FUNNIEST BOYFRIEND - GIRLFRIEND TEXTS on valentines day!

happy Valentine's Day babe baby Valentine's Days for people that love each other Oh hope it hurts the pain I feel for poor poor I don't know this random person who we don't know none of us know this person but we feel bad for him roses are red violets are blue you're so special and I love you oh that's such a cute Poe oh oh we get a poem back roses are red violets are blue I know you're cheating pack your we're through can some of these not end in heartache cuz I can't handle it I I need good positive vibes for Valentine's Day coming up okay I don't want to be one of these people so my car broke down but I'm running to your house with flowers I'm gonna be super sweaty but I can't wait to see you oh I love you that's so cute he's like I'm gonna run I'm gonna run sweaty but I got flowers and that's all that matters and love love and flowers and sweat but - a sweat but odd chocolate now there's a math equation I can get behind I can't wait to see you later tonight for a movie and dinner me too but just as friends though cuz my boyfriend's out of town this would have been great information to know thanks a lot she tells him the day she's like oh by the way like you know don't take this seriously like I'm just going to a dinner and date with you on Valentine's Day as friends because of my boyfriend somehow can't make it on Valentine's Day I don't know I don't see any logic behind this I feel like if you're gonna accept a dinner and movie date on Valentine's Day you should let them know right away babe did you like the poem I made you I did I also googled it and the original author also did a good job oops That awkward moment when you steal somebody else's poem and then tell your loved one that you made it because you're like I'm getting lucky tonight but really they google it and they find out that like you're just full of plagiarism not lies love plagiarism and lies but not loves yeah no so what are we doing for Valentine's Day I figure we can get some Wendy's and then go watch Netflix Wow great effort I mean at least he's putting in some effort you know like getting a burger from Wendy's it's better than not getting anything you know hashtag forever alone not actually but like I know the fields too so honey how open would you be to a Valentine's Day threesome don't be mad are you serious I got enough chocolates for everybody does that make it okay you know I can spread chocolate and love who asks this who raised you baby what did you get me for Valentine's Day it's the best gift ever done nothing defeats yet because love is blind I told you I told you you guys should have appreciated that Wendy's burger because now you're getting nothing no two seconds ago you're like sticking your nose up at a Wendy's Burger being like didn't know who I am and now you're not getting nothing so uh yeah appreciate that Wendy's burger that's what I always say hash ech always appreciate when these burgers hash like Wendy's why don't you sponsor me okay hi how you doing what do you think about Victoria Veronica or fairy I don't know how to say that name but its own it looks cool like I wish that it looks like fairy with a V but anyways what's up with all these V names I was wondering - surprise I'm pregnant on Valentine's Day you're gonna be a dad happy Valentine's Day are you nervous I think you're nervous I think you're really nervous this is not what you were expecting right let you you're just like why couldn't my girlfriend just give me a box of chocolates like every other girlfriend she's giving me a baby well I'm saying that now because I'm at like a stage in my life for him like hell no two children but like one day one day in the future I'm sure this is this this is very exciting you know we got another poem guys are you guys ready they're either awesome or super cringe roses are red violets are blue I love your attitude can you also send some nudes I'm gonna give that one around applause okay no okay no it's just me clapping that's cool um does that ever work no like I don't think anybody who's ever said a pick-up line with sending nudes has ever received news I think you've just received a big fat L that's what you've received he's like I'm so lonely oh maybe you should like you know take a girl for dinner first before you start asking questions like this just saying just a little advice you know from me to you bro I'm gonna spend Valentine's Day with my true love ah I can't wait to see you too baby I was gonna say food but you can come too I guess I can relate to this on so many levels what's a day without some good tacos you know you know what I'm saying you guys like to see that coming now you know when I talk about food are you guys like just you guys wait for it because sometimes you get disappointed if I talk about food and I don't I don't follow up with delicious delicious I'm so excited I'm excited for our dinner too baby no I mean for tomorrow all the chocolate Viad discount hashtag priorities am i right I'm not even hating chocolate at a discount you can't be mad at that I'm breaking up with you a valentine's day also learned the spume valentine's day but also on Valentine's Day okay you know what - take that back he's probably upset like I think if you're upset you couldn't miss anything I don't even care you just go on you don't get your back together and then and then learn just trying to save money you know I'll ask you out more on the 50 he never talk to me again damn somebody's cheap you don't got money you can't just do something special for somebody you know you can bake them a cake or cookies or something you know I mean or you can make them a really thought out of poem or card there are so many options and half the time like the majority of people not even half the majority of people appreciate thoughtful things more than they do things that cost money whenever I think back to like gifts that like really I remember are all the gifts that were really thoughtful that's like I'm just like you know I mean like that sticks with you that's the best things ever I remember once I got Geordie a pair of shoes but like I did a scavenger hunt so he could find them and he like I think like the scavenger hunt even better than the shoes you know I mean because it was like I had put so much thought into like where I was hiding all the clues and so yeah you could always get like really creative with gifts and I was I'm gonna stop rambling and then continue on I got great news baby oh you got me a Valentine's Day gift nope better I'm std-free just got the results classy this guy this guy keeper I'll pick you up after I finish this dumb dinner with Chloe actually you can pick me up later I think your dinner is cancelled what why look who you are texting idiots have a great Valentine's Day you jerk why do people keep doing this first of all you don't look at who you text how do you not look at who you texts second of all how are you talking about your quote unquote babe like this how you gonna call your BAE your one and only boyfriend slash girlfriend done I don't think you deserve them I want to be honest with you I want you to do my Valentine this year sure I got nothing better to do Road did you hear that what the sound of my heart exploding into a million pieces I can't tell if he's excited cuz he gets to date her or devastated because this was her response on one hand you're you're hanging out with your crush on the other hand she isn't that excited about her sometimes people just take what they can get though babe I got a splint for later what oh I mean a splint oh not that other thing us okay good because you were gonna have a splint okay sure that's one way to answer I got a question for tonight baby yes my love and your sister joining us for v-day dinner WTF I'm sorry but that's a little strange to ask why I do on her sister join you on Valentine's Day we need answers you know all the Icelanders are here and like you need answers we need answers where the rest of these text messages oh it gets worse wait until you guys see the next line and then for dessert I mean clearly they're just talking about chocolate cake right there chuckle cake maybe some ice cream on the side chocolate drizzle why do I do this I gotta confess something to you oh please don't break my heart on v-day no no no no we can't handle it this can't head out no more heart breaks I ate all the chocolates I got you I couldn't help it you know the worst Harding of all when somebody finishes all the chocolate because the guys can relate right just me okay well you'll be my Valentine how can you say no this is so cute I ship it I ship it get it there in the ocean yes new group message to wifey one wifey to wifey three wifey for wifey five oh there isn't a six Chrissy happy Valentine's Day my love you mean the world to me I don't ever want to lose you this triggers me on like so many levels how dare you who raised you this is just so rude can you not can you just pick one look at you how does okay besides the fact that it's completely rude and betrayal all these people's trust and you're breaking all their hearts how do you handle that like how did five haven't you gone crazy yet you're dating five women I can only handle one boyfriend I'm like I don't even understand how people do it I'm like isn't it stressful you know and then also like you have to like hide it all from I just I really don't understand will you be my Valentine you're what Alan time you know Alan are you forgetting AVI if you say yes you can get this be later he didn't find that funny cuz he just wrote that but not that not in press nah I kind of thought it was funny but he was like no no no just weird don't you just hate being single on Valentine's Day yeah so annoying I wish I had a girlfriend well you're single I'm single we don't have to be single on Valentine's Day maybe we should sign up for match.com good idea anything but be with you you crazy I feel like he's like no not falling for that one no no no I just wish people were a little bit nicer how's it going my boyfriend overslept for Valentine's Day I've been crying for the last hour look outside your window I brought flowers I'm confused who brought her flowers she's not texting her boyfriend who brought her flowers this is her best friend or something how did her best friend know he's her best friend and her boyfriend scheming so that she thought he forgot but really he's getting her flowers I don't know I don't get this one baby please pick up I'm sorry I totally forgot it's 12:01 a.m. February 15 the day after Valentine's Day I was so busy today I didn't mean it I think I forgot I have a boyfriend I can't even remember don't have a boyfriend I don't think so I can't remember can't remember can't remember anyways guys I hope you guys have an amazing Valentine's Day I love you all so much stay awesome stay sweet and don't forget to be nice each other bye bye [Music]

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Length: 12min 24sec (744 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 13 2018