Women of the Lei family, please listen carefully. There are 13 big cakes hanging on the archway opposite the pond. This month's money and this month's housework allocation are hidden in the big cakes. You must step on the plum blossom piles and cross the pond to pick them. Be careful not to touch your feet when picking the pie. When picking the pie, you are not allowed to use your hands. Only your mouth is allowed to bite. Get ready for the competition. Get out of the way. Don’t touch my feet. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way , get out of the way , ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The chicken crows and grabs the guests. Mom, it’s our turn this month. Hahaha , good son. Hahaha, we’ve grabbed the biggest one. We’re going to have a good meal. Look, look, dad . Why are there only 30 Wen, yes, our pie is the biggest. Why is it only 30 Wen? I want 90 Wen. What's wrong with this? You grab the biggest pie, so you are assigned the most housework. Brother, this is too unfair. Do the math. Which onion? If you're fair with me, you don't need 300,000 yuan. Hey, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. As the head of the family, I have settled my responsibilities for this month. It 's getting late. The matchmaker, Ding Ma, arranged it for me. I have to go on a blind date and have a look. You are definitely going to make a noise with me. Why are you making such a fuss? Which one of you is trying to cheer me up? You guys have to figure it out for yourselves. Begging , begging, shouting, bringing the land, territory, territory, and you, you idiot, the four of you. Ladies, if I don’t go out to find a man who can have a son, you will let me, Lao Lei, have an unborn child. Go away, mom, did you hear what dad just said? Drag the oil bottle base , oh, you won’t lose a piece of meat after being scolded . Haha , in order to please dad , you may not have enough information , but you asked me to dress up as a boy all day long to please him. But what happened ? Why are you crying? God, please remember that Reis still bullied me and my mother. You will punish him by never having a son. Hahaha , finally here, happy town. Little knot , you go and arrange the inn for a while. This young master will go up first. Let’s take a walk around the street. Then I’ll go now. Come on. Why are there so many people ? Isn’t this Boss Lei? Hey, both of you are here to support Miss Chu Yue. Yes , oh, Boss Lei. Congratulations to Boss Lei. His eyebrows are so wide open. Congratulations to Yuanyuan. Hahaha. Please tell me what this is for. It’s hard to get a ticket for this Chuanxiang Tea House. It’s hard to get a ticket. Queuing up. Why are you queuing up? Everyone is waiting. It’s nothing special. Well, who are you talking nonsense about? Why don't you get in line and stay aside ? Stop talking nonsense here. How dare you talk to this young master like this? I'm so happy. I dare to challenge Lei Sihai before he was born. Give me your name and let me know you. Which one is onion, which one is garlic ? This young master is neither an onion nor a garlic. This young master’s name is written on my young master’s face. If you write these two words on my face, you deserve a beating. Hahaha, yes, my young master’s surname is Gao. What kind of money is this? Ah, yes, my name is Gao Fushuai. Oh, Gao Fushuai. Your name is Gao. Shameless. Go to the back. Go to the queue . Go to the queue. Go to the queue. Go to the queue. Today, I will buy 100 tickets to book this place. It’s our first meeting. I ’ll give you some. As a meeting gift , today I am treating you, Master. Thank you very much . Come and have a look. You are welcome to taste it. Master, please give me a portion if it tastes delicious. Is it delicious? I won’t give you a penny . Try it. Try it, taste it, sir, it’s five cents for you . Bah, pay me five cents. Sir, you haven’t paid yet. Go, you haven’t paid. Oh, who ignored you? Who dares to hit me ? Pay me. Let me make the decision. Ah, it doesn’t taste good. If you don’t give me money, it doesn’t taste good. What’s in your stomach? If you have the ability, spit it out for me. If you spit it out cleanly , it proves that this steamed cake is indeed not delicious. I’ll let you go. Spit it out. What’s wrong? If you can’t spit it out, do you want it? Master, let me help you , no, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no , no, sir, give me money, give you money, oh, okay , okay , okay, okay, okay, thank you, sir, thank you, sir, hahaha, sir , hey, sir, hahaha, bring you the steamed cakes. Eat , come back when you're done, thank you, hahaha, wow, it 's so delicious, Reggie Din, where are you going? How many times have I told you, don't call me Niklas, my name is Niklas , Niklas , Niklas, that's right. Doesn't it sound like you can still poop? It's just that you poop slower. Is there a difference ? This time, I have a mission. I came here specifically to find fault. If others don't find fault with you, forget it. Your ancestor Kidd still wants to find fault with others . Forget it, forget it, I won’t play with you anymore . It’s not bone white, it should be good bye . I said before that I am your Master Yang and you are my Chinese master. You have to explain to me clearly why you can’t find trouble in China. Is the name "Master, Master" so easy? Yes, I understand. Isn't it what you Chinese call filial piety? Well, I have good things to show filial piety to you . This piece of shit is inedible and worthless. Even a light, a dog or a hug is too short. This is called telesco. Telescope is not telescope. In Chinese, it means clairvoyance. This thing can see things thousands of miles away . Yes, yes . Look, open your eyes from here . This thing can see very far away , right? What did you see ? Why are you so happy ? No , hey, don’t crowd, don’t crowd, don’t crowd, don’t crowd. Brother , please use the noise. Please think about this brother carefully. What do you want to ask? Sir, I have entered the examination room three times. Hey, please write a word . Let me write. What word should I write? This brother , the word test pays attention to fate . Don’t worry about gains and losses. Just write what is in your heart on the paper. I'm worried about gains and losses . I'm worried about gains and losses. Is it possible that I've run out ? Say it quickly, say it quickly, don't be in a hurry, say it, say it quickly. Congratulations on your high school graduation. How can I see it? To write without intention is to replace it with no intention. String a bamboo pole up to the sky and catch two circles. Not only are you in high school, but you also won 2 yuan in a row. It’s really great. Thank you, sir. Thank you. What water should you fill in? I’ve been to the latrine several times. Young Master, Miss Chu Yue, what are you doing? The time has come, young master, let me help you ask. No need, young master, I can ask myself. Hey, young master, young master, wow, wow , wow, wow, wow, oh, oh, oh, this shot opens up your meridians , this shot soothes your nerves , this shot removes all the detoxification from your body. Miss Chill , okay, little Mahua, just be obedient and don't move around. If you want to kill or chop little Mahua, leave it to me, miss. And this, this and this, you have to drink them all. You have to drink them all. Yes, little Mahua, you have to figure it out. I am the direct granddaughter of contemporary Hua Tuo and Zhou Jishi. My family background has no semicolon. That’s right. Miss , I heard from my wife that the master of the Gao family sent a letter to propose marriage. It seems that the young master of the Gao family is also happy. Miss , miss, miss. You haven't pulled out the needle yet. Master, the name of Mr. Gao's family has been spread in our town of Huanxi. He spends money like water and chases women's butts all day long . But what did the madam say? I have already said that there are many people with the surname Gao. After going to Gaoxiang Mountain, he will not easily let his son have fun in our territory. But we are not afraid of 10,000 yuan, just in case. Dad , I have long said that I don’t want to marry. You are talking nonsense . Why is Yaner talking to your father like this? We and the Gao family We have already decided to marry our children. Besides, their family owns a big money bank and has a rich family . They are in a good match with our family. Who allows you to talk nonsense without evidence ? It ’s just nonsense . Haha , take a look . There is no other branch of Zi. This is the only one. There is no other branch. Hey, this gentleman is not the only one who tests calligraphy. Let me help you test it. May I ask this gentleman who studied under He Ren and has high opinions and ancestral knowledge. The so-called calligraphy test is not a Raptor, but it is not a river. Fleas don’t go to bed, hahaha. Sir , are there any other 16 word-testing methods that I haven’t learned in addition to the Jianbi Tianbi, Jiagannalu, Antarsosaurus and the crown, which are just used as a pretext to use the conference symbol to evil-generate the official media and the Nine Palaces ? Knowledge must be steady and don’t let it slip. That’s what people do. How can you learn my unique knowledge? Your flag is missing water for measuring words. Mr. Water is not deep and shallow, so how can you measure words? Water, water, I drank it. Hey, we can write whatever we like, whatever is right, let’s just work on our own. Hey, it’s not you who has the final say in this matter. If you have the guts, let’s make gestures. Well, sir, if you really want to make gestures, I’ll accompany you, so let’s talk first. Well, how do you calculate the winning or losing? If he wins, the wallet in your pocket belongs to him. Huh, if this trick is ruthless enough, I will bet your wallet. If you want to bet my wallet, you must not . I mean, I don’t like gambling. Huh, you are just afraid. Losing is right. Everyone is optimistic about him. He dares not compete. Doesn’t this mean that he automatically admits defeat? Hey, you have all seen it. He is simply afraid of losing. Afraid of losing, he dares not compete. Who is afraid of losing? It’s better to compete. Well, sir , what are you going to do to avoid it? He is Brother Coady , please write one more word, and I will help you change your fate. If you can't avoid it, or if it's good, I'll take the test again. Well , hey, why can't you just write one word ? It 's rare to recognize us with this word. We also know this word. Congratulations, brother . Did I forget it while surfing the Internet? Oh, you have already passed the test part. Why did you pay me to take the test again? What I tested was not a child. My child said, what you wrote is not the same. One word? Add one word and it becomes Ding. Ding Ding. Congratulations, your wife is having a baby. Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. I 'm so happy . But I'm not married yet . I don't even know where my wife is . Who can give me a baby? I don't have a wife yet. Oh, sir, you don’t know something. This clever book of calligraphy can predict the future. Unlike this calligraphy tester, he can only measure your success in the exam. Your fate will always be so bad, so unlucky, there will always be something good, right ? Yes, that amnesia in the examination room is only temporary. In the future, you will definitely be happy in love. Not only can you marry a beautiful wife, but you can also give birth to a litter of babies. Your life is good. It 's really inexplicable . My good life was ruined by him. Hey, you guys? Let's all comment on who is the best of these two gentlemen who are measuring Chinese characters. Of course it is this gentleman. Hey , what about this gentleman? You lose, take the money. What you did just now was not a character test. It was clearly a broken character. I have already said this . But how can I easily let you know our ancestral calligraphy method ? What kind of game is this called? I will never admit defeat. When a scholar encounters a soldier, you can't explain clearly. If you can't offend me, I just hide. Hey, if you can't afford to lose, just run away, right? No, if you don't leave your wallet in your pocket today, you can't even think about leaving . Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, could you please bring the wallet, bring the wallet, bring the wallet Hey, hey, hey, hey , hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it 's a serious crime to steal a wallet in broad daylight. First, I didn't rob you, but you 're willing to admit defeat. Second, you're not a good citizen, how could you regret it in the street? If you lose, you'll lose your wallet to others. Hey, hey, hey . Hahahaha, stab him. This one is a special agent. Get out of my way. I can’t impress you guys. Don’t kill one or two. Look at the sword. Where is the car? I’m pretending. He is a car. He is a car. Okay, you car. Today is your day to die . I have no grievances with you , why did you kill me? Yesterday, my mother-in-law came to your place to test the formation. Why did you tell her that I was raising a child outside ? Did you raise one? Hum, whose escort agency raised so many women outside? I raised them . What does it have to do with being small ? Wow, this prick is really accurate. Grandma, I can raise as many as I like. It’s none of your business. I’ll kill you gossiping scum with one knife . Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ If you bring me here, I'm afraid you would have died by that lunatic's knife long ago. I will repay you with the spring of life-saving grace. As a scholar, don't go to a chaotic place like the market. My nephew is reading poetry and books in order to help my mother share the burden. Family sacrifices are the only way to make a living with people. Then you should go home quickly . But 3 Liu still doesn’t know the benefactor’s surname and name. It’s not important in the future. You should pay more attention to your own safety. It’s not in vain. I saved your life today . Oh, can you let Sanliu take a look at your benefactor's dignity? You don't need these worldly courtesy. Come home quickly so that your mother won't worry about you. Sanliu kowtows to my benefactor for saving his life. Get up quickly, get up quickly, get up quickly, do n't block me. Don't block me, Jidi, Jidi , you little kid, wait a minute. I'm about to surround you . Hey, how about it? Mom , there will be a good show in a minute. How about leaving ? Have you caught the kidnapper? Here, here , here, here, here the meat ticket. Come here, he 's a good boy, he's being arrested. Even though he lied to make us happy and suffer the consequences, is there any mistake? You don't catch the bad guys, you catch the good guys. Is there any mistake? Don't catch the bad guys, catch the good guys. If you don't speak, I don't know. Where are my accomplices ? Oh my God , I am unjustly accused. Let me go. Regiti, this is a good show for girls. Oh, what are you doing? Let me go. Hey, let me go . Oh, let me go. I am unjust. I am unjust . Oh, let me go. It's wrong to open me , it's wrong to accuse me, let me go, let me go
, let me go, let me go, oh, lawsuit, you gangsters, get out of here, now you're happy, you're happy, your mother is affected, affected, affected, oh, oh, oh, oh, the Pacific Ocean is just following you. I am tired , why do you always beat me? I ’m apologizing to you. I ’ m sorry Yang Wen ’s sorry, sorry, sorry hahahahahahahahaha haha, who laughed and laughed , what do you laugh? You still have to learn from me for a few days to adjust it. Hey, you, you are shitting, who is shitting, you are shitting, oh , mom, who is shitting, this is my Master Yang, are you shitting , why are you locked up? I have nothing to do with it . I just looked for someone to make trouble. Then I started making trouble like this . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The Liujia wine produced in the winery is beautiful, fragrant and mellow. I like it very much. I specially appointed Liujia wine as the best wine in the world and awarded a plaque with a piece of gold and a thousand taels. This is Liu Ming's thanks to the Lord Long En. Long live the Emperor. Long live the emperor. Long live the foster father . Is everything done? Already have a clue. You have to be careful. My adoptive father came to me urgently. What orders do you have to check the Liu family winery ? For the debt owed by Mr. Liu, Fei'er should remember that as a father, you shouldn't. You should never ask , it’s the adoptive father. Concubine Suo, remember that, Fu Shuai went to Huanxi Town. Keep an eye on him , don’t let him get into any trouble again. It’s the adoptive father , little bump , little bump, hey, young master, wipe the saliva clean. Hey, Master, why are you so late? Hey , Master, I want you to take care of me. Is this the person you are talking about? He is a dandy who knows nothing about heaven and earth. Stay away from him. Don’t waste your time on such a person. Master told you not to call me master and disciple outside. My son was careless for a moment. Let 's go. Mother , please eat something. I know you should never lose this wallet. The child is useless and cannot provide for mother in old age. I also lost my mother's only token. 36 Why did your mother tell you that it was lost? I can't lose that wallet even if I risk your life. Mother, is there a secret of 36's life experience hidden in this wallet? Look at your fortune. There's also a letter. Hurry up, Liu Ding, Liu Ding, why don't you go to Gao's Bank to open it at that bank? The casino is opening a bank, why do you want to go there again? They have human blood in their hands. You , you
, do you also want your wife and me to join in? Oh, my wife , stop complaining now that things have happened . If you don't want to be a widow Just quickly find a way to take out the money and return it to that Gao Xiangshan. Isn't it over? I tell you that the only way to collect money is to ask your eldest brother to go. Or we can live our lives separately. You are really crazy. Our Liu family has never separated. In this way, are you asking me to do something that is sorry for our ancestors? I want you to be sorry for our ancestors. You are neither left nor right. What do you say? Otherwise, or let Gao Xiangshan take your life away. Oh, Sixth Dad. Ah, no one in the Lei family is willing to pay. Oh, didn’t I tell you a thousand times to find my husband Lei Sihai? Haha, Lei Sihai doesn’t know where he can live happily now . Since you have no money, just stay here and stay with me, old man . Master, old man, what are you doing , please stay, please stay, please stay, hey , I, we know your immediate superiors, it’s true , there are people above us, um, I’m not afraid of you, little Maotou, you come with me, you’re still young, hey, old man, grandpa Don't spoil my mood. Wait for me to go out and win the money. I'll see you again. You little brat, keep an eye on me. Yes, oh, oh , oh , oh, didn't you steal that poor scholar's wallet? Come on, come on, come on. Take it out quickly and take a look, yes, come on, come on , come on, come on, come on , hahaha , haha , it’s less than one tael of silver , oh, what a poor person, a rotten wallet with embroidered flowers , oh , oh, I’m really bleeding. Damn it. Why is this nerd gone? Nothing will happen. Don’t do it . Boss Gao, please forgive me. Hahaha, Boss Gao, your big shopkeeper won’t help you. You yourself have no money . It seems that our small store is easy to bully you, Boss Gao. You don’t know, the emperor, the money given by the emperor is in the hands of my sister-in-law. Even if I steal it, I can’t steal it. Then I understand, no matter you are dead or alive, I can’t see the money. Oh, it seems artificial. Birds of wealth die for food . Hey, hey, boss Gao , please spare your life and let me go again. Okay, I ’ll let you go . Shopkeeper Liu is a smart man. There should be tea, tea, water, wine , wine , wine, wine, yes, yes . When does Boss Gao want to drink it? Brother, I will bring the whole barrel to you. Hahaha. Oh, bring the whole barrel to me. If there is a winery, how much wine can I have ? Uh, Boss Gao , what do you mean? What do you mean? Tell me first. How can you thank me if I help you get the winery ? You help me get the winery and I become the boss. Hahaha. Boss Gao, how can I thank you? I will pay you back when I have the money. Double the benefits, um, boss. After everything is done, you will be the major shareholder and I will be the minority shareholder. Say it again. After everything is done, you will be the major shareholder and I will do nothing. OK? Remember what you said. After everything is done, all the debts will be taken care of. Write it off in one stroke and I will let you eat, drink and have fun for the rest of your life. Have money in your pocket and walk in style to see guests off. Thank you, Boss Gao. Thank you, Boss Gao. Thank you. Thank you, Boss Gao. Thank you. Thank you, Boss Gao. Give me money. Give me money. I lost. Give me money . Let’s continue reading . I ask. You answer, you ask me, who are you afraid of? A very fast tortoise and a hare race, who wins in the end? 54 321 Of course, the hare runs fast. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, hey , can the tortoise still outrun the hare? Because because It's a turtle that runs very fast. Hahaha. Listen to the question again. Listen carefully. There are 10 birds in the tree. One was killed. How many birds are left ? Hey, 9. no no no. There are only 9 in the world There is only one bird left because the other 9 birds have all flown away. Haha. Haha . Stop, stop, stop. A group of animals are crossing the river. Why is it that the pig is drowned ? Uh-huh. This pig is drowned. Oops. Wrong. Stupid. Is stupid stupid enough to die? Hey, I have to earn back my capital. We still have to continue playing dice . But old man, grandpa, we have collected the ten taels of silver. My mother and I can be free again. We can go back. Monk, I 'll collect the ransom money for you two. Thank you, old man. Grandpa, you are so kind and have a kind and compassionate Bodhisattva heart. Oops, I have to go home, go home, go home.
