Foolproof Excuses When Late for Work

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- I'm in a good mood today. How many of y'all got jobs? (cheering) Oh that's good right there. I'm gonna tell you something. You know how people say honesty is the best policy? (silence) (laughter) Wait a minute. You ain't never heard of it? Or, you just ain't doing it? (laughter) You've heard "honesty is the best policy"? (audience agrees in unison) You do know that that's not always the case. Especially, if you're gonna show up late for work. You just can't, honestly, say what happened. You know, "I overslept" is not a good excuse. And the thing about when you come in to work, I don't care what you do, what you say, don't they automatically think you lying? (audience agrees in unison) - So here's what I came up with-- (laughter) Don't call in with your lie. Tell your lie walking into your office. Don't call in. Wait 'till you walking in. Now, this how I want you to do it: Have your phone up to your ear-- now ain't nobody on it, but you gonna act like you in the middle of some serious drama. That way, people go "Oh Lord, what?" 'Cause you know, people nosey. "What's wrong?" "Oh, my god!" I have some things that you can set up and say over your phone to make everybody just feel a little bit better about you being late. Just walk in the door and everybody be sitting 'round their cubicle. Just go: "Oh my g-- wait, "Oh! My brother got the kidney? Thank you so much!" (applause) "Oh! Oh, my god! Thank you so much." "Yeah? What!? Well look, I'm gonna get Grandma out of jail soon as I get out this meeting." (applause) These are all lies that I used when I used to have a job. So I'm giving you stuff that you can do. Except, it wasn't no cell phones back then so I couldn't lie in front of nobody. You could tell all these lies. I've used all these. This a good one, right here. "Okay, here's what I want you to do: Do the Heimlich, and see if you can get the potato out of her throat." (laughter) (applause) That's a good one there. "Is the fire department there yet!? (laughter) Why was the baby cooking, in the first place!?" (laughter and applause) Those are from Uncle Steve, to you. To use on your job this year. (applause and cheering)
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Channel: Steve TV Show
Views: 185,220
Rating: 4.9172783 out of 5
Keywords: STEVE, steve, comedy, humor, laugh, Laugh, funny, Funny, Steve Harvey, steve harvey
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Length: 3min 24sec (204 seconds)
Published: Thu Sep 13 2018
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