Fixing You (Youre a Robot) ASMR

hello hello why is over here no no no over here yes yes hello there yeah let me first off welcome back to the sounds of sage uh ASMR before I get to fixing you let's do a little bit of an incantation I'm superstitious so they say well yes excuse my excuse my rusty uh appearance today it looks like we fixed your lenses prior but today I would like to fix a bit of your mechanics now can you look left for me okay now go right a bit no no no stay stay stay up stay no no come back come back come back come back come back yes yes yes over here over here all right it looks as though you're doing well let's lower down your frequency here oh yes I see good good movement if possible let's see a little bit of speed let's see let's see okay okay all right over here yes yes yes yes over now come back come back to me come back to me all right I believe we can adjust your sensors just a little bit more here let's start off with uh this battery back now I want you to Simply follow the battery follow the battery back over here over here over here over here okay okay okay a little a little bit less a little bit less a little bit less over here over here all right all right all right now stay right there stay right there excuse the kitchen it looks as though I was just cooking a little bit of food now let's see let's see who come back towards the center come back towards no no no come back back towards the center yes yes yes yes come back towards the center towards now we've got you I'm going to get you all fixed up don't you worry in my Gage of a house but I need you to relax half of your mechanics are to mimic humans so I would like you to feel feel a sense of relaxation come come can you can you can you possibly see it up see it up yes yes yes yes all right come back come back come back come back come back come back come back come back come back I want you back down here yes yes yes yes yes brilliant brilliant brilliant brilliant just a little bit more perfect so I'm going to stick this here right in yes but of course just under here and that that should be good okay what else can we add to to your shell of a human body I do have these boards here I'll attach this so that you can really move your neck unlike Batman from the classic film had a bit of trouble but you surely will not simply relax get this sorted get this s all right all right all right just placing this here just uh see how exactly it can fit if you just put it right put it right there and just leave down put it right there and then we going to maybe just a little bit better here if we just flip you over here get a little bit of of of the look here we we just Flip Flip Flip Flip Flip Flip Flip are you getting uncomfortable hold on hold on keep still keep still no no no over here over here over here yes yes yes over here no no come back oh gosh where is the don't look at don't look at the equipment it is for my other projects okay just slow down I can fix you here give me one second I can fix this where's where's the okay okay okay no no no that's the door yes come back come back I have the center this is your cerebral Coral this goes right in the back of your brain however it seems a bit dull of color it'll just have to [Applause] do there I need to find the corrected pattern that fits just you did you have a good day today when's the last time you thought of uh how about we say unicorns yesterday all right I change this just a little bit now would you prefer to be a hamburger or hot dog hypothetically hot dog okay sorry a bit nervous let's see what's your favorite color red blue future purple purple fuchia possibly the same teal forest green Indigo do you play Pokémon that changes everything would you rather live at the top of a mountain or underneath the ocean gu the sunlight okay well now that that is done I'm going to need you to lift your head just a bit just a bit yep a little higher please a little higher please right there is fine and I can I believe I can go down here and just place this under and possibly get in the correct Zone H have you been jogging you seem a bit sweaty for a robot all right didn't place that there now come down come down yes yes yes give me a left or right whatever you prefer this way and a little bit down yes yes yes perfect raise higher higher higher higher higher oh stop yeah let's go back down come back towards come back towards me come back towards me come follow my voice come follow my voice come follow my voice come follow my voice come follow my voice come follow my voice come follow my voice come follow my voice don't mind the don't mind the wind you're safe here don't mind the wind follow my voice follow my voice follow my voice follow my voice follow my voice follow my voice follow my voice follow my voice follow my voice don't mind the mess of my apartment I'm too busy building you all right now come back to the sensor for me perfect I believe the last thing I want to do here quite possibly is add a little bit of cushion we don't want your knee scraping while you run all right all right now let's see how can I apply this okay let's have you look uh see possibly from the side from oh excuse me my headphones these recordings for my log when I build your partner uh let's see yes look right up a little please up up up up po how's this angle for you all right all right all right let's go a little bit to this way and see how you fair there excuse me my phone seems to be off the hook today all right here we go how does this seem for you well let's just put this right in here okay now can you return for me okay little off we're still L just a little bit off but as far as I can tell you seem perfect in every way I hope that you have a great night sleeping will do more repairs next time but for now you look absolutely unfathomably stunning have a great night and thank you for joining me and being my robot good evening

Channel: Sounds of Sage ASMR

Views: 11,323

Keywords: Asmr, sounds of sage, tapping, robot, fast and aggressive, tingles, triggers, role play, sleep, cozy, relax, calm, gibi, darling, glow, jojo, for study, work, goodnight, sound therapy, happy, asmrtist

Id: yjL3L4beyKU

Length: 11min 32sec (692 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 12 2024