FUNNY COMMS & FAIL MOMENTS OF BLAST PARIS MAJOR 2023

sure trying to back pedal he misses the first shot and how do you get out if you're in that corner a little defensive smoke bail yourself oh not like that evil rifle igl to make a name for him in both roles [Applause] go right down that number okay okay sir David for Glory it limits the amount of options but in that moment and especially because he's having a good game how can you know no I'm just loving he's got sort of a win did he uncrouched I can't even believe him I can't even blame him not that comes to mind yeah this would be an absolutely historic upset still far away but I gotta say very happy very pleased the British fans are as well really a fantastic start here's the opener the moment in which he decided to turn around and ruin Electronics plans and here it is you can see the jump scare yeah the jump scare for uh your Kinder right there and the smile on the face of electronic final final round first half Nico where's your gun where's your gun not again not again not again G2 we've already had this once today guys please Nico where's your gun it's Alex where's he's gone it's gonna be fine Alex where's his bloody gun Chad it's fine what's this he's got nades loads of them and he's gonna go get his gun now there it is go fast and make your teammate jealous boost your inventory in a few clicks enter promo code and get bonus link in video description go go dancing pause Katie's gonna flick back and he makes it look easy as Stone covers from the pit that should not have been his kill and he's already bringing the eagerness that heroic often give us at this early in the game 4-1 he's out of his seat shouting Down Stone I think he's breaking his head getting a little too eager guys double back into the a site but it's some Die Young from the Raptors oh wow oh all of a sudden Fresno 7 HP fake plant still time to put it down wait doesn't know where he's coming from but it doesn't happen no way no way you missed that I there are very few situations where there's only one option that's one of them Xavi come on look who's here a warm welcome bomb is still mid-side elbow util forces GX yeah cappuccino yep the wrong the wrong thing on the quick change that is [Music] a Chino the way in which it went down but we're all cool and this is it again so just tagged up it slows you down and you know slumped look like a comfortable Landing go out you know one more one now though Kevin wake up Kevin wake up Kevin for me sure I'm an event guys I can pick on you heaven okay I'm sick of you yeah I'm pushed foreign [Music] Thomas and crucial are basically all of into the breach you're doing is that they're running a play every single round like they are not they're unrelenting with their aggressions where let's get that guy but the thing is that um when when tier two teams are playing though like it's just Strat after Strat after Strat even on CT side but tier one teams no he he must they must have made a fast step on the rotation towards B and then he thought it's empty but they had no info on donut right there [ __ ] them honestly it's the aim like he's aiming double down on the aggression and flash your way into the next fight that's what they're discussing right now smoke is gonna be going up and yeah just hiding inside they have no idea Stalin is coming in to try and help him out there comes yabby but it's too late chaos in the double opening hit a missed shot [Applause] this is a major and he is trying to hunt him down with a knife yeah that's naughty it's left Nitro though hasn't it yup we didn't see him look housie he had his head just the tip of it so it still doesn't know what is going on here four by three oh my God that is awkward oh there's a triple B lean for G2 out of the gate in this round is there supporting with the awp and they're starting to take yeah I was wondering I'm like it's hey I know it's a hooks he's got four banana the issue is the flash is in apartments so it's going to be a chimney flash if they throw it too much jcast doesn't have a gun I think that's what they were looking for he only has a USP here oh this is weird now a lot weirder than it needed to be his teammate is nearly dead but you also don't want to get caught blowing the gun across jks and Hunter are both spammed out and this gets real awkward now this is a couple of unforced [Applause] should be a dead man and it is secures it triple kill and overseer elbow and now we've never had a trumpet [Music] standing don't say the same for I am down techno got a lot on his play and a little gap between the smoke he's been robbed there and AIDS worked okay keosachi goes down on it tonight and look at the spray look at the damage Blitz needs to live no problems Freddy stop blowing my mind I love this another good multi-kill from deha this one actually find the impact for the round conversion and snappy it looked like he had something to say yeah yeah that's something to say so this is the history right Sphinx left and high and dry Snappy has uh more than something to say about that calling him a stats player you want to win the rounds but timing if you throw one flash to try to help your mid players out that's when robs is gonna just wide swing you take you out and find an opening that just shouldn't even happen yeah but these these these nerves gotta get under control you know he's having fun with buttons he's about to say it for Kerrigan ever seen in my entire life so when it comes to certain individuals that we can focus in on that we can zoom in on this guy right here eating a banana and the most sexy way you can imagine he's gonna be under a lot of pressure look he heard you well well a bit more than just some banana action going down on the ground of Mirage you talked about stand a chance here completely mauled the chairs can take it Obama's gonna be planted here that's a bit there's a little bit uncomfortable so he's going to be running down Dexter go for it yeah no shoot you want to do it AKA WP there's a elimination game at the major adders you can go for this round you've got a man Advantage you got an AK you got an off you're gonna buy in the next round regardless go for it baby get in there okay because and he was having that impact so he has been an asset for Apex there is no doubt but the man we have on our screen hey it's a different kind of ball look at those warm-up skills look at this oh he's surfing he's a man of culture he's just chilling man smoke yeah that seals his face being consistent when you watch Apex play they love the stubbornness they always want to push up the back tracks okay you kinda is that enough it might be you know naught getting a cruel game played with him here kinda looking for trouble over [Applause] saves them with the opener but now the turntables oh dear oh dear config what How's he managed to get out three that is insane he has no business getting away with that look at this he's right there right for the taking and he even does like a full-on 360 to find them salute Madness I wasn't yeah I wasn't ready for that nothing for that moment there I don't think he threw out a Grenade on the other side has to get his AK back out and Cipher is right there to shoot him in the back oh God damn that's spicy [Applause] why is he looking at his monitors I know he's still staring at someone tell me it's turned off it's like I love the picture of him squinting his eyes looking at them or trying to sort of see um he's not going to be around this corner oh solo definitely saw the film okay that worked anyway too easy getting into that bomb site yeah we may have taken a break but the crowd certainly has not [Music] the golden Hornets are here when Vitality is six rounds away from making history here in Paris [Applause] the patience from knock to not die and walk into that angle wins them the round by bleeding so much time off the clock they have no time to go thoroughly into the a site stiko shines again rotate or shine again config's on a [ __ ] buy Zone oh my God talk about getting simple and get right to left he's got the knife back out again but he can't have him and now it's simple one versus four he's getting the first one they're coming at him with the knives out Jax has what any action simply he's on one right now he's coming for him he's got the knife and he's low enough one stab might do it oh it's dead takes him right out never seen anything like it just helplessly floating with nowhere to go [Music] foreign [Music]

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Keywords: global offensive, CSGO, кс, ксго, контра, контрстрайк, skins, finishes, скины, рарки, пушки, dlore, virtus.pro, fnatic, flusha, pasha, knife, navi, blast, paris major, csgo major, last major, simple, karrigan, funny tournament, funny comms, funny ts, best comms, wholesome, fail, funny, csgo fail, csgo funny, apex, zywoo, best of fails, best of funny

Id: AeI1uoYwlUs

Length: 12min 33sec (753 seconds)

Published: Mon May 22 2023