FOOD GOD IS AN HONORARY KARDASHIAN — BFFs EP. 19

yo guys welcome to the bff's podcast youtube channel uh make sure you guys subscribe like the video before it starts let's get into it all right bffs uh here we go we got special guests i think i said this before um and i hope i don't butcher your last name because i never your your your fake old last name jonathan cheban pretty freaking good we like to curse on this yes you can say whatever pretty [ __ ] good food god thank you um officially right yeah legally legal or even officially legally legally which is a bananas move and let me start by saying i've said this of all the people that i've met and i met a lot of people and we did pizza review back in the day i thought i would not like you the most and i've said this i actually really were saying that on the pot you said that last pod you talked about that yeah i thought i would hate him because you kind of like see the image and i'm not necessarily like a kardashian guy and ever our crowd barstool is not you would think a food god and then you meet him and he's just funny sarcastic and genuinely like him so i want to get him on the podcast so here we go and for people who don't know it's also interesting josh because one of the times we were talking early at his birthday party where he was getting ragdolled by dave gruffman like a pinata right but he we were talking about tick tock and he was not on it he's like i can't get on tick-tock it's not my brand i'll just be kind of like made fun of i'm too old for it now he is on text how many do you have on tip talk now i think like over five million yeah it's not that it wasn't i just thought it was about dancing and i'm like there's no way i'm going to dance right i think that was what a lot of people thought like right off the bat is that the app was just dancing and then it just stepped into so much more so much more and i mean they're doing it the right way i can't wait till they start i mean i i know usually what happens is they start like this and they get you in then they're gonna add even better instagram style features to kind of like change it up i just think it's going to grow and grow and it's amazing and i feel like you know i've been on reality tv for a long time and it was back in the day when you know we started on instagram like before anybody did it was like twitter and tweeting was when you know when you got tweeted out was the biggest deal in the world then instagram started and people would be like there's all these housewives and a very famous at the time and they'd be like i'm not gonna do that instagram thing i don't know that instagram thing and what i caught myself doing was i was saying that tick-tock thing and i almost missed it because i was being right a housewife at that point i was screwed up and i'm like no no and now it's great because you know food is everybody loves food and i have a specific way of of doing it i actually did it on myspace that dates to me but i'm like i'm not [ __ ] doing myspace that's how early we were into the game i remember girls like get on my series there's no no doubt so how well do you know do you know anything about him josh he knew who you were but you guys haven't met right uh i don't think we've gotten to like really sit down and meet in person no we've spoken before oh you have yeah we have we have like uh similar like some of the same friends there's a couple people that know oh god that i know michael knows him oh well growing growing where is he by the way i haven't seen him he's grossing uh oh he had it yeah no no no i don't think it happens in like a couple days like it's really really close honestly not in a making fun way he was you know getting to a not a good place enough i don't want to say that word because he was just getting huge huge yeah not healthy let's put it yeah it was definitely yeah and every time it was more and more and noticeably more you know when someone's bigger you almost don't notice that they're bigger i would see him and i'd be like whoa like this is like extra big and i was like i don't think this is healthy and somebody's got to tell them so for people who don't know who food god is and by the way let's just get right into let's start with that when you tell people food god you legally changed it the knee-jerk reaction is like [ __ ] right right well those are people that don't know how to build brands correct so but right and you get that though it's like a preposterous thing to do preposterous but i feel like i was when when when people started real you know so how would happen with the name let me just tell you it's a great story so i figured you know kardashians is going to end they're all having kids and all this this like four or five years ago for those who don't know that he he's what would you say best friends with kim is that yeah i'm very good friends with ever i mean chris they're like family you know i've been there from the beginning so we i've been on tv since second season uh i met kim before the show even aired by accident at a birthday party and we sat and i had my own show well tell that story i think it's interesting for the people i mean everyone knows the kardashians most people know you do you know the story of how they met brianna and like joshua i have no i haven't left here bro it's one of the best stories and it's one of those it's one of those stories that um god made this happen and you know when you're like oh things are supposed to happen in life that was the story so back in the young hollywood days when it was like young hollywood and it was like lindsay and paris and nicole so i used to be best friends with nicole and paris oh richie nicole richie sorry it's like paris and nicole is like yeah right it's a thing but it isn't maybe i know it's you're right it's not it's not so paris paris hilt there's one paris nicole richie and this was like a different young hollywood and i've been through a lot of fun young hollywood's that was the best one that was the craziest the most amazing that was like no no instagram paparazzi pandemonium like 100 of them on robertson like you'd go shopping it was literally like if you go into a store you turn around there's a wall of 50 photographers lined up on top of each other's heads but like it was like the craziest like car accidents like pandemonium told me this story i've never heard this part of it yes holly [ __ ] man we don't want a nine-hour podcast bro this story has almost created the royal family of america are you so serious i've never heard this it's not like a regular story i i do have a flight to catch to go to new york so oh we're gonna get to this we're tall we're turning on oh we're turning on already yeah we're on yeah oh no i didn't know we were talking i didn't know we were going to tell the story not on it's a little bit of like a three-minute story can you handle it with your [ __ ] add like slow down i didn't even start yet i didn't we're turning on this early in the thing wow [ __ ] i took thank god i took the jewelry off guys lots of heavy [ __ ] here going on because i'm jeez he's flexing in your face reflecting very hard yes and i am and i am right and i am disappointed that you didn't wear your leather jacket today because it's almost insulting a leather jacket i couldn't i wear a leather jacket every night every time i go out it's my look i've gone clooney i've said that i wear the same thing every time and every time i see him he's like why are you wearing the leather jacket because it plays in the streets every night how does it though how yes brianna it plays the leather jacket how how oh my gosh dave i gotta tell you something you think that works at the night my one of my like best friends from home he texted me the other day and said josh i got laid the other night solely because i was wearing a bff's hoodie no [ __ ] wow good for him yeah girl came up to him pretty i i mean i i don't know girl came up to him at a bar a college bar and then uh i was like yo i like i like your hoodie are you a fan of dave and josh and he was like yeah actually no josh and then uh she gave him her number and he went to her her place that like that's that's we're really doing good things yeah we are guys touching hearts tell you well you tell your story how did you meet yeah back to the story because i'm gonna make it so quick so i was friends with hillary duff who was and haley duff who were huge stars at the time do you know who that is josh uh yeah i know the names yeah yeah so we walk into this party it was a birthday party for this girl that kim and i everybody knew we walk in it's in casa vega la very hollywood and we walk in it's a u-shaped table and there's this kid you know aaron carter yep okay so he wants to fight rough and rowdy oh really so hillary used to date him and lindsay used to date him so they had this teen war going on so i walk into this party it's a u-shaped table and i walk in and the first person sitting is lindsay lohan and lindsay's like jeben what's up what's up and i'm like [ __ ] i just dragged uh hillary or haley i don't remember who was to this party they hate each other and this is like hollywood so i'm like [ __ ] they're gonna they're gonna dump me after this just like i bamboozled her to come to this party so the girl britney gastineau's birthday was i said to her i go britney i cannot sit next to lindsay i go it's gonna be a war so she goes take my seat it's her birthday her seat is in the middle and then i sit down and the person next to me is kim i'm like what's up this is kit pre fame not pre-fame pre-superstar but okay fame enough that everybody knows her yes yeah yeah and we've talked about this off the record i i went in on kim kardashian with the taylor swift like no i'm not don't no i'm not gonna go no i was just gonna ask do they know sick do that ten thousand [ __ ] minutes do they know like we're friends because it's like i've trashed i've been like hard on her oh on kim yes very well but is she so out of the universe she doesn't give a [ __ ] or does it feel like she's just like she doesn't know she doesn't know two little problems too big yeah that's what i'm asking because actually lebron james jr was on aiden's podcast being like we don't even know who dave portney is and i trash lebron all the time too so you don't know when people get so big whether they're just in there this is not a you you're not part of that universe no offense to you a lot of people are not she's not like sitting i mean i'm connected to you right but she doesn't know that so we have this is our own universe and hopefully so you all have like a little mini micro verse going on between yeah it's a mini micro version hopefully she doesn't hear this okay all right sure that'll be everywhere so that's the background a little bit now so we became friends obviously through dave grutman no we did not we met doing the pizza review true when you brought me to a [ __ ] d you know we went to a pizza review didn't play but we did a pizza review then we never saw each other again right now we started right then dave then dave brought us together and we've been hiding at a restaurant ever since without dave knowing so this may have been caught but and people always bust my balls dave's another one that our crowd doesn't know what to make of because i was never for a long time i just sat fat never went out like did the computer thing and it's like i wasn't a club guy i didn't go to miami i didn't do any of it now i go a lot i spend a lot of time here but dave grutman people seem mentioned he basically is the nightlife like puba it's more than nightlife when they say the king of miami i would actually i don't like giving people titles that are so exciting dave is the kingdom miami without dave is not even miami because of dave miami is now really becoming the biggest city in in the country and not solely but he took it to a level where it could go to that level because of dave he runs this town anybody who's in town bieber i mean you name it anybody who's in town is with dave he facetimed me the other day this is and this is why i don't like to when you talk like this you almost sound like douchebag because like oh dave what do you think but he literally like and josh you probably get a lot like beckham facetime the other day yeah i don't even know beckham it was so awkward i had dinner with victoria and david on sunday well that's what i mean but i don't know beckham and i know beckham doesn't know me and i know dave made him do it so i felt it's like is dave like holding you at like they're great by the way she's she's amazing victoria beckham is incredible like i i've never had a better more entertaining yeah they're very nice but again it's like they're probably like who is absolutely so anyways really love the self-deprecating when you know a lot of people know you already no no back up you love that like you don't know but you love doing that like so people like yes they do yes they do no i don't do it that way it feels right yeah dave wants to approve yeah i know yeah he's like throws out the name to get the positive but they don't know me i'm not i'll say who knows me and who doesn't know me and i don't i don't think beckham has any [ __ ] clue he's international all right let's get into some of these headlines um and before we get into it we'll i might as well start so i have to issue brianna an apology oh yeah right off the bat because she got dragged into something that she 100 did not sign up for didn't want didn't want these problems in my life and i got dragged into it yes wait i don't i don't know what these problems are david's getting dragged into your page six two one explain it's all sort of related but i got a dm from out of the clouds on was it two days ago and it's like hey pay me or we're going to blackmail you and that's good dm great what's that great dm to get the good thing is i consider myself unblackmailable because it's like i've already had two sex tapes leaped i i say whatever everyone knows and i i know what i've done and i stand behind there's nothing i've done where it's like shady it's like after after two sex tapes it's like how much how much further can you what else can you do correct so what happened was there was a video and i've people sent to me right away like this thing's going viral and it was me and it was a private moment i was sexting with a girl now it was a girl i had like hooked up with and we were back and forth her friend stole her phone and she sent me like she sent me like no but she actually yeah right justin stole her phone that's like the go-to excuse me talking about that since like sixth grade she sent me like text with her friend weeks before screaming at them being like what the [ __ ] and like it's deleted no one's ever gonna see it long story short it got out for some reason everyone was sending this to brianna and everyone was sending it to me and i was like i don't want to see this i don't want to be a part of this girl it's never going to be the same so so our third bff just got bombarded with dave nudes just all day yeah yeah and i had a video i was like i don't know what to do with it it's a video it was graphic it's my face is in it yeah and like what do you know dave like a known thing like yo if you don't put the face in it they can't no it's an old thing it's you yeah i'm just i i don't give any thought in it i i was just whatever falls it was something that an employee should never have to see yeah right yeah yeah that's okay it's all right so hey you know what's weird though why were they sending it to you what did they think you were gonna do brianna they were like uh we're gonna leak this video you better tell dave like we're gonna blackmail him and then like people at umass amherst sent it to me and i was like i don't know what to do with this what do you want me to do with this i texted jazz i'm like i should just put start an only fence the and make money that'd be a good check for you another that'd be a funny little you know anyway so i owe her that apology what are you good thing my good thing my top requests have been glitching out on instagram lately imagine i bet you there's some in there like i haven't been able to check my instagram dms for the last like week and i know you have a girlfriend josh clearly but if if you're actually like have hooked up with somebody trust them that's where we're at it's like i have stuff i don't know whatever so i'm sorry let's get into the headlines i have to apologize for that um i'm just saying out of that well yeah and by the way segwayed right into that really nicely well i had to we know right now from the other thing bff the other part then this of course you're real [ __ ] good yeah youtube bicker like yeah yeah i mean really come on i know this is what we do all the time the banter is good yeah he makes fun of the leather jacket and we were actually he mentioned briefly we were together on like page six and then everybody my crowd was like why is he with that weirdo some people i actually were like he's odd on the kardashians because he's smart and funny that's more of a shot at the kardashians but by the way i'm the least weirdo person ever that's a funny [ __ ] they don't know yeah yeah you're there right yeah one of the funniest guys ever like one of the best dinner guys you could have out with the crew for sure love it thanks bro charlie dimeo doesn't have passion for tick tock anymore this is an interesting headline and a little bit of what we were talking about like what's she gonna do you gotta stay relevant so what is her plan if she's not gonna do tick tock do you know josh no i do not that was easy yeah so i mean it's not like a it's not like a dish i'm not saying like no she's not not gonna do anything i'm just saying like personally i'm not like texting charlie asking her what her life plan is i think they're trying to go full kardashian like they want to get into the tv shows i think that's why you're saying the kardashians yes well they have a place yeah how are you going to play first of all they've tried to replace them and add other people not saying that this might not do well but it's very dude they do have a show on e coming out they do i think they have a show yeah i read they have a show no no no no is it on because i know they were doing it on hulu i thought oh yeah no no no that's why i remember reading it the same kind of thing they're doing it on hulu yeah so but you know what the thing with those shows are you have to open your li there's no like secrets on that show and that's why it's worked and how scripted yeah zero zero because do i do i look like i could read a script bro zero i don't remember one thing i just go we we we go there's no scripting in that in that you can't script the stuff that if you want and if you want a good reality show it needs to be real and you need to not be scared we film stuff sometimes and i'm like there's no way they're going to air this and boom it's on there and that that that's how real it is because you can't script what's gone on over those years so is kris jenner like the most brilliant human of all the best she's the ma she's the mastermind right i was with her last weekend in palm springs and i took a walk with her at 6 00 a.m and uh she's just incredible like what percent of their success kardashians as a whole entity what do you say is due to her uh she kind of puts it together but everybody's very smart it's it's an it's we're all we're going for this before the show he's like i'm not going to say anything bad about the kardashians that's what you want so it'll go viral i didn't say that i said i just don't want to talk about a topic that i know will just get picked up around the world instantly i don't want to talk about it because i'm not going to be that person but it would be good i never podcast it would be good for the podcast by the way did you see the i so yesterday so i got these new yeezys that um came out yesterday i got so much of the people say they're ugly what do you guys think i think they're ugly oh those are that's why you're not on the friends and family list he also makes fun of me they sold out in one minute yeah no you know sold out bff's merch yeah yeah there you go you know what you would be there's have you ever seen the story of when it was like the dollar shoe store like rebranded themselves as like this super high-end shoe store and they sent it to you i like that you know you're wearing they sent it to all the i'm wearing just what size are you i'd like to have i like for you to play they're brand new can you just try and tell them honestly so this way because i got to defend myself i mean you you dressed crazy i couldn't dress like how you dressed this is crazy no i'm wearing like dope sweatpants that are [ __ ] ripped and fire hold on who has ripped sweatpants because they're on fire god does they're not basic they're not basic all right all right fair enough that's good not bad it's good you know what it's early it's miami bro it's like 90 degrees you've got to figure out people how are you how are you wearing a hoodie and sweatpants in miami that's uh because it's actually kind of shitty today it is so i got lucky today that i could i could do an outfit not just a t-shirt people are not happy with the hollywood fix fletcher taking advantage of bryce addison cheating scandal um do we have videos that we need to see for this i think there's something like him on a pod yeah he's a little clip see why didn't fletcher say the [ __ ] when he was on our podcast he was being all little like like walk around eggshells not going to say anything this guy's throwing shade now on this one being absolutely that's all we want which we need before there's over to get something like food guards being vanilla yeah am i well we're looking for we're looking for headlines okay are the rumors true that um that bryce cheated with some girl savianta or savianta i i don't think i want to talk about anything to do with um what to do with bruh do you know this girl like do you talk to her at all do you know who she is do you think is there still hope for bradison do you think or is bradison dunn is dixin better than bradison do you think do you think there's hope for tick-tock will tick-tock ever be the same if there's no bratison [Music] [Applause] i think that's just it and then she's crying in the car she was crying in the car yeah that's why everyone's freaking out i thought i thought they were freaking out because what he said on a podcast i saw a clip of him on the podcast saying something like yeah we have that yeah i thought he said something like oh it doesn't matter like i i i can yeah it's my job i personally don't really give a [ __ ] yeah i'm the voice of the people it's what they want to know it's what the fans want to know right i mean we all know that this isn't the most faithful relationship in the world we got videos right you know bryce literally about to make out with tessa brooks i think we all know that young bryce has not been the most you know what what do you call it faithful loyal faithful dedicated you have websites like tick tock insiders and they're the ones that post these screenshots they you know create the narrative and start the story it's always just the fans want to know we got to find out we got to know what's going on you know what i'm saying so no i don't feel bad for doing my job [ __ ] yeah yeah you know what i'm saying i feel listen i and i know you you guys probably have more but i i never feel bad for the celebs really uh because it gives you so much and it is a deal with the devil to a degree right if you're gonna be in the spotlight right yep you gotta get and and he's do he's gonna create headlines now i think what i just think how fletcher said like he was just kind of acting like a [ __ ] like i mean like when he's like dealing with someone that's like idolized by so many not even just like people but like young girls too like addison right they're gonna go crazy they're gonna go ballistic on a guy when he's like i just honestly don't give a [ __ ] you know what i mean like when they see a girl crying and then someone a guy says that they're gonna go crazy yeah and there's a difference you were describing when you were young like young hollywood everything's gone a lot younger like how old is addison 19 i mean yeah no that was around the time but the difference between then and now is that now people talk to people in the streets like outside of saddle ranch they're giving interviews that never that's josh's joint they never had that never happened in young hollywood like hollywood hollywood no one's like sitting and giving interviews outside like walk into the car i see them stopping and giving full interviews which is such a weird kind of thing going on because that never happened before you used to just like go do you go to saddle ranch i've been there uh once that's that's still like is that is it back on uh i think it's back on i don't really i haven't gone in months i think i've been like one time in the last six months or five months it's saturday the last time you came it was like one of the last times i went what is saddle ranch worth the hype like everyone freaks out for it i mean like it's the thing about it is it's kind of turned into this like attraction to go and meet people so it's like it's it's not like a spot where you can go and just like chill you know there's gonna be cameras there you know you're gonna get photos taken of you so it's like so they go there too kind of yeah no exactly which is funny because satellite has been around for like 20 years did it just because it always been like that no never it was little we drove by i don't even look at it when i drive by a thousand times now it's like and boa too it was you know was fire then it was dead like you know it was done catch open and craigs and all that and now beau is like back on fire but to what you said josh that's that and and that's not where addison was but if you go to saddle ranch you know what you're getting yeah you can never complain about any questions right because you're you're asking for it you're going there yeah there is that dynamic which we said last week when you're super popular that comes with it most famous people once that's gone they probably want it back because that if you're not getting paparazzi coming up to you you're not really relevant which is the hard part of hollywood because it goes fast i've seen them i've seen them all come and go it's the craziest thing that's one of them where the biggest ever and then it's like what happened even we see that in tuk-tuk already all right we have this on here i guess we can put the picture up but uh it was you and i the and there's not much to it the dave portland is a mystery brunette miami and food god you snuck into that picture yeah i snuck into it um because i need to be snucked into page snuck into page six i've been on there a thousand times oh [ __ ] oh thanks yeah i mean really snuck in there like i needed dave really did you guys have anything uh royal family drama any any insight anything on that anytime ayanna are you a royal fan i'm not a royal fan now i think they're holding royal things what happened really i don't even know this is i know like something about someone going on oprah it was huge it was a lot it was huge it was um so harry and his wife basically left the royals we don't have to go much into it and she did an interview with about what megan right what's his name yeah meghan markle meghan markle did a interview with oprah and it's huge news because i love the royals i think the royals is like cool but you know it's a he said she said of a lot of what's going on but we don't have to spend a whole time uh 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back to the show tick tock trends pass the phone to somebody trend let's see what that is oh i i know this trend yeah you and nessa did one and it blew up yeah it did actually is this what we're gonna watch maybe we're gonna watch it no idea oh yeah passing the phone to someone who's too short to ride a roller coaster passing the phone to someone who is sexually attracted to their dog passing the phone is someone who's sexually attracted to boys and girls so passing the phone to someone who thinks that being canadian is a personality trait passing the phone to a person that cries to me every day about how their stomach is sick and somehow it's my fault passing the phone to someone who is single oh girl who thinks the color black is a personality trait passing the phone to someone who always likes to talk about how much smarter they are um than me even though they still haven't graduated passing the phone to a girl that somehow crashes a car that can drive itself she crashed a tesla onto someone who openly picks his nose all the time passing the phone to someone who actually hibernates in my bedroom so passing the phone to someone who is a [ __ ] what that was great that was great that was entertaining you and dave need to do one food god and dance that was entertaining bro that was fun i really i don't get entertained that was great that was funny i can't be tell if you're being sarcastic no no i'm not actually what is the the trend is just saying stuff about it yeah you're supposed to like say something about them and essentially like they don't really get to know exactly what you're saying right and then they film a video about you and then it's like going back and forth and y'all are insulting each other and then you watch the video after and it's like this video filled with these like insults going back and forth got it so you weren't with her like she's not hearing your insults in real time we heard some of them because like we would just like go to the opposite side of the room or like go to a different like area or whatever but yeah that's kind of like the idea of the trend so does every video youtube make blow up probably right yeah yeah essentially it's just like how many views did that one have five maybe like nine million that's great not bad talk fire laugh well yeah and his girlfriend's like super popular well josh you do you think that that that now people are separating from like the tick tock like either taking it to the next level or it's just you're left behind i'm feeling that's the time like this is now like separate the men from the boys oh like you think like tick tockers right now it's either you're going mainstream and staying or you're like going correct because here's the time the world is opening up right now a lot of things are going to start happening which is great for tick tock someone like josh yeah i called you know i'm very good with finding i mean that's what i like i know people that are going to do well so like i think josh is going to kill it which is amazing if i said that like six months ago like like when i when i just saw him i'm like this kid's got something great uh there's a few other ones who else there's a few other people uh taylor i think and taylor yeah taylor holder oh do you think he's yeah holder's great i think he's very like on it you know and i mean it's just the same thing with the youtube with like jake and logan there's always just a few of those but it was thousands and then it's like i don't remember one other person from that and uh i just think this is the tick-tock time where you're either going to go and you get out there now perfectly because the second the world starts opening up there's a lot of things that are going to happen and tick-tock is not going to be that like centered because there's going to be events and there's going to be a million things that people are going to get back to their life oh yeah so this is the time for people to step it up then you can get like theoretically the flip side of that coin you can get now video in the wild that you can make tick tock i think tick tock i mean i don't know yeah it's not no no i don't mean tick tock it's not going anywhere it's either you're going to be one of the 10 billion people on tick tock which is great or you're going to like stand out you're going to get into like great investments you're going to you know have businesses you're going to be part of this and then you're going to separate from it not tick tock but like as like a star or you're going to just be one of the million people talkers that has like gotten big or the like relevant take talkers of the last two years right now or i would say in the next nine months is going to be the time period where they either we're going to forget about them right or they're going to become that mainstream kind of celebrity or someone that's going to be like a household name and i i i feel like those the houses and all that that i went to one i guess it was in august and the telescope did you go to whatever it doesn't matter but no i don't forgot whatever one who was in it taylor and all those kids but they moved so it's a different house i don't know because i like taylor's been in a couple it was a glass it was like a glass looking house in hollywood in the hills somewhere um i don't know it was like in august whatever it is the whole point is i don't see 90 of those people that were at that house that were like on fire at that time right like they don't exist yep no i don't disagree with that i think it's a great time to get you know and i know josh's like getting involved in like a lot of businesses josh is involved in every which is every degree josh is involved in a new business that's amazing that's like your latest business i feel like you don't go a week without being a new business um the most recent thing was the production company with mark wahlberg got it yeah with that like partnership there people now are you doing this or this is this growing stuff well they're he's like they're pretty closely i don't think you don't do anything like without growing being like a family inside yeah no me and me and uh gru and our business partners so we do like everything together that's great good team laughing i i've told you i can't make heads and tails grow but he gets [ __ ] done and you know he's everywhere laughing at phone trends yes yo my friends want to say hey to you hey i want y'all [ __ ] laughing at i know you ain't laughing at me my tick tock want to see what you look like [ __ ] was so funny look at her oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you that come say hi to my friends i'll jet this up hello my friends who's telling their parents that they're wait pause it let me explain it to them they're telling their parents that what so i don't understand so the the people on the left are duetting the girls that are laughing and they're telling their parents that uh they're showing them to their friends like a facetime and then the two people just start dying laughing and it's like the parents reaction to why they're being so it's making fun of old people it's like that that would be me i'd be like why are they laughing at me right now exactly that would but i would know it's a duet because i'm a little bit on top of that yeah okay um is that it yeah we got let's do questions we'll do um it's fine brianna you're setting these up yeah we got a bunch this week okay cool um what would be the best celebrity group chat to be a part of geez like just like food guys aren't people probably there's a couple that i'm in that are pretty [ __ ] crazy what are your best ones dave what are your best ones no what are your best ones well i'm not in any what would you i'm not in a group chat celebrity i like i would love to probably be i don't even know celebrities like mine would be sports related like probably like knowing the inside dirt like i would have loved during deflate gate with brady to like have goodell be a part and like hear what he's actually saying but i don't so much care what like celebrities are saying right just fun makes sense what's going on i don't really know if i have a crazy like i think i i have a i have a pretty like crazy contact list just from doing like business and stuff but i i don't think i have like one group chat that's been made that's like this crazy iconic group chat i have okay kardashian we have a we have a fun one uh actually called ride or die and uh it's a good one that's the kardashians not all it's mixed there's other people in it okay that's sweet it's a [ __ ] good one though who else is in it you you won't give us any detail no it's not about detail i mean it's details who wants to go viral yeah the only reason we do the show oh what do you want to talk about kim's divorce is that what oh i said i won't do that that doesn't interest me at all that doesn't interest me like no okay at all i would because you don't want to go viral today no i mean if you want anyway you feel free you know one time courtney i sat next to her at um before anyone knew i was at a bachelor party tao vegas she would came there early before any of her friends and like you mind if she just hangs out in the cabana super nice actually very pretty in person too this is a wave of this kind of pre their fame as well whoa yeah it was a long one really going out back then i was a bachelor party okay so for i mean you go out for a bachelor party yeah right anyway the group chats are [ __ ] awesome because you know we have a lot of haters and and people that they do yeah it's fun i love hate i i ca i don't think i would survive without haters do you guys like send back and forth funny hate comments you get like do you guys make fun of hate that you get yeah and just like funny ridiculous stories sometimes that are like this is like so crazy or right people we see that we don't talk to anymore um out and about like random [ __ ] like that do you do you think here's a viral you're probably not gonna answer this but i firmly believe this without the sex tape the kardashians don't exist you can't know that well i know i can't know i can't know that because but i think that but the show has been if that was the case i mean maybe that was a platform that well that lost no there's no doubt it'll launch but listen kim was already like the hottest girl i've ever seen in in hollywood really like the hottest girl ever back then when i used to see her i'd be like this is not an you could go into a room with like 10 supermodels and kim walks in and she's literally the prettiest girl in the room and i've never seen her in person he'll flip it's that overwhelming and i say that to her sometimes i look at her i'm like who's two huh i don't know i don't have a two jayla's pretty good wait so you're saying like kim's your number one most beautiful girl in the entire world what's that you're saying kim is like the best looking girl i would say there's a few good one asterisks there's his best friend well i mean it's i'm it's not just my kind of call on it i mean i love naomi campbell i think is drop dead gorgeous uh there's a i mean there's a lot of young hollywood girls that are i want to clarify my kardashians thing anybody can make a porn not everybody would take a porn and launch it and become uber famous all across so i give them credit but i think that was she didn't launch it i mean she didn't like go and launch it well she had to agree right i don't think you can do that without breaking so i'm pretty sure anyway either way the show doesn't stay on for 20 seasons because of the porn tape i mean you got to have some [ __ ] you gotta have a little there's something going on and you don't you don't have a billion dollar empire all around i don't disagree with that i agree with that okay next question uh next question if you could have one album describe the last five years of your life what would it be yeah or song you mean an actual song yeah you can do a song like the name of the song i'd say yummy for food god guys oh that's perfect actually you know what i the story with yummy is i saw justin at a at an opening of this burger place that this guy timothy the russian rapper did and he came up to me and he called me over and he's like yo i want you to be in the yummy video and uh he's like i'll find you but he didn't find me for the video and i'm pissed that would have been a good video how great food god yummy that makes sense sick is that pissed i can't think of a song i know what song i have there's one but i don't remember the name there's a lyric like not sure i got here i mean the last five years has been pretty crazy sing it for us i can't even think the lyric uh it's you know it's like a 70s song it's like a classic rock song okay welcome to the jungle no i i know my how do you how could you pick a song to represent five years i mean for you it's like yours has to be something that's like that's like half of my life right you're only like 50. that's a lot of that's a lot of that's a lot of what's happened i i that's yeah it's a good question i know what i i'll think of the song at some point i'll hear it and then i'll read you guys oh this segment went well thank me later next yeah well this one is really probably only people are going to care about food god's answer what's the greatest addition to food uh like what to put on it yeah yeah like the greatest condiment is that what you're talking about well food got truffle ketchup to be honest and my truffle steak sauce that's coming out probably the two best things i've ever had i'm not kidding not just because it's asterisk mine well it's definitely you're saying it's because yours i'd say butter i created it right yeah but but like it's that incredible it'd be nice if you posted about it sent it to me i've never tried it right now what about you josh you just eat i mean i think i think probably probably butter i would have to go like how can you beat that it just goes good on with everything butter great yeah doesn't it ever have chocolate butter yes what butter not nutella chocolate butter i have not just that i don't know if i would i don't know if i'd like that oh it's sick okay okay take your word for it you are the food god thank you oh what what his name what do you say when you're hooking up with someone and i love you comes out during sex has this happened to you what do you do that would never ever happen to me unless i was in like a committed relationship where i actually like loved the person yeah but no no no no no no no but no what if they said to you yeah yeah oh yeah you don't hear it just pretending exactly that's what i was about to say exactly what i was about to say you just keep going you just pretend not you don't acknowledge that [ __ ] what if they said it again what if they were like nobody are you saying this is like the first time this is the first time you're hooking up with someone and they're like i love you you you you just you just if they keep saying whatever you have to be like that's cool maybe if they're saying it like in a sex like sexy way but i don't know that's like what's a sexy way of saying commitment isn't necessarily like sexy so okay so you just ignore it or say that's cool well if they keep saying it you're with a psychopath yeah that's true you i think you're just like that's yeah i don't know you would keep ignoring or just be like that's cool i mean like have you ever had that before dave where you're like walking out a girl or something and it's like you're done the night with them right and then they're like yeah i love you at the no yeah i've had that before no yeah you're much more like that's that's a yeah no me no you kind of you kind of do just have to like yeah i was i was flabbergasted what did you say i think i just shut the door oh i think i literally i was like panicking i didn't know what to do was it i was like i love you slim no no no no no i it wasn't it wasn't don't worry it wasn't fully i was i i just i didn't yeah i didn't i really didn't know what to do i was standing there at the door just like yeah okay that's awkward yeah i feel bad i'm sorry i'm sorry for that shout out that girl okay last question i think this is more of like an advice one every time i go out with my friends my boyfriend asks to see my outfit and always makes it known he thinks i should change should i care what he says or where would i want why does he care so much yeah or just like what is unless your boyfriend's a stylist yeah wear what you want i mean it's probably not it's like a old lover like it it doesn't sound like it at the best relationship your boyfriend like thinks you're ugly or something like why every time you don't like what you're wearing no i think it's more of like uh you're dressed like a hoe change type of thing like controlling boyfriends well that's a problem too yeah that's just like that's the beginning of the end yeah yeah like you guys i mean miami miami here it's hoes yeah everybody's like insane if you don't it's almost insulting yeah it's almost kind of like yeah you gotta like take your shoes off when you come in certain people's houses right like it's just part of the culture i get it gotta dress naked okay all right i think that is pretty much everything we got right i've actually got one thing for food god so this just came in i don't know dave if you've seen this but so a month ago kim kardashian posted about her daughter's painting that she did so i'll show you guys oh so i remember this she said that her seven-year-old daughter painted this oil and people are calling [ __ ] yeah and then she wrote a response that was saying basically how do you like how are you calling me a liar like this is for sure my daughter's painting so people want to know if food god actually thinks that seven year old that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro they're talented picasso that is piccolo that is kanye [ __ ] westbrook a genius you understand like that that happens in those kind of kids seven-year-old yeah he would never write a whole story like that if that was not true i know her like a book that that that is definitely then what happened it was like but but it's like one of those what i hate earth you're hating on a six-year-old you're sick a six-year-old made that yes no yes there was like a wasn't it a class and a bunch of kids did it and they all looked good i think like they were getting taught how to do it while they do it that's why it looks like bob ross that's what i was is one of those type of following yeah but have have you ever tried to do bob ross it doesn't look like that yeah no where's the part of the podcast where you're like so food god so what else do you have going on what else do you have what is this just about no no no no no guys you know most famous bff in the world this is the bff's podcast you're not acknowledging that first are you yeah are you [ __ ] kidding kim's bff no it was food god took four years to build that's the genius of building an entire brand which is should have some respect here i have respect but first of all i'm going back are you the most famous best friend yes it isn't i am dennis rodman had that one friend who used to follow him around i don't follow anybody around i was on a television show isn't it kim's like the world's best friend wasn't she best friends with paris at the start and then oh paris and they're better friends that was not that was not during famous time like god and kim like they have us they're still friends like it's the longest longest last one comparison paris were bigger not for 14 years no by the way they hated each other all the time ninety percent of it yeah wait interesting yeah kim and i did not i mean we've never we've actually never we've gotten into a fight one time about what uh i was on tv it doesn't matter i'm not getting into my long stories all right what are you what do you want god what are you up to are you more known let's honest question food god now more than kim's anywhere by the way i would say so i would actually i hear food god a lot now it's crazy and by the way that is like part of the building of the brand it was always like we love you on the show we love you this but it's really transformed to like anywhere in the world literally everybody knows food god and it's like a thing like people i love you if you're going to zimbabwe people honestly most likely how about that seven-star hotel i went to we had a whole with dave i cannot have dinner without an argument the second i sit down we start with the horrific i mean the leather jacket and then it goes right into a [ __ ] argument let me breathe well he needs someone breathes like i say this seven hours oh he was sitting with these two girls and i said to the girl i said to the girl i go where are you from you have an accent he goes i didn't pick it up i don't know anything i didn't even and i go i know but i have six senses so i hear like little things that you don't what are you saying you're smarter hey where are you from i'm originally from austria he goes i would have never known that i could yeah because you're not listening that's besides the point he said there was a seven star hotel and i said there's no such thing like you're just trying there's nothing like your hotels are better than like normal people it's not my hotel i was invited they said it was there's no such thing as a seven star but there is like the the berger the burj uh in dubai is called the seventh i talked to you up how i like you and now you're ranting about seven hearts seven star hotels and like the wherever and people can be like this guy's an [ __ ] it's not i i don't care have nothing to do with the hotel by the way i left early that's how much i wanted to go back to a [ __ ] three star we're wrapping up do you want to tell us what you're up to food god yes we have a lot we got so basically so i have this amazing fish delivery company called ocean box which is going to be fresh fish delivery to your house i just signed a deal with pure greens which is opening hundreds of uh juice stores pressed juice they're gonna have food god juices um you know and this all my food god products that are coming steak sauce this all on food god.com and uh and then i want to do like a versus with josh i think oh what oh yeah we talked about this yeah what was it like a hot dog eating challenge yeah not like a hot dog or a pizza eating contact i did it before josh even did it a long time ago then i stopped and i see josh doing them every day and i'm like what's a verse versus just like me versus you yeah yeah so like me and him will go up against each other in this like big contest right so like i want to do like a eating a slice of pizza faster people vote on it and they win money remember when you ripped off my routine and everyone killed you for it because i posted a pizza one time he got roasted i don't do basic pizza i did ravioli pizza guys does that intrigue you more than a pie in the middle of nowhere like pizza with ravioli on top apparently it didn't intrigue them more apparently it got them angry it did it did get a mango all right we gotta go we gotta am i not allowed to do can you tell people like am i allowed to do non cheese pizzas you can do whatever you want just give it let them know something about it if they get mad at you they get mad but you should give me the blessing like you know what right don't do plain pizza but are you gonna give him the blessing dave because that's a big like that's a big thing but you should are you gonna do it no i i i liked when they got mad at him he can do it but it's like you know whatever they're going to get you i don't tell my people what to do wow oh you're people you're like taylor swift you have a colt now you're so you're back on taylor swift want you to edit more videos and make her look bad when the trees oh why are you saying me what do i have to do with that i didn't say you was your crew you said you have nothing to do with that i have nothing to do with that let me do ravioli pizza you pray i can do rapidly i need to come to miami to hang out with you guys yeah oh it's fun by the way the entire dinner is like this it does not stop no i i imagine i imagine i believe it goes like this through the whole entire night probably through clubbing everything because you know you guys are probably dance battling you're probably arguing well we haven't gotten to a club together yet so it might happen oh yeah that little place yeah but i mean like a club club like when liv opens up just so you know when liv opens up miami is gonna be boom josh you need to get on the first flight out here and you might never go would you ever think of moving to yeah miami like a lot of people you do not know how many times i've been asked to move to miami it's it's time bro that's crazy miami is i don't think it's crazy it's crazy at real estate right now yeah everything is but but do you notice the difference in l.a like a lot of people have moved out well i mean like yeah la's pretty dead it's starting to open though isn't it yeah yeah it's starting to open restaurants are opening been at craig's shout out craig's [ __ ] live place my guy was there last week he's the best he is there's no reason to talk are we gonna kick you out we have another guest coming at 12 30. this is aiden i don't know what that is but cool don't say that no i'm saying i don't i don't know be careful give me your last name you're like eat it all right thank you food god i'll see you thank you man that's it yeah thank you not like thanks thanks thank you for doing it like i'll probably see you tonight at dinner like nice i'm gonna go i'm going back to new york this afternoon all right guys thanks for having me you're awesome josh killing it thanks for coming food god follow my tech talk get all this stuff he's go get his songs he's a nicer dude than he appears well funnier i can't get you anymore you wore shades inside during a podcast the entire time that's where you went wrong no i don't know i like that look you know why because josh looks so young and fresh like i don't want to like you know i got to look something that was at the problem i said josh no i know but you're sitting next to me so nice yeah i got you bro like most people just i'll leave them most people their knee jerk reaction would be like what type of douche bag where's shakes i don't give a [ __ ] inside here's the thing i don't care you know i've been around for a long time and it's getting you know i'm just like it's just going to keep going like hey dave hey dave you should put your shades on right now i just wanted yeah put them on beside each other by the way so you guys understand we are sitting in front of an open window no we're not so we're not in a closed room here like a normal studio there's a [ __ ] window the shade nice oh you guys look like douchebags now with the oh my gosh oh i took that one i hope why would you wear shades while you're on see [ __ ] later bye

Channel: BFFs: Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards & Bri Chickenfry

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Published: Thu Mar 11 2021