Funniest moments in Invincible [Season 1]

monster girl [Laughter] oh look at her she's adorable but isn't there like an age requirement for this ride am i wrong rex i don't know you're here isn't there a dick size requirement i'm sorry for what your tiny dick i mean the way you've been strutting around here you must be compensating for something somebody ought to teach you some [ __ ] ones i'm sure you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers but i was with the guardians from day one wow thanks dad maybe if you didn't lose your powers you might have been there to help the guardians on their last day i don't know you yet so i'm gonna assume that was a joke and i don't need to beat your ass until all you wanna do is call me dad again being a geek is cool now okay so maybe amber likes comics too you thought of that you dick what the [ __ ] go [ __ ] yourself duck blood this is why dating regular people is a pain in the ass sure but it's not like dating rex worked out changing the subject now god this takes me back well it was only a few years ago our first date was 20 years ago nolan huh mostly i remember you dumping me right after oh yeah because you were a dick now what mark you have to scare him make him think you'll actually drop him i can hear you i don't know that seems mean all right here i'll show you there see now he'll tell me everything okay but you're gonna catch him right yeah in a second you take bullets like a champ and don't even whine about it unlike someone else in the room it was one [ __ ] time i said shut the hell up yeah yeah sometimes you let people live when they need to die but man you make an impact if you didn't just finish paying off your debt would be talking bonus time i don't need your money anymore sure you do come on like you're gonna go clean work the fry station at burger mart that ship has sailed amigo this is your life now this is what you do no it's not i know where your family lives and that means you work for me until i say you're [ __ ] done i'm never letting you go bless now you gotta pay for the desk too this was imported italian maple sure man just fly away forget about everyone else down here let me show you what you don't see from up there what like right now you got somewhere to be it's so [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you know a lot about me i also knew exactly when you and this giant pile of [ __ ] would walk in here and ruin my doors also italian maple by the way no way you saw this car oh is that what you think see this is what happens when your head's a [ __ ] rock we had sex by the water it was the best thing that ever happened to me oh that's a tad personal if i can deal with almost losing the hottest guy i've ever had you can deal with this what friends tell friends the truth not like that they don't i just got dumped dude you got dumped weeks ago you just didn't realize it you're like a bad guy in a samurai movie who gets cut in half but thinks they're fine until they're like oh my god my top half sliding away from my bottom half

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Length: 3min 41sec (221 seconds)

Published: Sun May 16 2021