FUNNY JEENIE WEENIE COMEDY COMPILATION | [ 2 HOUR+ ] Jeenie Weenie True Story on Cabin Crew

this is honestly the worst job the things that we have to do seriously like then quit I need to pay the bills okay and stop complaining because it's annoying you hate this job too you never do anything I love my job I just choose not to work what excuse me when can I smoke I'm sorry sir there's no smoking on board no when the no smoking sign turns off I can smoke no there's no smoking on board well i've smoked before I mean like 20 years ago fine then why don't you open the doors and let me smoke outside okay with the following Passenger please make yourself known to any crew member [Music] hello my friend is the [ __ ] back that's me [ __ ] lick Pilots are so hot I'm gonna try to date one you don't need two you're new they're coming for you what do you mean they like the newbies it's true you have a smell right that can't be true or maybe let's see who here has been with the pilot for six months of flying be honest I left my book back at the airport sorry to hear that maybe you can call lost and found after we land can you just turn the plane around oh I'm sorry we can't we only do that for medical or other emergencies oh I can't breathe I think I'm allergic to these crackers Mary can you grab the EpiPen what's up don't worry Miss it's just a small needle that we jab to the side of your thigh and it'll help you with your allergic reaction sorry I'm good Stephen can you please give the lady in 15c her breakfast good morning ma'am here's your omelette is there anything else I can grab you no bring me mother mother I'm sorry I I don't understand mother bring me mother whose mother your mother my mother Mother Teresa I don't know what you want me to do lady ma'am that's an omelette Steven you're not supposed to yell at the passengers it's not my fault she's not making any sense mother to bring me there mother she's talking about the egg's mother she wants chicken mother true Tales from the skies let's go ma'am what are you doing I'm trying to open the window so I can throw up my baby's diaper man we're on a plane I know what's your point and even if we weren't on a plane that's still messed up so please just give me the diaper Tales from the skies let's go which country are we flying over right now ma'am we're going from LA to New York yeah I know the cities are both in the United States so so we're flying over the United States excuse me ma'am what are you doing I'm looking for the toilet that is a door to the outside the toilet is right over here thank you foreign that's a wall at the toilet of this door next to it no no you push push the door no push it won't open I got it for you go ahead [Music] me how young Isaiah I'm Korean that's how you say hello is Mandarin I'm Korean so it's whatever lady Nihao oh you were making fun of me that was a good one that was funny in case we blow up in the air there's parachutes right yes of course but it's just for the crew what I'm just joking oh thank goodness we don't have any what thing hello what can I help you with the plane is shaking way too much like I almost spilled my coffee and this plane is so noisy it's like I can't even hear my friend so the shake is coming from the turbulence that we're just flying through right now and um the noise is coming from the engines okay then just turn off the engines oh got me lipstick excuse me oh I'm sorry sorry tight space you know yeah my squats you know so my ass has just been pumping popping and squats do that Merry Christmas everyone I know it sucks we're like working today but I think we can still have some fun how about we play secret Santa with things we find on the plane yeah let's do it okay pick a name we'll meet back in 30 minutes I got you Heather leftover first class chocolates Merry Christmas oh oh thanks I got you two no way how fun I thought you meant buy something from the duty-free card so I got you skincare holy crap Merry Christmas fish I love you you know me so well are those from our bar cart because if you get caught with those when we land you're gonna get fired [Music] to uh that's why I get rid of the evidence and here's your gift oh seat seven a can I help you are you with anybody no I'm alone me be in the toilet [Music] and that's how I met your father oh my god it feels nice right I have been doing a thousand squats a day I'm so flattered you've noticed actually I don't think you got it right the first time I think you didn't really get in there and squeeze it you don't understand how nice it is like it's really firm squeeze it touch it touch it touch it foreign good afternoon sir we're starting our meal service now would you care for something to drink get me another server is there a problem sir I refuse to be served by an Asian sorry I'm actually in charge of this section so it will be me serving you sir you can stop talking to me now because I don't understand Asian so just get me your supervisor certainly sir hello you requested to speak to me the server can't even speak English and I need someone that can understand me so can you just send me someone else sir Oliver Crews speak English and you are sitting in her Section so you will be served by her I don't want an Asian serving me all right I don't know if anyone has ever told you this sir but uh you're Asian what does that matter okay well your request is denied my colleague over here will continue to serve you because this indeed is her Section if you have a problem with that I can tell the captain to turn the plane around so we can offload you you will further be blacklisted off this Airline so what would you like to do fine I just want you to drink anything then [Music] sir would you like chicken or beef for your meal still at it all right all right okay [Music] sir would you like a snack or a drink are you sure because this flight is 16 hours and if you don't oh oh okay okay [Music] sir we're serving dinner now are you sure you don't want anything okay please at least have some water you're looking a little bit up oh okay you know what I give up I give up [Music] thank you I hope you enjoyed your flight have a nice day where's that mean guy I didn't seem weak yet oh yeah I don't know I haven't seen them sir please is there a doctor on board it's an emergency oh I can help I'm a doctor she doesn't look so good what's the diagnosis doctor so my diagnosis is some acne rosacea maybe some mild melasma around the sides I could definitely have helped her with this if only she was still breathing excuse me what oh I forgot to introduce myself I'm Dr Joyce Park dermatologist oh [ __ ] you're so handsome boy what you do poor job I'm a plastic surgeon oh me live too I want to live too give me discount oh man no I can't no why because you're perfect foreign ER [Music] [Applause] [Music] sugar babes hello hey is Johnny there no he's not here right now who's this oh this is Chris his girlfriend girlfriend what are you talking about this is his wife speaking oh hell no we've been dating for the last eight months excuse me we've been married for the last six years you have got to be kidding me anymore okay Tom I want everything I bought him back like his Tesla and his product gift certificate I just gave him and you can tell him I'm removing his ass off my Netflix account just kidding I'm just a sister yo I'll tell John you called okay uh welcome to the family bye Excuse Me Miss yes feel my shirt what boyfriend material um I don't know I think it looks a little clingy cheap and hard to maintain to me Miss can I get a Coke please of course Sandra 40c is looking for you oh okay hello you asked for me yeah I uh wanted a Coke Quincy the passengers wanted a Coke really that's so weird okay team before we depart we're gonna do a quick safety quiz all right first question what is the pre-flight Security check for our halons Lindsay how about you tell me the last time you actually had to use a Halon and I'll tell you yeah that's what I thought the needle should be in the green zone very good Sandra Sucka hey what's a Halon the fire extinguisher yes all right uh so what happens if uh it's not in the green zone and there's a fire we all die we die okay everybody just shut up do your checks make sure the needle is in the green zone if there's a fire nobody dies okay fast oh don't worry sweetie I hope you find your parents what's your name Genie what a beautiful name Genie do you remember where you were sitting yeah it was dark and cold and I was all alone okay I'm just going to ask my friend for help just wait one second okay sweetie do you know where this kid was kid was sitting what kid uh I swear she was just here okay well let's just check um no we have no kids on this flight no there was a kid here with pigtails and a pink panther doll oh no wait there is a kid on this flight oh no in cargo though cargo you know that's so sad and her name was Genie such a cute name Genie right right see ya [Music] why is that man tied to his feet well sweetie he decided to assault some passengers and crew so we decided to restrain him but what if he needs to go to the bathroom yeah gotta go let me free oh well then we just give him a blanket and she can go in a seat there you go huh you're joking right I'm being really serious I gotta go number one or number two can't do this where are my rights well you probably should have thought about that before you decided to punch someone in the face yeah oh no oh wow what a beautiful house why wasn't this sold in 20 years as the realtor I have a responsibility to disclose that over 20 years ago family of five was brutally murdered and the murderer chopped them up into pieces and ate them before killing himself residents have claimed that this property is haunted but who believes in haunted houses anyways right I guess that happened so long ago but oh my God oh she's she's playing around just think of her as like a friendly neighborhood it's fair you know just [Music] no I don't think I want this house listen take the house today and I'll knock off fifty thousand dollars from the purchase price I'll take it your first time flying alone good we're the flight attendants nice to you yes very nice good can you let me talk to one of them because I just want to let them know I'm just going to be a little late picking you up no they busy right now busy doing what they're supposed to be next to you at all times um they talking to the police police is everything okay what's that sound that's the alarm there's fire peoples and police it's the jury running around oh my God oh my God don't move I'm almost there I'm gonna come in to get you okay you can't come in the airport is on lockdown why they're looking for someone right now me [Music] go check her out it's an off-duty flight attendant she's cute I'm gonna go pick her up what are you gonna say bro come on I know every single Airline slogan out there I'm just gonna whip out the one that she works for and then oppressor what airline does short I mean I can't really tell that I got this wish me luck good luck hey uh did you just finish making the sky the best place on Earth no fly the friendly Skies or come fly with me come fly Come Fly Away the friendliest name in flight no uh world class worldwide fly the American way I don't think it's catch our smile Virgin Atlantic more experienced than her name suggests excellence in plighter what the [ __ ] do you want [Laughter] you you can't run around like this it's dangerous what where are your parents go back to your seat okay don't tell my kid what to do man you can't have your child running around the aircraft on supervised it's very dangerous he's a kid kids run around man it's actually for your child's safety I know the seatbelt sign is turned off but we do get unexpected turbulence sometimes and if that happens your kid's gonna go flying I've flown thousands of times and I could assure you that it's never been a problem if you don't care I don't care [Music] [Applause] [Music] sir I need you to sit down please what no no no no no no I'm not letting hiding you I need you to sit down don't come to me go to your seat go to your seat it's very dangerous what are you doing don't get your bag oh no we're Landing sir sir sit down sit down [Music] oh what are you doing babe where is oh found it oh yes of course I'll marry you what ladies and gentlemen the couple over there just got engaged no this is my group life ring your groove life ring they have really cute designs for girls too I'll buy you one [Music] can I help you with oh where are the 20 meals that were here I gave it out already how did you give them out if I have the vegetarian list right here huh M it was labeled special meals yeah I gave it to the passengers that were really nice and and I thought was special oh no what do we do now just pick out the chicken from the regular meals that's disgusting you gotta touch people's food do you want to deal with 20 hangry passengers oh there's chicken bacon Captain Eric and our first officer Vanessa would like to first thank you for choosing excuse me did you say Vanessa yes first officer Vanessa are pilots a woman yes Vanessa's a woman no I don't feel safe having a Woman fly This Plane she has over a thousand hours in Flight experience she's more than capable of getting you there safely no you need to do something about this this is not right certainly sir my apologies for the delay I was just taking out the trash we will be arriving in New York shortly where the local time is 5 p.m you mean 3 P.M the flight was only 3 hours there's a time zone difference ma'am so we're traveling into the Future No we're just in a different time zone well every second of every day we're advancing into our own future so if we're in their future when they're advancing into their future we have forwarded to their future right [Music] are you new or something I've never seen you before yes this is my first shift first shift wow exciting [Music] would you be a doll and take this to the passenger sitting in 13c 13c okay but we don't have real dirt what [Music] I don't want to get in trouble so you're saying that you gave the cream puff to the passenger in 13c yes I gave it to 13c there's something really loud in this plane it's giving me a headache could you please figure out what it is I don't know it could be the engines or something and just do something about it I I could keep you earplugs if you'd like no no no I have my own earplugs I can still hear it sound is actually the engines okay so then can you tell the captain to turn it off what are you looking at pay attention foreign so there's a passenger complaining that the engines are too loud can you please turn him off yeah sure makes sense shoe she's new yeah initiation oh initiation hey it's your turn to check the air quality in each cabin and then make sure to give it to the captain okay check the air quality and give it to the captain hi Captain I have the air quality sample for you what yeah okay Mom excuse me you so handsome boy thank you you shingle uh yes I could tell this so my daughter she shingles too she okay kill me Lindsay what your lipstick needs to be red ew no I look gross in red you know it's company standard change it or you're off this flight oh fine someone give me a red lipstick someone give me a red lipstick hey are you okay which seat was it sir your trash what did you say you're trash can't talk to me like that in your hand oh did you see that Viral clip on the news where that guy got duct taped to his chair on his flight this happened on Frontier Airlines yes I saw that was such an unfortunate event I know right poor passenger I oh poor whoa yeah they treated him like an animal taping him to his chair taping his mouth so he can't talk like brutal you do realize that he's sexually assaulted and punched the flight attendants and was a threat to other passengers right oh seriously this world is so sensitive nowadays like he was just drunk these things can happen so what you're saying right now is that if you're drunk you get a free pass for this sort of violent Behavior yeah absolutely oh okay attention all passengers due to bad weather our flight has been delayed until further notice she's a liar part of me I just spoke to my husband in LA and it's clear skies Sunny yes but there's still over 2 500 miles of weather we need to fly through that makes no sense it's sunny here Sunny there as we fly from New York to L.A there's different types of weather in between it still doesn't make any sense I don't know what to say to that I really don't sir we should just walked off and I thought she boarded the play but she's not in her seat I'm sure she's on board sir the ground staff has confirmed everyone is on board have you checked the toilets by any chance I did I looked everywhere she actually airplane please don't take off don't worry sir we won't until we locate your wife hey what's going on he says his wife is missing he thinks she didn't board the plane what oh she's on board for sure there's no missing passengers can you just let the captain know about the situation and I'll just do a pa okay oh my oh my ladies and gentlemen wow could Anita Cox please make yourself known to cabin crew Anita Cox thank you excuse me it's been like two hours I'm gonna miss my connecting flight this is all my fault I should have just bought her the bag she wanted sir the captain told us that we cannot delay this flight any longer we have double checked to make sure that she is on this flight her ticket has been scanned so she's definitely on here unfortunately we will be offloading her luggages would you like for us to upload your luggage as well offload my luggage too please certainly so what we need to do now is actually check every single person's boarding pass just to double check again dude leave her ma'am as you heard from the announcement we are looking for a missing passenger may I please check your boarding pass ma'am we've been looking for you for the last two hours didn't you hear the Public Announcement your husband is very worried about you so I didn't want to talk to him ma'am you've delayed this aircraft for two hours many of these passengers will miss their connecting flights because of you so that's not my problem you know what you know what you're right you shouldn't be a problem either I'll get to us part baby baby now this area is for first class passengers only oh I just want to use the toilet the other one has a long line I'm so sorry about that they actually pay a premium so that they can use those toilets oh okay I say hello to my printer in the first class ma'am I know you're the same lady from before just with glasses and with probably one of the worst Korean accents I've ever heard she's on KitchenAid oh I hurt my back I need to lie down can you let me lie down in there you dropped a 20. where [Music] I would love to be a flight attendant one day ew why they're like servants in the sky all they do is give you like peanuts and stuff really oh my God you're choking help called for me miss my friend my friend's choking please do something oh I see um peanuts so you open the can pour it in the glass and then you give it to the passenger any questions Emily uh yeah uh can't we just skip the can cause it seems like kind of waste to put it in another cup it's just a service standard Emily don't question it why do we have to open it when we can just give it to them because passengers will put this in their bag and ask for another one to keep stealing more drinks it's brief though so who cares okay class dismissed what it's like to invest in crypto upgrade your seat no freaking way thank you this is amazing welcome to business class Mrs Lee no I'm not Mrs Lee my apologies let me take you to your correct seat this is a joke right you're joking no we don't guarantee anything so can I get my original seat back trust me just stay there and I'll find something better for you holy crap I've been precise what the [ __ ] foreign Crystal I just want to let you know this is the best smelling plant I've ever been on I know I know because I have a monthly subscription of fragrances with centered where I get to choose from over 600 Brands real 100 authentic sample size nope how much 16 but you can use my code and get it for eleven dollars for the first month yeah right oh I said no ice seriously you have one job to serve and you can't even get that right how are you still employed my apologies I'll make you another one and wait another 15 minutes for you to take your time to bring it to me forget it forever okay oh sorry very much my daughter say sorry I'm sorry oh my God that passenger my section is so annoying why would items she asked for something else it's like within the last five minutes I brought her 10 items hello there's like other passengers on here why can't you ask for it all at once oh sweetie you need to be slower that way they know you take forever so they're gonna ask for it all at once hey you're up please it's your turn I don't think so I'll give you 15 minutes on my break please I'll give you 30 minutes of mine loser does it fine one two three three welcome aboard flight 813 with service to Vancouver hello welcome aboard mom did yes I know sweetheart that's why you need to study in school so you don't end up like that right sweetie make sure you study hard so you don't fly economy like your mom um you know how to speak English can you order it yourself how do you order when I'm not around then hello hello what would you like for your meal please license and no chicken I want to yeah do you just have anything that doesn't have any meat in it oh are you a vegetarian no I am Korean Excuse Me Miss Excuse Me Miss what your son keeps kicking the chair in front of him and and it's irritating for the passengers sitting there okay so what do you want me to do about it could you tell your son to stop please stop kicking the chair Miss he's still doing it look if you want him to stop you tell him you want me to educate your child whatever I don't care I'm just trying to watch a movie hi sweetheart do you and your mom want to go skydiving what happened hello sweetheart uh you shouldn't be here where are your parents say yo pretty lady pretty oh oh you want snacks take whatever you want and let's go find your parents excuse me ma'am sorry I found her daughter over in first class and I gave her some snacks I hope that's okay thank you baby check out the flight attendant she's cute she's okay she's checking out right now she's not looking at you she's just looking at the place she's kind would you like a snack yes please thank you we all get that I'm gonna ask her out yeah I mean go for it but I don't think it's gonna happen you know what I saw this one Tick Tock of this guy picking up flight attendant with a note I'm gonna do that you know what I'll bet you 20 bucks she's gonna say yes fine you'll run will you go on a date with me yes or no get ready to pay up because this is golden and oh here she comes Excuse Me Miss just pass something for you thank you trash any more trash track thank you there's not enough space in this middle seat can you please move me oh I'm sorry Miss we're actually fully booked an economy um unless uh any of these passengers want to switch with you I asked they said no I don't understand why I wasn't given a choice well most likely these passengers booked early so they got to choose their seats first see a seat over there in business can I just sit there uh you need to pay for a business class you know what just get me someone in charge okay uh let me just go get the Purser is there a problem here I'm just outside attended over there which is so mean to me she was so rude I was like I told her I was claustrophobic and I just asked if I could have seen it are you rubbing your eyes with an onion excuse me sorry to bother you but uh I was just wondering if if you had anywhere that had maybe two empty seats um it's quite small and just it's just really uncomfortable oh my goodness I know these seats are tiny um actually see two free seeds but oh there's an empty MDC space there I'll move you hey can I sit there too no oh my you took out that water from before right oh Ma'am I need to inspect your luggage no problem not allowed oh what is this oh that's my pee Oh happy pear make me feel pretty pretty nice oh foreign well they're not labeled or in its containers so I don't know what this is no problem they're not drugs oh my you can't say that word here well I said not drugs yeah I'm gonna get this checked great now we're gonna be late why would you bring that it's not what you think it's a massage so it's exactly what I think it is you use pure very nice no stress face roller it's face roller interesting designer decided to go with you get to one I show you how to use it please stop no uh hello there must be some mistake I always sit in first class and this is economy oh let me see um yeah it does say you booked an economy ticket so that's correct I don't book my own ticket you should follow up with the person that booked your ticket then do you not know who my husband's best friend's son is I really don't CEO of no one gives a [ __ ] Incorporated I uh John Smith ma'am I don't know who he is oh my God breath mint hello something to drink I'll have a double who's not latte non-fat just a little bit of foam actually wait no phone I'm sorry we don't serve that on board but we do have drip coffee well it seems like she got something Starbucks no she probably got that at the airport I don't care where you get it from I don't know how to make this clear to you but the Starbucks is on the ground at the airport we're currently in the sky with the birds are you calling me a bird huh and do you mind just sitting one row behind you're on a wheelchair accessible seat and we would really appreciate it yeah no thanks as you can see there is a wheelchair passenger who would really appreciate that seat they should have reserved the seat then if you move me over to business class I'll move what a wonderful idea fantastic sir I'm just going to bring you up to business hi sweet G yes Emma hello welcome aboard hi I want to be flight attendant you do yes because flight attendants so nice and fun and pretty and funny I have cookie for you you're so cute hold on a second okay so we're actually overbooked in economy and we were looking for some passengers to upgrade to business would you like to go wow thank you very much good job excuse me what's the hold up I'm gonna miss my connecting flight yeah hurry up I'm sorry sir we're just waiting for one more VIP passenger and we should be on our way shortly well well it doesn't matter to you you're getting paid anyways actually no you're not getting paid right now we don't get paid until the doors close and we push back that's crazy aren't you pissed off this is my pissed off face sir what's up sorry I'm late hurry up and sit down hello Sarah what would you like for your meal Uncle Roger will have to eat fried rice here you go enjoy your meal what is this what is this what is this why the rice so wet and the egg look like raw but Uncle Roger make egg fried rice with you you should watch it teach you how to make it properly sir I didn't make that uh the chefs on the ground actually made that and then they froze it for not sure how long but then they give it to me and I just pop it in the oven and give it to you hi uh woman you're trying to kill me usually it's a yes but I swear this time I wasn't excuse me I just want to say you're gorgeous thank you she's all right and who might you be her boyfriend uh for now and every day that she's the most beautiful person on this planet before I throw you off the plane you are the most beautiful person on this planet things you didn't know about cabin crew part 18 let's go do we get any airport perks while we're working of course we do the thing I hate most about airports are these awful long lines but we're working we go straight to the front of the line for all the security checks we get to bypass the Customs line and the valet has our luggage waiting for us and we go outside wear a shuttle like this will be waiting for us to take us to our hotel now that's VIP service I'm so cool all right the quenching's got to stop okay it's very irritating can you please take a chill pill angry lady here I sure feel better but surprisingly very nice of you bro needs to shut up hello I'm checking in thank you and will you be checking in any luggage today just my backpack all right so there will be a backpack fee and I noticed you're wearing a jacket so a jacket charred I'll just take it off and I'll just put it into my backpack all right so a jacket and a backpack charge and will you be wanting a window or an aisle seat oh uh okay uh I'll please great so there'll be an aisle seat fee no just give me whatever seat is free only the middle seats by the toilets are free but they're all taken so so I have to pay regardless that's correct so I'll see and I'll be printing your boarding pass so print fee it's okay I'll just use my phone right internet and will you be using the toilet during the flight I don't know maybe you never know you should get it just in case so there'll be a toilet fee flush fee toilet paper usage fee and we also have cleaning charge odor removal fee and [Music] belt oh on that's mandatory [Laughter] no I give you the seat belt smart choice so with the seat belt fee and safety charge the total comes to 1.2 million dollars baby shark [Music] do do no I'm just gonna sit in this empty seat thanks what is that it stinks seriously why are you eating that on the plane it's so embarrassing foreign [Applause] kidding may I have your attention please if you have misplaced a watch and uh other items in the lavatory please make yourself known to the crew right away thank you hey uh thank you for my watch wonderful can you please verify the brand of watch um a Rolex okay if we find your Rolex we'll let you know excuse me I I left my watch and some money in the toilet can you please verify how much money and the brand of watch I left it on the sink it was a Casio watch and two thousand dollars cash USD here we go you should take better care of this thank you for flying with us have a nice day bye-bye I just wanted to thank you again for returning those items it was our family's life savings and we're just moving to another country to have a better life for myself and my children so thank you so much again thank you you lost my luggage oh hello I didn't lose anything but I will do my best to assist you may I please get your passport and your luggage tag you the company seems same thank you okay yep your luggage is missing that's what I said did you pick up your luggage when you transferred flights no you're supposed to send to my final destination which is here but it's not here actually because you flew internationally you had to pick up your bags clear Customs where you check your bags for this domestic flight how was I supposed to know that we do tell you when you check in and also prior to the plane landing well if someone told me I would have picked it up but clearly no one told me let me called the other airport and locate your bank hello 35456 um yes yes makes sense uh-huh yep that's the one yeah okay thank you so much they found it no they couldn't find it anywhere your bag just disappeared poof did you buy insurance oh well can they look harder it has to be there luggage doesn't just get up and walk away on its own excuse me it's way too hot on this plane can you please turn down the temperature no no no I was just going to ask you to turn up the heat because I'm freezing well we set the plane temperature to around 22 to 24 degrees is usually a comfortable temperature for everyone on the plane oh comfortable okay why don't you tell that to my nipples huh do they look comfortable to you oh is this what we're doing now we're battling it out okay yeah you want to see something look at my pets it's too hot uh we don't have any blankets on this flight um but how about I lend you my jacket I can bring that to you and uh how about a nice ice cold beverage to help cool you down the cold beverage is going to help this the solution is for you to just turn up the heat okay if not fine I'll be filing a complaint no turn down the temperature or I'm filing a complaint so pretty much a loose loose situation for me things you didn't know about cabin crew part 14 long is a cruise ship why don't we break it down the longest shift I've ever had with Emirates was from Dubai to Houston Texas which was 16 hours we also need two hours before the flight for a pre-flight Security checks under briefing then upon Landing we have to let the passengers leave first then we go through customs then we get our bags and then we make it to the hotel which is another let's say two hours so in total it's about 20 hours do you still think you can be cabin crew Miss we need to inspect your bag oh okay sure what is this that's my favorite show pornographic material is illegal in this country no no no no it's not what you think I need to report you what's going on over here she's trying to bring pornographic material into our country Sex in the City I love that show Samantha's my favorite she's good to go I'm gonna be late for my connecting flight is there another way out I'm sorry there's nothing I can do that's the only way out can't you tell all these people to sit down so I can get out or open that door I can't there's no Jet Bridge at the store I don't need a Jet Bridge it's fine just open it you need it to get off we're not in the sky I can get down it's like a long way down lady just open the stupid door right now I need to go on no I miss this flight is all good you can't refund me you're gonna refund me is that what you okay fine hey do you have a ladder or something oops that's time for boarding so I'm just headed to the gate excuse me you dropped something that's trash oh well the garbage can is just right here great so do your job and put it there I'm back oh my God so this cleaner person had the audacity to tell me to do her job and pick up trash off the floor I know like she should be thanking me I'm like giving her something to do oh my God I know like get a real job then anyways listen I'm going to be arriving in Milan at 6 PM so don't be late okay did you say you're going to Milan yeah they just announced a gate change to gate a57 but that's at the other end of the airport oh you better hurry then you're gonna miss a flight hey I gotta go this is the final boarding call for flight to Milan at gate B10 all passengers must board now Final Call hello welcome aboard I have a presents for you oh my goodness [Music] that was really sweet thank you so much Anna how can we get upgrades [Music] what is that I don't know I've never tried it this sweet passenger gave it to us cool let me take [Music] it yeah yeah ow I caught myself oh my son okay thanks summer party you pasta oh I feel like rice oh I'm not gonna have a suck hello welcome aboard hello oh my God I'm so sorry no no no I'm sorry I should have stopped slower I was the one not paying attention I am so sorry I should be more aware of my surroundings I'm sorry please accept my apologies with these dozen 10 bits that is so generous let me help you with okay can we please speed up the politeness we're still bored in it oh [ __ ] I need to pee damn these passengers are afraid sleeping maybe I can just hold it we have two hours to Landing yeah I'm gonna hold it no no can't hold it oh they're waking up oh no they're not off so thirsty too I can't drink water right now wait if I drink a cup of water right now it'll take me 30 minutes to pee it out no no no not a good idea no not worth it not worth it I'm just gonna wait Tim's thirsty though no no no I can't risk it seriously though what is their problem okay just distract yourself by singing a song Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls no way you idiot you can't sing about water right now I'm such a dumbass oh no okay [ __ ] this [ __ ] supervisor of economy class how can I help you yes the other flight attendant with blonde hair and black glasses has got to be the worst flight attendant ever EST I asked for coffee and then 30 minutes later she brings me socks off I still never got my coffee and she's always on her phone that is so unprofessional and she's got to be the rudest person I have ever met in my entire life there must be a misunderstanding Lindsay is one of the best flight attendants we have we've got to be kidding me yeah you're just as bad as she is you know you know what get me the manager of the plane what do you call it a person certainly and bring me a complaint form hello ma'am I am the person on this plane I understand you have a complaint to file yes that's correct please fill out this complaint form and I will take care of it see now this is great service why count the rest of them be like you I'll file this for you right away thank you you smell bad what oh no no so sorry [Music] oh my you just said his feet so stinky do you have any other questions in regards to sitting in the emergency room yes so where does the door go uh when the door opens it just slides outwards but what if someone is outside the door why would there be someone outside the door like say there was a hike or something and you open the door wouldn't they get injured ma'am hypothetically speaking if there were a crash landing and a hiker happens to be there they're not going to be worrying about the door hey sweetheart are you okay are you lost where are your parents what I'm not supposed to be able to see me um I wonder why people are so scared to poo on the plane it's pretty clean it doesn't smell too bad I should hurry though cause what if there's turbulence and where does the poo go when I flush oh no I hope it doesn't smell people are waiting wait why doesn't this flush oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] or no head do I do should I sneak out do you need some help are you okay you've been ringing the emergency call Button like 20 times sorry bunny how do planes work well honey planes have wings uh like a bird you know uh with engines that spin and uh it just uh but uh you know what uh why don't we ask this nice lady over here she'll tell you so when you flash the Poo travels down the pipes to the back of the plane where it's stored until we land and then after you land the poop is removed I've never heard of poo falling from the sky so let's look it up no God that's not funny no so I'm a little shook right now so apparently there's some older planes that are still flying around right now and they could sometimes leak human waste and it freezes in the air because it's so cold and creates something called blue ice look this is falling from the sky it's like frozen poop lives in Kelowna hey hey did Pooh ever fall from the sky in Kelowna oh yeah oh yeah what what when something stinks excuse me sir you can't eat that on the plane it has a a strong smell but it's so delicious I'm sorry sir it's really upsetting the other passengers I'm just gonna have to get rid of this okay throw it away oh cool next hello okay so I understand that you had in your possession a a remote control car but instead of a car an eggplant is that correct yes were you aware that these items were illegal in the UAE no passport foreign you do realize that I can find you for this all right just next time be more aware of what you're bringing into the country enjoy your stay thank you a strange thing happened on the plane today a group of vampires came on board and told me they were thirsty so after boarding I asked them what they wanted to drink first vampire asked for really hot blood on Genie air we never say no so I found a way to get the blood the second vampire asked for really cold blood so I thought that for her as well but the third vampire just asked me for a hot water super confused I asked her don't vampires only drink blood takes out a used pad and says I'm making tea hey I have to be on this flight [Music] I'm sorry sir this flight has been canceled and I'm currently in the process of rebooking all 200 passengers okay then rebook me right now [Music] I'll be happy to help you sir but I need to help everyone else that's been waiting in line here first if you don't mind just getting in line when it's your turn I'm sure we can figure something out for you I'm in first class do you have any idea who I am and gentlemen we have a passenger here at gate 62 who doesn't know who he is you can help identify him please come to gate 62. you I'm sorry sir you need to get in line for that too duty free anyone duty free great can I please see I don't know makeup skin care perfume these are our most popular products you should definitely check these ones out they're very very good we also have some of these oh I'm sorry you're not supposed to open them that's nice can I actually see what makeup you have there yes we have lots of makeup if you wanted to see them oh look at this one see them see them not used what a nice color it looks different on the skin though so let's take a look oh it's not that's not a tester do you have any perfume yes we have perfume as well but you can't really smell it oh oh no not not what I like okay look I'm so sorry but there is no sampling of our product I think you misunderstood me I'm buying everything you want to buy the entire cart you're flying with us have a nice day bye thank you for everything don't forget to take your duty-free items you purchased oh this is all I wanted you can just like throw the rest away or whatever bye hey can I take these well nothing in this manual says we can't take a passenger's trash yeah yeah hello welcome aboard excuse me excuse me hello yes can I help you with anything please take my coat and store it laying flat sure uh unfortunately there's nowhere on the plane I can store it like that but you can fold it and you can put it in the overhead bins fold this fold this my fur coat out okay well I can check first class and see if there's any space in the coat closet there and hang this with other coats no do you know how much this costs what you're going to do is lay flat in first class seats okay I saw some empty seats up there I'm sorry we can't we can't give your coat to seat in first class but you can put it in the overhead bins or underneath the seat in front of you you are so rude and incompetent get me your supervisor hello I'm the person of the plane what my colleague here has just told you is our procedure your coat has now delayed the whole plane you can either choose to put your coat away or you and your coat may leave the plane hello what can I get you for dinner yes what does the chicken come with the chicken comes with rice broccoli carrots and peas okay I'll take the chicken but without the peas our meals are actually pre-made We Can't customize it like that oh but but I can eat peas do you have an allergy yes okay then I recommend the lamb there's no peas in that no I can't eat lamb okay then how about get the chicken and just not eat the peas I don't understand you should be able to accommodate special meals if you needed a special meal you just had to order it before the flight maybe I'll just starve to death okay that's your choice no wait I'll take the chicken hello can I get you anything to drink yes what you have we have coffee tea juices soda alcoholic beverages putty oh it's all free uh I have boots you don't even drink foreign as cabin crew sometimes passengers leave us gifts these gifts are so thoughtful instead of peeing in their seats they put it in a bag for us oh some passengers get a bit creative and yeah pee in a bottle capacitors really just don't give a [ __ ] and go oh yeah and I also got peed on before things you didn't know about cabin crew part 20 let's go in order to handle all types of emergencies cabin crew is required to take security training there will be some situations where we need to restrain passengers because they've become really violent and we are trained to use this as a last resort sometimes we even get help from other passengers but this will only happen as a last resort I know one day of security training doesn't sound like enough we will do whatever is necessary to protect our passengers and our fellow crew also I don't need training because estoy sorry to interrupt whatever you're doing but there's a passenger choking another passenger in there what what are you doing drawing my son's underwear with the AC why because it's wet he had an accident oh chill out I'm washing the toilet you didn't bring an extra pair in your carry-on maybe if I did I wouldn't be doing this now would I uh maybe your son can go without underwear just for the next couple hours it oh no that's so gross and uncomfortable for him what's gross and uncomfortable is you having the entire plane inhaling your son's Poo-Pourri that was rude foreign I'm filing a complaint what is your name my name's Lindsay Tales from the skies let's go ma'am are you okay can I get you anything oh yeah I just couldn't find the puke Pig if you need it the puke bags are located in the seat pocket in front of you oh I didn't see that but it's okay here are you trying to give me vomit yeah can you take this hey hi what you do for a job oh I'm a doctor oh really ah it's not my type due to an overbooking we're looking for one volunteer to take the next flight out tomorrow and in exchange we'll be giving you a 200 travel credit three hundred dollars four hundred dollars five hundred dollars hello I'll take the next flight four thousand dollars cash 750 dollars yeah I don't think there's anyone else you see they all got places to go people to see I'm alone so I might as well make some Bank out of my situation know what I'm saying fine thousand dollars travel credit no cash seriously oh and I would like a hotel because the flight is tomorrow and I need a place to stay that's reasonable and I would like to be upgraded to first class on my flight tomorrow okay and I would like a massage voucher for the stress that this flight change has caused don't push it I'll take it Miss I think you're my seat oh yes I need the extra like space because of a medical condition do you mind sitting in my seat 30b I'm sorry to hear that but I'm actually traveling with my family and we reserved the seat I have a medical condition I need the seat sir I need you to keep moving you're holding up the boarding process I'm so sorry but this lady's in my seat man can you please go back to your assigned seat I will help you after you want me to be in pain for the entire flight you know what it's okay it's okay I'll go sit in your seat sir that was really sweet of you you know you didn't have to do that right don't worry about it it's not a big deal here enjoy these first class goodies let me know if you need anything else okay could I get one of those snacks no hi can I get a sandwich please that'll be ten dollars please thank you hi can I help you with anything oh no I'm just waiting for the toilet just let me know if you need anything okay oh that's so sweet I'm actually crew don't worry about it wait your crew did you pay for lunch yeah I had the sandwich it was pretty good oh um no you do not pay on my flight okay here here's ten dollars thank you so much oh excuse me ma'am you just need to keep your mask on yeah no thanks well um you need to keep your mask on please I can't breathe do you want me to die no of course not but hey good oh okay uh there's a passenger that's refusing to keep her mask on what okay let me talk to her strategy one be informative excuse me or Airline policies clearly state that all passengers need to wear a face mask the duration of the flight yeah like I told your little friend earlier I have a medical condition I can't breathe so I don't need to wear a mask okay I'm sorry to hear that may I please see your doctor's note I don't need a doctor to tell me I can't breathe I'm telling you that I have difficulty breathing when you first booked your ticket and when you checked in for this flight you knew about our policies you want to talk about policy your company made me take the vaccine and now the government is tracking me everywhere I go that's what you guys made me do and now you want me to wear a mask that doesn't even make any sense nobody forced you to get the vaccine man we just require a mask especially Japanese garden was one see I'm vaccinated uh that's a boba stamp card it doesn't matter okay I'm vaccinated so I can't get covered I can't get any of you guys coped so just like leave me alone uh yeah she won't listen to me either guys come on didn't you pay attention in training I got this strategy too ultimate customer service excuse me ma'am oh my God what I would first like to apologize that we are making you wear these masks I know they're so uncomfortable I I hate them so much as well I can barely breathe in as well but unfortunately this is our company policy and we're just doing our job and I would really appreciate it if you could just wear your mask just for the next couple hours can you please no oh no that didn't work ugh amateurs I got it strategy three threat hey lady put on your mask excuse me I said put on your mask now you talk to me like that you disrespect my colleagues absolutely I can talk to you like that children behave better than you that's it it's embarrassing oh wow and now you're comparing me to a child that would be a compliment for you now put on your mask or what what are you gonna do you're gonna scrap me to my chair you can force me to wear this mask like an animal yeah I've seen YouTube I know what you guys do that is an option but that seems like a lot of work for me I'm going to give you one more opportunity to wear your mask off due to an overbooking we're looking for one volunteer to take the next flight out tomorrow and in exchange we'll be giving you a 200 travel credit three hundred dollars four hundred dollars five hundred dollars hello I'll take the next flight four thousand dollars cash 750 dollars yeah I don't think there's anyone else you see they all got places to go people to see I'm alone and depressed so I might as well make some Bank out of my situation know what I'm saying fine thousand dollars travel credit no cash seriously and I would like a hotel because the flight is tomorrow and I need a place to stay that's reasonable and I would like to be upgraded to first class on my flight tomorrow okay and I would like a massage voucher for the stress that this flight change has caused don't push it I'll take it welcome aboard welcome good moral my lady okay it's weird uh excuse me ma'am is that thing real why yes it's a real sword how did you get that on the plane you Lord's Aggie gate let's die through oh my God of course they put the crazy lady in my section I don't think so lady stop with the lies I tell you the truth okay why would you bring a sword on the plane a lady must always protect thyself in case of any danger we living in no Renaissance times okay you know what I don't even care just hurt anybody okay hey watch this hey why you want more hey crazy lady yes my lady you want to trade you need to wear your mask for the entire flight oh I'm vaccinated so I don't need my mask let me get my vaccination card that's wonderful uh but unfortunately our airline's still you're not hearing me I'm vaccinated I just can't find my card right now but you I can prove it I can prove it it's our policy ma'am you need to wear them huh found it I'll prove it wait uh just give me give me one second here oh my God what are you doing you know when no when you're vaccinated your magnetized just give me a second it works I don't know what you're doing but can you please stop and just wear your mask if it doesn't work I'll wear the mask okay just just hold on just hold on ah crap hello lost and found yeah um I found a baby on the plane I'm here you forgot your baby forget no I left him there on purpose so that I can take my bags to the gate because I can't carry both at the same time so you left your baby yeah so you left your baby alone yes so you left your baby alone without telling anyone how many times you have to say yes are you stupid or something are you can I please get a diaper for my baby oh I'm sorry we don't have diapers on board you have no diapers what am I gonna do um will I see another family over there with a baby I can ask them for you maybe they can spare one you know what forget it I'll figure it out okay can I just get the baby formula now so I can feed my babies getting really hungry oh we we don't carry baby formula what it says meals are included in this flight yes uh regular meals what am I supposed to do now I think we're over at Walmart right now I can drop you off Lindsay I need your help it's an emergency literally really everything is an emergency so go away I'm serious I think someone's dying is there a doctor on board yes but we still need you to help then they have a better chance of surviving than if I help them boy there you go oh my God they're Sanders vitamins vitamins to sleep okay okay stop stop it's weed candy okay marijuana oh sure how are you feeling on there did you finish with your beverage service yes I did exactly what you said I served coffee and tea along with a cream fresh milk sugar and swelled up we don't have fresh milk no we do I find some in the fridge oh my God that's breast milk cows have breasts excuse me may I please get the milk I stored here earlier ma'am please keep your mask on for the entire flight I recently had knee surgery so I'm exempt from wearing a mask sorry what I had a knee surgery do you mind showing me where your knee is what kind of stupid question is that I just want to confirm something here oh thank God I thought you didn't know what a knee was that is perfectly fine ma'am your knee is exempt from wearing a mask but your face still needs one ma'am I need to inspect your luggage no problem okay see um yes I mean if you just want to tell me what you're looking for I can help you find please don't touch anything sorry do you have an electric toothbrush anywhere no an electric shaver perhaps no maybe a microphone no immersion blender I don't even know what that is or maybe a remote control car but instead of a car it's an eggplant huh do you have any battery operated device oh yeah if you open up that little pouch I have my vibration ma'am that is illegal in our country excuse me why please go see that officer over there am I going to Chase driving everyone crazy and she won't listen like where are her parents ugh I got it you want some chocolate follow me [Music] you want stuff do you want some yummy almost there Yama oh you want to go on my image yeah okay sure I'm not you want another massager that's what you bought this for and you just bought that like what is this supposed to do I'm not even gonna ask you what this is for but I am going to ask you what the hell is this oh that's actually kind of cool but Uma this one is the worst are you going to happen this doesn't look like anything to you Mama it looks like a coach no things you didn't know about cabin crew part 22 let's go at restaurants and hotels people usually tip for great service so do cabin crew get tips for great service for Emirates we're not allowed to receive cash tips however we do receive gifts from time to time I've personally received lots of snacks perfume and even a gold bracelet however there are exceptions to this no cash tip rule a colleague of mine had the chance to fly with Sheikh Ahmed bin Saeed on Mach 2 man assembly he ended up tipping the captain first officer and the Purser the equivalent of five thousand dollars USD each as well as each of the cabin crew one thousand dollars cash and of course they can accept this because well he owns Everett's oh um uh excuse me excuse me I'm not sitting next to a child for four hours okay no problem very very good girl uh No Cry I speak English you need to move me man this is a full flight can you please sit down here foreign excuse me I'm a gold member wow thank you so much for being a loyal customer for our Airline we really appreciate it it has a loyal customer why am I stuck here in economy and not automatically upgraded to business class oh yes we do provide complimentary upgrades to our Gold members but it is based on availability and unfortunately today is a full flight is that right well let's check the official website then shall we oh well look at this Gold members automatically qualify for a complimentary upgrade and if you just keep reading it just say right there based on availability oh my God this Airline is trash I'll be more than happy to bring you some snacks from business what would make me happy is a better seat not some crummy pretzels in a bag well then our patio seating just opened up if you're interested foreign what's your type I like a man who's sexy oh yeah then what am I I think you're in my seats do you mind searching seats with my wife we're on honeymoon we wanted to tater okay where's your wife's seat that's my seat thank you that's an economy no I pay for business wow some kindness can I please have my seat what seems to be the problem here this guy said he's gonna switch seats I never said I was gonna switch he said he would switch with me take a look into your ticket and found out that you got a free upgrade and now you're trying to steal this passenger's seat so I'm going to give you two options one I'll give you a go to economy or two get off this light rather on your own or through security have a nice day everybody on this plane sucks out sir you need to calm down you're causing that disturbance on this flight hey you can't tell me what to do my parents are worth two million dollars sir there's literally no benefit for you to be flexing your parents is two million dollars are you joking you can't even buy a house in La for that why are you sitting in an economy bro oh my God shut up hey lady you joke's on you buddy did these feel nice to you oh hell no how how Plan B then oh you're scared of flying yeah it gives me anxiety well then just don't be scared what the you guys it's kind of flying what was it's so easy just like don't be scared anymore would you care for any peanuts oh no I'm allergic to peanuts keep eating it you'll get used to it foreign excuse me can you help us please hello what can I help you with let me go get some help we have a medical emergency please is there a doctor on board I'm a doctor I'm just going to check your vitals okay I'm going to need you to take your pants off but the pets you're going into labor they they're your cycle I'm not pregnant you're having a baby right now congratulations it's a boy [Applause] you had no idea you were pregnant no I had no idea things you didn't know about cabin crew part 23 let's go there's a trending topic right now that I will address based on my personal experience do we clean the coffee pots in the coffee machine I have never personally cleaned it then does the grout crew clean it I don't know you gotta ask someone who's ground crew but personally I thought they would clean it or you know exchange the pots at least is the coffee and tea safe to drink I drank a minimum of five cups every shift and clearly I'm still alive as for my health I think I'm okay but for my mental health may be questionable but that's from the passengers not from the coffee hey besties today I'm going to take you inside my brain for a minute and show you how I solve problems fairly all the passenger problems we encounter are so different that is our job as crew to assess the situation and provide the best solution on my most recent video regarding the plus size passenger some of you felt that it was unfair that just due to your size you would get an upgrade based on the scenario I provided for you that was the best solution but let's play around with the rules a little bit let's be real rude passengers come in all shapes and sizes so what would have happened if this passenger was actually rude do you guys think I would have upgraded that passenger hell no I would actually feel bad for the passenger sitting next to them so I would give them the upgrade right so the rude passenger gets more space and everybody wins I hope that helps babe I'm hungry let's go eat yeah let's go eat okay what should we eat then I don't know what do you want what do you want I don't know what I don't know what do you want I don't know what do you want I don't know what do you want I don't know what do you want what the hell do you want to eat damn it it doesn't matter now does it oh laughs [Music] kind of stuck right now so I'll get back to you hey I'm on a call oh no wait wait wait here is a flight tip for all the beautiful plus-sized passengers as I was scrolling through the comments on this recent video many of you have mentioned that you get a lot of anxiety asking for a seat belt extender in front of all the other passengers so here's a tip for you when you are boarding the plane ask a crew member at this time for that seat belt extender some Airlines actually keep the seat belt extenders right where you're boarding so they'll give it to you right away and if they don't have it there that's okay you can give them your seat number and after boarding is completed they'll be able to give you a seat belt extender without you even having to ask for it so the only person that'll hear you is a crew member while everyone else is busy boarding I hope your next flight is going to be better copy she wanted to share foreign I just feel like I'm the one that's always chasing after you I my puppy foreign this is my second time asking for a refill I just need to serve the rest of the passengers on the first drinks and then right after I'm done I'll bring you your refill I don't care just get me my drink within the next five minutes or I'm filing a formal complaint hey lady the passenger 40c was like rude to me for no reason hey I know this job is hard sometimes is funny to you Lindsay hey I just want to say sorry for being rude to you earlier I apologize to you for being an ass and I'm gonna share this photo of him that I found with his pants down on every single screen on this plane but that's not true doesn't know that you good are you gay Mama Could you teach me how to apologize to a Korean passenger again of course how sorry are you what do you mean like there's different levels of sorry for example I'm sorry but not really I'm sorry I'm so so so sorry please forgive me sorry boss I'm sorry I hit you with my car and when you got amnesia that I pretended I was you and stole your money and love her how to be a flight attendant's favorite passenger part one let's go you know how all passengers get a boarding pass well on that boarding pass you'll see a seat number and letter sit there thank you this tastes good what is it yeah I like it is [Music] [Music] foreign language that just sounds insanely inappropriate to English speakers there's a super common word in Korean that if I actually say this I'll probably get banned so let me just split it up a bit knee we are not saying the n-word we're saying you you you I've heard of so many Korean rappers and K-pop artists get so much hate for using that word they're just saying you can you please stop coming after us for using that word because like it's not our fault like we didn't create the language I'm so sorry about this but we just ran out of chicken so we just have beef left oh of course always me it's always when it's my turn I'm so sorry it's really hard to predict what people want and unfortunately everybody wanted chicken today you need to learn how to do your job properly like how is this Fair how about for the next meal service I'll let you choose first is there chicken in the next meal no it's a different meal oh you can have my chicken I didn't touch it I'll just take the beef sir that's so kind of you you didn't have to do that finally one decent person on this plane excuse me sir they actually had some leftover chicken in first class so I just brought you some hello why didn't you offer that to me before oh well that's because you're a [ __ ] Sandra you're the only Korean speaker on board today so you get to do the announcements well I'm not good with the announcements you do speak Korean right yes excellent it's really easy dear you just need to read this okay yeah Boos hey yo hey uh mom's looking for you oh [ __ ] what did you do looking for a report card right you're dead you did report cards mine's in my jacket um you literally failed everything mine's on the table good good good good oh come on what excuse me what are you doing I'm making ice towels oh no no no the standard is hot towels you cannot give ice towels it's like a thousand degrees outside if I give them a hot towel they're gonna float at me I am the senior on this flight follow my orders okay would you like a towel thank you oh this towel's hot it's like a thousand degrees in here what the hell is the matter with you idiot the passengers are angry I just had a great idea let's use ice towels everybody ice towels cool Jimmy Pearl try this kimchi Miss Quan I can't eat spicy food it's not spicy that looks really spicy this is kimchi is good for you you get no gigis and no copy I'mma stop making stuff up oh I take five hours to make this kimchi I spent two thousand dollars for kimchi bridge in one month marinade and you don't try okay I'll try it you don't have to eat that no is it get weird oh dude we are oh man is here [Music] foreign is she in pain um I have some coloring books uh snacks you name it anything you want oh no she just has behavioral issues she's throwing a tantrum because she wants to watch cocomelon I have an iPad I'll lend it to you and I'll give you free Wi-Fi so you can watch CoCo Melon No it's okay she needs to learn that she can't get whatever she wants by throwing Tantrums like this will she eventually stop crying soon probably not until she gets her Pokemon in the entire flight with over 400 people would it be okay please if you could just make an exception just this one time absolutely not I don't even know why you're making such a big deal out of this like everyone's watching a movie anyways I can't wait but can you please just have her stop jumping on the chair and kicking the seat in front of her listen she's child okay children act this way this is what they do everybody should understand you can't control a child [Music] excuse me do you think you just watch her for a second I'm just gonna run to the toilet okay look cocoa oh it worked oh no the mom's coming I got it ma'am we've upgraded receipt to some place more comfortable please follow me oh great you're almost there right this way end it up okay [Music] you're going down this is so lame three two one foreign schedule Airline app hotel app shopping app best places to eat app and translation app pretty nice engineer Jameson yeah I got all that plus nordvpn what's that it's a paid app that decreases the chances of us getting hacked while we're using unsecured Wi-Fi while we're traveling we don't need that oh yeah then how do I know that all your passwords are I love weenie dogs and now you only have 2.58 cents in your bank account oh and you know that guy you've been sending photos to in Spain for Nando well he's actually a 50 year old man from Queens yeah you know all that K drama you can't watch because you're in the wrong country well now you can watch it anywhere in the world Lincoln bio to download what would you like for your snack what you have we have here dark chocolate nuggets coconut keto clusters coconut clusters pecans and caramel and almond nuggets anything okay the almonds are my favorite try that one thank you can I snack oh sure pretty lady can I snack you are so cute here take two I think that one Catherine's done oh of course sweetheart I'm still gonna see if I can hang out with Captain Eric when we land I just have one advice for you okay before you start anything ask him if he's married ask him if he's what why do I have to ask that okay so for example you forget to ask if he's married so in the middle of you watching a movie his wife calls and obviously you're gonna get upset so what do you do you cut a huge hole in this crotch area and the one and only uniform that he has to wear tomorrow to work then he'll have the audacity to call you a side go and just make the flight back like really uncomfortable you know that was like a really specific example you're all scaring me maybe now I don't want to date a pilot sweetie no just like how there's a lot of great guys on the ground there's a lot of great guys in the air okay or equal amounts of trash on the ground as there is in the air busy that's depressing what it's true that's why I also like girls excuse me what I didn't know you like girls too yeah it's called insurance I need you all to be extra cautious and suspicious with everyone coming in with a child there has been an increase in child abduction cases so I need you all to take note understood different last names hmm I'm going to question the kid because they're usually honest I'm going to ask a child a question where are you going United States hmm she doesn't really know United States where United States of Disneyland United States of Disneyland welcome to the United States of Disneyland make sure you get the fast pass thank you oh hi I'm looking at we all made it on time I swear it was Customs okay not to egy you come 10 hour before ah excuse me did your face get in the way of my bags I'm hungry can you make me some food [ __ ] Ma I'm hungry can you make me some food oh no there's so much traffic we're gonna be late yeah no Google Maps is telling us to go straight it's faster Google Maps calculates traffic okay this is the fastest way fine fine I trust you okay okay oh a man what's that small line on your face hello you ready to pay yes sir foreign gifts for me things you didn't know about cabin crew part 21 let's go so what happens when there's a death on board in the event that someone passes away on flight most Airlines do have body bags on board we would most likely move the body to an empty row or another class but if it's a full flight possibly remain in their seat or in the galley also cabin crew cannot legally declare death on board this is only done after landing by local authorities I don't know if I should tell you guys this but I will because I tell you everything commercial flights also transport human remains in cargo so the next time you fly there might be a dead body underneath you and you don't even know it is oh what did you make no Omar remember my good friend Karen her boss might have covered hello I don't have covid who said that your mom well who told her my why are you telling people I've covered Oh Come chicken yeah oh my God that's not what I said either yeah I'll be out in a sec girls leaving their car oh my God um what don't you have a purse yeah I do we're here [Music] what do you mean [Music] you only think he's hot because of his uniform I don't get it it's a uniform effect without his uniform he's a five out of ten at most you add the uniform you add three points so you see him as an eight it's just simple math then what happens when you're an eight without the uniform if you were an eight and above normally you would know you add a uniform your panties would fly right off [Music] excuse me young lady can you please put your phone to airplane mode or Landing soon why it's for your safety wow because your phone can interfere with airplane Communications you're telling me my phone is gonna mess with this multi-million dollar airplane maybe you want to risk it did you even need to go to college for this job no we get training from the airline that explains a lot wait how much you make that's a little personal I heard you guys only make 40K a year is that true that's just starting we get benefits can you even pay rent with that no let me get this straight you didn't go to college you're broke and you wear unflattering clothes for work Miss can you please hand me that glass on the floor I'm not done with that we're actually Landing soon so I just need to collect all the glass cups did you not hear me I'm not finished with this are you able to finish it now so I can just take the glass no I'm not able I don't understand why this is such a big deal well it's for the safety of uh yourself and for all the other passengers in case of a rough Landing we don't want to Glass flying everywhere I'm going to guarantee you that that's never going to happen I'm a frequent flyer and you're the first person to ever give me a problem okay how about this I'll just go to economy I'm going to grab you a plastic cup and then you can just transfer your drink into that forget it I'm done having this conversation with you just let me just figure this out here's your cup back what please don't breed Genie so is this your very last flight yep and you got scheduled for an airport standby yeah that sucks it is what it is so technically I have the power right now to send you anywhere in the world for your very last shift your glasses are so nice thanks well I decided to send you to Johannesburg South Africa okay you do know that the World Cup is being held there right cool and Emirates Airlines is the official sponsor for the World Cup okay and Emirates gets box seats for every game okay congrats to Emirates I don't know oh my God you're Emirates the crew that flies to South Africa gets box seats for the World Cup game what did he say Enjoy your last flight Miss hi would you be a doll and put my bag up for me thanks let me help you find some space you know I need for you to put my bag up for me you see the bag is really heavy and I don't want to hurt my back oh if your bag is too heavy for you most likely it's too heavy for me isn't this your job actually our job is to ensure the safety of everyone on board yeah customer service is your job too and as a paying customer I'm extremely upset right now that you are not assisting me with my bag you are absolutely right let me get someone to assist you with your bag uh Lucy Lucy could you grab me a luggage tag I'm just going to offload an overweight bag oh don't worry about it I got it hello may I please confirm the age of your child hi my daughter just turned two thank you so much for sharing uh all children over the age of two are required to wear a mask for the entire flight oh I know um I I tried but she just keeps crying and taking it off due to the severity of the current pandemic there are no exceptions she needs to wear a mask well what do you want me to do I can't reason with her she's a baby and if I just keep it on her face and hold it she'll suffocate and she'll just scream bloody murder so what do you want me to do you will both be removed from the flight if she doesn't wear a mask you're gonna kick us off the flight she's in baby what happens if you don't want to go if you don't need to call security you're gonna call Security on me and my baby no no I'm not moving girls how do you learn 28 let's go sir can I get you something not you okay let me know if you need something okay excuse me I'm just wondering when you're going to move us is this not your seat usually on all my flights I get two seats because I have a child sometimes we do that as a courtesy for parents but unfortunately this is a full flight what no I need two seats well you paid for one seat so so what pardon me you expect me to sit like this for six hours if you wanted two seats you need to pay for two seats this is a child that doesn't even make any sense things you didn't know about cabin crew part 16 let's go so we're flying to all of these countries in all different time zones so how do we deal with jet lag a lot of crew members use melatonin but I personally don't like popping pills like candy this is what I did to battle jet lag if I arrive in a country in the evening it's very easy I just go to sleep right away and then I get to tour in the morning this is the hard part if I arrive in a country in the morning I will not go to sleep I would check into the hotel get changed and go out right away so that I don't fall asleep in the hotel and then I usually return around five or six and then fall asleep then this one time I had a really long and difficult flight that when I came home I slept for 30 hours and then when I woke up I didn't know what day or time it was and you know what I really feel like I might have died things you didn't know about cabin crew part 17. let's go so of course we get free flights when we're working but what about when we're not we get to fly anywhere in the world with our industry discount tickets for Emirates we have what we call id90 tickets we get to fly in Emirates or any of their Partners at 90 off the ticket price unlimited but there's a catch these are standby tickets so if the flight is full you're not getting on if you want a guaranteed seat you can also do that by purchasing an id50 ticket which gives you 50 off okay and Emirates gives you one free ticket a year to fly home for free excuse me may I please get a coffee of course cream and sugar just sugar thanks here's your coffee and some sugar no sugar I need a Sweet and Low oh I'm sorry I'll get that for you right away here's your sweet and low I need two packets my coffee's gonna get cold oh I get that for you right away here's another pack for you where's my stir stick I gave you one earlier I dropped it last time when you brought me the wrong sugar pay attention I'll get that for you right away foreign what do you mean I need to demonstrate how to put on a seat belt you take one strap to take the other side put it together show me in the job description where it says must clean human feces what do you mean we don't get reception in the air I need to tell Britney Spears that I'm trying to save her one more hours left listen Karen was it it's called airplane mode and clearly we're on an airplane so just do it okay it took too long it took too long it took too long for you to call back you wanna do it with me as we prepare for a departure please put away all of your large electronic devices and put your phone on airplane mode can you please explain why we need to do that it's to ensure that the phone signals don't interfere with the plane's navigational system so you're telling me that my worthless iPhone 4 can mess with this multi-million dollar plane sorry I need to get some water yes thank you so much I'll see you soon I win oh man I got the job with Emirates what am I a tip yes Emirates remember I applied to be a flight attendant last month who cares I'm literally moving to Dubai to the Middle East in like two weeks for like years maybe forever I don't know what two weeks thank you so much for watching him okay it's gonna be 30 minutes it's just an emergency at work and I have to go no I know nothing about babies right you pooped he peed he's fed he's good to go okay I swear he'll be no problems okay thank you I love you I'll be back soon okay then hey the bat emo loves you what are you doing stop that stop it oh hell no no no it's okay you must got you travel tips you might not know about let's go if you are flying within to or from the United States and you were involuntarily bumped off your flight due to an overbooking don't accept the voucher not only are the airlines required to find your alternative flight but depending on the length of the delay you are entitled to cash for domestic flights you are entitled up to 1 350 cash based on your one-way ticket price for international flights the compensation is the same but the delayed times are different go get that cash I'm not a flight attendant anymore I can't get free upgrades I don't know all the flight attendants in the world okay okay I'll go ask hello hey how's it going sorry I'm not they said no ah what about it no it's how we meet new people and date nowadays oh wow good boom boom I'm like gross to say stuff like that so yesterday I posted a video regarding what it's really like to be cabin crew and uh this photo was part of it it's literally a passenger that's taped and strapped to his seat oh my God I'm sorry actually this is not funny I'm laughing because like people can be so crazy so this guy decided to drink all of his duty-free alcohol which you cannot do on the plane got super drunk started to strangle the passenger next to him and then started screaming at the top of his lungs that the plane is going to crash but yeah cabin crew are trained and allowed to detain passengers this way uh until we can land and get the proper authorities to help us out uh in case you're being violent and stuff like that so yeah true story many of you had some questions regarding this clip of me cleaning a toilet on a plane so most Airlines will have a cleaning crew on the ground but in the air it's cabin crew's job if you were ever planning to be cabin crew I'm going to tell you right now this is nothing at least this person made an effort to try to get it into the toilet ask any cabin crew sometimes they miss it all together all over the floor all over the walls don't ask me how I don't know true story my worst ever ever you know the lid of the toilet well that was down and someone took a huge [ __ ] on top of it okay it was on top a huge pile rolling over to the sides there was no way I was going to clean that so yeah we put it out of service come on what is your emergency uh how can I help you good is there is there a grown-up there I can talk to um I don't need to tell you something okay what is your name oh lynnae what do you want to tell me lynnae um you went to Disney On Ice yeah okay can I talk to your mommy or your daddy I know they're busy but I need to talk to one of them please [Applause] I just wanted to tell you something but fine different type of flight attendants let's go here's the drink you asked for a water yes of course I can get that for you where are we flying to again can you give 20c a blanket [Music] were you always on this flight foreign in the unlikely event that a baby is born on board what happens to the baby some babies are granted citizenship in the country that they are born in some babies are granted citizenship in the airspace that they are born in and some babies will get the citizenship of one of their birth parents so there is no right answer it's just the laws of each country but will this baby get free flights for life not really there have been a handful of instances where Airlines have given away free flights but most airlines are not going to promote this because think about it it's super dangerous trust me when I say you do not want me delivering your baby okay so none of you guys are gonna do this so I'm gonna do it okay we all took the same training class it's gonna be fine um I think it's time to push so we're gonna push can you guys like okay all right ready all right push cute to me can you please watch my daughter five minutes I go bathroom oh yeah of course no problem can I play with your makeup please yeah sure but we need to ask your mom first we don't need to because my mom said creativity is all about inventing experimenting growing taking risks making mistakes and having fun oh wow well sure you go thank you thank you very much she did it oh foreign here are some items that you can ask for on your next Long Haul flight not all Airlines carry it and not all cabin crew will give it to you so remember to be nice and it never hurts to ask super stylish airplane socks I think a lot of you need this earplugs toothbrush toothpaste ladies sometimes it's an emergency we do have feminine products on board we sometimes carry children's amenity kits to keep them entertained during their flight many of you have asked this as well if you want a second meal just wait until we finish her service and then most likely if we have meals left over we are more than happy to give you a second if you're watching this right now you me besties for Life miss you need to move me this crying baby is driving me crazy [Applause] yeah I noticed you're traveling alone oh no I'm traveling with my friends but they're actually sitting in business I just couldn't afford it but yeah they wanted to sit and climb me with me and I was just like oh no I just didn't want to be that person oh um you know what the Purser is actually on break for another two hours why don't you just go to business just hang out with your friends for a little bit but don't tell any oh my God thank you we're giving away free business class seats now no that's not what I just saw though it's just a special situation and it doesn't really concern you well my situation is that I'm uncomfortable so butt me up no sorry I can't do that how I believe you can threatening my life brush into a screen ah um [Music] shouldn't you be at your job yeah so I'm supposed to get paid seven cents per newspaper but I'm paying someone else four cents per newspaper to deliver it for me so then I get three cents per newspaper without having to do anything flight tip of plugged ears in the plane let's go these are some of the common ways to unplug your ears on a flight chewing gum yawning drinking something taking a decongestant before the flight and also nasal spray and if none of those work here's a flight tip that I use on every single flight and I know other crew members use this as well however there are risks to this technique so if you do not do this properly you can damage your eardrums also guys remember I'm not a doctor so if there are any EMT doctors out there that watch this maybe you can duet this or comment and let us know what the risks are if we use this technique this is what you do you're going to plug your nose close your mouth and blow slowly out of your nose until you hear a pop that's it hello welcome Apes why does everyone keep bowing to me it kind of feels a little weird oh it's a sign of respect Koreans like to bow for a lot of things for example hello goodbye thank you I'm sorry another shot please finally oh excuse me please don't recline your seat why would the plane have the option to recline if I'm not allowed to recline there's not enough space back here it's really uncomfortable and they'll make me more comfortable if I did lady what is your problem after scratching my legs because I have no space excuse me this armrest is for me I mean the arm rest is for you everybody knows that's he gets the aisle your seat gets the window and my seat gets the armrests oh is that right well show me the rule book that says that it's a rule book of courtesy and Common Sense foreign oh oops [Music] excuse me sir you need to put your laptop away we're Landing soon that rule is stupid sir it's for your safety don't worry I'll be fine okay sir if you don't care about your safety that's totally up to you what I do care about is in case of a rough Landing your laptop will smash the face of the person next to you foreign okay coming where's the food to me favorite passenger part two let's go during boarding and you find your seat some of you have the urge to open up your carry-on at that time to get some miscellaneous items before you do turn around if you see a hundred people waiting behind you hurry your ass up or get out of the way thank you last flight travel starts to reopen we're going to have to start dealing with security lines again there's a lot of indicators I can share with you to get through these lines a lot quicker but I'm going to share with you the easiest one follow the business passengers they're wearing a suit carry a briefcase or look like they're going straight from the airport to a business meeting you're going to want to stand behind them they've done this a hundred times they are quick not only that they've already scanned the lines to see which one is the fastest hey who did that yeah hi Emily [Music] big company huh I need freaking toilet paper to my ass my butthole oh I'm gonna freaking toilet paper toward your mouth it was my mouth I have to do it I have I have takeaways all you got to do the takeaways yeah all right what's the problem um you have to help me with my math okay tell me what the math is um uh here's one five take away five five take away five and how much do you think that is what are you doing that later my daddy is a gold too [Applause] my dad has diabetes can one of you guys please do duty-free I'm so tired we're all tired it's your turn okay fine doody free anyone duty-free hi over here um so what is your favorite fragrance yes sir would that be perfume or cologne perfume certainly sir well uh this is actually one of my favorite scents it's uh very light and fresh and just makes you feel great that that's great I'll take it you keep it part part and how many other crew members do you have working on this flight today uh there's like I don't know like four 14 of us great I'll take 13 more fragrances just have the crew pick whatever they want and then just let me know how much it is oh no no sir we we cannot accept that please it's just to show my appreciation I know how hard you all work you have always been so kind to me on all of my flights please just enjoy it so much so I love Egyptian documentaries and I swear I was an Egyptian queen here's proof so this documentary on YouTube has this coffin of an Egyptian queen I was Reborn [Music] stop go what's up go stop come on 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Id: AzP3ogPnDNE

Length: 140min 54sec (8454 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 06 2023