FUNNIEST FLIGHT SIM MOMENTS OF 2023

no no no do not start with the baby and now he [ __ ] unbelievable I'm going to go 93 out of 10 on that Landing 9.3 that one felt pretty good and I am falling through the sky Jesus H Christ oh my good god well let's set parking breake for a second and absolutely pretend none of that ever happened we are too high we are officially going missed Greer 214 what's the reason for the go around that just pilot error came me too high and fast4 San Francisco Tower 2 0.5 Tower 120.5 Korean 214 we're going to do it this time yeah please don't come back that was 1330 go back to the services tab see what else they can do for us how about a baggage truck that'll be fun and a catering truck let's get the snacks on board that was a very quick snack delivery on board looks like we're going to have some passengers fighting for rations in the back give me the [ __ ] oh god look I don't want to be dramatic about this but I just got word that a passenger in the first class cabin has his entire arm stuck in the lavatory so we're going to have to divert this aircraft into Charlotte ladies and gentlemen from the flight deck this is your cap speak in some jag off just dropped his phone in the toilet and it's causing us to divert to make matters worse it's not even an iPhone it's an Android I truly could not be more disappointed in you people so Delta 157 did you doct tape them say again for Delta 157 did you duct tape him no he dropped his phone in the toilet and has his arm stuck in it right now so no duct tape is needed du a 157 Roger so oh my God what was that 333 did I just lose autopilot that 156 if you need a left turn to rejoin it will'll be heading 0 60 left 0 60 to rejoin thank you Delta 156 and Delta 156 I'm showing about a mile and a half north of the Final Approach course turn right hitting one 12 0 to rejoin turning right to one 120 and we're just picking it up now uh we're just hand flying we had a little autopilot issue I appreciate your help 50 40 30 20 [ __ ] 5 oh my God we are squirly officially off of the runway in [Music] Chicago Delta 506 welcome to Chicago vac left and then uh St parking Delta 1506 uh having a little bit of a Rudder issue here we'll take any gate for any gate you got for us looks like we're taking a shortcut hey airport chart pull up for us where's the airport chart where's the airport chart airport chart not pulling up officially [Music] frustrated United deploying the hydraulic system over there on uh on the taxiway down to the runway interesting oh my God Delta just penetrated us screenshot that for the lawsuit what is this guy doing I obviously waiting here oh [ __ ] air 24 heavy I called you like six times R right line8 Miss six calls got stabbed from behind by Delta but everything's fine butter butter 94 out of 10 on that one surprised at how much fun this is actually this airplane spotting yeah he's probably texting other girls meanwhile virtual plane spotting little float outside the touchdown Zone still floating there we go 7.3 ret [ __ ] Delta 157 heavy Sherlock ground when can I get the reason for your diversion we had a passenger with his arm stuck in the first class cabin laboratory reaching for his phone so was just a non-emergency diversion Roger and uh let me know if you need like any sort of like psych hospital to meet you at the game yeah was slightly alarming approach asked us if we needed any duct tape for the situation that will not be required either all right we're looking for Fox as a trophy just to show that that really happened that's a good idea we'll actually do that Delta 157 all right we got a lot of emergency vehicles responding to our situation right now this is a bit overkill for a minor lavatory situation that's a literal cop over there and ground Delta 157 we have got the passenger arm freed and then subsequently duct taped him back down thank you for the help today we appreciate it I think that guy wins the best emergency I've ever heard oh going off I'm going off yeah little allterrain no worries there we go all right here's coming up here's up posi right gear dirty I'm going to stay low over this River I'm staying in burner yeah hell yeah we're going to go low oh just struck a are you are you good I am concussed AT&T customers just lost all service tur right nose diving nose diving with you in the nose dive into the [ __ ] there is an airport here holy F oh my god well I just kamakazi the AT&T tower and the destination airport so good thing we're not talking ATC request 2 minutes away from the we just hit some moderate turbulence about four miles to our tail 153 got a Cleveland Center United 153 got a py up get C not today holy [ __ ] wind shear well good thing we turned seat Bel signs on if we were lift hanza we would be diverting direct Washington doish right now and sending 10 people to the mor coming up on 6,000 ft we want to keep that speed coming back we'll go and bring in our first Notch of flaps to help us out actually never mind yeah never mind gotcha sorry flaps are coming up drop another notcho flaps in the meantime never mind we won't do that this is such an authentic L experience climb VI s flat level 13 at 442 please let me use the restroom I'm going to [ __ ] myself wow we're going to see something here we're going to see something here nose High might have a tail strike o wow w air with almost a tail strike not quite got the heavy weights in the back on that approach right on the threshold a little bit left of center line about to injest us into the left engine we have been consumed by Delta but that's okay we'll turn back to the approach and I believe it was another American we had coming in pushing Back From The Far Side International Terminal meanwhile Delta is absolutely going to heaven ass first is being summoned by Christ himself oh no price has decided otherwise he's now descending back stuck kind of Somewhere in Between Heaven and Hell while Swiss commences an Illuminati push back we're going to disregard that they're currently balancing on their nose whe right now about to taxi out of the echo Gates we're going to disregard that we have a 73 that just spawned in here who goes there it's your conscience are you the feds am I what never mind thank you have a good one dad literally have no idea who that guy is I just don't see you I got a 73 on my butt are you that's you oh my God Runway 27 who's the 73 I have no idea 525 standby there's my F18 is making like a like a ship horn sound I don't know what that is what fuel low I also got this [ __ ] in the cockpit yelling angle low at me fuel low oh fuel low that would make sense yeah we are at 7% let's fix that problem and another F18 coming this way high five nice and a Tokyo Drift here we go we are now a Honda Civic oh we did end up on a taxiway are we about to hit a speed bump here okay yes what is [Music] happening well absolutely don't do whatever you are doing right now please God damn it was that for Delta 1506 yeah I need you to go all the way down please yeah I'm sorry I just hit like a speed bump there's a train glitch we're continuing down what the hell just happened back oh my God we are officially all over the place GE is coming up and we are out good luck good night have a nice night thank you you you asked buddy you wanted to go someplace in New York they've rejected everything Radar Service terminated Unicom 228 good night do heading yeah sorry that was garble Sig one day you're still garbled I'm just going to give you the weather hoping that you that's what you were looking for wind 170 at four kns stealing 8,000 overcast there are going to be a lot of low fuel scenarios taking place out here they got 189 10 10 and we only have 1,000 lb of field per engine available at this time we're not even reaching the airport Captain part two Delta 1895 k p p when a will say s on board remaining yeah we've got only 1,000 lb of field remaining fenberg 1,36 1,000 people on an A320 that is a crowded plane Delta 1895 must stick this Landing otherwise they are going to end up in the ocean oh he's got to get this baby down 18 Prett far down the runway no another go around oh things are falling apart in St Martin can we get a uh heading to be sequence back in again we're on 1.2 tons of fuel left to aircraft J will close in the next 2 minutes oh my tail strike to good God you ever tail strike this thing try them one more time I'm literally wiping my ass along like 1,500 ft of Runway [ __ ] all right let me Focus here 31 welcome to Washington right turn en. the we at wrong Niner american3 uh that is a beautiful Landing Landing of the day goes to Delta 744 that'll probably be a good one to cap it off there we'll head down to St Martin and watch some more arrivals may or may not be sketchier than any that we've seen here very high oh my God this is going to be a problem Oh and hits the imaginary wall uh okay well American 707 Illuminati his way onto Runway 1 I have no idea what the hell wi we have another massive widebody aircraft spawned in here on the ramp and he is now intaking a marshaler into his right engine OSHA is going to have a field day with this one are you [ __ ] kidding me what the hell is going on right now it is a great a [ __ ] show in Denver cul andelic music Delta's going to heaven Southwest announcing merger with Ryan Air I feel like this guy might be on the wrong tower frequency in front of me could never be me though no air Del the wind 13 0° 7 KN from 09 right clear take clear 09 right uh Tower spe 27 Delta we can climb we just crash the end Runway uh spe 27 Delta 868 we're in the middle of the cell here have to ask if we could get moved props further south generate 68 the we're in the middle of a cell and the across banking like 70° out side someone is getting their salad tossed in a storm cell nearby you have me over the ocean running into lightning TBM 627 I can't give any turns tonight you got to follow the traffic go through the wind it's virtual it's not going to kill your plane why will that not work oh my [ __ ] goodness I may or may not have just briefly been cruising at 53,000 FT because I accidentally disengaged autopilot while not recording and that's just a rumor I heard no need to look up the flight track or anything I will not be overs speeding the flaps this time there we go professionalism we go up top make sure Landing lights are on which they are not a little bit late to be doing this don't mind that and everything's fine back to realism okay 787 get the out of here Tower 118.7 I'm not going to give myself myself a score on that Landing cuz I prefer not to fall through the Earth again we'll stop right here uh we are somewhere in between a 727 and a 757 whatever4 that sounds like a did that victim last objective is to possibly outperform the landing of Seth our real world pilot 10 out of 10 out of flight I'm honestly I'm going to go 7.1 out of 10 on the landing I'm going to try to make this the smoothest Landing you have ever seen oh my God that was not it boss how not to land a serious Vision jet I cannot believe how much of a 9,000 ft Runway we just Ed in a serus vision yet does that say spandex oh signature how did I read that is spandex G park right up here at the spandex FBO airra ATA Tower is now closed thanks for as Tower logs offline have a great night thank you see you thanks for sing around should not have done that 1253 Delta 156 bye-bye I felt as uncomfortable doing that as you probably felt listening to it 279 the Snuffy 26 take 29 rip Delta 2901 first pretty common maneuver honestly typical land disconnect maneuver what's the first way point ooh Delta on the spot what's the first way point from 279 can't stick out CL hold short to 26 left let me know when you have that and he's gone did not know the uh first way point on his departure and unfortunately could not handle the pressure and had to rip out passing directly over Daytona Beach International Airport right now a lot of Florida man activities taking place down there melin tojet 630 heavy visual 9 ride hey he's in the bathroom he wants you to wait till he gets back clear to land 9 R Tom jet 630 heavy no dumb ass all right cool we got Landing clearance we are going to try the Hut out on this arrival so if I this Landing up horrendously please do not blame me we're going to be flying to the Detroit Metropolitan International Airport today a lovely city of snow and shootings just kidding uh Detroit's a lovely city I don't know that much about it oh my God we are consuming an air vess we are no longer performing sexual acts on the A320 he is thankfully disconnected or relocated Gates and he is now sideways not the best parking job Airbus Pilots am I right check out the contrail action that actually looks like someone got shot down dude I already had one random guy message me saying who's going to intercept me in n18 I don't need any more of this9 63 WestJet 828 oh the worst mic of the day sounds like he's transmitting through a Walmart brand Darth Vader mask del7 with you 11,000 nobody call for two minutes I'm going to be talking no one call oh God someone's going to call3 hey y'all when I and give somebody a call and three other people call in that doesn't do a lot of good for the guy that I just gave a clearance to so if I didn't just call your call sign please stand by Boston Center over it's all fun in games until the center controll start saying over after transmission oh my god oh we avoided hitting them just Matrix two ground vehicles coming out of terminal 3 welcome what's your gate uh no idea didn't think I'd get this far so I I'll take anything 30 15 95 2 take off 10 I don't it was not a wing strike though taking a quick ceremonial pass of the herdz parking lot in memory of all the lives in Camry's lost when that 747 crash through it about 3 years ago oh he is not getting Airborne your mom's on board that's why oh he just hit the [ __ ] hers part lot he just took out 30 Toyota Cam and he's gone uh this guy on the bottom left is definitely about to die where is this guy instructing me he wants me going further left this guy is just telling me to [ __ ] off basically worst parking job ever traffic traffic tcast warning us of traffic off to our left side that is amazing challenging us to AR I've turned the F and seat belt sign back on because [ __ ] is about to get real that should help out with with some possible sequencing so let's go ahead and yeah definitely begin that turn though you know what I'm saying dude 1 2 3 85 or is it 1 2 3 what was the damn frequency [ __ ] he said there was a three in there I can't wait to get St I heard you can get low J we're going to try to plan on a nice low approach right over Maho Beach and uh hopefully not take out any beach goers no promises hopefully they have life insurance and we'll see how it goes telling me I've come all this way to get blown by a play now that is what we call a formation fight hey what's up guys tail strike proud 95 here just want to say thank you all for watching my videos in 2023 it's been another solid year of flight Sim I've certainly enjoyed it I hope you have as well and I'm excited for what's to come in 2024 hope you guys have a great New Year and uh that's it for me thank you again very much for watching I really do appreciate it this is Air Force crowd 95 and I will see you next time navigation oh my God what the is this I have no idea what just happened Mi ground did you happen to see Bo two three heavy Hyper Speed on the ground after touchdown uh negative sir I see standing still so ground knows nothing and neither do you that was a perfectly normal Landing welcome to Miami

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Length: 20min 23sec (1223 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 30 2023