FIRST TIME WATCHING *Shrek 2*

can't force someone to fall in love I do it all the time yeah but you're just sexy today we are finally checking out Shrek 2 and obviously we watch Puss in Boots too recently clearly I'm watching this in the right order and all of you were telling me what Shrek watch Shrek how have you not seen them all yet so I'm very excited for this and I decided to not wear the same outfit I wore for Shrek one for those of you that saw that video so let's not wait we're just gonna jump straight into it I thought I wouldn't go for green face this time though I didn't really want to get cancer for being racist the king and queen were blessed with beautiful baby girl until the sun went down cursed with a frightful enchantment I mean she looks kind of sexy there no it's kind of better it was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert reach the dragon's keeper the things men do for Nash I tell you the bravest handsome it's like a dinner lady his kiss would break the dreaded curse his literally ran all the way for a smooch back when men were chivalrous to find her what pork Illustrated but why not Fox Illustrated what are you honeymoon with whom Austin Powers so she said what's the problem baby think about it I'm recording this before Valentine's Day I don't know when it's coming out but I'm gonna have to take someone to a gingerbread house [Music] [Applause] whoa she is Randy Jesus not someone in my book Shrek thought he was getting a threes up he's getting happy there [Music] no guess what everyone wants to marry an ogre that is just grim m Ed but they're actually evil and most of this was like Sinister music they just captured all these poor fairies so got those words gonna go wrong because if it's starting out this happy someone's gonna get in between them donkey donkey Fiona you old love machine [Laughter] it's got plenty of love to go around oh well you look at the time wait a minute thing is the worst thing about the third Wheels is most of the time they aren't self-aware but Fiona and I are married now laughs alone you're bothering me oh okay don't flop the ears oh no he's so cute where were we oh I think again [Music] enough that's kind of buzzing it down then for a royal ball upon you and your uh shocked to see you like this have they not seen her like this I can't remember the first one now at least give them want to give you their blessing oh yeah I mean he's literally the polar opposite living in a swamp we are not going and that's final the girl gets the last say always [Music] you are so annoying 700 miles are we there yet I've been going forever why is there no like Emirates first class just get there quickly you know yeah yes I was like this as a kid I'm gonna just finally the kingdom of you're close is it the kingdom of close close I would have choked him straight out come here donkey this soundtrack what is happening man family moves I'm gonna have you busting it down this whole time Versace hey yo fool you're happily ever after oh my God I'm into gilfs I feel like everyone's gonna stop clapping though when they get out the carriage [Music] beautiful [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] this is the reaction you want when she brings you back to Meet the Parents a baby crying this happens real time you still think this was a good idea of Course once everyone look so scared I mean I guess there are ogres locked you in a tower hey that was for my own good now here's a chance I love this conversation though I have to be quick well they're not she looks like she could pick them up with one arm each well um it's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from [Music] this is so awkward I've had some awkward interactions like this but this is crazy next you'll be like Daddy past the soul I mean Ian's pretty good yep that's me the noble Steve didn't you bang the dragon did he bang the dragon tell us about where you live she owns his own land that's a better way I put it it's still true I know you ain't talking about the swamp donkey he's putting us in it find place to raise the children children hang on a minute children locked away in a tower I love her oh hi this is making me hungry I want to eat everything they're destroying [Music] or Fiona they're acting like their daughter isn't an ogre they're like you're disgusting Shrek she's the exact same but I guess they want her to be turned that great which she can [Music] bubbles anyone would think we're a West Ham game oh no the Fairy Godmother the gilf if I fall for her I apologize oh look at you you're hold them green grown up um I'm here Aaron a wave of my magic wand she thinks she's the main character [Music] luckily I got one of these are they for sale oh my God there's a guy I don't know how I want more godmother or him he comes to the whip so I'd like you to meet my husband what what when did this happen but they look the exact same what are you talking about what acting so surprised if you should ever need me happiness it's just a teardrop away thanks oh what when she was crying she rocked up okay she's evil she pays that guy to whip him hating like a say it ogre well here's a news flash for you yes oh no oh dog I I'm ogre ah yes mainly he doesn't want that he's so used to everyone hating him isn't he I suppose she's like the first one who doesn't pick me to give my blessings to this thing Fiona does you see mothers know best isn't to her I know the voice the voice is what's her face uh Princess Diaries girl you better get in we need to talk oh no she is scary remember my son Prince Charming oh that's your son you're so biased after I endured blistering wins scorching desert I climb we've heard the story mummy can handle this he enjoys blistering winds and scorching desert and what does he find some gender confused wolf wasn't this funny though and this comes with with medieval meal hell yeah I want to Fry's fat boy how has he got that jawline if he's eating that stuff though what am I supposed to do about it kill the ogre what deal did they make if he's in her pocket why is the plot good oh God why is this like Lord of the Rings now [Music] do I know you oh my god hey I love frogs ever since Princess and the Frog I am into them hello who dare Center my room oh is it Puss in Boots oh sick this is actually so good because obviously I just watched the second person boots before this because that's a very smart thing to do just tell me where I can find this ogre that's so good you know didn't realize he was sent to kill Shrek [Music] adjusted what wait what she got with Justin yeah the exes will haunt you forever [Music] diary oh no this is like when you're asleep and you go to the phone do not do it does anyone keep a dire anymore why people's Snapchat story is just a diary and we'll all live happily ever after yeah but when does she write that she might have been like two years old about someone else but I do think it's her past self reading a yeah a scary book need some time to get to know each other join me for a morning hunt little father-son time where he runs away and you shoot him how is she still asleep to all this past the Sinister trees with those scary looking brands that push the shape like Shirley Bassey Shirley Bassey oh I'm sorry all right hey don't worry about it now let's go bond with Daddy Obama Daddy no [Laughter] oh he looks so different I'm just used the version [Music] so Austin Powers and Mini Me alien did I miss you got them all three of them I actually love him more now hmm open [Music] we should do anything for it's not like I wouldn't change if I could hold the phone happiness well you're not gonna get at the Tony was a human aren't you think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you uh end game Avengers end game hairy little licking sucker I swear she's going to tell us into a human I'm either away from my desk or with a weather that's not very good service just a teardrop away a teardrop and a track Ain't No Stopping Us Now stop okay I am obliged to accompany you until you have saved your life oh so cute look at him donkey can't do that you know how many cats can wear boots honestly well one of my cats look like they're wearing socks wakes you up doesn't flip you over well my favorite to be well a bit of a brute him it's like Beauty and the Beast though everyone wants a bit of that thinking about what's best for you no you're not a terrible dad though I should hang him no really oh no the outcasting him I love post way more than donkey you could really that is kind of a yo I think about it right it's like more than us oh wow someone loves themselves don't they look at those pictures we represent the workers in all magical Industries both evil and benign degraded or oppressed a little you know we were here she really reminds me of umbrage though doesn't she it's like Breaking Bad now what's happening drop of Desire lost hell no Fiona's not exactly happy well let's explore it shall we Cinderella oh oh no okay yeah we get it you need us to be Prince Charming bird The Little Mermaid pretty woman that was an ogre in Little Mermaid all right look ladies it's dirty green sausages at me Korean sausages you haven't seen the half of it love go come on guys I hate you though she's a they're tiny this isn't gonna work uh actually no never mind he's blending in perfectly well you don't exactly smell like a basket of roses well one of these has got to hell oh wait he's actually looking for like a human changing spell but it's not a good idea Shrek this is a bad idea look donkey what I love those boobs just remain firmly on the floor he jumps out God's still suffer [Laughter] some handsome no Chris Evans potion anywhere super soldier serum cat burglar oh what I thought he was about a drink it then a good use for your mouth this is like a present Escape another six song why is this film going hard it has no right going this hard this is so good this would have been like the best thing ever when it came out of the time though I wish I watched it where is he mum I surrend his head from his shoulders he stole my kingdom from me you are literally embarrassing um I do believe we can we can spoke to our advantage she's gonna let us drink it I'm sure turning into a human happiness comfort and Beauty Divine you both will be fine both will be fine allow me to take the first sip oh it would be an honor to lay my imagine him beautifies what's he gonna change into a lion Now give me that don't drink at all I look any different you say look like and asked me yeah that's a little bigger you love being I know but I love Theo no more no two gentlemen yeah why is this potion done nothing what's happening ah well shouldn't this spell can't be a bad thing right don't worry things just seem bad cause it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father had us lazy Hitman whack your bit my bottom but my bottom hey boss let's shave him shave him with what it was a mistake to bring Shrek here no and then we're gonna go back to the swamp okay good I thought she was totally on him oh oh wait does him drink in the potion affect her how's that work who's donkey enough with the dragons the dragons like oh oh my God how hunky are we this is what I wake up to oh my God I think I thought you were pale of water oh thanks they love him how hunky we talking oh I mean that is pretty hunky button nose thick wavy locks taut round buttocks oh wow are you from Europe yes I don't have anything to write where oh you do love oh you calling donkey laughs what I mean that's amazing that's an upgrade look at me Shrek I'm chatting about okay I don't see the side effects though this is great zinc and must obtain his true love's keys I'll be your true love I'll be true enough look ladies I already have a true love let's run for more come on look out princess that is some serious joint first things first we need to get you out of those clothes oh I love this film haha thank you gentlemen these clothes are awful this is probably gonna be one of my favorite animated films now though I do see why everyone loves it he's seeing what life is like not as an ugly ogre has been so Shrek is here to see her but she changed as well right I mean she is too lying like that hello answer wow that potion worked on YouTube huh now we're sexy but you need to kiss someone to stay like that you can't Shrek but you baby I could be oh everyone has risen this it's kind of insane Fiona oh no Shrek it is me wait wait what oh that's a master plan actually I see Charming ah do you think so I said that's kind of smart you know that is smart here's just not it though no Fiona we don't have our green strength I don't hating finally found the prince of her dreams we are it's Uncle hunk I love her you'll let her go as soon as they say that we're selfish and she thinks it's you she doesn't actually leave you even she knows something's wrong you you would have had anything to do with this would you Harold no there you go boys it was all just a stupid mistake the only place to go after a breakup or the gym nothing bad happened to you buzz calm down drink your leche Mom and Dad approve and Fiona gets the man she's always dreamed of you Fiona after you'd kill every man she interacts with lock her in her house Fiona is not my fault it is your fault you're the least Charming guy ever got ten want to fall in love I do it all the time yeah but you're just sexy oh potion right sorry I won't do it yes you're endorser this is evil good good boy we have to go thank you mother mother he is such a mummy's boy though Prince Dragon oh my the outfits look good look the same time I wonder what her Instagram bio would be like living my best life or something he might pass me a buffalo wing no no to your left three blind mice here's a good show requesting a police chase I would so watch that hey free my homeboys innocent pepper oh like pepper spray that's a good one that is funny catnip that said no [Music] if you haven't been thrown in the back of a horse and cart then generally live the good life that's not my change for the ones they love change the thing is though I mean you shouldn't have to change that much the person you love because they should love you right is that not the moral of story anything to have him back oh darling that's mine oh he's saving her [Laughter] oh we've been saved Dynamite these mice oh the music oh my God is this Mission Impossible he's got to use his nose say something crazy like I'm waiting [Music] I really need to know this trick though [Laughter] I would love to grow my nose longer you know what they say about long noses [Music] oh somebody look who's finally coming around can donkey stay as I was forever though that'd be amazing do you still know the muffin man why because we're gonna need flour flour we'll be talking about here [Music] oh Frankenstein Frankenstein's gingerbread man oh my God sponsored bye that's right follow the Pretty Pony gentlemen now this film is so good though like is that your lips cherry flavored I want to taste oh oh muffin cake that is not the nickname [Music] oh my god oh Fiona my prince do you honor me down he's a walking egg [Music] you're not the main character okay Queen hit it she wants to be the star of the show come on no don't hurt him [Music] even the dad finds a Grinch [Applause] [Music] that's a great wig I miss doing that in the bath though making hairstyles [Music] oh [Music] come on get the gender confused wolfen oh [Music] he's such a good character at least watch the first person boots as well [Music] away from my wife this is the word playing this is unmatched [Music] I've never mind [Music] turn her into a turtle oh she's playing along give me a big smack oh headphart I gave her the wrong tea mommy mommy she is the devouring mother oh my God just to die now oh he croaked a frog what is this Princess and the Frog now Shrek Fiona an old Frog's apologies I just I'm just confused how you're a frog is that what the deal was you're more that man today than you ever were you love him like that oh my gosh I wonder what they're doing later what's what's inside that counts you cannot make me Chrome but now donkey's Gonna Change I didn't even see the dragon didn't we his gal you still look like a noble Steed to me you hate him he's the most annoying character ever where were we oh my God I remember in front of everyone oh my gosh I think we're supposed to be having a fiesta oh oh [Music] the soundtrack is the best of it is it not that girl's gonna make me fall oh is it softballs oh Michael Jackson [Music] Spanish but that was it they better give me some more I'm not taking it I was too good oh three more hours of that please so that does it for Shrek too I'm not sure if I just watched a musical or that was a Shrek movie because the songs are the only thing in my head after watching that but I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I would love to know what you guys thought of this movie 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Length: 26min 38sec (1598 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 28 2023