Full Episode Jeeves and Wooster S01 E2:Bertie is In Love

you you our deeds how is a little chat this morning distressingly willful and well we must look on the Brightside years we must think of the untold gooks we've done ourselves by nannying the beast until aunt Agatha has finished her inspection of the continent true sir and pardon me for asking sir but are you proposing to appear in public in those garments what certainly Jeeves what do you think not necessarily is it I'm told that mr. Freddy he's a riot flower do often appears on the Music Hall stage incomparable attire but no no no no no buts geez I haven't I think very highly of them now then yes we must be making tracks I tee off at 11:30 London Oh sir oh thank you Jarvis yes Jeeves I rather think that today you will be proud to see the young master sails on to the quarterfinals at the very least of the drones Club annual knockout golf tournament this is indeed good news then you see Jeeves my matches against barmy Frankie Phipps being drawn against him is generally considered to be the golfing equivalent of a walker but I see Sir I hope Bobbie Wickham will be amazed at my exploits on the golf course today - Jeeves indeed sir may I inquire as to why you are so desirous of impressing miss Wickham good night Lu teams I'm in love with Miss Wickham there's no need to say like that Jeeves don't worry about miss Wickham you know if you say is right Jeeves this is the time for plain speaking just what exactly is your kick against miss Wickham I insist yeah well sir although miss Wickham is a very charming young lady exactly Jeeves you speak an imperial court what eyes yes sir what hair very true sir what luckiness precisely what exactly do you mean precisely sir well sir it is that very quality of sba Luria which to my mind D bars miss Wickham from being a matrimonial prospect three gentlemen of your description and what do you mean a gentleman of my description miss Wickham in my opinion sir is too frivolous whenever I see Miss Wickham I know that trouble cannot be far behind in order to qualify as Miss Wickham's husband a gentleman should be possessed of a commanding personality and considerable strength of character exactly Jeeves condemned out of your own mouth what Oh Bobby Tommy Oh Bertie didn't know you'd arrive well I haven't until now of course I didn't arrive somewhere once miss extraordinary thing Oh morning the South one yeah brother Robin a CA G's doesn't like them within of course Jeeves is notoriously hidebound in the matter of legwear I was on my way there and something happened I can't remember what exactly you look after the Hound runs your body or spurting rice looking for to the match for me I'll say I've got this wonderful new gadget from lillywhites you wind it up and clip it onto your club and it buzzes to tell you when to start your downswing good shot barmy Thank You Betty but I've been taking lessons barmy no it's this what's it Thank You George works marvelously indeed very good McIntosh quiet McIntosh sorry buddy hmm sorry sorry right now I'm gonna do here geez it just keep it low drill it straight up through the trees quail high indeed and dogleg it round the wood and let it drift onto the grain was just enough backspin to bring it up level with a pin but I didn't block straight into the hole Jeeves that would seem to be ideal their maths finesse in ER at kaput sir Linda shot Bellamy Oh buddy I'm sorry come here McIntosh perhaps we are not keeping our eye on the ball with sufficient decid you it is it's a blasted dog James every time I look at the boss don't yeah good shot Bertie Thank You Barney hi Mackintosh good you ask me Jeeves that animal isn't the pay of the funghi Fitz's No they are Deeb's the old touch coming back can we put you down for 12 listen no no nothing can make me disclose my secret you have to tell us mother who is Ariana's father never yes yes who is my father do you think I can go on living with this hanging over me it's a living hell I tell you don't he say nothing mrs. warminster what the devil has he got to do with you old Elias what Oh lady Wickham hello sir couple hello Tuppy how are you young men I hear you made a dog's breakfast of air guff this morning no he was an absolute scream Thank You Bobbie I shall do my best to be the game and popular loser Derby such a stick Bertie it was fun God isn't intended to be fun Rebecca we're just reading my new play mr. Wooster would you care to join us I don't think you're gonna take the Hound for a walk I'll come with you Oh Bobby who's going to read Orianna no could you read Orianna mr. Glossop oh right yes um what the devil has it got to do with you older lies he knows he must know how does he know may have but to lose like that the Barney old people they nearly died laughing in the refreshment tent it's no laughing matter young Bobby no no I know Bertie but I've got an idea I warn you I'm about to say Jeeves he's going to make you look pretty silly Envy turn this morning if I remember rightly you stated that miss Wickham was frivolous volatile and generally lacking in serious leather my great quite correct yes well this afternoon I went for a walk with Miss Wickham the treatment suggested to me the right post brainiest scheme for getting back at young Bonnie that anyone could possibly imagine getting back at him soon mmm I'm wonders if this is quite the sporting spirit hey one Millie wonders sir oh no no this is the Wooster spirit Jeeves unsporting would be me reporting that blasted buzzer thing to the committee no this is strictly man-to-man very good - anyway it appears that at the school where miss Wickham was educated it was from time to time necessary for the right thinking element to slip on Oh a certain of the baser sort do you know what they did Jeeves the news oh I don't know I'll they used to take a long stick and follow me closely here geez they used to attach a gardening needle to it and then a dead of night they would sneak privily into the party of the second part cubicle and they would poke the needle through the bedclothes and puncture the water bottle Oh girls are so much subtler in these matters and boys jeez I'm sure you must be right mm-hmm and this this is the girl that you call frivolous yes sir I do well anyone who think I'm a wheeze like that is my idea of a helpmeet now if you any idea where young bommies sleeps I believe he is currently installed in the bedrooms and joy Jeeves yes huh you couldn't get me a dummy needle could you and a bit of stick and some string most of all winning most a moving sea chili oh you wonderful it reminds us of who the country Oh my wife does not like to be reminded of all the country thank you so much miss Bellinger sir cuthbert and I are so starved of true culture buried down here in the country too kindly damn fine June you can hammer tap your foot to always honest absolutely it's absolutely miss Bella when you were last at last Carla what do you think Betty well absolutely what a wonderful noise she makes it's quite amazing you know I've only known her couple of weeks mm-hmm I think I'm in love but steady the Buffs whenever my wife thinks of Armenia she weeps every time and I professor crutch wasn't she wonderful was good times you know the currently at university I was professor of phonic languages but we leave all behind our house in Stanislaus Avenue our political in the countryside civil children dashed awkward no no no no he's better here for Manya is dump oh oh you were wonderful darling as far as I can see the trick in playing the piano is to get one hand to do one thing while the other ones do something else well what I mean I can do that with a knife and fork Sartain see I'm just a fun give hips good milady Wickham oh good night mr. step I do hope you'll be quite comfortable oh I'm sure I will I good night barmy good night sleep well our goal is the rising price you you write are you murder what Matt no no I uh hmm I thought you a balmy you thought I am bother me oh yeah it was a joke you see where is your room by lunatic mine um well it's just about yours the Cockrum thank you we will find it put on your old monitor turn your back Oh haddock we will spend the finish of the night in your bed you may sleep here come another Jeeves you have blundered grievously sir bar a was not sleeping in this room this was professor club and his wife yes sir mr. funky Phipps was good enough to exchange rooms with them yesterday evening after medomak Lodge complained that their room reminded her of her homelands and oh and when did you discover this late last night 10:00 late last night and you cold-blooded least reminded me what my sudden doom yes sir I thought that on reflection you might prefer that your relationship with the Wickham family remained a distant one a distant one I'm about to propose to the daughter of the house this very am very good sir shall I lay out our hands tooth jack suit sir for the journey what journey to London's a lady Wickham has already asked mr. funghi Phipps to leave asked him to leave during the night sir when Professor and madam occlude were occupying your bed he entered their room and pierced their hot-water bottle with a sharp implement an extraordinary coincidence Jeeves mommy getting the same idea as I did the concatenation of circumstance you described was not entirely unforeseen sir it appears that he received the suggestion from the young lady from Miss Wickham yes sir you mean at the same time that she was putting me up to the scheme of puncturing barmy's hot-water bottle she was tipping barmy after puncturing mine oh she is a young lady with a keen sense of humor soon you're a cold sir just shivering Jeeves in the accounts if I may take the liberty of saying so sir may perhaps lend colour to the view which I put forward yesterday that miss Wickham there in many respects a very charming young lady say no more Jeeves love is dead very good yeah now there's a good ship HM uh stop rubbing on a home trip hop up and down she's bobbing oh the cruise pretty tough battle semester rough they're all fed up and say that they've had bothered in the harbor he's unable seamen and they called him red hair tall but I watch you say I'll meet you back with your friends I'll treat you so why do you think I've had a message wrong do you like that song jeeps well sir it's called forty-seven ginger headed sailors Jesus all the rage with drones at the moment I can't say that I'm surprised to hear that forty-seven ginger headed sailors coming home across the briny sea back when the ankles Wade and the journeys made yourself stop a party with her the holy hot air forty sinja headed sailors you can bet you're going to hear them when they hate us and all they daddy the other person my idea of heaven is not a servile ginger headed sailors really speaks to me that song you know Jeeves I'm sorry to hear that sir whose idea the rest of it I shouldn't like to put you to any troubles and this note was delivered for you by hand a few moments again oh well at least McIntosh likes my singing you're not really gonna miss a little fellow when aunt Agatha gets back today well of all the Bally nerve Jeeves sir after everything she did to us last weekend she wants us to give her lunch today sir miss Wickham Jeeves I'm two of her friends she even specifies the menu yeah indeed sir roly-poly pudding with lots of jam oysters ice cream and plenty of chocolate must be on some kind of diet now I shall have to go and remonstrate with her Jeeves very good sir guys foregoing perches the comestibles by no means Chiefs by no means I could be chilled still you know no mommy after everything you've done to me I just don't see how you have you your marching hey don't be such a stick Bertie surprise about lunch is it new it dashed well there's nothing like Bertie I can't give mr. blumenfield lunch here look what has has been decorated Oh West Falls are open I never thought you were small minded Bertie careful of those mouldings Jordan she minded mr. blumenfield a fearfully important Broadway producer I've got to eat mummys played him after lunch I can treat him in a restaurant yesterday us why does he want jam roly-poly and oysters well he doesn't but for his son partly mr. blumenfield always banks on his verdict he says an eight-year-old child's intelligence is exactly equal to a Broadway audiences hmm well I'm I'm not sit around all afternoon one of you read your mother's dratted play well you're gonna have lunch at the club then no no no but as you're such a dear help me Brandon is armed don't he come nigh me young sir euchre oh if you don't take your hands off that young woman what then what'll I do Mar old Elias happen LLL take thy riding crop tool like the old maester thy favour be used to do daddy it that's so cute isn't he don't you like the place huh sure I like it fine for the dogs cuter hey yeah sure sure he is here's what I'm going to the Opera tonight Oprah toffee chorusing in the Barbara cigarette these other one about the pyramids sounds like is right a name I've never been to the Opera before would you like to come with me Bertie oh well excuse me sir there's a Miss Wickham for you on the phone well righto yes Bobby yes good you've done what why you kill me geez I couldn't stop her sir do you mean to say that you you stood by allow Bobbie Wickham make a prison term I'll back at those dog to some perfect strangers ease you know how headstrong young lady she can ease is she mad the child took offensive to the animals her and in order to ingratiate herself to the boy's father she presented it to him boy I want him I'm lost Jeeves sink all they ever is do here at six o'clock if I might propose a course of actions know anything jeez anything mr. blumenfield and the young gentleman are attending a motion-picture performance this afternoon sir they were not returned to their hotel until five o'clock at which time is wicken we'll call on them to sign the contract for lady Wickham's play should they be delayed fees to go straight up to their suite and attend them let's see how that helps us jeans if you will bear with me sir our first requirement is for aniseed embassy to sprinkle on the trousers aniseed is commonly and extensively used in the dognapping industry I don't know that oh yes indeed sir now sir you know how much the dog Macintosh enjoys your scene the trousers t7 ginger look same bet you're going to hear them when they hey that's not nothing with a back back that afternoon like a breathe like a breeze now put the pooch somewhere where my trousers will cease to cast their spell tell me Jeeves we've always liked this or did it come on suddenly sir the brain the gray matter we weren't outstandingly brilliant child my mother thought me intelligence well can't go by that my mother thought me intelligent food who is that cheese probably mr. blumenfield seniors a what he telephoned a short while ago to say that he was about to pay you a call sir Vince not cheap get rid of him Jeeves don't see what I can do is it what this guy Wooster where is he I could not say sir he sneaked my son's dog most disturbing huh you don't know where he is my boy has his heart set on that little dog if he doesn't get it back he's gonna turn right against that play what's that smell in here um aniseed I suspect sir mr. Wooster likes to sprinkle it on his trousers the hell does he do that for I could not say is that mr. Wooster is an eccentric you mean he's alone II yes sir not dangerous yes sir with regard to the aniseed sir I fancy I have now located it on this I am very much mistaken it's proceeding from behind the sofa no doubt mr. Wooster is sleeping them doing what sleeping sir oh my god would you like me to wake him up Sam no no just get me out of here alive that's all I ask very good said but I think I can do better than that hey here's a five-pound note thank you very much indeed sir ah ha ha this way sir hey Maggie good afternoon Jeeves mr. Musa the Astor Hotel you know where that is bunny I'll tank earth up oh I'll sacrifice you can't go to the flat why I dress McIntosh as well no he isn't I will yes fighting for my mind coming in the myth I know I but no but you can't go up there no no now you nobody come no look James is important your mouth is hanging open again Bertie hi God there he is come to mother McIntosh how's my baby then hmm mouth closed but it but Jeeves are I'm sure master blumenfield jr. will not detect the fact that I purchased another dogs in another talk except to the eye of love serve one Aberdeen Terrier is much like another isn't she wonderful stomach stop reminds me they're challenged and would be with Oh Buffy I'm really just something about the trousers but I told you I had a special reason isn't she wonderful it allowed bits oh yeah you have this look the thing is birdy what with her great soul and everything she has this rather serious outlook on life I want you to back me up let her know I've got a serious mind and Sobell know you had any sort of mine that is just the sort of remark we don't want thank you very much well I suppose we could better get backstage and uh meet up oh I think it's more Opera first surely not oh yes that was only act one well how many other four good God but well this one super what a treat hello oh well done let it be over it's Hildebrand darling one moment Hildebrand Hildebrand just shut up and hello Cora you remember Bertie what's that Oh Cora good evening mr. Wooster sorry topping Jo why thank you I did not know you would a devotee of the Opera mr. Wooster well um that's all naughty naughty at the Hippodrome last year did you really hella brand I should be grateful if you would not make a cigar in my dressing room huh mmm who is so serious minded old Tuppy I beg your pardon top it serious - Oh Lord yes duuude hmm famous for it Ivan sage with me now when we're at the races or drifting a few at the track I said with Tuppy old fellow you are serious minded aren't you absolutely well that went pretty well I hmm but how are you going to keep it up Tuppy now I've my long-term strategy Bertie you remember beefy Bingham yes I ran into him the other day he's a possibly and it's quiet down in the East End well the thing is course frightfully keen on good works so I've been helping beefy out at the lads Club he runs down there for the local toughs well you know the sort of thing cook on cribbage in the reading room and whatnot yes I wonder where you've been getting to lots more Cora's promised to sing Abby fees next entertainment and mark my devilish ingenuity but it I'm gonna sing - how is that gonna get you anywhere because I intend to sing a song which will prove to hell once and for all that there are great deeps in my nature well I'm not gonna sing one of your moldy old comic salt I'm gonna sing about angels being lonely and we're all that kind of stuff angels Bing you're not gonna sing Sonny Boy I jolly well am the Angels grew lonely to Tokyo because they were lonely I can't be responsible for tuppy's affairs of the heart you may be my favorite nephew but I'll tell you but he is your friend Bertie up until about three weeks ago that blasted Glossop was all over my daughter haunting the house lapping up daily lunches dancing with a half the night and so on well naturally the poor kid imagined that it was only a question of time before he suggested they should feed for life out of the same bucket and now he's gotten dropped Angela like a hot brick and I here is infatuated with some singer hmm Cora Bellinger how do you know that matter what she like but on the lines of the Albert Hall I want this Bellinger business broken up Bertie a little thing like this should be child's play to G years from all right here from what mr. Wooster has told me of the lady I believe the troupe miss Bellinger witness mr. Glossop appearing to disadvantage in public she would cease to entertain affection for him in the event for example of his failing to please the audience on Tuesday with his singing by Jove you mean if he gets the bird all will be off now should be greatly surprised if this were not the case sir yeah but we cannot leave this thing to chance Jeeves we need not leave it entirely to luck sir if mr. Glossop were to sing Sonny Boy directly after you to Zaire had sang Sonny Boy FNC the audience would have lost their taste for that particular song would respond warmly I'm sure Jeeves you are a marvel Thank You Madame Jeeves you are an ass me sings Sonny Boy what of Beatty Biggins entertainment mr. Wooster has a pleasant light baritone mrs. Travers he often uses it about the flat Bertie you will sing it and like it England England big blinds pattern military Club my anteclo alternate strands like heroes only the part England England was a favorite of me not a large gathering zermatt enthusiastically party oh you hear jeez dude i've been present since the commencement any casualties here no nose no mmm so I'll be the first one I I know means her I anticipate that you will be well-received do you suppose the one moment when Tuppy Glossop he has been seeing that dashed song he'll just stroll on a moment later and sing it to it yeah mr. Glossop will not hear you see sir hey hmm but my advice he has stepped across the road to the dog and duck and he intends to remain there until it's time for him to appear on the platform that world repeats Thank You mr. Simpson thank you and now an old friend of mine who's here to entertain us mr. Bertie Wooster climb up on my knees Sonny ball you are only three Sonny Boy you've no way out knowing I'm the way of showing me Sonny Boy you're sad from ever I know your worth you made a heaven you are a long time mr. Cosmo Thank You V talk to you because they will know only two sorry and now a real treat someone who's become very familiar to us at the cribbage board over the past few weeks but tonight he's going to sing for us mr. Hildebrand Glossop mr. Glossop has also helped us with the ping-pong most professionally performed if I may say so sir you may assume a laugh mind you the bird was definitely hovering in the air I could feel the beating of its wings I fancy the audience may have lost their taste for this particular melody though Hey I shouldn't have to mentioned it earlier sir but the song was performed twice before you arrived and you mean to tell me Jeeves did you do I think mr. Glossop is about to begin sly sky Oh surgeons knife eh Jeeves precisely yes I think we may definitely consider the Glossop Bellinger romance the next item was to have been solved by Miss Cora Bellinger the well-known operatic soprano now I've just received a telephone message from miss Bellinger saying that her car has broken down now she is however on her way in a cab and will arrive shortly now in the meantime perhaps our old friend mr. Enoch Steve's chosen even here I and so it would seems and so she now saw tuppy's Waterloo this whole agony has been for nothing most unfortunate turn well I'm going home Jeeves never never never involving one of your schemes again very good sir yeah with your permission sir I would like to witness the remainder of the entertainment look at all are you than me Jeeves plus Lee my heart has turned to stone mr. Jeeves good evening madam great yes Thank You mr. Simpson thank you and now and well worth waiting for I'm sure you'll agree miss Cora Bellinger you know Jeeves I had one of the rawest funcles in a lifetime of rummy phone calls last night indeed - from my aunt Dahlia she told me that top he was there with Angela and that all was over between him and miss Bellinger I confessed that I had anticipated some such eventualities her hey the thought came to me when I observed miss Bellinger strike mr. Glossop in the eyes and asked her to do that for I fancy she was upset sir at the vigor with which the audience expressed their disapproval of her choice of song and now Jeeves you're not gonna tell me that miss Bellinger saying Sonny Boy - yes since oh what an extraordinary coincidence not entirely sir I took the liberty of a costing miss Bellinger on her arrival at the hall and saying that mr. Glossop had requested that she sing Sonny Boy as a particular favor to him I say Jeeves precisely there she supposed that she had been the victim of a practical Pleasant area by mr. Glossop she took it hard and good heavens Jeeves shall I run your bath soon Thank You Jeeves yes Oh Jeeves yes sir those plus six is Jeeves get rid of them William thank you sir it will be a wrench at first but you'll feel better

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Length: 50min 27sec (3027 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 17 2013