see how [ __ ] ridiculous is again this week cuz there's no way we're gonna [ __ ] play it's like game buzzes way too hard like the course we're gonna rage quit this one but I've got the means now also this [ __ ] boss so [ __ ] dumb you have to find it like seven times in this kid that's very okami yet in okami there's like a last boss yeah and you're like this is the last boss it's really hard and long and that's what she said and then and then he's just like he looks like obligatory cuz like hard and long huh mmm anyway and then you beat him and then and then you beat him and then the game keeps going and then you realize that that wasn't the end and then you fight him three more times really yeah that game good everyone seems to have a hard-on for that game yeah it's like it's Zelda and I'm like it looks like dog it's just well I can fall on this little bit is like really lame could you move damn it are you saying he has like little things coming out of it like it's like yeah it's like kethu holding a big root beer barrel this is fifty seven hundred or 2,700 oh man maybe I just have it upside down at 0 0 L what kind of a dress is that where are we Southeast Asia he's too [ __ ] a her she she comes out this statue yeah and she's like you wanna go up quest thanks for helping me I helped you you could have got out of that what are you just afraid of mr. Ruppert barrel delivering to the wrong address at you well yeah she was petrified by it I'm petrified on okay you're gonna you did it before me yeah oh damn it okay put that in they shake the hands it's [ __ ] hilarious welcome back welcome back the ship has sailed we're going to North America Xia princess our favorite princess it looks more like a castle well we are the Empire max nonetheless are you like on the ship yeah this is where it gets hard okay this is the fish is a level where it stops giving you a choice of where to go and it's just like I'm gonna butt-fuck you with ass cuz I'm captain the game Castlevania three and that's what I do so get ready a little rapier man didn't seem that hard I don't see the difficulty in this part of the game London he's like I could see what that's good call me queen I cannot see even though I'm shouting it okay okay what's harder what's hard about this game this game is just like this game well it's not necessarily like just blatantly difficult in this game this is the explain a joke episode of game terms I just wanna like an actual I just the guys watching I'm just I'm I'm aiming to show you my frustrations I'm just venting on you guys now is this okay what's hard about it it's hard about it is it just throws ridiculously hard challenges you can't mess up at all like in a consistent manner Oh why'd you want to fall why did you want to fall I didn't want to fall well then why did you let it fall it doesn't matter this is realistic rum I just thought it was John's like orange there was another Lantern up there I figured ahead of something special because you have to get up there by special no there's no nothing this [ __ ] game there might be two yeah well I mean I don't expressly remember cuz I'm not I have not played this game like a childhood I play you know everything are you caught do you coffin that was close it wasn't a sarcastic cough it was a real one I drink water oh I got it water incorrectly yeah I love that you can do that it always cracks with the human body's like uh we're gonna put breathing and eating really dangerous [ __ ] right next to each other alright good we're gonna be when pooping and where you want to put dicks right next to each other I think that might be a more of a human thing more of a human invention it's not weird that like people can be like that's not for putting about a girl what are you talking about wait man oh do you put Dixon Man's but not there's anything wrong with it not that I would be ashamed of you zooming man what a dick enough adjourn that's not a man-made thing hey do girls from the butt all the time no it's talking about they put them right next to each other and they didn't make them the same whole wait wait wait what are what were you what were you saying I said that they put a poopie right next to the the wanna [ __ ] my mind went silly put him right next to you I thought you were saying they made a poopie hole but it's for [ __ ] no oh you don't like anal now I'll analyze whether I like it or just really hey it's a male Naga [Music] end up Medusa do all Nagas have the ability that's Nona Flye people yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like imma do yeah it's like I'm in well it's basically on Medusa alright but it's a Naga [ __ ] you Naga is a snake Medusa has a [ __ ] out on a hair did you get a text no maybe you should answer it no yeah right now alright guys to whom it may concern what if Walt X started that way well I've been ruminating about your text for several seconds now and I do believe you shouldn't have sent it to me on our Monday as you know this is my crumb day a new grass on these days you've know this you know I invite all my [ __ ] you I tell you earlier sorry I invite all my friends to meeting really know of my engagements beforehand they should know like a [ __ ] gavel order no I mean like what you guys want to take your fried chicken order this order time we don't we're different friends from different aspects of your life we have nothing in common except you and you aren't saying things why are you even here alright are you want to ship yeah who that why did you choose a ship that had zombies and beds uh because otherwise the game wouldn't be scary would just be like going on a cruise and nobody likes that except most nobody likes that no no no okay biggest problem the biggest problem with this game biggest problem this game is the stairs the [ __ ] stairs the stairs are the biggest problem with this in in my opinion if it wasn't for the stairs I think this game would be more variable this boss took me [ __ ] 6:17 [ __ ] years to beat I I can't believe that I can just God do you understand how much heartbreak this level caused me this uh this games like collect would you Aaron that was pretty profound you wanna elaborate it's the first it the first castlevania doesn't feel as fast as this defined fast it I think you walk faster I know you don't want faster I'm just breezing through it cuz I know it like in and out okay this is this is where it gets hard okay you're wrong wrong wrong wrong notice that's the face [Music] is the two mums come out of one coffin yeah why were they buried together uh are they husband and with all right chiggers out just look at whatever he goes [Music] if these bosses are really easy not when you don't [ __ ] know what to do I learned these patterns from [ __ ] up over and over again when this just pops out and you're like whatever what do I do what I do it's [ __ ] hard it's not doing anything you just walking towards you yeah because I figured out the pattern I don't know this seems pretty easy okay yeah well it's hard at first not discounting that your goodness but well it's more so just finding out all this little [ __ ] about these is unfair hey we're gonna hit him you can't when he's running at you or you'll get hit you don't have enough time I've been through this that's what I mean like I would I have to what I have to go back to the entire level all right got him in the face oh this isn't even the one with the hard boss okay this isn't even the hard boss we're still an easy mode easy mode yeah no there is no well there's like actually harden on this really yeah maybe we should play that someday uh oh oh no I'd rather not get him mad hey uh uh uh what do you want I'm gonna go to like the food section what do you want I'm mad what I'm desperately in the mood for a mad okay all right this is Mike he's kill you or did they just hurt you they I well if you go on them it's gonna make your whoop and then it's gonna make you fall okay I can't leave I got hit twice on that [ __ ] still jump okay so this this this level music sound some [ __ ] game boy that little faker of aberration okay this is a fishing with a game this is sufficient where the game start to get hard because these guys come in it's [ __ ] erratic okay look at look at they protect everything except their heads yes it's like ouch what's my real body Lee like my torch oh they remind me of the things from rag are you've said girl you saying rygar or rag are right yeah I call that rag are as it's probably right it is Reger like okay here there look at look at this [ __ ] and their pattern is smarted it looks like they just follow you then they don't follow you they have Lego they go down low and then up really fast and then download use very erratic it looks like they follow the same pattern everything they do but it's still confusing when you're trying to deal with other [ __ ] they're easy when they're on their own that guy alright axe thrower so he goes down and up it's like a lot easier though what do you mean they keep making those guys easier they were like super hard in the first one I made a joke about that and see colitis and make an easy Sylvain you're poor they're like super easy the guys that throw the eggs is and then in Symphony of the Night they're like [ __ ] goddamn super easy well everything that's okay so this is where you're saying RPGs are easy John well they just it's more of a crime than it is not that somebody nights necessarily a grind but will you really grind my gears mm-hmm there are gears in this game okay this you watch this part just [ __ ] watch this part all right watching mmm level just starts going like that oh so you just have to go yeah so you're not sure if these guys are gonna spawn like on top you lookin Ness s sound effects I know right okay there's gonna be guys there do you even see the pain I've been through that's cool what Oh nobody knows the trouble I've seen that stuff yeah the only way that he did it god it's weird to me to think how [ __ ] hard this was to me just like yesterday yeah yeah you're not I mean I get it I can imagine that scenario but I imagine a lot of people couldn't be you just made it look easy yeah it this is not I will stress one thing about this this is not abused it looks like really I 12 to get like through these levels all right boo looking do you think I could get to a part and then I'll rage quit I'll tell you that much all right next episode of game grumps John Rae Oh probably not just yet but soon I'll punch you in the face and then me welcome back okay John's playing Castlevania three for the 15th time this is your first time seeing it but he's been playing yeah bugger than ever it's funny cuz we did play or has been mentioned oh yeah yeah we have an original places with it this is not part of the original playthrough by the way but it's in the same video series just because convenient safe I don't I don't know how to you can hit their fires no I know but you can't duck here because of the stairs it's [ __ ] broken [Music] that's pretty cool all right I can't eat I don't even he already got hit might as well use the advantage go go go go I'm telling you this oh I am that I am Telling You this game is [ __ ] [ __ ] it gets it gets to a point where I I'm not even be able to breeze through pester that's great I'm not where do you continue I remember where that was a long time ago and you have to do it on one on one shots try using the mage the mate the mage isn't that good I mean everyone's gonna [ __ ] crucify me she is good is she good for this part what does she do Shh okay I'll show you now I'll try to me okay this just just become the mage okay now that you get won't be good here what does she do she uses spells you need spell books does she like fast on the strip this is why the stairs make this game for the stairs make this game invalid heavily I honestly think it breaks the game and that's just coming for someone who's really been playing it for a long time the stairs break the game they inhibit your controls when you really need them like it's not fair I don't understand how they thought it was scaring me you're making this do Roza mage do it I think I'm [ __ ] myself I turned off my dagger this is what she does unless you get a book hi there okay I asked okay okay her her move is pretty ope so she's got like a fireball Oh Who am I fighting here Frank well he's really tall apparently doesn't take shift in age well the first time we died it was did didn't I died once before 20 all right let me try the mage the mate the mage might be good for that snare part oh yeah it's really like long distance and it's also really powerful y'all want to see what it's like when game grumps play game for real I joking around you like it guys good for you oh do you want more you can give you more the one thing about her that's good is this really quick really quick attack oh it doesn't have like it delay like the whip those yeah so okay I guess she is better but I mean you don't have to have her at this point so it's not like she's part of this yeah but I guess I don't know what that I don't know what Alucard and the other guy dude hal leuco yeah Alucard is one of the three guys like when you're Symphony of the Night might be the same one simply the knight is a is a direct sequel to Rondo broke Symphony of the Night is a direct sequel to my anus we are friends and those together we make them in I don't think you can hurt him with vincible then no he's mad ah oh my god alright ray speed up speed up speed up it was my speed up sound that's really good are we gonna get me Aaron to go with this because I want him to see just what we're dealing with here I tried again and I failed how did I get too pretty how did I get to Frankenstein I don't even know like I did it on one try enjoy enjoy Castlevania three enjoy it it's the word [ __ ] gameplay I love more scheming love me sick bullet which just [ __ ] enjoy just [ __ ] enjoy enjoy I just can't wait to see please level I'm [ __ ] stoked dude that guy right there is gonna be the cause of most of your pain in your life from now on you're not fighting skull heads and abuses at the same time Castlevania series most treacherous enemy but stairs just make it a inverted slope these [ __ ] you know you just reminded me slope does it rise over run to find the slope of a line rise over run take math class slow really like four years older than me I'm sure they wouldn't have changed it curriculum that much I don't think they invented too much new maths high school level maths you know what I really wonder is like who's sitting there like I'm gonna now I'm gonna now make the curriculum for what they teach as maths in school it's like who knows why and what which me which math was that different geometry I failed that was likely geometry yeah I failed I didn't pay any attention to that classics I hated my teacher buddy [ __ ] things so it's hard uh geometry but I think it was applicable in all finding the slope of a line that's a very basic it's like if a line is on a chart and it's this point this point is literally don't remember anything at this point is five over and one up and this point is six over and three up you would take the rise of two over the Mount Oh like big you mean chart I just think you take the rise of two and then I forgot what numbers I said already very doing math what's the slope of that line I make it berry do bad I want to mspaint charts buried also here's the algebraic equation please get charts of mspaint here's my algebraic here's my house a great equation of a pie chart you can use that in your laundry list if you need to I'm gonna use this every day I'm just gonna put in my wallet so if I ever needed a girl comes up to me in a bar and she's like it's just slow I'll be like I'll tell you the slope of my dick baby right now it's just solid zero straight I think so I think that like uncertain mad no it's on the slope would be zero because the rise would be zero there's no changes I believe I could be [ __ ] wrong because it's officially been to the point where I've been out of like that kind of school for so long that I'm like uh X plus y equals four I'm like I don't remember I played Castlevania today what do you do I I know exactly but it was because of my teacher because I loved math class when I had a good teacher his name was mr. Matheny was he was the best teacher ever in the world ever yeah and he made me like man and then immediately after I had this terrible teacher and she was awful oh oh there's a wall chicken up there that's the way I think anyway he was really I think I remember he was really a teacher he died of a tragic car no I graduated Oh he died of a car the cars like general and he just his heart broke that day you know you know we should play just I got a little feeling that I wanted to play okay Oh mmm I'm just I'm enjoying seeing someone else do this for once this is like this is like when a mother this is like when a mother like is just like but you you take care of the kid for a minute yeah how do you like it it's hard right I got him and I only have a peg why do I have the [ __ ] down thing go go go you know what I have the down thing the the hold you to wear a condom you know you'll never know unless I could make some really bad decisions in the following things saying oh I've heard of your choices of words yeah that's me that was me help me play okay next time on game grumps imma beat that level I'm gonna come back we gonna beat Frank Stein and we're gonna go over the hard level we already beat Ringgits then you have it Oh monster did you meet him it's the mage I mean this Frankenstein dr. Frankenstein I thought so you're making the joke Mary Shelley you should hide roast em Frankenstein's monster no you ain't you're making him no I haven't yet he did what the [ __ ] you didn't he was tall and yeah major you shot fire in his face I didn't get him yeah that's this level you Shh I love it but we already did it we didn't I got one peg from kellian I like how this is just dragged on farther than normal game wait so you beat him on you beat him on a playthrough and then you died yeah I did not beat him yet in this point you that is the boss of this level oh that's right you got him down to one peg in the yeah I'd [Music] at the wrangling no I don't then will holy waters in the rangoli boys holy waters like the most opa rang is cool Oh God okay oh god I'm kind of scared to start this battle but I'm gonna do so are you fighting Franky yeah I'm done Frankie Muniz over here if I had more than one egg of Simon you know he grew quite a bit since the last the last games like Frankie you've been working out are you [ __ ] good knife I know but I didn't have it were you know ders were you lying in the last game I would like to mention that I'm really good at [ __ ] wasting my life when I don't need to waste it define not which to me like a life of drugs wait a life of drugs a death of drugs yeah yeah it does do you see this game oh just go no you look very fired oh I'm [ __ ] stupid I'm Munson you like this game stupid game no why [Laughter] let me be oh man inside you forever cuz that's where I wanna be [Music] this game is stupid yeah it's stupid you got hit in the head man I'm not even in the heart not even on the [ __ ] hard level the heart rebel I'm like hard sitting the hard level is level 9 and I'm on like five oh yeah you are five squiggle yeah I don't know what that means oh there oh nice that's nice Frankie is little putting a little smiley like inside I've only got one more in me and then I'm gonna read quickly I understand [Music] speed up [Music] I could just get the holy water here it's got the broom and he said thought the room but these stewardship takes it all because the talk about her look is serious he's doing jelly bean trafficking don't tell her I told you that all right um okay now she's actually mad now I'm just actually that not joking anymore doesn't that now [Music] I'm back okay most just going down or care who knows it anymore I was I was insecure about he knew it but now I'm not there you go die at your knees die oh my god that was so friendly Frankenstein you just like has anger problem he's like who's this car yeah oh yeah he just dropped Sue's knees and he's like my fees so the level okay yeah I'm just having flashbacks at this point 6:12 war yeah I don't know what's that huh it's okay it's really not that good compared to like that I bet bad that it out of that that doesn't really there's something you've just not killed clean and won it yeah well most women that will have you ever tried to kill flea it's very hard and I believe a microscope you have to grind with them I've never or used to slice them and a half of your fingernail what I've even stopped I've never seen a flea really no I don't have cats or dogs and fur just don't get please [ __ ] hop they hop you can see them part yeah I don't know I know they were like microscope Oh No oh yeah you can see them and you can see their little legs a little long ass legs Oh God but Susie get that hey never like mention a spider she's like oh I can feel the spiders crawling yeah that's basically that's basically that's happening microscopes I think people have an assumption that there's no bugs in California and I guess there are less compared to photo Seoul s it is not even a factor here yeah yeah it like Florida and should I imagine it oh yeah it's like a mosquito central No at least you got your last arrival I know I just want to replay that like and it was the last time talking back there's your replay yeah pretty much [Music] we're gonna have to have a roommate back let's see a replay I was like what see what's in there apparently everything I ever wanted heaven on earth oh there's a really hard boss battle in this it's like death - you should have jumped should have press the jump button giving you pointers I'm really glad I hope you don't die Nick I hope you don't die in a car wreck I hope you die slowly this is okay you want them one of the major major problems with this game what is that okay so let's say you die the checkpoint what you were equipped to deal with before you hit that checkpoint and died you no longer have and they don't give it to you so you'll have a short whit facing an enemy that needs a long whip in this game ooh what vitality you have on that whip yeah it's a long whip right now right now just you wait I'll die it'll become a soup start talking about your cat it'll be a short whip do you think do you think when they've invented these consoles they they actually made the controller's with that in mind they probably know days of you through the [ __ ] the Xbox controller that [ __ ] would shatter nowadays if you through the Xbox but as I corrected myself wrong tense wrong word look at this the stairs if it wasn't [ __ ] homing stairs and be okay oh yeah it did look look if you're here and you push down it like homes to the stairs [ __ ] you drop down immediately play is medium age she might actually be good this is what fun is to you it's like do you have this is this like your image of fun is wrong like you like like like a like an abuse girls love is wrong yeah who if there were apples chicks out watch this [ __ ] looks like the Japanese it's it's well actually the symbol for ice is really similar it's just water with accent yeah I guess that is really what I see we get down to it it's like water is like hello yeah no it's weird to think we think of water as the normal state but it's not technically what do you mean it's just one of these states well I mean water at least I don't want to sound I mean it's semantics so you're like we think of water is the normal state it's like the normal state of water that's because we call it water if you were talking about water vapor I guess you're right different but I see what you're saying you mean of the molecule h2o yes it can exist in three different forms yet as can most it's kind of like Eevee if not all chemicals yeah I mean though we think of water is like that's it I don't have to die I don't have to die my baby won't die this is my last try it you didn't if I don't be this level on this go I'm just done I'm gonna turn this game off and I'm never gonna look back cuz I am sick of it I'm sick of this [ __ ] I'm done with this [ __ ] game for the rest of my [ __ ] life good game GG game that's why kids meanie song it's awesome Adam to remix I'm Mary I got to this party over from his last part we got to yeah I'm only there John was just aimlessly playing on the password and then I can get to this part and I was like Alan well I I think I rage quit like last time but I'm not wait what I raise you rage quitted but you're not no I think I rage quit it last time but I'm not ragequitting it this time oh oh I guess under age quitting it well cuz you beat it you posted on Twitter that's right that's right I went home and I beat it actually I didn't post on Twitter the video tonight when I flip off the TV and scream no no no no are you going to mmm we should put it in an outfit if I beat it on the show I'll put it on there you know what is that gonna be the trend or like what you mean are you gonna like because you've been doing that now ya know all angled games and then taking videos of which actually I might start doing what what yeah well what's really good practice yeah it's cool cuz it gives me some like tangible cuz it's hard you don't get this okay this is this the cool thing about that seeing the end screen of an old game like this not an emulator is a big deal you have to do it you can't get there without doing yeah so by filming them I what I'm what I'm planning to do is eventually just get a big ass compilation and like I'm gonna make a video out of it and stuff hi hon I gotta produce these dragons as hard oh that's cool yeah you know what this seems pretty neat what are you just just like the character changing everything this this is probably one of the best Mets games this is I mean you wouldn't fight these balls boy oh there you go you wouldn't fight these bosses if you went down another path right yeah you would you would this is when the game starts to get like the same fellow okay so if you were the thief or whatever other class is I don't know and there's a low card grant grant and Sipho I'm dead okay call it before I just knew all right speed up you're whacking stick yeah that's what it seems like a purse [Music] make just don't want to use it I don't wait Stella like say you makes me feel sometimes have you ever been maced no but I assume it makes you go a little bit like yeah it does it's gross I only got like slightly maced and it was just like [ __ ] ridiculous I only got slightly made well because enhanced I was in a big room with a bunch of people and as a prank somebody like late a bunch of mace around so I just like you would just get like subtle looks of it and like every time leave it was funny because like nobody knew what was going on so like we were just like having a good time and somebody to be like yeah it's like hey yeah cool and as somebody else would be like wait what's going on oh I'm coming to do this imagine that's helices zombie epidemic stirred you ever seen Rise of the Planet of the Apes mm-hmm I love album I guess I don't really the end of the movie is the part where it like connects to the rest of the franchise also known as the one of the movies presumably well there's like five movies there's a no there isn't there's a remake and then there's the original and there's like a three original movies there are yeah yeah and then there was a TV series what yeah there's more than one plan of the Apes oh I haven't even something yeah I have not seen one of them even though I can you know Jax I'm pretty sure the other two or whatever are much lower budget but they're still official films who made the who made the original I'm side of the original who made the remake oh that was a Burton Tim Burton Burton thanks oh hey nice I'm pretty sure it's Tim Burton I have no idea and had Marky Mark in it yeah Mikey Mikey Mikey Mikey mark dude Frankie Martin it was really into marking where the [ __ ] is Marky Mark Mark Wahlberg oh call Marky Mark yeah that was his reprimand oh it will be almost gardening remember that song hey Marky Mark he's not a singer he's a rapper yeah that's ready bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme I am feeling this my body is drug free my body is healthy I'm singing this in 3/4 time we can't help it you know when somebody comes up to us in public and then we instantly snap into like character and accident oh yeah silly berry pointed that out and we're like oh yeah we do like it's on accident we're just and they're kind of like but it is subconsciously a purpose we're just and they're kind of like how was your day somebody comes up is that the game grumps watch well it was it the last one was that girl that cared about you and not me what happened was uh yeah yeah we were just like hanging out and it's kind of mellow and then she showed up and then and then immediately she like went to me and she was like what are you plate Lal all like accusingly yeah and then and then we did we got until like a grumps argument I think not a real one just like it quick yeah you know I was like because I don't play it he really whoa what the [ __ ] you knows like he's [ __ ] low yeah waste my time playing [ __ ] lawn I know it's a good game it's a good game it's a good game I think those people that come up and say that they just wanna I don't know they want to contribute say what they want that to happen I'm pretty sure yes and it does so if you guys want to be dissing genuine with us by all means I'm really getting tired sick and tired of this alright one more try one more try more inevitably until I beat it tries okay that many I will do All Right see ya just remember you and always go to this teams no not no not no not no don't you [Music] okay this is a real speed up real speed up I stepped on top of that bird for a moment I stepped on oh my god I like know when they freeze they just stay up there yeah this is [ __ ] really difficult okay alright alright so this Raven comes they stopped it but you know how we know it's a good rescue to make your game [ __ ] terrible make okay there's one thing I really don't like about this game it's it's just random sometimes you can never be sure and that ruins it you get you can never be sure it's random do you think so yeah the Ravens go at random Heights I think it might have to do with how high you are you know it doesn't it just random really yeah they're just random [Music] I'm just making noises concentration time good just to fill the audio gap oh I forgot how I did this believe in you whoa nice it's going once you get too cocky alright he's dead [Music] Hey [Music] I just like it a little pathetic fire [Music] oh my god I like that you're being careful I just have the way from the come back over here when he's at the right height areas good job job I was thinking much the same all right all right I got it all you gotta do is wait for him to come up here and I got a bat him on the way down I can't die a little loose word I literally have to wait from the bat him down like at a height that's better than that when he goes higher than that here yeah this one's tricky I don't want to do it over there because I'm two-spirited not having a platform to run away mhm no it's a valid fear I here we go I just got you it again huh that's gonna do it one more time yeah it's just so tense yeah you get hit and fall in the water I'm gonna I'm gonna stab you I hope you get that bruise as a tattoo it's a memoir Hey there you go boom [ __ ] boom [ __ ] get out the way what's that hey hey what is it about him that it was like that I was like it's like rose upside down baby's butt a day girl again hmm I don't know how you're gonna do that with good luck just put up some safer work for now [Laughter] alright I'm gonna kill myself the last stage wasn't tricky this is where really starts getting tricky right see and this wasn't sure you know I was in the heart stage in this game actually don't mind that you're doing this so don't [ __ ] nobody complained about this [ __ ] cuz it's completely necessary yeah this one cuz I already know that level anyway alright I really next time for game Dov's yet No okay uh most [ __ ] bootleg gamegrumps episode ever what just like I'm not gonna be [ __ ] did you ever did you ever did you ever buy like fansub - anime when you were younger and like VHS no I did well you're also I will point out before years older than me probably had a little leg up on me on that right right when I became old enough to start buying stuff like that DVDs were already out and the market was getting like it was less bootleg II the thing about those is that there were there were underground like trading rooms yeah that would you people would tape anime in Japan and then they would have fansubbing groups that would like go through and manually change the [ __ ] VHS is and stuff and they would rerecord over the VHS and then they would just trade them amongst their communities and there were some isn't that co-op VHS he's like that kind of stuff you see trade I was too young Dix to understand that I got the time but like I do now well so was I actually because there were some comic book stores that would like have those and they would make copies of them and they would sell them for money because that was legal at all what does that leave you at all I don't think so I'm pretty sure no but no that was the only way you could get like the authentic anime like I was really into Dragonball Z and I wanted to get ahead of where America was so I I bought the VHS and then like in the middle of the VHS is it would say if you paid for this you got ripped off yeah and like I was always like good I just didn't get it like what does that mean it means that like the trading rings but like a little like failsafe oh if you paid for it was like this isn't you're not supposed to pay for this oh free trade oh and I was like I never got that until like later in my life when I was like oh those were chicken [ __ ] trading ring chucking [ __ ] trading rings Jess's I was always chucking and [ __ ] back then and I was never part of these rings when I'm Day inviting me I'm a trucker - [ __ ] I'm a chugger I'm a [ __ ] heard that song the other day no I heard it this morning when I was going to Subway what you guys singing at a karaoke yes somebody wasn't it was Barry yeah it was Barry and Dan yeah of joy it was great cuz Barry he doesn't say words so he was just kind of just and was doing the whole thing doesn't participate in the greater scheme is holding a microphone and standing Authority bleah actually I have some [ __ ] karaoke put your brain we're gonna put that up no don't do it [Laughter] marry must remain nameless seven voiceless maybe we'll see oh [ __ ] yeah I guess he does huh well here's we're just gonna put like screech footage of this but not very sick yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] just like you know I have to put it in if I don't want to I'm not going to yeah I guess I did to see what happens I guess I had I guess we can't force why am i sucking at this part next time on game rooms I'm assuming yeah buy another copy support your industry hey that's immediate no no don't do that I already know it'll impede your progress oh it's the forward motion motion in fact no motion at all except for the flickering of the scan lines so to Denton's did I get to you yes did I get a dark place no it was it's more uncrowded but it still makes me mad uncrowded more like this is the most [ __ ] puzzle ever it's not a puzzle that's how mad I am at that it was the platform Pennsylvania for you say hello flee men like [ __ ] hit the ceiling oh yeah I got three right off the bat [ __ ] nice work Thanks uniquely Castlevania four yeah sure just peek that - yeah I'm play it though alright you play that one yet cuz you get that you call gold booyah alright you played for four will you and Aaron be careful you might hurt yourself sorry I feel another language in this [ __ ] I don't remember how I did it oh yeah I don't I don't I don't think call how it is we got to get rid of the harpies harpies mm-hmm all right I've gotta get to the end of this game and I'm okay first thing I thought was just get the tracker no just right now yeah no I thought I got the dragon he's hanging out in the middle of his stage like Oh Mickey oh she's what time is it a long wait before like better than sorry dude really can you forgive me [Laughter] Dracula rooms you I know we had a schedule thing I'm [ __ ] sorry I'm just gonna get it it's kind of like that kind of like you've been sitting there thinking about something for a long time kind of like like it's such a long wait that you forgot that you were angry about it so it just shows up and he's like I'm sorry I'm late and it's like just sorta be so it's not a big deal I already told everyone I wasn't gonna make it so if we can do as long as we want good sweater just whatever is that goes on and then you kill Mike doesn't go on the undead is eternal what well he comes back later I see life goes on a thousand years let's see trick you and come back later I didn't trick you eat if you what a dastardly damn if Dracula's alive then he reigns as king of whatever dude what is he the clouds because he reigns the most [ __ ] thing is whole game you ready for this roof this pixel jump yeah not this one okay this one wait no not this one either wait where is it okay it's it's this is the pixels jump in the entire dez franchise what the [ __ ] no I totally see that it's like it made it look so so many times fry was able to get that jump [Music] okay I'm every time the red skip there's Sun about the skeleton posture it's like yeah it's true he's totally like ready to [ __ ] with you he totally has that quit that weapon with you okay apparently we said that on last episode did we yeah Thomas go I was Thomas born he's the one with the long face for it yeah if anyone can get Thomas scores attention cuz he's kind of off the grid oh by the way Thomas cool I'm sorry so you're the long face well you just have a longer face than the other two Thomas gore is one of my favorites of all time Tom score this is an invitation if you would like to come on the show I haven't talked to Aaron about this but I'm gonna I don't care gone [ __ ] goddamn I don't care I want Thomas gore on the show I wanna meet Thomas gore I want to pet his long face someone out there why the long face and he's like dick [ __ ] because I'm a horse he probably would say it like that [Laughter] alright okay this is the hard fight this is a hard fight oh I remember watching you do this one really when on the show oops no I mean I'm seriously asking I don't know wait no this is insane oh yeah this is the same fight earlier that's why I know but it has a harder thing that's why I said this wasn't even the hard one I forgot that it had been [ __ ] do you think after a while if you just avoid their little raps they'll just come out and they'll be like oh no just unravel yeah that's silly you don't have any deadly raps anymore what am I gonna do I'm just gonna walk around my arms oh this one's actually easy because you can just sometimes he goes the holdest okay dude this is stupid so just [ __ ] does he have like a tub of sake you know what I don't know I think it's a hammer I know it does look like a [ __ ] root beer barrel or something okay that's like that's like the censorship that they do in like American anime yeah wait do they it's a it's a root beer barrel like just drinking maple syrup he's getting tipsy it comes back to that [ __ ] milk bar thing to know what is that from like they're like in Majora's Masters that late-night milk bar tonight yeah you have to wear the like adults master it's like a it's like a Heather Hatter's nose like a cowl mask it's be part of the club that you just implied it's the club all right so this [ __ ] next boss is [ __ ] okay okay he jumps three okay it's really hard I don't know if I've mentioned that he's hard all right no he's a big ass rawr dragon what whoa [ __ ] silly head do you think do you think his mother's proud of them you gotta run cuz he spits fire now and jumps with a fire and then he repeats his he's jumping REE combo [Music] looking any SS boo-boo yeah [Music] yeah I got a minute really oh nice boom good we're going I know and what up to that isn't that work tell myself next page I just like a little small goes I was like it's like [ __ ] you little soul [ __ ] you oh so you get what I'm getting at there no you like pain you're part of that little world yeah wait is this supposed to be yeah well I mean like you get to base it this game he's overly yeah this game is a prequel to Castlevania one it's it's like way before our Simon's time and the whole part before it is getting up to Dracula's castle and this is Dracula's castle so it's the same one because I think castlevania 1 is just Dracula's castle I believe it's just different parts of Dracula's castle that's why this one has forest segments and the other one doesn't I like that remixed ass music yeah would you replay that yeah it's a little remix who did you play with I wish we could play the Japanese one that has the different music um the which one eat the Japanese version of this is different music did I mention by the way then this is one of the only games where the English version is harder really yeah yeah this was a disk drive game in Japan so yeah so they they had like a different sound chip on it that's right yeah that's right they had different music but also this that percept like enemies do more damage to you in this game and take my hips to kill those yeah it's like the only American game expires in Japanese yeah yeah they usually try to make it easier when it comes over here I don't know why that is think we're stupid or terrible yeah oh yeah they do I honestly think they think less of us cuz they always do that yeah they didn't release Mario to me because what it was hard and it's harder what's that the reason I think that was reading also Megaman 2 got an easy mode did it yeah it has an easy one yeah yeah Mega Man 10 in Japan it's just when you start playing it just start playing what we got is hard mode what wait what was what entails easy mode or the spikes covering up I think there's less enemies and stuff does less damage I'm not exactly sure because I feel like I'd make a 10 there was like an easy mode where that I am or the spikes right covered up yeah they started doing that with megaman powered up I believe the PSP u remake of Mega Man 1 there's a remake of Mega Man 1 yeah they'll have big heads and it's in 3d yeah it's cute it's it's alright it's cute it's alright it's not that great cute doesn't look quite good it was it was funny because that came out and then they were like will remake all of them if bug in you buy this one and then yeah I don't know Mega Man seems to be a pretty poorly handled franchise this one cabbage bad that bad bad it okay scope instead much of a chance Wallens geez I thought you were the [ __ ] nest music for a second Vaness music yeah Vaness No denied I'm bringing you bet that one can die forever but that don't mean it because that's how undead works no I'll take that doesn't know I think it's the level after this that is like [ __ ] Lee hard it took me like days to beat it oh really it took me like a good three or four days to like beat that level it's gonna take you that much no I think I I think I finally like you'll see I I have that level so memorized that I could recite it to my children all of them Betty would I name you bit oh you already have children yeah I haven't met them yet that's okay why didn't you you should have a barbecue of bad influence on all around you okay this slime is really me I [ __ ] got [ __ ] up by that that I didn't I don't even remember this little stop trying to change the subject sorry what why am i bad influence on your kids well for one thing I haven't even rounded me as a heroine you have any wine around children don't you do it around your children what others choking out moenay's do hey maybe my children but they're my children I'll do heroin if I want to I might show I don't have to hide myself from them they came out of my foot if they're your children I'm gonna obviously act a little bit better because I need you do you realize vacation your children came out of my butt I was a surrogate wing inside of your anus and then every time you had to poop it would like go around [Laughter] there's like this chair coming in the babies like it's like help it code out no I'm skilled it's officially the most discussed I've ever been about any of our cut this girl just shut that game disk rum please are about Barry now people are imagining you doing Mila button a baby coming up but I didn't mention that doing in the foot part you just did that was a visual you put my head so don't blame me for that you said you're a surrogate mother which means you got like injected with I know whatever some of your semen one of my butt that's gonna do like a typical semen joke like like oh whenever I go outside and that's manly out I see man all right now that's fight oh god he's in every [ __ ] game just go away yeah just couldn't be done with it I don't think you can even lock him in this one can you oh god the [ __ ] slice that but oh you can sort of walk him I guess but he has two arms look at that oh really talk do you kill this one the whole health bar he comes back yeah Jesus it's [ __ ] alright well alright well get on with it let me see I see how the holy waters for the best option why oh because it locks yeah and locks it's just always the best option do you get it before here okay oh this one nope this one this one is it and now holy water you fool water I got rum this games a bunch of diarrhea Dookie huh you know I was just watching the new AVGN carpet cardio words you know man mm-hmm it uh I'm generally fan everything James does III watch the whole thing actually I didn't dislike it anything but uh I noticed because recently they've been doing a lot more of like the Jesus James and Mike kind of like just talked him like talk about a video game or something Oh like the Atari sport one or they're just sitting down and kind of talking about it know that wait he did a whole episode on Christmas yeah but it was like it wasn't like I love how he just won't come when I want him or no no I was think about golf they did like any ask all right you guys turns I know you school whoa-oh-oh good night everybody good yeah all right you have a good I don't want to blow this memory which place follow this [Music] okay I have a two now so hopefully death won't be such a dick and go please as I can't get him well he it's just the nature of death that's why people get sad John he's always places where people can't get him why is it always so windy I'll never beat it and why does death just hang around all of his work is he like a narcissist what do you mean just like skeletons everywhere guys like we're gonna cook an office we just installed the air-conditioner as you could see look at my robes there's a coffee maker over their little heads up so please by all means and keeps me in business I love businessmen death hey I got somewhere to be no you just give me your mom's address real quick looks like I'm gonna be casted I've got all five o'clock shadow it's a five o'clock yet I don't know I'm deaf I don't that's kick terror that it's scary I come whatever I you wanted to a I'm sure this sounds like a booking service oh he just creeps into somebody's house and freaking kills you is that a purr or a [ __ ] murder no no a murder of hurt mud Burt wait what do you think he's in the middle of saying right he skipped it he's like oh please watching Caddyshack for like the behind because he's looking straight out you think over here's a projection of it yeah like we are projects I Eddie check here it is here it is here it is is this Dracula's gasps no this is the hardest level in the [ __ ] game this level took me days to be I I literally raged sub-area was there watching it got to the point you know how a friend gets mad and you just have to be like okay I just got like comply yeah but I mean I was the guy getting mad and Barry was like do you need water dude I was just like I slam the net control the table like because I keep getting almost at the end Wow you ready for this all right here it is guys this is the [ __ ] hardest level of any game I've ever played in my [ __ ] life I got to the point where I was googling like level mind of Castlevania three is hard you know what you're really man you Google do you ever do that you ever Google something you're really mad to verify how mad you are yeah I guess I have I do that all the time I'm a weirdo I need verification if it get if I don't like a game I'll look up like this keeps orcs I do that like all the time you can do that with anything now if you write anything sucks then you'll always find somebody well anything about it like I don't want bitching like screwed up dad just mean like seriously like okay like this is the game is objectively bad yeah you don't usually get this this level doesn't give you an item that's how do shoes I don't know bump on my head I felt like a man oh I feel like me except apart edition is Mario about it it's affected no mushrooms coming out the box and I'm not Mariano by Oh Castlevania 3 is the only catch my afore is the only game of the flea men this is starting to feel like a real yeah Castlevania 4 is is the only game that the flea men are like no bunnies they're not like the normal Fleeman the hardest screen [ __ ] ever okay this screen just would it be easier with wizard girl no nothing's easy was the girl in the foal I want to point out this is not even remotely as easy as it looks not even remotely like the old dudes with the shields why don't you time it won't you freeze frame [Music] free spread you can't okay very good [Music] you have to duck there and made that mistake so many [ __ ] time all right no okay cheated I've never had the clock on this segment Oh didn't matter okay okay [Music] okay I cheated I would have died there though the clocks random cuz you don't get it every time you really don't get items on this the only bear use what you get you're like a ninja but they only very rarely come from Fleeman I've sat there and Spartan them for just ridiculous lengths of time look look you gotta [ __ ] understand the human race is where we are today because of our adaptability if you have a clock you use the clock I like to imagine a guy just like oh yeah a villain holds up a [ __ ] watch I guess I would never I think a smart person would have looked at it to see how much time they have left in their life called their life maybe their kids I don't know if they care about them but I'll tell you what I care about beating this game or like an end the ship just me on the show like we're all just like friends and then like we like he wants to show both game grumps yeah I'm totally inspired to do that let's do that as friends and then I get here and everything everything is just like what was that John McMahon okay but then I don't care about this okay I don't care about anything okay about you I I should mention this screen took me like 17 years to perfect man alright and then there's news bonds here we need all that unfair that's just like it's just you gotta remember it it's just stupid these are games about cuz there wasn't much to these games you know like if you're really good at this [ __ ] game you can be then like so you got a guy up here go left immediately and jump where that guy spawns oh there's no spawn gather him I you Todd McFarlane was very generous but now Oh Todd McFarlane who's Tom the creative spawn so there was this Oh Lord has come to me in the form of Aaron Hanson he told me things and whispered them in my ear you know you know those like little grabbers that old people use to get things so like yeah they do that he's like toys for kids and I guess not real things for old thats what i was using too for that joke what do you mean echoes every [ __ ] really oh dude you know it's funny besides jokes and comedy huh George Carlin I don't remember anything I was about to say Brian Reagan's my favorite comedian yeah you do like him for some reason buddy I don't know I don't mean anything have you seen Brian Regan no it's [ __ ] hilarious I'll give you the CD he's really good a lot of my comedy is inspired from him actually yeah you'd probably be like oh I get it people are gonna be like I actually would like to see that Brian Regan I walked on the moon coming this jungle why are you telling Brian Regan that over our telecast show no he walked up well he didn't walk on the moon that's one of his bits is that he hypothetically walked on the moon I have a bit to tell you he has a bit about is a bit about how people try to one-up people with their stories so he has a personal fantasy but yeah here this one [Music] [Laughter] here's a person I see a hail that so fantasy about walking on the moon so that if any [ __ ] comes in one upses story he can one-up their story with I walked on the moon all right all right so okay man it's in it's kind of unfathomable to me how this took me so okay okay all right why don't you just throw everything at the end early yes yes this [ __ ] that happens too [ __ ] real people playing this game you've been playing this for [ __ ] days yeah pretty much yeah so you're just like that whatever crows but like when you play this game it's like crow Wow yeah pretty much it oh I forget oh the but the boss of this level is why it was so hard this parts all hard already right and then the boss of this level is nearly impossible impossible if you will you can give me a ha all applause if you want I'm nudging John but you can't hear it it doesn't make that much of a sound it does I don't like paying him with my dope encouraging at least the medusa's look more like faces now yeah yeah yeah next to my hair I use a special shampoo the fact that I okay okay you ready for the [ __ ] hardest boss ever [ __ ] Darius you know it's stupid to door oh it's you okay I took long time wait excuse me yeah the only way I know how to be business nope [Music] wait it's a doppelganger so it's a this boss is impossible to beat naturally it just copies or moves so but when you change he also changes so you can't just kind of exploit the spots Wow well let's get a little speed up for this oh I died hey but I'm changing mid death cleanup toy business [Music] [Applause] [Music] whoa okay dad that try for yourself put in the password and in your castle we didn't want to try that [ __ ] I dare you all right that fast word meat cheese all right [Music]

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