Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - The Sadtirist Comic Compilation (Comic Dub)

[Music] i can't read this [ __ ] what does it say none of your business greed it's for lawn fawn lawn fawn huh she your girl is this a [ __ ] love letter you hearty brat just give it to ed and al jesus rice what did lynch say oh is it a love letter i've obtained the philosopher's stone but he's really annoying he's not wrong now oh my dear alphonse you are my knight in shining armor uh i'm really not i mean i'm covered in dirt and dented everywhere also i don't like the night i know you meant night but when everyone's asleep i'm wide awake just staring at the wall the silence swallowing me whole and even though brother is there i feel so overwhelmingly lonely [Music] listen up you two passed the first challenge but are you ready for the hardest test of all please what could be harder than surviving a full month on an island yeah we can do anything oh i wouldn't be so sure don't underestimate the allright brothers old lady old i was going to go easy on you calc bumpkins but that does it for three weeks you have to draw nothing but a perfect circle without any tools huh that's not so bad it's impossible dad jokes hmm oh yes i see oh and heim you think too damn much hello edward my son would you like to hear a dad joke i have prepared many for you aren't you one already a joke of a father so cold [Music] young lord where is your prized sword oh i traded it for a drumstick i'm sorry grandfather i should have kept watch the people in this country are so generous where did you get that sword brother big brother has his ways you know you can create one with alchemy right yeah but this method's more fun [Music] lieutenant what is a simp it's what you are for me sir ah i see then i shall simp for you lieutenant as i had sworn to your father on his dying breath [Music] oh for [ __ ] sake gluttony i just had this suit tailored quick green switch with me i can detect the presence of a homunculus oh [ __ ] what else can you do i can stuff 15 dumplings in my mouth 20 if i don't breathe that's some power you got there kid [Music] no way it couldn't possibly be this simple after all this time al i figured it out we can end this once and for all what that's amazing brother tell me if tears are mostly water and water makes the kernel useless then following that logic all they have to do to win is make that flame bastard cry [Music] what you were supposed to be researching the philosopher's stone i got sidetracked have you turned up any leads on how to get your bodies back full metal yeah actually i've got a lead right here hey let's see what [ __ ] shall i stir up with the colonel this fine day brother i think you might have a problem he's finally admitting it you're right al i do have a problem and his name is roy mustang ed no how do you do fellow kids from now on you will all follow me on the tick tock that is a pocket watch sir but full metal i believe he told you that as a practical joke sir what let it burn your house is on fire all right edward why have you burned down my house [Music] for the insurance money how awful [Music] lieutenant i've been blinded sir by your beauty go back and tell truth to take away your mouth i was kidding perfect for children with no necks i believe he does in fact look up to me rightful metal is that a jab at my stature you bastard i'm reporting this what no i [ __ ] [Music]

Channel: BeastAlchemistVA

Views: 11,014

Keywords: fullmetal alchemist, fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, alphonse elric, edward elric, riza hawkeye, ling yao, mei chang, izumi curtis, lan fan, roy mustand, fmab, comic dub, fma, comedy, greed, tumblr, comic compilation, comic, anime, manga, meme

Id: YkEOIIdD0rs

Length: 6min 25sec (385 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 13 2021