Freddy ADOPTS Funtime Freddy in ADOPT ME Roblox

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this is a way for you to learn to be a father you've gotta practice dads don't throw babies up wait i don't like to escape don't drop me don't drop me don't drop me that is not a great idea be a good father fun time fun time where the heck did he's probably in jail again i'm not gonna lie maybe he's in here are you harassing the cat again no he's not over there oh don't tell me he's harassing babies again [Applause] nope papa nope nope nope nope are you going [Music] what are you doing in there i'm waiting for my new papa this is so wrong on so many levels will you adopt me do i have a choice of course you have a choice okay bye wait wait wait wait wait what no come back don't leave me alone with just evil also i'm a buff baby now yeah you're extremely buff for her baby what the heck happened i i left uh bottles fine oh come on bye evil anna are you taking me home daddy no i'm gonna fly to the top part of this world and then drop you wait what we're missing a perfect opportunity here this is a way for you to learn to be a father you've gotta practice my child is not gonna be as destructive and weird as you are i am just a child ready to soak up the world and information you provide me tell me something interesting papa uh the tiny little plastic bit at the end of your shoelace is called an english what am i supposed to do with that knowledge i don't know you said you wanted knowledge you didn't say if it was used for at all take it be a good father oh my gosh we're flying um do you think this is safe for a child like me nope what if i were to jump off [Music] i jumped off i'm free wait how did you get up oh oh so that's what's here a bunch of secret pets power-ups that's what's here okay aha i'm free from my father to live my own life papa i've missed you [Music] you're too young for that i can swim i was swimming just now then why do you need me to teach you more than i only know how to sink not float that's called drowning not swimming look at you you're a great father already teaching me what's right and wrong is murder okay no oh are we at the candy shop no i'm here i'm hungry i what are you what's that bottle what are you doing with that now i'm sleeping drink the bottle oh okay [Music] is this goat milk no is it almond milk no what is it milk mommy but can i ride you oh you're still hungry i'm a growing child dad okay give me food there ah yes the finest a baby can have whoa okay this is not safe for a child you're a terrible father stop saying that you're right you're the greatest dad a baby can ask for and you're the worst ever wait what you can't say that hey where did you put me in i'm cleaning you what is this place that was the shower that did not look like a show mr pepper's coolest need to write fun time freddy out of will [Music] all right you're done i'm hungry i'm hungry i'm hungry yeah yeah where's the tv i want the no not the formula not the secret formula what you just sprinkle it on me essentially no no not this it's not that bad in there is it it looks terrible when you're inside there trust me well you're all okay now and now i know what i'm gonna do with you oh are we gonna do father-son stuff are we gonna play catch no are you gonna teach me how to fly a plane no are we gonna put fires out together we're gonna break the law dads don't throw babies up wait i don't like this game i don't like it i don't like it stop stop it's time for school dad say it's time for school [Music] what is wrong with you i don't know honestly i just want to get rid of you is that tough love sure oh my gosh i don't know about this any boy maybe you shouldn't be a dad oh no i'll be a great dad to my kid but i have a lot and a lot and a lot of penta progression against you i am an angel wait this is how you learn school i guess stay inside the building i put you in a dog bed by the way hungry hungry woof woof oh now that i've been to school i'm a smart dog i can do tricks this is how you parent huh i'm gonna take notes oh wait you know what we're gonna take a shortcut wait wait no no i can't hold my breath i get oh my brother what is wrong with you wait time tell mommy about this oh i love this place are you giving me a toy because i've been so good there we go yay toy woo banana if there was a pepper i would have given that to you but they only had a banana i'm opening up wait i can dance i'm a banana i'm a bunny i know look at me move hi i learned that from you father what now the guy up we are [Laughter] don't drop me don't drop me don't drop me that is not a great idea oh oh now it's time to go on the swings wait what no no not the swings are you gonna catapult me i have a lot of pent-up aggression against you oh freddie let's let's think about this you know let's think the sale safety right we don't want to do anything irrational now we're almost there no [Music] and now we're going on a death run wait what's the death run dad freddy let's try this one oh i'm thirsty dad oh you're thirsty i'm very thirsty i guess you're gonna have to go back oh this isn't too bad oh gee i i can't actually get up there what the heck there we go there we go oh my oh my goodness wow you're doing this while carrying your child and this is my actual skills as a parent parkour with a baby it says this way but what's this way oh oh my gosh you almost yo is it making that oh how did it become this dark that quickly let's go camping this is terrible you should not be doing it how do i get up there go up the side right there i'm not gonna lie it's hard to see while it is dark out right now oh but there's the finish did you just call me dum-dum you give me gum gum cpc oh there's the campsite over there i have not had anything to drink for quite a while oh do you really want something to drink i'm a baby you gotta feed wait wait dude stop it stop it still thirsty no i'm not thirsty anymore i just drink off the lake i don't i don't know if i wanna be a baby anymore this is not fun being a baby at all wait technically i just cheated i should have rented this out for 200 but technically i just got you in there wait am i gonna be able to get out yay take it i'm staring at the fire why are you staring at the fire freddy stop it i will not make up my roasted funtime freddy fine even i'm not that cruel you know dad as much as this was very uh dangerous and uh probably not pleasant at all for a child i think we've become closer together we've bonded more as friends did you just eat a flaming marshmallow i did oh yeah now you have a stomachache oh god now you're burned i'm sick i'm dying dad die again i'm sick well i go take him to the hospital go checked up i'm probably also gonna sign him up for the mental ward thank you guys so much for watching you guys want to see more of this let us know i know i was a little bit cruel to the little baby fun time well that's because you have to see the channel and how much stupid things he does on a daily basis this is just little petty revenge i'm just hoping you become a better father you
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Channel: Freddy and Funtime Freddy Show
Views: 60,125
Rating: undefined out of 5
Keywords: Freddy, Five nights at freddy's, freddy fazbear, freddy fazbear reacts, funtime freddy
Id: fyrVAK5vb2I
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Length: 10min 38sec (638 seconds)
Published: Sun May 22 2022
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