Game Grumps - Best of ARZETTE: The Jewel of Faramore

[Music] wow an authentic old thing a CDI software production oh I get it CDI ah smart long last I have return oh my god look for freeing me I this is so authentically Zelda CDI oh boy wow this already looks so much more competent than the actual Zelda CDI games you waiting for and you're the one holding me back dude yeah what are you waiting for somebody to stop talking my name is Cyprus I want to move into town but the Mayer thinks I have a monster may I think you could convince the May to let me move in then I definitely won't eat children us if you do this Old Lantern is yours okay hey mayor will you let a monstrous wolf creep into the town I get a lantern if you do well all right does he eat children he said he wouldn't I trust him mayor please grant that isip that beastly brute that sniffly Hound here in my PO Deon never how did he get in there my smart sword doesn't hurt friendly folks you're not being very friendly citizenship to Mr Cypress granted aoy Hoy wow she threatened to kill him oh right have a lat see you around kiddo boy hell yeah there's more slide whistles than I'm used to oh maybe next time what a dick hole dude dick hole Yeah that's where my pee comes out of I don't really Aon is that right so whenever I call somebody a dick hole it's a bad thing not a good thing I'll keep that in mind just wanted to make sure that you understood where my mind was at regarding this matter bro you're a dick hole and not may I add the good kind I mean that's also where where where [ __ ] comes out of so like why wouldn't you be like oh hell yeah I love my dick hole I wish we weren't having this conversation if you run out of light you might not make it back take this if you use rope in Dark Places You'll Escape back to safety I appreciate it oh boy they are authentic oh I'm glad they're having fun with it you might run out of light down there here take this thing it will not give you [Laughter] light I think our first goal would be to figure out where uh where we can spend some of these Jewels cuz maybe we can buy bombs and Lantern [ __ ] obsessed dude you always saying like this and that about like what I should be doing with my life am I yeah you were just saying like oh man [ __ ] well obviously the next thing we got to do is find where the gems go but it's like no did you just get a lantern yeah so yeah it's [ __ ] cool right didn't need need to spend gems to do that well you're like honestly found one I just I just came here to have a good time and I'm listen man I'm just list attacked right now I'm listening to the language of the game right now and the game is telling me that you just find bombs places okay take the zip line I can't how many bombs big sparkly Rock there there probably find a place to buy [Music] them if you ever need something special done with that little sword of yours just drop by and I'll give it a [Music] sh oh I like would you like to go on a date I find you very attractive I find you irresistible everyone it's the princess I'm pretty sure they can see me yeah but you always got to be mindful of what's around you if you see anything nasty coming your way you got to knock it away with your [Laughter] weap wow that's like at the end of the CDI Zelda when her like Jaw unhinges and she throws her head back laughing boy this princess for the savior of a land she dies constantly well you know it's it's [ __ ] I didn't put it on easy mode you didn't no I put it on [ __ ] regular mode it was called like Adventure mode or some [ __ ] you are a regular man yeah I don't want to [ __ ] I don't want to admit to the game right away that I'm a little [ __ ] it's going to have plenty of time to figure that out on its own exactly come on it kind of takes me back you know yeah yeah you know what it takes me back to what does it take you back to just makes kind of makes it look like uh you got something over there what have I got what have I got d looks like you've got a baby penis looks like you've got a baby penis looks like you got looks like you got baby penis today and what do I got in hey boy that's nice that they even they even did like a baby penis friendly song you know that's exactly what they were thinking about too when they were making this game they were like you know what we got to make a song that you can sing baby penis too so when we started playing this game yeah uh we thought we could probably beat this in like six or seven episodes right people hang out for that and and now here we are in episode 3 9% of the game completed and hopelessly lost like gelt yeah yeah oh [ __ ] oh man that just took you back to the beginning oh damn all right that's fine that's fine I pause the episode no no it's it's okay we'll get back there you know what to do yeah are you sure yeah because this game does give you a percentage of how far along you are and you were nine when this episode started well yeah I get and if it's 10 at the end I'm going to be very cross [ __ ] oh okay great I started here that actually helps okay cool I'm here now which is great failing upwards it's just you're yes sword wave excellent boom look at this [ __ ] let's oh man why' I have to be the try out the sword wve guy it makes they put me in the worst position want to come so bad going to come with my dad please don't going to come with my dad please just leave it a kissing how about some fairy dust oh thanks oh I insist enjoy cool I'll have what she's having cool father I'd hope to see you arette is he dying why am I so small oh man he's dying goodbye father oh no so sad yeah you're probably dying right now oh I'm going to die die right when you turn your back on me oh there it is Reaper on death store oh only only $300 could help me survive what a pretty Garden oh you're too kind lady well too bad I can't plant any more me darn shovel broke Color Me surprised don't worry I'll find you a new one oh gosh wow didn't expect them to have a Peppa Pig kind of voice hello I've always wanted to go to England oh no wait they're from England FR so we can see the Eiffel Tower and I can finish my novel shut up Dad rette I'm glad you're here you're just in time what happened well I'm dying I'm going to meet my ancestors it's garia I have no regrets other than this damn gunara your service to the king grab me my bed pan oh no I know so serious for a Philip CDI game I feel like usually a character's death like that has something to do with the greater plot but he was just like n I'm old I'm I'm I'm dead now yeah [ __ ] forget it yeah I think it's just like a driving force for her I guess I guess I guess it's just a nice little thing to be reminded of in in your fun turn your brain off video game just remember no matter how much success you have in life you will die it will end no one will remember you goodbye but first you'll get old and probably [ __ ] yourself definitely [ __ ] yourself what am I saying of course you'll [ __ ] yourself the end ah nice right there looks like your death came a little sooner than expected oh nobody's going to stop me thinking that's what I do I think all the [Music] time I'm always thinking [ __ ] [ __ ] something about singing a Mindless song about thinking all the time really funny you know what I mean I'm always thinking thinking all the time [Music] thinking my mom likes to know me she's proud of knowing me she gave birth to me and it's a big deal to do that it's a big deal to give birth all right trust me I've tried I've been working on it for years can't quite crack it but maybe someday I'll figure it out daddy wants to give birth I'm going to give birth no matter how hard I try who could put a baby inside me how about you Carl me I you sure yes Carl put a I think it would be really cool and hot looking at my body there is no baby call that's where you come in what do you want me to do put a baby inside me like you have sex with you no what ew gross I just want you to give me a baby well in order to do that i' have to have sex with you what the hell are you talking about what the [ __ ] is wrong with you Carl you got a dirty [Laughter] mind now quit [ __ ] around and put a baby in I'm talking about the Miracle of [Laughter] Life I want to give birth to your child now hurry up and tell me how to do it I missed that day in school why don't you should go ahead and give it to me you don't even have to pay alimony is this bit in the ground yet I think we've got 20 more minutes yeah yeah all right let's keep adding incrementally less funny things I'm going to kiss you so you better make sure what's the rush life I love speed I want to run faster but the hot sand hurts ow new favorite [Music] character such a good oh my God I love him give me a piss colored beat dude I you just gave yourself the beat no but I mean like Rhymes that's not the beat though right right but that what that's what I meant so that's everything but okay I like to piss I never miss hey Aaron's dad can I get a kiss that was good freestyled three okay here we go a little bomb spot Don't Mind If I Do key one nothing wrong with three two nothing wrong with three three three's already three four we [ __ ] don't deserve animals dude sure we do no they're way cooler than we are some of them are most of them some of them leave some strong room to be dis oh like what the baboon eating the deer while the deer's still alive tell me one thing that's not cool about that uh I want to keep going to licking licking Hills I want to be the licking penis good stuff well I didn't talk to that guy that was in there I feel like an idiot oh well I didn't cuz you were talking about something and I didn't want to interrupt you so so you just decided to do the wrong thing in the game no I just I I figured there was stuff I could do that would not be like I just didn't want there was it was a character and he would have been like hello and I would have been like shut up Dan I understand and I didn't want to do that I didn't want to be rude to my friend Dan I wanted my friend Dan to finish his sentence so I guess kind of in a way it's your fault no dad in my mouth daddy going to reach in my mouth going to reach for that schlong and put it in my mouth oh yeah going to suck so hard on that dick yeah Daddy's dig going to be in my mouth tonight baby I didn't want to stop you I was like he's feeling it I was like I'm throwing it I'm throwing it to Dan here we go just like give us your best sucking dad's dick beat dude I don't know I didn't I didn't consent to this let's hear what you got come on what does the oh okay good stuff good stuff I didn't know he threw it that was like just never could could it have been clearer that you had outsmarted him I'll offer you a deal okay you lay down your weapons and I'll give you a quick death what do you say my contract was open to the highest bidder but I've already signed yes your death certificate nothing comes between me and my gold nothing good wa he's so well animated beaves beaves yeah like multiple beavers bro there's a lot of beaves In this River you never say [ __ ] like that bro a beaves a [ __ ] damn beaves not not [ __ ] around I'm going to get bees beaves sugar beeves bro he's so easy I'm about to die this is Child's Play game over yo this is so hard I thought it was so easy but it's not that is a problem with things that are hard they're not easy daddy who where did these guys come from the the court Jesters bro I don't have time for this dog calm down [ __ ] man I didn't know there'd be peeps yeah you think I could deal with Peeps and beaves at the same time Boy Aaron this is this is an ass whooping I'm sorry it's [ __ ] hard I'm trying with all my [ __ ] might dude I know no no no oh oh God damn it the hitbox is so [ __ ] huge it doesn't even touch me bro as long as I avoid the Fireballs we're all good oh I didn't avoid the fireballs no you got beaves like more than halfway down though God [ __ ] damn it why don't you believe in me ever I do believe no you don't you're always [ __ ] saying things I believes I've got the Bey believes [ __ ] it's [ __ ] hard he's he's almost down halfway no there you go I don't care about the Rocks I don't care about the Rocks the rocks can suck my dick the rocks can [ __ ] just absolutely obliterate my ball sack with their mouth and nose less Rock more beaves [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] God the [ __ ] Fireball beaves beaves calm the [ __ ] down with the Fireballs why you always dying I always dying oh my God stop [ __ ] dying no no no why did I do that why did I [ __ ] jump right into the fireball I'm such an idiot [ __ ] goofball see You' got this covered I don't need to say anything no the flame the flame no The Rock God I'm a failure I'm a failure no you're I wanted so badly to do something and be someone in my life and I'm I'm this now I'm doing this and I'm failing at it I can't even and I you could just [ __ ] Google R it 100% playthrough and some guy would absolutely stomp this in 6 seconds and it would be nothing to him and it meant nothing to him he [ __ ] did the whole playthrough and recorded the video and uploaded it and was like what else is in my life now I'm going to go watch a movie right now this is it this is all I [Music] do [ __ ] beaves d D beef at his beaves in his goddamn peeps die die please please please for the love of Christ give me retribution try ducking like you can't duck under that the hitbox is too big are you sure I've done it before you've successfully ducked yes so great I have a sense of the the the the [ __ ] box I should call it [ __ ] freestyle in AVGN lyrics now at this point God damn [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] I can't I'm so compromised right now you remember right at the beginning I was like bro this is so easy yeah I just just kiss me already I can't I can't just get it over with end my suffering only my wife could [ __ ] see this she like I'm done I'm done suck my dick down with the Fireballs who that did a lot of damage the bomb yeah bro oh oh okay okay okay okay yes please yes please Daddy likey everybody shooting the bombs at the boy boy is shooting the bombs boy no no BM boy die oh my God there's more enemies that's okay no no no no no no no I was so close you saw that you saw how close was very close that was very close yeah yeah yeah yep [ __ ] you be yeah I hope di took life insurance out on you good fantastic I like that he burned to death off screen I'm dying on purpose okay I did that on purpose let it be known God damn it I did it on purpose I'm not bad I'm just bad at games oh you can break the sides yeah I saw that and I'm oh [ __ ] why would you do that dude I [ __ ] I don't know all right it's tough it's killing me it's killing me inside that I can't just play games well all right it's done my whole life has been that oh my God this stage is just absolutely annihilating my ball oh man I've got the whole breakdown of what you need to do really yeah what is it um go [ __ ] yourself go all right it's a it's a several step process Ready Step One go give the give the fungus to the snail in cagwin cave okay hold on I'm doing this puzzle ah no give the I'm not I'm here okay I'm not in cogn cave right now I'm sorry to say I appreciate it just [ __ ] let me cook so in in Cogan cave there's a snail you want to give the fungus to him yeah then he'll give you the salt what salt the snail salt okay and you give that to the fish cooking lady uh-huh and then she'll give you a Cleaver shovel uh-huh and then you give that to globber oh in swamp Glover and then and only then can you go [ __ ] yourself there's a puzzle in braid that's kind of like this in the video game braid like with the the redheaded Archer what no not brave no okay then I have no idea what we're talking about bra's a video game where you could you can reverse time and the whole thing is about like reversing time oh so like it's like if you had to ch to change your feet would you totally we're talking about the same [Music] [Laughter] thing oh I'm happy I can make you smile Daddy's going to kiss your dad and everybody's going to have a dad daddy is my dad no no no so why would he kiss himself daddy oh as in you yes daddy is going to kiss your dad saying well what the [ __ ] should I be watching [Laughter] this this might be my favorite part of the whole [Laughter] game just a little longer that's such a good bit yeah that's really funny must have been a fun day in the vocal booth here you go wow oh my God this whole game is worth it for this I know that's really funny smart chain sword oh man that looks awesome princess why don't you join us power is all that matters your thumb's weird unlike you I value my honor how that who is this guy oh he's on the Run Nole key he's the noodle [Music] king whoops well then wow one hit okay take that potion yes always really good God you absolute King oops [ __ ] off off yes oh it was easy dog my father showed you Mercy once you're right he was honorable I won't make the same mistake no don't kill me good well Aaron did you enjoy the game that wasn't the guy get him princess go get who luck find you it's time I finish this for good how okay I got a jewel wow just really inspiring stuff man I'm a [ __ ] idiot no bro you're so much smarter than I am no no it's true okay just take the [ __ ] compliment dude all right thank you well I mean it's easier to take a compliment when it's just a compliment and not like a put down of you like right in front of your face whatever I'm doing it I know I know you are I just don't want to reinforce your bad habits of self-loathing and shitthead third person in the room said I have to yell don't talk to my f don't talk about my friend that way to you oh yeah would you're like I'm such an idiot I'd be like shut the [ __ ] up you don't get to talk to him like that he's wonderful you're being so [ __ ] [ __ ] you should be ashamed of yourself and feel terrible idiot you're disgusting I cause disgus in people on purpose what what you don't I guess you don't it's kind of myo you call people disgusting that means modus operandi no I cause disgust in people oh oh I don't call people disgusting I'm not [ __ ] mean yeah idiot you disgust me oh this level is pissy if you say disgusting you better be talking about the wind disgusting like so much silence in the room I like oh no one's getting it disgusting no this is going well friend my friend my name is Dan your name is Dan your name is Dan right you are everybody dies in one single hit take a [ __ ] if you get hit by this rock you're a terrible person and you're disgusting yeah all right all right all right all right right right which way do I go which way do I go which way do I go what the [ __ ] was that all about it took me to nothing it took me to nothing you saw I did all alone what a Pity he looks bad I will end your pathetic peaceloving bloodline when your life ends my reain begins die oh oh no no more books oh the books oh wow he just he just pieced out high low high low Ren he can't go nowhere I will always return no matter how many times you trapped me in that book I will end your kingdom I don't have the book of oin the jeel what are you doing Saturday oh [ __ ] wait no with your power we can rule the kingdom together you will never threaten phomore again for good no get back damn oh jeez wow good H say it [ __ ] him on this day forward phomore will belong to all of its citizens socialism we've won I'm dead Cloud a that's great yeah you did it yo [ __ ] everybody go goddamn buy this game suck my dick okay well do one of those things buy the game both looks like you've got a baby penis looks like you've got a baby penis looks like you've got looks like you got baby penis today and what do I got in

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Keywords: arzette, game grumps, cdi, zelda, cutscenes, animations, beeves, rage, arin, egoraptor, loses it, danny, boss, fail, rocks, fire, singing, song, dad, kiss, gameplay, best moments, laughter moments, compilation, funny, reaction

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Length: 29min 42sec (1782 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2024