Full Episode | The Lady In The Bottle | Season 1 Ep. 1 | I Dream of Jeannie

[Music] how are you feeling tony oh kind of eager sir oh he's a lucky devil you wouldn't want to sit this one out would you uh no thanks my baby everything checks out general good uh melissa asked me to give her love she wanted to come and see you off herself but i don't break regulations not even from my own daughter no sir i understand tony this is your week up in orbit today and marrying melissa on sunday we'll throw you a bachelor party when you get back [Music] all systems a-okay ten seconds to firing nine eight seven six five four three two one zero liftoff [Music] [Music] this is general stone we have an emergency stardust one is coming down alert the seventh fleet [Music] ah [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] i must have gone further into orbit than i thought [Music] so [Music] [Music] well i've read about genies but i never thought they really it's like something out of the arabian nights checklist you know i suppose if i hadn't come along you'd still be in this wait a minute i rescued you i rescued that that means i get a free wish or something genies do that don't they well of course they do yeah uh genie uh i tell you i wish i i wish there was a big beautiful p2v right up in the sky over my head right now dorom cato i'm sorry i have to get a genie doesn't speak english airplane airplane um airplane you know uh it's up in the sky up there see uh see more oh yes yes yes all right see more [Music] all right look forget about the airplane i wish for a ship genie uh uh uh a boat uh a boat uh in the water in the ocean uh uh like this um uh a ship ah yes yes kisti [Music] you're older than you look no no it's it's not right genie it's not right take it away genie i wish you could speak english you're sure hey paryan somehow i must find a way to please thee master forget it you'll never be able to please me as long as you don't understand you spoke english that's all i had to do was say i wish without me ask anything of thy slave master that's very kind of you i i actually don't need anything at the moment yes i do i need a helicopter helicopter uh yes a helicopter it's a well it's like an airplane and it's big and it's it's noisy and uh well it has blades on top makes that kind of a noise [Music] yeah yeah that's a helicopter that's a helicopter that's a helicopter oh i'll travel anywhere with me master sure sure oh wait till general stone sees you genie i'll never be able to explain you well i i'm setting you free oh thou hast set me free master now i belong to thee no no no you don't understand that i rescued you and you rescued me or even i'm going home now and you you go wherever you go okay goodbye genie [Music] [Music] goodbye [Applause] are you a welcome psychiatrist [Music] the whole world's wondering where you are right now but i'm kind of wondering myself where am i well uh i'm not quite sure storm blew us off cause well how'd you find me instinct captain instinct let's go get your gear yeah i can't wait to get out of here you lose something no no i'm sorry you say something hmm are you saying it no come on let's go [Music] i'm always fascinated by these local courtship customs hello dr bellows melissa would you excuse us while your fiance and i have a chat i'll uh wait for you outside i'll drive you home oh no doctor well uh i just checked over your apart you don't seem to have suffered any physical after effects no sir no emotional after effects not exactly but something oh well it was it was nothing really i i sort of had a hallucination did you yes um i had been floating around up there and i suppose i was dizzy and and that in combination with the lack of oxygen and worry and wishful thinking uh-huh she seemed very real to me at the time of course i know now that was just my subconscious i knew i was off the beaten track and that i might never be found and when i saw that bottle on the beach i i hallucinated a genie out of it a genie yes oh a girl genie a girl genie yes what was this genie like oh she was well just your average everyday run-of-the-mill genie of course beautiful yes desirable and helpful yes yes captain that's the classic fantasy a beautiful girl on a desert island a girl who would do anything for you do you know who that girl was no sir i've never seen her before in my life she was your mother my mother's salt lake city i'm a psychiatrist i know a mother when i see one [Music] i suggest you go home and get some rest a lot of it oh thank you i i feel a lot better getting this off my chest for a while there i was afraid i was cracking up were you yes goodbye get me general stone [Music] darling how would you like me to fix dinner for you oh that'd be one well that's the least i can do for the conquering hero some hero i didn't even finish the mission ah well that really wasn't your fault tony is there someone in your shower no of course not i wouldn't be taking a shower [Music] oh look goodbyes goodbye i i didn't realize how tired i was all right darling of course i understand uh uh i tell you what after i get a little wrestled i'll pick you up and we'll go to this well well look who's here i'm looking uh oh melissa this is this is genie tony i've always prided myself on being tolerant but but would you explain to me what is that girl doing here uh well that's the explanation no she's not here what uh well well she is here but of course uh she's not a girl goodbye tony no no you you don't understand oh i'm afraid i do understand tony i may be tolerant but but that's a girl it's a girl what was that one doing here master that one was my fiance thou art kidding no just a minute young lady melissa happens to be a black-haired demon oh well yeah look who's talking i can do much more for these and she can't now stop that ginny we don't do that in america i mean when you're engaged to general stone's daughter you don't do that in america you know yes uh hello oh hi eddie oh general stone's on his way over here right right thanks general stone's on us we're general stones on us well you've got to get out of here right now and i mean oh i'm happy here with thee oh but genie i i hate to do this but i wish you to vanish where where did i go raw thomas set me free that means that i am free to please thee and i am going to please thee very much no no no please no no you don't understand it general stone's going to be here any minute oh i tell you get back in here okay oh that was so masterful no no genie uh genies i mean stop that i mean [Music] would you please cut that out i i don't think you understand how really important this is this i want you to get back in there no no no no come on stop playing around gene look yeah yeah genie look look look what i have isn't that pretty it's a black pearl yes yes it's yours it's yours i got you bless you [Music] i'm gonna let you go now jeanine hey thanks thanks for everything have a nice trip [Music] hello tony sir how you doing boy how are you feeling oh great great just great uh dr bellows told us about your uh hallucination oh uh well you didn't have to mention that sir there's nothing really it was just the heat of the excitement uh it was nothing at all i explained it all to it uh sometimes these hallucinations return captain in all conscience i can't qualify you for active duty again until we're certain that you're completely normal well i am normal absolutely normal there's no girl in the box dr bellows and i both think hey stop hey wait there's a girl in there she must have sneaked past her genie kitty are you all right now come on speak to me what's with this guy charlie i told you there's a girl in there she's in a bottle well no i know he didn't see it you're sick charge for garbage oh we're in a high-class neighborhood i mean we got a good grade of garbage give me your ten dollars here geez there she is come along with us captain we'll buy you all the garbage you want huh no no no no no gina you can come out now she saved my life you know well come on out yeah the gentleman's waiting oh oh look look look look let's see see now come on yeah now i see her she's really quite smooth she's beautiful it's very clear you and this girl were inside of this bottle playing marbles you know a hospital wait no sir please you really believed me did you huh i really had you fooled oh if you could see the expression on your faces what do you mean you had us fool when i was putting you on i i do you remember the time you you uh locked me in the freezing chamber and left me there huh oh and do you remember the time you you blew me out of the wind tunnel well i was just getting back at them sir you you mean the whole thing is just a gag and what a gag i i really had you guys born you made it seem remarkably real very interesting well i i certainly hope i didn't carry this too far general you really had me worried tony i wouldn't want a son-in-law who went around seeing genies would i oh well of course not sir no you'll get some rest i'll see you in the morning yes sir let's go hi how about you guys i remember [Music] we thought we'd lost you but you know better to play practically in the future [Music] thou deceived me i should turn thee into a serpent with two heads no no no don't do anything you're gonna feel sorry for i trusted thee what matter of master arthur gee i i appreciate everything you've done for me honestly i do but well there's just no room for you in my life i wish you'd take my shirt off jeannie no no i mean i wish you'd put on your own clothes thanks you're just not air force genie i have a career i i have a fiancee that one she's made of ice she could never make thee happy for over 2000 years i've been in that bottle and then then this hand released me when i saw thy wise face i cannot tell me how much happiness thou has brought to me [Music] no no no oh that must relax [Music] now is this not better well that beats going into orbit how'd you get in that crazy bottle anyway oh a wicked and powerful gin put me in there because i would not marry him you poor kid it must have been wild in those days oh it was it would please me to see it [Music] hey this is stop uh we don't do this in cocoa beach [Music] look genie [Music] genie would you please uh could you lady would you take this would you stop this i found that please master yes no no no no they're about to lock me up now [Music] thou art the most stubborn and ungrateful master i've ever served hey that's very very disappear [Music] i want us to park friends uh uh i'll tell you what let's uh let's let's go get your bottle and take it down to the beach or somewhere for me to take off i'm sorry if i heard your feelings so that's what's been going on since i've been out of town huh i never saw him before in my life but he's got a bottle waiting for you over at his place huh you were rocking a homebreaker no no no no i i saw i wasn't talking to your wife sir i was talking to your smoke i thought it was a friend of mine thank you hello tony uh we were having a little barbecue sir uh uh are you going to a costume bowl no well i thought it might shall we go inside well why don't we stay out here sir it's so cool oh tommy that's feeling so well you won't like it in there oh why not well for one thing i'm redecorating and you didn't tell me wait wait i can explain everything it's very simple thank you so much oh that's much better tony uh there are certain things that are expected of melissa's husband yes sir i know did you find that amusing no it's not funny what did you say oh nothing you seem very nervous though i'm fine why that's fine i'm going to recommend a vacation for you that's an excellent idea sir somewhere a long long way away from here that's a wonderful idea i believe in long honeymoons so do i so do i i know that you've been under a terrible strain darling and i'm i'm willing to make allowances up to a point but you don't want me to make allowances oh i do i do get out of that dress what i i i i didn't mean you melissa tony when you were up there you didn't meet any unidentified flying objects did you tony's just tired after all he has been through a lot you'll never know melissa i think you're going to feel so much better once we get married would you get out of here what not you not you sir it's all right darling i think it's time that you should go to bed i think you're absolutely right i'll come by and see you in the morning uh i think it might be a better idea if i came by and see you naturally i don't want to find that girl around here anymore good night tony good night dad in general i'm going to see that everything is just fine darling just fine fine fine good night good night [Music] glad you're enjoying yourself because the party's over do you understand that i won't genie what are you doing to me i'm sorry genie you have got to go i i i want you to get on your magic carpet or however you travel uh when i get up in the morning i don't want to see you here you understand that [Music] oh [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: I Dream of Jeannie

Views: 919,722

Rating: 4.8973784 out of 5

Keywords: I Dream of Jeannie, Barbara Eden, Larry Hagman, American Sitcom, 1960s TV, Comedy, Genie, Bottle, I Dream of Genie, Classic TV, Karen Sharpe, Hayden Rorke, Bill Dailey, Philip Ober, Full Episode, Pilot, Aladdin, Rubbing A Lamp, Wishes, Wish Fulfilment, Wandavision, Wanda Vision, Wanda, Vision, Original, sitcom, Full Episodes, Season 1, Season One, Pilot Episode, First Episode, Episode 1, Episode 1.1, S01E01, S1E1

Id: Q712oNfpYiQ

Length: 25min 51sec (1551 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 18 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/BlueWolf07]

Oh cool,

My mom and I used to watch this show as reruns came on the tv sometimes. It was fun, and very engaging for a middle school boy.

[u/redditmastery]

I was in love with that Jeannie.