Frank Caliendo on Letterman

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a very funny a gentleman from the television program MADtv Avira scene man Tony I thought on Saturday night yeah Frank Caliendo is joining alright Caliendo oh yeah no in addition to being a comedian he's a gifted impressionist oh yes and we have not had Impressionists on recently if ever I don't know if we ever have but the thing to watch for when this guy comes out here is his John Madden does a drop dead on the money call the cops John Matt this is what I hear and that that's all we want we just want him to come out and do John Madden for six minutes and then go home that's all we're looking for all right very funny kid Frank Caliendo any way we can thank you very much ladies and gentlemen now please turn to page 47 in your hymnals our next guest is a very funny gentleman oil is gonna be good it's just going to be six minutes of John Madden former it's currently stirring and is a fifth season on the popular comedy show MADtv ladies gentlemen here's Frank Caliendo well I am I'm gonna get forward to the Super Bowl not for the commercials but because I get to hear John Madden yeah yeah I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart he tells you the same thing at the beginning of the sentence that he says in the end of the sense I have no idea what he's doing in the middle then he wraps it up with the words and that's what that's all about it's like a band-aid on a John Madden tragedy he'll say things like great football is about great football you have great football players playing great football that's the best kind of football to play but you have regular players playing great football that's just regular grey poupon that great gray football and that's what that's all about and he loves this one player Brett Favre he talks about him all the time it's like somebody made a bet with him that he couldn't work him into everything and Madden just wanted to prove him wrong right he's talking about hybrid grass one time he's like half of that grass on the field is real and half of it is fake but Brett Favre is all real you owe me 50 bucks Brett Favre the great part is the greatest player in the world you get cut off both his arms and both his legs you would still be the best part so in football you ever hear men eat a sentence halfway through like that better get taste better in the subject right there put a little pep positional phrase on it book I mean you got a tough second actors actors are always fun to watch like Al Pacino I he can take a little kid saying and turn it into a tough-guy phrase somebody come and say the mobs gonna kick your butt like you sir are a liar liar liar your pants are on fire nananana boo-boo but the guy isn't the guy that really cracks me up is um uh President Bush I think it's great we have a president who seems like he's always looking directly into the Sun somebody do me a favor and hand me a pair of sunglasses so I'm going to get me a visor first you mean advizr no a visor what are you stupid and he's the only person I've ever seen do this when he talks seen turkeys do that I'm always went to watch him always waiting there for him to go gobble-gobble wait what I truly love is when he gets something right because when our president gets something right he is the happiest man on earth he gets that little smile on his face that I can't believe that came out correctly smile like a fan is blowing on him two or three hundred miles an hour he's not getting we're in a world hunger he's just getting all the way through the sentence if he's content right I feel like that's why the United States will lead us all to peace and I used to wonder what this move was then I realize he's kind of like a slot machine because every time he opens his mouth he knows he's gambling just a little bit he could never have gotten himself out of this stuff Clinton got himself a new there's no way Clinton was so smooth he could lie his way out of anything he could stand in front of you right now look you all directly in the eyes and say I am NOT here what is here isn't here just there without a T if the molecule whiskey's camel habit of President Bush there's no way gets out of it put him on the stand mr. president Jeb relations with that woman Monica Lewinsky uh what did they tell me to say here that was out loud one cannot believe I said that there's two kinds works inside words and outside worse inside words staying outside words come out that time and inside word popped out gobble gobble my stop nice to meet you Frank Caliendo let him good job you

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Channel: strombonealoni

Views: 2,559,880

Rating: 4.7981191 out of 5

Keywords: Frank, Caliendo, letterman

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Length: 6min 47sec (407 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 04 2006

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