He's going to get my coat. He's going to get my coat! Oh, my God, you guys,
I can't believe this! This is unbelievable! - What's that?
- What? Nothing! What is that? I saw my name.
What is it? No, no. See? See? [printer whirring] Hey, it's printing! Hey, it's printing! Well, what is it?
Let me see. Hey, someone order a coat? Ross, Chandler wrote something
about me on his computer and he won't let me see. He won't, he won't? He.. ...because isn't that,
isn't that the.. ...the-the short story
you were writing? Yes, yes, it is
the short story.. ...that I was writing. And I'm in it?
Well, let me read it! (in unison)
No! - Come on!
- Hey! Uh, why don't you
read it to her? Alright! "It was summer. "And it was hot! "Rachel was there." Huh? "A lonely gray couch! "Oh, look, cried Ned! "And then the kingdom
was his forever. The end." That's it?
That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer
in the whole world! Alright-alright, you know what?
This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me
on that piece of paper and I want to see it. No, you don't. Alright, you know what? Fine. If you guys want to be children
about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it! [yelling] Go, go, go! (Joey)
'Ooh!' What is this? - That is..
- That's, that's.. - Ross, what is this?
- Thank you. (Joey)
Good luck. Okay, just-just remember
how crazy I am about you, okay? "Kind of ditzy?" [clears throat]
"Too into her looks?" "Spoiled?" Now, that's, "A little spoiled." He was supposed to type,
little, the idiot. "Just a waitress?" Now, that, that was, uh.. I mean, as opposed to, uh.. ...the, uh...
okay, is-is this over yet? - Rach?
- Oh! I do not have chubby ankles! No, I, no, no, Rach! Okay-okay,
look at the other side. Look at Julie's column. "She's not rachem?" - No.
- What the hell's a rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology
word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress? Rach, come on! Rach..
