Fortnite, but we're ALL drunk...

rick sanchez you know i couldn't even tell you if this was rick or morty courage yeah hey rick mom says hi my mom says hi yeah oh hey ma yup you're watching uh rick's streaming not me pretty crazy i had no idea she was into older men but yeah you know when i found her at that bar in the closet blab sector i'm planet farkle man i mean whoa man i said basically saved her man you're welcome i'm basically your dad courage me what i've always wanted wrong i know courage ninja's gonna act like rick all [ __ ] day chat i'm gonna need to drink yo what up i'm still streaming on that platform browsers i mean uh youtube youtube sorry hell yeah baby youtube all day challenge youtube hey youtube i could have sworn in an alternate alternate dimension uh there was a another streaming platform you were on but that's just gone man never existed really holy what the platform doesn't exist hey you know it's funny your platform doesn't either about 20 different universes of course there's an infinite number of universes courage i know you're going to say what the oh no what the [ __ ] is happening to me courageous are you okay rick it depends on what your definition of okay is courage all right ufo flying at me shooting never seen before yes i just turned ninja down to 70. of course i do [Music] 60. rick i've never watched a single episode of your show that's totally fine this is impossible to escape cypher's [ __ ] i mean he's got like 20 youtube channels yeah true whatever you gotta do man you know what i mean you gotta make that get it gonna make that money and if that means that you gotta exploit a bunch of little kids hey okay coming from you rick coming from you ricky what the [ __ ] you talking about join our lobby rick ah jesus christ it's this rick ah [ __ ] hey how you doing i'm the real rick i've never watched the show i don't know what rick does but uh if i was like ninja right now i would probably just make a lot of [ __ ] noise what's happened in my universe oh i'm rick a brick oh there's a ufo in the sky yeah yeah there is and guess what it's what [ __ ] killed me courage you killed me okay we're [ __ ] man i don't even be here oh i mean i'm a [ __ ] pickaxe man i don't want to be here either rick shut the [ __ ] up morty my pickaxe you're gonna farm me all the materials i need because it's all you're good for oh oh my god is this ai or real people you killed him what is going on cypher you're my favorite streamer come on guys don't die so quickly next time the railgun is the best gun in the game right now yeah that thing looks crazy it shoots through walls that's not the only thing it does [Laughter] bomb i hope you're watching this right now i gotta wait let me make sure hey honey are you watching yeah she's watching oh yeah baby this is so ridiculous this is so ridiculous hey gg man i was the ufo i'm not gonna look at him so i think to shoot him swap seats what what does that give him himself i don't know i don't know what button it is oh another enemy ufo i'm having a ufo battle oh yeah that's why the eight-year-olds love this [ __ ] yeah this is epic oh yeah the harpoon gun is gone now right i don't like it [ __ ] you rick what the [ __ ] you say to me he said the thing chad he said the thing i guess they finally have gone away from like fishing being the meta some of these seasons it was like 87 fish options and yeah yeah i bet you liked all those options too i i do like fish you like fish i like fish dicks that's a good one i like fish dicks i'll give you that i'll give you that one it's a good one thanks for the minions dip [ __ ] [ __ ] off picture here oh my god rick there's high school courage right there you see him he was [ __ ] huge i'm fighting a [ __ ] mick oh no i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead i'm actually dead what the [ __ ] oh i'm not dead oh he's a gold railgun holy [ __ ] man how much damage is that dude cypher you're built right there [Music] what the [ __ ] 105 on the left 85 on the right 85 85 doc 31 cracked the goat boys we still got this [ __ ] huh we still got this [ __ ] huh we just need to get courage over elk and we'll be the railgun machine will be the rail daddies yeah uh that was a good one but thanks cypher will be the railgun team he said i got a railgun we're officially the real daddies are you sure we're not the rail team oh oh [ __ ] get me out 85 cry oh the real cutting me feel the wrath of my real dick three two one go this guy's having a miserable time this guy is miserable let him move let him move up i'm not shooting i'm done shooting i'm done shooting it's it's it's rick you gotta worry about you gotta worry about me [Laughter] i'm shooting his ram our first win our first win i'm gonna i'm gonna eat you guys at a team you guys are both gonna be the passenger seat you're just gonna they're not gonna realize you guys are even in the car you're just gonna ads and try all right stay down tyler's hey now he's gonna throw us at the team here we go stay down stay down stay down stay hit and save him get him get it get him get him get him get him get here 170 [Laughter] bro this season is ridiculous with these launch pads and i love it this is how it should always be the game is so much more fun i'm dead i'm dead goodbye cruel knock on the fortnight man dude what are you doing oh wait what is that game how in [ __ ] name is ninja keeping this up ow it's been an hour and 30 minutes how was he still doing this it's been an hour and a half life but hey it's worth it youtube clickbait you oh my god talking he's talking to no one talking to no one if i unmute again and he's still talking just even talking about oh my god there's no way oh my god god i got five five emails nobody in the call there's no one in the call there's no one in the call all right that's enough hey ninja good to see you man or rick or whatever the [ __ ] your name is morty i will pick you up and throw you i bought your bank in five universes i miss the old ninja that didn't curse that's the real ninja right chat what the [ __ ] i miss the old ninja old ninja is new ninja [ __ ] it's gone fully full circle [Laughter] i mean dr lupo ladies and gentlemen he's here he's arrived he's eating it in his skin everyone like subscribe push prime here it is hey ben is he lit right now it's been an hour and a half he hasn't stopped talking like rick or morty i don't know what to i have him at fifty percent in discord preemptively lower right now is the time to turn the volume down so boy can't hear all right yeah turn him way down yeah yeah he um hey guys me rick [Music] attention sounding like a pterodactyl and [ __ ] people's eardrums and their ass yes turn the volume down if you haven't already turn it down i don't i don't even know i don't even know how to man this car is going real slow courage man you got to lose some weight i didn't mean oh that worked that's wild okay see you guys hey we're really flying since we dropped off the the heavyweight am i right look at this get himself you're the best man you're the greatest at your dick it's massive yeah we win that we win this game now that we killed that team all right cypher do the trick again do the trick ben ben stay down he's gonna throw the car and then we're gonna and they're not they're not gonna know we're in here oh i ran out of battery this is a pretty cool trick but that was that was cool cipher 35 white knocked one i'm dead i'm dead they're not really we're railing we're railing through shield broke shields on both of them rail them boys rail them down low rail them hard rail them hard i got another scan in a second rail rail rail hard hard hard i got one in the head he's not there's another guy here you can tell 39 shield oh he's a sweat railing boys rail him wait what that was the game oh let's go we railed them long we railed them hard boys good good old anal jokes classic wait so are all the bows gone cypher yes all primal weapons are gone wow that season is just gonna fade away into irrelevancy in my head yep i agree kinda like your youtube career am i right jack you can flex on whenever you want dude i don't know no that was a good one that was a good one for a [ __ ] eight-year-old you [ __ ] uh eight years old huh good one hey [Laughter] oh my god enemy right next to us i'm letting you place the launch pad a free launch pad just got placed right next to us oh my god that guy that was like a godsend right there yeah i need to go thank this guy that would have made it is he placing another one he placed another one oh my god i'm right on the edge yeah i'm hacking [Applause] that's what i'm talking about guys good win everyone ow i'm getting sucked i'm getting sucked congratulations jack just let it happen shut up cypher hey cypher's geeking himself right now listen to him [ __ ] tyler i'm getting back hurts i'm bringing him back he tried to run away he has like no health i'm bringing him back i don't see where where's he he's in the car in the car yeah what is this game what is this game what is this game dive dive dive dive dive this guy's heated right now fair and balanced fair and balanced docked get this guy get this guy one shot are you having fun yet are you having fun yet are you having fun yet fair and oh let's go oh yeah bud look at that air balance boys if there's one guy who could do it it's courage i believe in him guys it's me and i'm crying i still got this [ __ ] let's go jack frank thank him hey hey everybody come here everyone check it out guys come here it's closey streaming crew is it right here in the game is it a trash can no it's the [ __ ] grave stone jack oh my god here lies franklin the turtle that ain't right that ain't right first war zone player i've ever seen hashtag tim the tatman hashtag nick merks wow i don't know what that means but i feel like i could really get a lot from that if i really ring into it uh among us that's a good old days that's when i was popular and now look at me chat how many viewers do you have jack my last chat message was nine or ten minutes ago uh no 9600 oh that's pretty good that's good are you kidding me thanks guys a lot of people thanks guys 5 000 of them are waiting for the kraken they are jack what is the kraken event oh my god guys oh my god oh my god guys if this video gets 10 000 likes guys the crack it might appear right out of the water right here oh my god guys it moved did you see it it moved it moved oh my god god with you guys i i miss this so much yeah yeah get over it for jesus you messed up i was over here being [Laughter] here we go he's crying dude [Music] it's a good one it's a classic jack [Music] he's got a tiny pvp yeah here we go keep it going it's an alien invasion with our aliens [Music] oh my god we just made him back out of the game he launched in the air terrible don't let him land on him we're going down we're going down another another enemy ufo enemy ufo two knocks on the ufo right there guys right there red mark red mark red mark red mark that's where they're at two of them are so ridiculous again thirty-one thirty-one in the air he's up in here he's knocked i grabbed him i'm taking oh my god he's in the storm keep him in there i'm not getting his zone knock him in the zone dead oh i knocked him off he's dead fair and balanced he's dead these guys are miserable 30 white i got him i got him i got him look at him this is so toxic this is so toxic that's the video right there an ability is supposed to feel the heart dude [Music] [Laughter] some could say he got masturbated [Laughter] i'm a masturbator i'm one of the best name someone who baits more massively than me jack you can't dude imagine imagine like a family who used to like watch watches together on fortnite look the gang's back together let's tune in it's just been absolutely just like put your tongue in my [ __ ] now like what what are you shooting at follow me what the [ __ ] i'm on [Music] you

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Id: TBdRDBrZuWE

Length: 18min 37sec (1117 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 14 2021