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it's like a strong black woman you know I mean it's like heaven this is the same paper that doughboys gold is made out of much like making shoulders they are strong this is the best handy you can get it anywhere soft alright so let's just get that out the way I like it can't land on your stomach which has a corded phone feels like America you see popcorn I love [Laughter] you walk in the room black people to take a knee you would go to a dark place it's a minimap nachos are the best movie snack that's because you're built like melted cheese a big bag of crazy describes you in a relationship this stuff is also a straw I don't know if you know that or you can dip it in your gravy when you bring it Trevor no so big he can smell through that pack much butter do you pour on when you go on you just put your arm and let it drip out of your name mMmmm I like my lane like Patrick's outfits every day have you ever noticed the people at nobody puts his hoodie on backwards and puts all this cheese I like these because they're chewy and they actually less and you get them through the trailer these will last you longer than the trailer and longer than any relationship Doughboy has ever you can peel them they're like a fat person string cheese your aunt's pop-pop okay don't have an organ in that can compliment the movie-going experience and doing this Oh oh my god don't go in there that's what we do we watch your Instagram if you are gonna do liquids you got to do ropes not by you've got to do jump ropes this is how drugs are supposed to look pull out like sushi and roll it like a blunt why do you have your baby picture on your shirt I don't want to be living in follow after Oh Oreos Living Well what is that living what is that he's an animal that follows after other animals and they'll jump off cliff and die yeah like that they threw gravy off the side of a cliff your land before the grave you leave also when boats come near you they say hips let's just put this episode on hold his name was you gotta shake like a lion got a shake like a bear and you got a shape like a doughboys right cuz a sharp thing at the edge soon you can line yourself up cab you want to that's that's that's creep I know you guys don't know about civil war when I grew up that's what the only cookie that we look exactly we pack these in our knapsack ER we're not the fight for the you laughs I didn't tell each those cookies wise King on his musket let me tell you my problem with the cookie that is Oreo my problem is your outfit and your buck oh wow that's a legit problem I don't like pecans and my Tuchman ship cookies I feel violation of the first degree I don't like a pecan in here it's protein that's what it does to the messed up part if you eat too many of those you'll get a mean stomachache [Laughter] the reason why I love these because you could chew them and get your vibe on and you don't even need milk because I'm lactose you're saying so your body creates a milk [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] I feel like you make snowmen with cookie dough they're not good they're to the chocolate you should do another one yeah it would be would I pretend they're hams [Applause] this is what I will give those cookie this is the urban legend and my cook again and we're in the kids catching up that keeps catching the cookie all they saw no they're not there's already got a strike against it you do need full grown teeth teeth doctor gives me we don't know how to roast you so we're just making Oreo they're definitely the coolest monkey in the jungle [Applause] you for saying it does it look like I'm chasing down an ice cream truck no I'm saying mom goddamn it I finished go to CVS I'll just point a nerf gun at do it [Laughter] so while I can I don't know how people bite popsicles that destroy my teeth I don't use teeth no matter what you get the eyes were always off okay they would have never perform after that Wow okay I didn't grow up where there were flies and mosquitoes I don't know where what a Moonpie no do this but you guys chased it ice cream tractor when you were we got we we got cold week we got frozen week do you bite the end off and then sucked the ice cream through I used to when I was a child but when I grew up I put jobs ways my hobby now you probably put more ice cream in etapa you got pulled pork in the ice cream cone I don't yeah but there puts chicken drumsticks inside kids with blue mouth hot cheeto fingers or Lukas palm got hands oh they all got here they stole popsicles amazing then resold it at recess those are the kids coming up duffle bags like yo hot cheetos hot cheetos well my ice cream is gone I got some hard um Steve Jobs with gum balls [Applause] you should take the little thing that's underneath the ice cream take two of those and make make a car out of I baked those my wheels man this is something I have a choice this is what you used to make the car it's all over I had hot wheels you had a father in your life Micro Machines so that was your CPAP mommy to bring something mamita here's a robot he charges that night you got the American flag good all-american goddamn [Applause] stars and stripes make America's leg in a Jacuzzi god damn it Bobby now what y'all need to do is stop milling bender and I'm here to talk about yams what what w I'm Kevin I'm here to tell you why dressing is the most important and most integral Thanksgiving it's you're bad at dressing their dressing is not too strong boy I represented for the best side Everitt Thanksgiving dinner them green hits on your side this is ginger fried yam this is the Starbucks moving on my blocking online yeah what does it coffee v6 down I don't know Rachel heavy raise we make our cranberries from scratch the only heat vegetables once a year because we're making this episode this is twice come to the south and you have it you're lazy because real southern cooks make their own from scratch you coming from the eighteen hundred's over here video makes her own bread and steel buys those you want the throne to get it out of our way and be like I I know yeah Magus exc that look like more in London what's the difference between yams and sweet potatoes I don't know um sweet potatoes that's the the form and shape in which you are built like because when you a sweeper too that you hard you distant no I don't watch a number but then when I break you down maybe turning me aims now you got all his ways I used to taste my Hennessy with green juice but I'm saying like why do you go out of your way to be disgusting any time of the year that's what he said oh why does this do stuff better Hawaiian rolls are good Hawaiian barbecue Hawaiian pizzas delicious you just want to say something it's the side dish that parents talk about in front of their kids and the kids don't know what they really talk about their which all sexual 3 months Doughboy on his way into the shower he gets out of his jacket you know how Drake is break into a song with with Gucci or you could do a song here to breeze to Trey gradually everything does hey I had a good joke your black Aronian cheese [Applause] brock obama eats yams how you know he's eating the hell out of themselves you already know he's merging going back today look at this goodness right here you see [Applause] cookie wishes it was that handsome now without the gums good like the opposite side of that cookie dough boy new nickname alert dosey doe hey what's up it's me Meg scoop and the best Girl Scout cookie of all time is Samoas otherwise known as caramel delight you look so mowing high blood pressure and high cholesterol that's your tag along doc ha ha - here you go yeah doesn't matter you're not funny listen Reese's the box of cookies open before your first argument you can always tell which Girl Scout cookie is selling the Thin Mints because he got the Gucci purse and the money stack and the dollar sign badge is like powdered sugar though just it makes it feel wrong be someone who gets a lot you have a lot of restrictions on potato this is your Cologne go crazy Pam and then girl over she says I'm not gonna tag along you tag alone no boy gets his food of deliver he says a lot of stuff in ice cream these are fire because they're one of them like few cookies or actually won a few foods that have peanut butter and chocolate and cooking your mouth don't get dried your throat don't get swell up you good you can just eat them that's the commercial for no that's the same way from Hunger Games with a game don't worry plays every day the fact that you like would not trust the cook instead you're looking at it from like around the corner like I don't know my biggest thing is this when you're eating a cookie you want to know that I've been tricked you know Thin Mints most delicious and most popular Girl Scout cookie of the bunch donating to caves cleavage since 1990 gums badge you got the confusing freckles beds the penguin body beds this first day they're like oh well you you some about you you got it you got it I got a hit some ribs you don't like this because it looks too close to water [Laughter] ain't nobody worried about obesity donkey count used to throat to here is that Super Mario so far my friend because he was following me around his career every time we do great days I get it to my personal all the top root beer is cool is when it comes in a bottle that looks like real beer D but yeah oh yeah you six you were drinking pineapple Fanta and you thought this is not sweet enough I'm gonna put candy inside I wanted to cut it because it's real you dip your finger like this is pure 100% pineapple this drug it's the only soda that has its own candy has the Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor you have lip gloss you used to twerk to Kirk Franklin [Laughter]

Channel: All Def

Views: 1,352,524

Rating: 4.9527841 out of 5

Keywords: All Def, all def, all def digital, patrick cloud, kevonstage, roasting, comedy, tahir Moore, doboy, meg scoop, megscoop, great taste, funny, Khleo Thomas, kraig smith, alldef, add, alldefdigital

Id: JzF4SE3eXVs

Length: 23min 53sec (1433 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 20 2020