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Big dragons - WARRIOR Ty: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Overtime. It's good to be back. The show is decent, the mics are fake. Kind of our tagline. Cody: I don't think we've ever said that. Ty: No, I have said the fake mic thing. Garrett: I like it and that's going on a shirt. Ty: Thank you. Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser. Dude pefect's in Overtime. Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser. Now we're heading on to Overtime. Ty: Like to take a quick minute to give a special shout out to all the folks that joined us in the live studio audience. Thank you guys. Thank you. Good to have you. We've got a great show coming up for you guys today. Three segments you already know and love, one brand-new segment with a special guest. That I would be willing to bet most of you have heard of. Right, anyways I say we dive right into the very first segment of the show: Betcha. Ty: I've got a question for you guys. The betcha is: Could you go sit in your car right now, lay on the horn for 30 consecutive minutes, and would the honker run out of honk? I'm saying it'll go the distance. It'll go 30. Garrett: No way. I'm gonna say, no way it lasts 30 minutes. Cody: I'm going it's going the distance. Ty: You're on the honk train! Nice it feels good. Cory: Gar, I'd like to come join you, but I can't. The horn will last. Cody: Oh, welcome. Ty: Honk train's full. It's fully loaded. Fail train is a lonely train. Garrett: It's a great train. Ty: But that's the way he likes it. Let's head downstairs! Cody: He's arrived! Hey, pop the hood I wanna see your honker. Ty: No, I'm not gonna expose my honker to you. Cody: Why? Come on. Just give me a quick tap; I want to know loud it is. Oh, this is gonna be a long 30 minutes. Ty: Alright quick update on the betcha board. Cory and Cody are up top with one betcha. Me, Garrett and Coby are each looking for our first. Garrett: Didn't think there was a leaderboard. Ty: Well, there is. Garrett: Okay, cause I would actually put some thought into these. Ty: I say we get to honking. When you hear the honker engage, you start the timer. Coby: 30 minute countdown. Ty: This is borderline Mythbusters stuff right here. Cody: This is our worst idea ever. Ty: Now what do we do? How much longer? Oh, wow. Cory: It just went for one minute exactly. Ty: The newer car has the minute shut off. Chad. Cody: Chad's 97 Corolla. Ty: We need your car. Alright! Test subject number 2! Positioning official honking device. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Cody: Congratulations! Ty: The horn goes the distance! I guess the question is: How long will it go now? Coby: We do want to know though. Oh! Garrett: It's all it's done. Ty: Oh jeez is that a honk? Garrett: That's not a honk. Ty: 31, it just hit 31 minutes. Coby: There's nothing left. Get up here, Chad. Get up here. Cory: Let's just listen to it. Listen to it. Ty: It is literally teetering out. Coby: 31 minutes and 20 seconds! Ty: Will the lights turn on? It's got to be dead. Now, now. Honk it now! Everybody gets points! Hey congratulations! You're a winner! You're a winner! Garrett: The real loser here is Chad, because his horn sounds worse than it did, and he doesn't have to replace it. Ty: I think we should just go back to the desk, alright. See you guys. Coby: Thanks, Chad. Cory: Sorry, Chad. Garrett: Get that car out of my office. Ty: Chad, just like to apologize for ruining your horn. Feel free to splurge on the world's best honker. I would also like to apologize in case we're talking a lot louder the rest of this episode, kind of got a little bit of a hum here. But we've got a brand new segment coming up next. It's time to pick up the sticks because it's... Game Time! There's a little game out there some of you may have played, might have heard of it, sweeping the world by storm. It's called Fortnite. Is that a game reference? Yeah, didn't even know it. I've never played and I would say I'm probably the worst in the world at Fortnite. I'll be teaming up with Ninja. Coby: Oh, wow! Ty: Guys ready to head to the gaming room? Garrett: Yes. Ty: It's really just Cory's office. We don't have a gaming room. Here we go. What's up, Ninja? We got Ty here. Ninja: What's up? Ty: I would just like to apologize ahead of time for my lack of video game ability. Ninja: It's totally okay. Just stay close. Ty: I will be right on your tail. Ninja: I'm in. Here we go Ty, dude. Ty: Are you gonna tell me when to jump out of this thing? Ninja: We're gonna get out at Lucky Landing, so it's the last stop. Yeah, all right. We're gonna go for that. Tell me when. Right now. I am flying through the air right now. Alright, good. I'm literally flying. I have a I have a spaceship right now, dude This thing's insane. So this is your first time ever playing this game, ever. This is literally my first time. We got to give you a 100% win rate. I just tossed out something out of my pocket and it turned into a parachute. And I'm about to land on top of the building that you're inside. Just remember the rules, man, stay close. We're good to go I'm staying close. I'm just gonna parachuting down. I'm right here on the roof. That was perfect. You just slid right in. What are you drinking? I just drank a shield potion. Why do you have an Easter egg on your back? If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Oh, wow. There's like lava coming out of it. These are some big trees that were whacking down here pretty easily. Oh, yeah, okay? Oh, so there's a team right here, 300. I got my crossbow out. How do you feel about that? I feel comfortable. Okay, I'm comfortable then. Oh you're laying down some fire. Oh! You know what? I had him coming at me, and then that guy's lucky. Tony, I had that guy. Oh. Did you kill him? Well, I gotta ahh, that's what kills me as I had him, yeah. I mean it'd be crazy if I could get like my own kill. We shouldn't like aim for that, but if it happens. You know that's gonna be big. Got em! Oh! I got a kill! That was amazing. Can we dance together? Alright we should probably get back to work yeah Yeah, dude. I would build tree houses and help you, but I have absolutely no idea how you do that. This is perfect time It's a llama a llama. What is the llama? Do are you open the llama? Oh? Guy drink some band-aids or whatever that stuff is if you have a medkit Shot go down here Oh, I don't know what's happening. You gotta kill this guy. Yeah kill this guy. Where's he at? He's above me. I got him. You're okay, you're okay, we got this done. I'm comfortable. I'm confident. This is easy. You're comfortable? Cause I'm kind of freaking out a little bit right now. It's okay, don't freak out don't freak out. Come here sit in the campfire. Everything's gonna be okay I can't tell you how safe I feel in here with you. I'm feeling you're gonna want to call me all the time to play with you, and I want to warn you I'm a pretty busy guy. Oh My gosh dude, your building! Entire first floor of a... Exactly! I've killed two of the hundred people?That's Pretty good stats. I'm not gonna lie. Dude, there's only four players left. Do we know where the other bad guys are? Oh, no. Not yet, but oh actually, yeah, yeah, ther e. Are you ready? I'm gonna take this launch pad and we're gonna kill all of em, alright? Okay. I am, oh, I'm shooting. Shoot the AR, shoot the AR. Yeah! We did it! Did I get the last kill? Yeah, you got the last kill, dude, I mean wow that feeling, just hold on to it. That's what you experience everyday with a clutch. First game ever, dub. Thank you so much man, see you later. Later, guys. You know what we always say: if you're not very good at something, find the guy that's the best and be on his team and that's what we did and we got the dub. Bang! Special thanks to Epic Games' Fortnite for sponsoring this segment. If you want to play the game for yourself, click the link in the description. Below, also, Ninja's information is down there. Apologize, Ninja if your back's hurting a little bit put the team on your back, although I did have 3 kills. But video games are fun. Yeah, you know, I got a say, but you know it's not fun? At least for one of us, it is the next segment of this show. Can we just take a break? We cannot take a break, Codes. because coming up next we have Wheel Unfortunate! What a segment! This'll make you nervous. As always, here's the hat. I'm gonna draw. You want to draw? Garrett, choose a name. Ty, I got good news! I saw a Co! Wait, wait! Hold on, hold on. Should we eliminate one at a time? Okay. Eliminated from the wheel: Coby! Need person spinning that wheel! Cory! Cory! Yeah! Come on! Welcome to my favorite segment, let's do it! Cory, head to the wheel! Boys and girls, I'm Ned Forester, host for the most popular game show in all the land. We've got a special guest I think you guys have last week's script. He was on. He was on last week. Oh Well, we've got a special guest that you've actually seen before Cory Cotton, come on up! It's very random that we get the same person on two weeks in a row. Cor, it's good to have you back. Why don't you tell the folks at home something special about you? Well, you're currently watching fake news because there's no way I can be on here twice in a row. Absolutely. That was unbelievable! Where are you holding that? Dad's got secret pockets all day long. Hold my mic for me real quick. Is that 40 pounds? For anybody's out there looking to lose weight fast, carrots. It's all I eat. You'd be shocked how well I can see. I can see a quarter-mile. Big stuff, obviously. Hard to see something really small, at about a quarter miles. All right, Cory, for the second episode in a row. I'm gonna need you to spin that wheel! Kind of a lackluster spirit, I pretty sure my Aunt Susan gonna could have spin it faster than that. All right, it looks like you're gonna be safe from running a mile, but you might need to... eat a whole banana! Cory, you seem to be excited about that. It's great. I love bananas. Oh, my friend, I'm not sure you're reading it right, because it does say eat a whole banana. I have to eat the peel? You got to eat the peel, core. That's what I'm getting that That's unfortunate! Hey, have at it. Go have some fun. Good to see you. Goodbye, friend. Hopefully. I see you next week. Here, they have a pretty limited menu. Oh, yeah? Thank you. Hey, I'm not gonna lie. I'm pretty queasy. This is eating a whole banana. You're not gonna puke. You're lying. He's not too... yeah, no, he one hundred percent is. That did not go well. We gained some good ground there. His body's shutting down. Double bite. You wanna do a double bite. You're not giving me advice. So here's my question: You're stuck on an island, and you come across a banana. Are you gonna waste that nutritious peel, or are you just gonna ham down? I'm gonna waste it. I'm telling you, it sounds like velcro coming off. I do not care about the sound. He's done eating. It's all over, folks. And that is all we have time for. Thanks for joining us on Wheel Unfortunate. What an incredible performance by Cory Cotton. I mean, he sold out. By the way, I don't mean to worry you but I do think you might be having an allergic reaction of the bananas. You've got a little bit of redness going on right here. That's actually because I hit my head in the trash can when I threw up. Hey, just think. You might even get picked next time. Oh, what a treat. That could be amazing. Cobes, tell them what we got coming up next. next guys I don't know if there's anything better in the entire world than trying to break a crazy world record. It's time for absurd recurds. All right, so you guys may remember the last episode of absurd recurds I broke the record for the world's longest Lego walk. Well done, well done took some punishment there. But what you may not know is that was not the only record attempted that day. Later that afternoon Coby Cotton himself attempted his very own. Let's take a look. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back Michael. It is so good to see you again Thanks so much for joining us. You're really getting used to this place, huh? I love it. Guys, we have one heck of a record that we (by we, I mean I) are attempting today. I'm out. You might see what's in my hand. How far can I blow this here pea on the ground? That's the absurd recurd. And that is an absurd recurd. Michael tell them the distance I'm going for. You're attempting to blow that pea 24 feet seven point six inches We picked the most spherical pea we could find. Let's not spend any more time talking about peas. Let's get going! This is Kobe's time to shine. He might not win battles, but he can set some absurd records, okay? And it's time to do the pea blow. Oh, let's go Cobes. What's your strategy? Here's the deal. Been thinking long and hard about this. I only get one breath, but I'm gonna break it up into three bursts, so it's gonna be like Guys, it is time for the most absurd absurd record you've ever seen Let's get the measuring tape. Nobody touch the pea. Measuring tape is out. All right I've got the starting point mark. Come on Michael, Coby, Coby, you had 28 feet, ten and a half inches. T That is a new Guinness World Record! Congratulations! Oh my gosh, thank you! Congratulations. Thank you Michael, thank you! That feels so good. That is the definition of an absurd recurd. Yes. But well done. Way to go, Cobes. Very impressive. All right, well, Thanks for watching this episode of Overtime, as always, I believe we should do a little giveaway. Oh to the fine folks who subscribe and share this video. Whose shirt should we give away? 4th of July is coming up how about Cory's? I like it. And here below we have a little hat as well. Nice! Good combo! So, 5 people. If you're a subscriber and you share this video, we'll pick 5 of you and send it your way. Thanks for watching guys, if you're not already a dude perfect subscriber click down here so you don't miss out on any new videos. Great news, we've heard the requests and Dude Perfect now has a twitch channel. Click here to follow us, got some good stuff coming. Also, if you want to see the last video, click down here. Signing off for now where the mics are fake and sometimes We don't wear pants. So we wear shorts.
