First night TEST of new WILLLIE SWALLOW puppet design & material.

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Channel: MICHAEL PAUL LIVE

Views: 16,464

Rating: 4.8628573 out of 5

Keywords: monday night tease, burlesque, michael ziegfeld, comedy central, ventriloquist

Id: FkHsfohWrQo

Length: 4min 47sec (287 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 11 2011