- Welcome back to "Reddit Stories." I'm Shayne, and today's episode is gonna
have some very silly stories, some amazing ones, and
some amazing people. Overall very wholesome. And with me today are
two pretty silly people, Tommy and Angela. What are you looking at? - Hey. - [Shayne] Oh.
- Wholesome? - Wholesome? Us? - Us? The secret demons? - The secret demons? - Cat's out of the bag. We're secret demons! - Demons! - It's gonna be a good episode. (Angela laughs) How are you guys doing? - I'm having the time of my life. - Yeah? (laughs) (Tommy laughs) - I mean, I'm fine. I'm great. - I'm having the time
of my life right now. And, Angela? - Fine. (everyone laughs) - [Tommy] Aw. - Oh no. Well, let's hop right into this. - Okay.
- Okay. "Today, I (beep) up by peeing
my pants in front of my date." - I love that. - Yeah. One of my worst fears. - Really? - Consistently throughout my
life, I'm just always like, "What if I pee my pants?" - Have you ever? - Bro, have you ever
peed your pants before? - I haven't. But I'm just always like,
"But today's the day." - Have you peed your pants? - Yeah. A little. - Oh. Okay.
- Okay. - I've done like a little leak. - I've peed my pants the full way. Start to finish.
- To finish. (crew laughs) - Full to empty. (Angela laughs) And I was wearing shorts. - [Crew] Oh no! - We'll get to that later. Let's hop into the story. - Let's see this, and
then we'll come back. "Embarrassing as heck, guys. "I feel disgusted. "I real today I (beep) up on all levels. "I, a 23-year-old man, have
liked this girl who's 23 "for around three years now. "We are in the same university classes. "And even during the pandemic,
when I barely saw her, "I was still crushing on her. "I asked her out last week "and was over the moon when she agreed. "Today we met up in a nearby restaurant, "and that's where this all started. "I have this condition called paruresis, "shy bladder syndrome, "where I just am not
physically able to pee "if other people are
around in public bathrooms. "Even if I really have
to go, I just can't. "So because of my nerves
and because of how hot it is "and the amount of water I stupidly drank, "I ended up going to the
bathroom several times "but of course couldn't pee. "Then she told me that if
I was not feeling okay, "it would be totally fine to go home. "I agreed and apologized to her. "She ended up paying the bill. "It's so sweet, but damn, I
really have to pay her back. "And we got out. "It was somewhere in the
parking lot where it happened. "I just could not hold it back. "I just stood there traumatized. "I did not know this girl well enough, "but I was prepared to get ridiculed. "She first went, 'Oh
my god, are you okay?' "And then started stroking my back "and took off her jacket
and put it around me. "She told me it could happen to anyone, "and I should come to her place, "which was a two minute
walk where I could shower. "I agreed to it because I
felt like a disgusting mess. "We went to her place, "and well, it actually, it
turned out to be an amazing day. "I showered, we watched some cartoons "till my clothes were dry,
talked about life and deep shit, "and she got us ice cream. "I know she was trying
to make me feel better, "and I love her for that, but
still, I was dying inside. "I left just an hour ago because
she works in the evening. "I was at the door when she hugged me "and said it was a good day
and repeat it again soon. "This was embarrassing as heck. "But for the first time in my life, "I was not mocked or ridiculed. "Even my parents would laugh at me. "I feel like I hit the jackpot now, "and it kind of feels surreal
that she was so damn sweet "and reacted this way. "Like, wow, how could she be this amazing? "How could she like me? "I bet she doesn't "and just didn't want to
make it worse for me today. "That's probably it. "Anyhow, that's how today I (beep) up. "I guess now I really
have to step up my game "to make things right with her." Wow. Pretty sweet. - I love how a person was
extremely kind to him, and he is like, "Man, she
probably just feels sorry for me. "I'm stupid."
- [Angela] I know. - [Tommy] And sad. I pissed my pants. - She actually probably hates me. - Pissed my pants. It's like, no! She's kind! - Also, you and I gave each other a look and let's talk about it. They watched cartoons? - They had ice cream. (crew laughs) - They (beep) (Shayne laughs) - [Tommy] They (beep) - Cartoons and ice cream. - Hot take. I think if I saw my date piss
themselves, I'd ignore it. I'd be like- - I don't know if you can fully
ignore it if it's a full... - Well, it depends. Is he going like, "Okay, I'm
gonna go now, all right." Or is he like... - If I don't see anything
but like a little like, oh, like a little visual,
he pissed himself, I'd be like, "So good to see you. "I'll talk to you later." And I would just get outta there, so he could just deal with it. - I'm getting the sense that he probably like
communicated as it was happening. - Oh, I'm pissing my pants. - He was probably like, "I am so sorry. "Oh my god. "I am having an accident." Like, that's what I'm picturing. - Yeah, yeah. Anytime someone has an
embarrassing moment, I'm like, "It'll be better
for them if I don't clock it." - [Tommy] That's interesting.
- I try to do that. - It's a weird compassion, like fight or flight that
comes in for some reason. - I try to do it as well because I think that's what I would want. - Yeah. - I think I put myself and I'm like, "I would want people to not know." - Yeah, but what she did was the best. - What about like something
in your teeth though? - Oh, that's different. - See, I don't know. It depends on the person. Sometimes I don't want them, I feel inherently like
I'm embarrassing them by calling it out. But I know it's more
embarrassing if it's still there. - If I have a big chunk
of broccoli in my mouth- - I will tell you. I'll tell you. - I don't mind. That's different. Like a booger or something. Yeah, but like something big, right? Like, or just like, I don't know, if someone's going through something and I get the sense that I'm like, hey, if they knew or thought nobody saw it or acknowledge it, they would feel better, then I try to just be like, "All right, I didn't see anything." - Yeah. - But sometimes like this,
there's not much you can do. - [Angela] Yeah. - Like, they're on a date. But she was so sweet. And I mean like, I don't know. I also think there's something to be said whenever something goes
wrong on a date of like, it kind of makes it a vulnerable moment. I don't think anyone wants
this type of vulnerable moment. But when things go wrong on a date, sometimes it's like the best thing. - No, for sure. It's like the season of the meet cute. Ever since then... What am I saying? - What? (everyone laughs) We have some comments here. - [Tommy] Oh. - "A lot of people vomit on
their date on the first date, "pee the bed after a hookup, et cetera, "and end up marrying that person. "It sounds like she was
really sweet about it. "I don't think you actually (beep) up. "Just something to laugh about later." OP responded, "Thanks so much. "Really appreciate this." Yeah, I think he didn't (beep) up. He was just in a situation
where this was gonna happen. - People get married after a piss? I gotta start pissing around.
- I gotta start pissing. - You gotta start pissing around. - Start pissing around. - I gotta start vomiting on dates. - On dates. - Gotta start (laughs) Before we get this started, (yells) - I find you really attractive, (yells) - And they come up. They're like, "Why did you both throw up?" It's like, "We're at Red Lobster." (everyone laughs) That's what we do here. Someone else said, "Well, now you can stop
worrying about what happened "in the past. "The past is gone. "Now stop staring at it. "Look forward 'cause you've got a keeper "who is happy being around
you and understands you. "All you gotta do is stop
being nervous around her "and be yourself. "You'll be good, buddy." OP responds, "Thanks a lot, dude. "I'm still nervous as heck
also because of what happened, "but we will see how things go. "I hope it works out, "but I'm not trying to
keep my hopes high." I think that's smart. Someone else said, "You don't
need to step up your game. "She seems to accept you as you are. "Just keep being yourself. "That's probably why you got
that far in the first place." And I mean, look, like
with anything on a date, any of our insecurities, I feel like on first dates
we try to like hide them or pretend, or there's a tendency to. But it's like, hey, if you
really wanna be with this person, they're gonna have to
know about it eventually. And for your own happiness
in that relationship, you wanna be with someone
who's gonna accept it. - [Angela] Yeah. - So this guy knows right off the bat that she's not judging him for it. - Yeah. It's kind of like, I feel like we're not even
judging someone's insecurities on a date. You're actually seeing how someone handles their
insecurities on a date. Does that make sense? Like...
- [Shayne] Yeah. - Does that make sense? - Whoa. - It's like, not what you're insecure of. It's you pushing past
it and like wanting to, but that's hard, and that's growth. - That's really tough. - And that's gross. (everyone laughs) That's what I thought you were gonna say. - That's frankly really (beep) gross. - That's gross. (everyone laughs) - Wholesome. - When did you pee your pants? - [Angela] Yeah. - Of what can you tell us? - I thought we were going to move past. - We can. We're allowed to move past. - No, no, no, no, no. I had my like bladder urethra situation that's like part of the lore now and real. And so, but I worked at this pizza place that was a hellish nightmare hellscape. And I had to pee really bad, but I was also like, "Get
me the (beep) out of here!" I was like, "I wanna go home!" And I lived literally
like a ooh, ooh, ooh. So I was like, "I can make it. "I can do it." And so I like got in my car
and I was like, "Oh no!" And so basically what happened
was I got up to my door. It was an outdoor door to my, not a dorm, but like,
you know, an apartment that's college adjacent, right? And I couldn't get the key in. And then I started going,
"I can't get the key in. "I'm gonna be pee my pants." And then I was like, "Oh!" I was like-
- I don't mean to laugh. It was you talking about the key. - What's making me laugh is
that the "Halloween" theme is playing in my head as if Michael Myers is
walking towards you. And you're like (screams) (everyone laughs) - I can't get the key! - And you're like, "Oh." And then Michael Myers is like... - [Tommy] Oh. (everyone laughs) No, he's like, "Do you want come home? "I live two-" (everyone laughs) I live two blocks away. You wanna shower? I got ice cream and movies. I (beep) Michael Myers. - [Shayne] Hell yeah! - Wholesome! - Update. (Angela yells)
(Tommy gasps) - Are they together? Are they married? - He never pissed again. - "Guys, a few minutes ago she
texted me that she's at work "and asked me how I'm doing. "Then she says, for the next date, "let's go somewhere in
nature or to a quiet place "or whatever place is comfortable to me. "She asked when I was free
and I was seriously shaking. "This is absolutely the best thing ever. "Is this even really happening? "There is some chance out there
for her to be my girlfriend, "and it's surreal." - Oh. - That's so sweet. - Final update. - Oh.
- Thank you. - "Our second date is set now, "and I know for sure I won't ruin it. "This girl is more than
amazing, but so are you guys. "Thanks a lot for all your kind, positive, "and heartwarming comments. "I'll make sure to show it to her. "I can't believe this is happening "and we are going out again. "Thanks to all of you, and
have a very, very great day. "Totally forgot to say, "but some people asked so
I'll mention it here too. "She knows about the paruresis. "I told her when I was at her place. "She proceeded to look
up more info about it "and how it can be treated
and was super supportive. "She's totally the best. "Never give up. "Someone will accept and
love you for who you are." You're gonna make me piss outta my eyes. (everyone laughs) - Our director Emily was on the
fetal position on the floor. - Aw. - That was really sweet. - What a sweet thing. - I know. - [Tommy] Yeah, that's presh. - It's a great one. It's a great one to start with. - Also, wait a little
bit longer for an update. - I know. (everyone laughs) - I know. It's like- - Secret demons! I'm like, I want some... - I'm like, how'd the eighth date go? - Yeah. - Stop pissing all the
information away, you know? - Hey!
- Hey! - Hold onto it. - Yeah. Will you hold it? - Can you hold? Can you hold it? Okay, next story. - Yes. - "Am I the asshole for not
being mad at my daughter "and thinking she's
actually pretty funny?" (Angela laughs) - This is gonna be great.
- Let's go! - Here we go. "This is such a ridiculous situation "that I feel like an
asshole just for posting, "but my wife is legitimately peeved. "So, Reddit, tell me if I'm
too blinded by amusement "to see clearly, or if
this is objectively funny "and not worth punishing our kid about." It's a 43-year-old man. "My dad, who's 64, used to
love taking us on adventures "as kids, but he slowed down recently. "He still loves spending time
with my daughter who's 12. "Okay, so Dad decided
to introduce daughter "to his favorite childhood shows "and for whatever reason she loves them. "'Star Trek,' 'Bonanza,'
'The Andy Griffith Show,' "all of it. "She's hooked. "She thinks it's all fantastic. "Okay, fun fact about my daughter, "she loves Googling fun facts. "Her favorite phrase is, 'Did you know?' "Like, we'll drive past a
sign saying we're X miles "from some location, and
she whips out that phone "and is like, 'Did you know X location "'is the salamander capital of the world?' "It's really cute and
annoying at the same time. "So last week she comes
downstairs and says, "'Did you know ABC made
Burt Ward take pills "'to shrink his penis?'" (Shayne and crew laugh) "Totally deadpan. "Didn't even crack. "When I tell you I wheezed." (Angela laughs) "She showed me the
article and yep, they did. "The '60s, what a time. "Wife was mad. "She told daughter to never use that word "or we were going to wash
her mouth out with soap." - Whoa. - "An empty threat. "Daughter pouted and went about her day. "Next day she told my dad, who
didn't believe her at first, "and then absolutely lost it "when he read the article she pulled up. "I can't remember the last
time I saw him laugh that hard. "Wife came out, heard what
the commotion was about, "and told daughter if
she brought it up again, "she would be in big trouble. "Well, today one of my
wife's friends called "while the girls were having a play date, "and you'll never guess
what my daughter did. "You'll never guess in a million years. "Go on. Guess. "Yeah, she told the story
to her little friend "who also thought it was hilarious. "Her friend's mother did not. "Wife is furious now "and says we need to come
up with a punishment. "I don't wanna punish her. "I think if we stop making
a big deal about it, "she'll get bored of it eventually. "Wife's argument is that
she's doing it for attention. "Duh. She's 12. "But she's gonna learn about this stuff "in health class soon anyway. "Might as well get the
giggles out of her system now. "So am I the asshole for
not supporting my wife "and dragging my heels on
punishing our daughter? "Wife says, even if I'm right, "we at least need to punish
her for disobeying us. "I say the harder we come down, "the more she will push back." That is pretty funny. Also, wow, did you guys know that they made Burt Ward take
pills to shrink his penis? (crew laughs) Why did... - Why did he- - I have to look up this article now. Pulling up this info
just 'cause we need it. - Yeah. - Burt Ward is an actor who played Robin, the sidekick of Adam West's Batman in the television series "Batman." - No. - And its theatrical feature film. According to Ward, his
bulge was considered so big that ABC, the network that aired the show, considered taking action in
an attempt to change that. The studio sent him to see a doctor who prescribed a medication that Burt said would "shrink me up." Ward also added that his
co-star, the late Adam West, had a different problem with his bulge. He needed to go the other direction. - No! - With Adam, they put Turkish
towels in his under shorts. - Can I google something really quick? - [Kimmy] What do you wanna Google? - An image. - [Kimmy] Oh God! - Guys, we gotta see- - We have to see the bulges. (crew laughs) - [Tommy] That's fine. - The issue, I bet you- - [Angela] That's fine. - I bet you this. I bet if we saw images
we'd be like, "What?" 'Cause it's the '60s and like... - I was expecting like a (grunts) Like a (grunts) moment. And it's just like pants. - [Angela] Yeah. - But it's the '60s. - Okay, but this is layered. This is a 12-year-old-
- But it's a fascinating, fascinating stuff. - Yeah, that the 12-year-old did this, and the mom is mortified. - I think if they, it's a tough thing, and I'm not a parent so I can't, but I can remember when I was 12. The problem is when you give a
huge reaction to information, it's like, "What I just said was crazy. "Okay, I'm gonna tell other
people 'cause this is crazy. "I'm sitting on, I got the scoop." - I'm gonna tell my friends
'cause this is crazy. - Yeah. Apparently this is crazy. If their reaction was, "Oh cool," she may not have told anyone. Maybe.
- That is interesting. - But you also don't wanna
punish a kid's curiosity. - Right. - Hey, that's important too. - Like, they're learning shit, and this isn't like some awful thing. Like, it's a real thing that happened. I don't know. - The dad can always go the
Tom Bowe route, who's my dad, which is where- - Tom Bowe! - Tom Bowe. They still punish the kid, but then the dad comes like
around later and is like, "So listen up." - That's so what Ray, my dad, would do. - He's like, "That was kind of funny. "Just like don't let the parents
of your friends hear that." - My dad would always do that with my mom. He'd be like, "Listen, she's just..." - [Tommy] Yeah, exactly. (everyone laughs) Oh, did your parents put you
in the middle of them too? - Well, never in the middle. He always just was just like, "I gotta do this for your mother. "Like, understand that I'm the cool guy." - Just so you know, I'm not the bad guy. - I'm not the bad guy. That was fricking hilarious.
- This wasn't my call. - And I will talk about men in the media making their (beep) smaller,
bigger, as much as you want 'cause it's funny. But your mother doesn't like it. (laughs) - 'Cause I feel conflicted 'cause I also feel it's very important for the parents to like be in sync. - Yeah. - 'Cause this is not great 'cause it comes across like
he's kind of like going like, "Ah, she's crazy. Whatever."
- Sure yeah. But I think in the name of humor, like I remember like finding
things when I was younger that my dad and I both laughed at was like a together moment.
- It's so huge. It's so huge. - Like, yeah, because usually it's like, yeah, usually it's hard to
both giggle at the same thing 'cause one's an, it's
completely different ages. - I think there's also a
little middle ground here of like that her telling
them that fact, be like, "That's a crazy fact. "But don't share that
fact with other people. "That's a very sensitive fact. "That's very, you know,
private information "that might make people
uncomfortable if you tell them." And then if she went and told
other people, then it's like, "Hey, we're not punishing
you 'cause of that fact. "We're punishing you 'cause
we told you something "and you didn't listen to us." - Yeah. But also if I'm a 12-year-old girl and I make my dad wheeze laughing from something I just said, you better believe I'm doing it again. - Yep. - Yeah. Some comments here. "I did the same thing when I was 12, LOL. "And it's not being used in
an insulting or joking way. "It's being used in a factual context. "I don't think there's
anything wrong with that." OP responded, "Yeah. "To me the fact that she's using
the medically accurate term "and telling a true story "that I guess is somewhat
historically relevant, "sort of gives her plausible deniability. "Like, if she was just yelling
'penis, penis' for no reason, "which when we were kids, "my brother used to do that
all the time, but he was four, "that would be different. "But in this context, eh?" Someone said, "To middle school kids, "dick jokes are the funniest. "Not even jokes, just the
word or anything related. "Source, middle school teacher
who is often cleaning desks "to remove drawings of penises "and 'deez nuts' written on them. "I've learned to just
ignore it and not comment "because whenever I've made a big deal "and told them to stop,
it just happens more." And lastly, someone said, "If this is the worst penis
related story your kid has, "I'd just say ignore it till it passes "and tell your wife to chill "because I've been a 12-year-old girl "and heard way worse
penis stories at school. "Way worse." OP responds, "I read that last line like
you were the sergeant character "in a war movie warning new recruits. "That's not relevant,
but it made me laugh. "So thank you." Yeah. It's always a thought that I've had when I hear about parents
and like with my parents where I'm like, you do know that anything you hear your kids say way worse shit is being said
amongst them and their friends, and you cannot stop
that to a large degree. And I feel like, I don't
know, it's a tough thing where when you make things like, "Don't talk about this and don't say it," it's like, then you're
gonna talk about it. - Yeah, and it feels like
she's really online, this girl. So she's googling a lot of stuff. - I can't imagine being a parent and having a kid who has a phone and can just like learn the
whole world whenever they want. - Literally. - I'm not- - Like, literally be like, how
do you make a penis smaller? You know what I mean? Like, or what is that? You know what I mean? That's wild - Small little update. - Oh, did they take pills for the update? - "Wife and I did end up
agreeing to not punish her "by the time daughter was dropped off. "Instead we reiterated some sex ed stuff "and told her it's important "to keep subject matter
appropriate to the situation. "She was receptive to these messages. "Dad comes over for
dinner almost every day, "and he usually shows up early. "So he got here half an hour
ago, daughter set up the TV, "and they started watching
'Batman' on Tubi of course. "Five minutes in, Dad
leans over to daughter. "Dad." He says the daughter's name. "Yeah, Grandpa? "I can see Robin's penis. "Daughter and Dad both lost it. "I look at wife, her
face is totally blank. "I can tell she's seething on the inside. "She says she's going
to take a bubble bath. "She's still in there. "I don't know if I should
bring her a glass of wine "to mellow her out or
leave her the hell alone. "Thanks, Dad." That's (beep) hilarious. - This feels right out of an episode of "Everyone Loves Raymond." - Yeah. Yeah. - I can see Robin's penis. - And Ray Romano goes, "Dad." - Oh, come on, guys. (everyone laughs) - There it is. (everyone laughs) - Thank you. I think honestly after
reading that little thing about what happened with the grandpa, I'd be kinda pissed at the grandpa. I'd be like- - Oh yeah. - Don't talk about all these (beep) with my 12-year-old daughter. - Well, it's kinda like my,
I've told this story before, but my oldest brother
when he was a little kid, he couldn't say truck. It would come out as (beep) - Yeah. - And my grandma just all
the time would be like, "What's that?" Like, she was just stoked about it. She was just always trying
to get him to say it. - Yeah. But it's like, in that instance, it was like the grandpa talking about it. I'd just be like, "Yeah, let's keep it a little
G-rated around my kid." - Yeah, don't talk about penises. Like, don't talk about
seeing someone else's penis. - If she says it, it's funny 'cause she doesn't
really understand the weight of what she's talking about. But when you say it, it's like... - Yeah. - Don't talk to a 12-year-old about this. - I get that. I get that. I totally get that. And I simultaneously
feel like we are so weird about talking about anything
sexually related to, parents talking to their
kids about anything, and we're so like weird about it. - [Angela] Yeah. - But there's also the
other side of like yeah, but also that's kind of weird
to like be pointing out like, 'cause I think it would
come across different. I mean, it is inappropriate
in that context, but if the grandpa was talking about women that he was seeing on the TV screen, it's like, that's weird. Next story. - Yes. - "Am I the asshole for not
having much of a reaction "to my daughter coming out "and introducing us to her partner?" - Okay, here we go. - "My daughter is 23, "and she requested to have
dinner with my wife and I "because she had something
important to tell us. "She came out and introduced
us to her partner. "My wife was emotional,
gave her a big hug, "and told her how proud she was. "I, on the other hand, did
not react to her coming out. "I honestly don't care about that part. "I was honest and said
her partner was cool "and that she was very interesting. "My wife told me I was rude "for ignoring our daughter's announcement. "I told my wife that I did not care "who she was attracted to at all. "All I cared about was if she was happy. "I tried to explain I did
not care about that stuff. "People like who they like, "and I don't need labels for that. "Love is love. "She said my view is slightly homophobic "because it shows I am not
acknowledging a different view. "I do not see it that way." - Huh? - "But am I the asshole? "Should I apologize to my
daughter and her partner? "Edit, for added context, I
did not treat her situation "as any different from her brothers. "I took the time "to get to know the person
they were each with. "My wife feels I should
have treated it differently "because they are different situations "and ignoring that fact does not help." There's a little update here. "Thanks for the input. "Everyone is right. "I should have just asked my daughter. "I will see if she's free
tomorrow for some coffee "and have a chat with her. "I am sure my wife's words just got to me, "but only one way to find out, right? "Thanks again." Okay, so it's his wife who
is saying all this stuff. The daughter, we don't even
know what the daughter's- - Yeah, we don't know her POV. - She could be totally chill with it. But his wife is calling
him homophobic for- - Yeah. - Having the same, according to him, having the same reaction to this as he did with his other children who brought their partners around. - Did she expect him to like
go get rainbow socks for her and like get some- - There's no rainbow socks. We've brought up rainbow socks before. - Woo! - Woo! - It seems that's the
mom's interpretation. - [Angela] Yeah.
- [Tommy] Cool. - And he's just having a very, he sounds like a lot of dads
I know, which are just like, "Okay. Great." - Sounds like she's homophobic actually. - To be honest, it feels
like, yeah, it feels, I agree. It feels like two older people trying to out woke each other. - Yeah, yeah, exactly. - Like, either he's being
like super dad about it and just like not making a
big deal out of anything, or he's trying to be
super woke and be like, "If I make a deal out of that,
that makes you different. "And you are just like everyone." - And in my opinion, that's the take. - That is the take. - That's the take. - But he is maybe doing
it a little too far to be like right. - He's just like, "Okay." - I will not acknowledge
anything different. - What you should acknowledge is like, "Thank you for coming out
to us and trusting us. "We love you. Great." But like making a whole
ordeal out of it, I'd be like, "Do you actually mean this?" - [Angela] Yeah. - And I'm assuming this is just
how he's like all the time. - [Tommy] Right. - 'Cause what I would say is, what I can see from like
the daughter's perspective is when you just don't
get much of a response, you then are going, "Well, what
are you actually thinking?" - [Tommy] Right. - But if he's saying, "This is how I responded
to the other kids," and if that's correct, then I don't see anything wrong with that, then that's his genuine reaction. And I do think it's weird
that the wife says like, "Well, this is a different situation." It's like... - I'm like, no. - [Shayne] It shouldn't be. - Yeah, it seems like
she's trying to be like, "Well, I'm so scared to be
homophobic in this situation "that I'm actually gonna
call that out as homophobia." Where it's like, whoa, whoa. Like, they're both just I
think freaking out a little. He's not, he's not. - I think the thing that
if I was in his situation that I would acknowledge is just like, "Oh, you felt you had
to keep this secret." Or, "I'm so glad you get to just be open "and honest about it. "And I hope you know like I
don't think anything of it. "Like, I think the same
as the other situations "with your other siblings. "Like, it's all good." - Hey, the takeaway is
neither of them care, so that's a win. That's great.
- So that's a win, honestly. - Yeah. - I almost wonder if she held off on talking to them about
this because she was like, "Are they gonna try to
out woke each other? "Oh god, are they gonna have
a thing because of this?" Whatever. I don't think so, but
it's a funny thought. - Yeah. - I feel like maybe the mom was so scared that it could go wrong that she might have
projected it a little bit or she was like reading
her husband too harshly, and she was like, "Smile, honey." - Some comments here. "Not the asshole. "I'm a lesbian. "When I came out to my parents, "they basically reacted
with, 'That's nice, dear.' "My sexuality didn't change
my relationship with them. "In my opinion, that's how it should be." OP responded, "That is a
good way of putting it. "That was my reaction. "That's nice, dear." Someone else said, "It's the
ideal we're striving for, "but the situation we're
living in right now is hostile "towards queer identity still. "So they're not the same. "It takes no courage to be
publicly straight anywhere. "Part of how we get to
that ideal is to encourage "and show loud support for people "who have the courage
to live as themselves "in a society that's trying to
criminalize their existence. "That being said, I don't
think OP is an asshole "in this situation either." And lastly, someone said, "When I told my dad I liked
girls, he said, 'Me too.'" OP responded, "Good response. "And had she told us when she was younger, "I probably would've said the same. "Wife probably would've
smacked me upside my head." Yeah, I think those are all valid points. - Yeah. - I mean... But I wonder if at the end of the day, the daughter just fully knows her parents and knew this reaction was coming. - Yeah. And at the end of the day, it's like the most important part is her and them checking in with her - Update. "Since it always bothered me "when people would ghost on
threads without giving updates, "here it is. "I did not have much
time with my daughter. "She had a prior engagement,
but we had some coffee. "We spoke about the evening. "As I suspected, she did
not have an issue with it, "and she also felt it was self-explanatory "when she introduced her girlfriend. "She corrected me since I
referred to her as a partner. "But they view each other as
girlfriend and girlfriend. "The coming out was more
so her girlfriend's idea. "My daughter said she
was going to reach out "because while she had no
issues with my reactions, "her girlfriend thought it was weird "how I kind of brushed off the response "and treated the situation "as if they were a straight couple. "My daughter did try to explain "that it is just the person I am, "explained how she
preferred my non-reaction "versus making it a big deal. "She told the story of
how she came to me first "when she had her first period "because she knew my wife
would make a huge fuss "over simple biology." - You (beep) called it. - "I told her I made an
Am I The Asshole post, "and we laughed over some of the comments. "We are going to arrange another date "and this time we will
have a more special event "for the sake of her girlfriend "since she did feel slightly
offended by being treated "as if they were a straight couple. "My daughter had no issues overall, "but I will correct the course. "She was slightly disappointed
I did not make a dad joke "about her coming out. "I did express that my love
for her would never change. "And I told her I hoped
she did not wait so long "because she thought I
would think differently. "She just told me I never told you "because it was not important to her. "She knew I would not care either way. "I doubt I will add
more updates after this, "but I might check in every so often. "I do appreciate all the varied viewpoints "and please understand,
it was not my intention "to marginalize the hardships
of LGBTQA+ face in this world. "I know it may be a selfish
and self-centered view, "but I simply treat others how I wish "and want to be treated. "I do hope everyone has a wonderful week." Look, I'll say for a guy, I'm assuming with a 23-year-old daughter, he's at least in his 50s- - This guy rules. - The bar is low. - [Tommy] Yeah. - Also, what a Reddit family. They have experiences before
of him posting on Reddit about her and his reaction. - Oh, well, no, I think he's telling her that he posted on Reddit
for this situation. - [Tommy] About this story. - Oh, copy, copy, copy. Okay, nevermind. - Not for the period. That is fascinating that she went to him. I don't have sisters or anything, so I don't know what the... - Well, that just shows that Mommy makes a big deal about stuff. - Huge reactions. - Yeah. - Sometimes we don't want to do that. - Yeah, sometimes a huge
positive reaction is like, oh- - Is still a huge reaction, and sometimes you don't
want anything from- - [Shayne] Yeah. - I love modern coming out stories! - [Angela] Yeah. - 'Cause it's always
just like, "All right." And they're like, "Well, that... "That could could've been more fun." Where I was like, "They're gonna kick me
out and I'll be homeless." You know, it's like... Yeah, I just love it. I love it. It's great.
- No, it's so good. - No, I mean truly like, it's fun. This is another sitcom family. - Yeah. - Keep having sitcom families in here. - When we opened and we went... I didn't even think we'd
have so much sitcom. - Like, this is the guy
that's like, it's like, "Dad, I'm gay." That's great. The lawn needs to get mowed. - Right. - So I don't care. - That's literally how my dad- - Ba da ba boom, boom, boom. - People accepting people. It's pretty awesome. - [Tommy] Wow. - Here we go. Next story. This comes from Tales From Your Server. - Yes. - We'll see how this is wholesome. - Here we go. - "Awesome new manager breaks cycle "with homeless guy outside." Okay. "My old manager was a real
working for the weekend type "and never went out of their
way for us or the customers "no matter what. "We had a homeless guy who
camped out in our back alley "because a lot of heat
comes off a vent back there. "One of the most
difficult things about her "was that she'd always
make us toss him out "because he was visible to
customers from the main entrance. "She's gone, and we
have a new manager now. "Her first week, one
of the employees said, "'Hey, that guy's back.' "And the new manager said,
'Is this guy here often?' "And we told her the whole story. "She asked what our interactions
with him had been like, "and we told her perfectly pleasant "considering the circumstances. "She walks out, shakes the guy's hand, "and offers him a dish
washing job on a trial basis. "She had one of the busboys
help him get cleaned up "and put him right to work. "He knocked it outta the
park, made good honest money, "and got staff dinner. "She told him he was welcome "to come back to work
any night of the week, "and if he was consistent, "she'd see about getting him hired. "That was two weeks ago, "and he started on a
permanent basis today." - Update. - And an edit to add, "I can't believe how
this post has blown up. "I just showed it to him, "and he was honestly a bit
freaked out by the whole thing, "but touched by the incredible support "and personal stories people shared. "Now that he has a job, "he's been able to move
back in with his brother "and is saving up all
the money he makes here. "He's a month clean and says
things are going better now "than they have been in a long time. "He says, 'Thanks again.'" Damn. - I'm getting full body chills. - That is the sweetest
story I've ever heard. - That might be my favorite
story I've ever heard on this show. - Same. That's what you're supposed to do! - I know. - I love this. - What? (crew laughs) How sweet. And then she showed him the post. - I know. - Why are you guys looking at me? - I just love that you're like... - There's nothing to say. - Yeah, I know. Wow. This is amazing. - This is even better than
WAP pizza or whatever. - What? - Yeah, the mom- - There's a mom that offered her kid pizza and she was dancing and
she said, "Wet ass pizza." - Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one.
- Oh god. - But this is- - This is a legend. This is for sure a
legend, this new manager. - Good for everyone. - Solved it so fast, you know? - That's amazing. - Comments. "This is beautiful. "I was homeless a few years
ago, and I got back on my feet "because someone took a chance with me, "and I am eternally grateful." Someone else said, "It
will be interesting to see "if he becomes an employee "and gets himself back into housing. "Your new manager sounds
like a terrific person "to even have thought to offer him work." OP responds, "She's a real class act. "Perfect balance of optimist and hardass. "She believes anyone is
capable of excellence "regardless of who they are. "So she gives everyone equal
opportunities to advance, "but holds everyone to
the same high standard. "Really great working environment." That sounds like the perfect manager. - Where's this food service job? - What? - I was like, where's
this food service job? - Yeah. - Talk about 'cause another
low bar is managers. - Right. - And I feel like this
manager exceeds it by a lot. - A lot. Yeah. - I don't know what
else to say about that. - I literally, yeah, I'm at a loss. - Yeah, makes me feel full
like a Thanksgiving dinner. - I know. Truly, it's just so filling and beautiful. - Here's our next story. This one's an old one. It's from 2015. - It's from the 1600s. (everyone laughs) - They had Reddit. - My squire and I had a wonderful time. - I pissed my pants and was
excommunicated from the church. (everyone laughs) "Today I (beep) up by throwing
my steak out a window." (Angela laughs) Unless this is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (everyone laughs) "Last night my wife's boss "from her brand new job
invited us over for dinner. "On the drive over, my wife
reiterated to me many times "just how important it was
to make a good impression. "I scoffed and arrogantly
informed my silly wife "that I will always make good impressions. "My wife's boss is a
single lady in her 50s, "so it was just the three of us. "We chitchatted over drinks and salads "and seemed to be really hitting it off. "She laughed at my well-timed
perfectly appropriate jokes, "and my wife seemed pleased. "Soon she brought out the main course, "a nice big juicy steak for each of us. "As I began to cut into my
steak, I was discouraged "to discover how
undercooked this steak was. "Now I've had my fair share of rare steak. "I prefer medium, but I can handle rare. "This was several minutes on
a hot grill short of rare. "I probably could have
resuscitated the cow had I tried. "Instead, I sat there fidgeting
with my knife and fork, "worrying about how I
was going to get away "with not eating the steak. "Claim veganism? "No, I'd already feigned great enthusiasm "upon seeing the steak. "Just then our hostess
excused herself to the kitchen "to take care of some
dessert preparations. "As I looked across the
fancy dining room table "at the open window of
this third story apartment, "a cartoon light bulb
appeared over my head. "I knew I had to be decisive. "Realizing that she could return
at any moment, I committed. "I grabbed the steak with my hand, "gently shook off the juice
and executed a perfect throw "right through the center
of the open window. "Here's the big time (beep) up. "The window wasn't open." (Tommy laughs) - Her windows are just that clean! - "It was the cleanest freaking
window you've ever seen "in your life." (everyone laughs) "That is until my mostly raw slab of steak "slammed up against it
and slowly slid down, "leaving a trail of
bloody juice in its wake. "My wife, whose steak
was a nice medium rare "and was unaware of my
predicament, turned jaw dropped "and stared at me like I was
an alien from another planet. "This look then slowly
morphed into more of a, "there is no place on this
planet you can ever hide from me "expression of demonic anger. "My wife's boss heard the thud
of the steak on window impact "and came quickly. "She took in the scene, the
steak sitting on the windowsill, "the bloody trail, my empty plate, "and then gave me an
inquisitive puzzled look. "I just didn't know what to say. "It felt like minutes of silence, "but it was probably
three or four seconds. "Finally, the best I can
manage was, 'I'm so sorry. "'I'm such a clutz. "'I don't know. "'I was just cutting it and it slipped. "'Just ask my wife. "'I realize I am a clutz, right, honey?' "No help coming from that direction. "I'll clean this up. "I can't believe this. "I'm so sorry. "Et cetera, et cetera. "Both women continued to stare at me "like I had escaped from the loony bin "as I smeared the blood around the window "with my cloth napkin,
dusted off the steak, "and continued to mutter
my incoherent explanation. "I knew no one was buying the story. "I knew what I had to do. "I sheepishly returned to my seat "and proceeded to eat every
bite of that disgusting, cold, "chewy, bloody raw steak." (Angela laughs) "I remained pretty quiet
the rest of the evening. "My wife's only two words to
me since the incident are, "'I'm fine.'" - No, she's not fine. - No one in the world could be fine. - Is this a prank? Is every Reddit story an episode of "Everyone Loves Raymond"? - I was about to say, this
is a "Seinfeld" episode. - This is, what? - I mean, look, there's
always the possibility that they're fake. Always. But- - It's just so funny! - He ate the window steak? - He ate the window steak. - And then just like a silly
mad wife, she went, "I'm fine." - Is this guy Peter Griffin? - Yeah. - Comments. "You should have grilled
the steak under the pretense "that you were killing off any germs "it might've picked up on the floor." OP responded, "Damn it,
that's a good idea." Someone else said, "All
you had to do was ask "if she could cook it for a little longer. "There's nothing wrong with that at all. "But hey, look, on the bright side, "you'll have a funny story "to tell all your friends
for years to come." Lastly, someone said, "Sir, you need to update
your version of windows." - How many likes does that comment have? - I don't know. What would you do in this situation? - Not throw my steak at a window. - I would never throw the steak. - I think I would piss my pants if I saw someone chuck a steak
when the cook left the room. I think I would laugh so hard I died. - It was poor planning
because if she came back and his entire steak was fully gone, and he's like, "What a delightful steak." - It's like, that's also insane. - You ate that so fast, man. - The instinct to grab it and frisbee it outta there is wild. - I went into the story
thinking he was gonna throw it out of a car. - I thought so too.
- Yeah, me too. I thought he was driving and
he was like, "This is bad." - And then it would
like hit someone, bonk. - Oh my gosh. What would you guys do? That is crazy. - I'd eat the steak. But I also, I like medium rare,
so I could probably handle. If a steak was super rare,
I'd just be like, "All right." - I feel like I'm a master at
cutting around, moving around and making it look like I
made a dent, but I didn't. - Yeah, don't eat much of it. - I don't really care about steak. I think it's good. There's people who eat steak
and they're like (groans) - They're like, "For your birthday, "we're gonna bring you to a steak dinner." - Right, so I'd probably just, I probably wouldn't have
gotten into that situation. I'd be like, "I actually
don't want a steak." - Oh, you wouldn't have even
asked for it on the plate? - Yeah. - Okay. - Or I would've been
like, "I can't eat this. "This is gross. "Please cook." - Have you ever been in a situation where people served you
food that you don't like? - Yeah, and I'm really good
at like moving it around and putting some on the fork. I think the idea of like trying to get rid of it is so scary. - That's insane. No, that's some Mr. Bean shit. - Like, just to see that person come in and see you getting rid of it. - Actually, I think this is a Mr. Bean, there is a sketch where he
gets a bunch of like raw meat that he won't eat, and so he's hiding it
throughout the whole place, and then they slowly discover it, and every time they discover
like a new piece of meat, like in a napkin, he's
just like, "Oh, oh." (Angela laughs) It's (beep) hilarious. - This is so funny. - There's a "Seinfeld" episode where there's like a steak thing, and he like puts it in the napkins 'cause he doesn't want to eat it, and he just has them like in a jacket. And then Elaine borrows the
jacket and the meat's in there, and dogs are chasing her. - Yes. And the tag is her going
down the street, right? And all these dogs are chasing her. - Wow. Classic. - Classic. - I think this is so freaking funny. - Don't try to hide your meat. - I'm gonna start throwing
my meat out windows. - Small little update. "Just got the first communication "from my wife since 'I'm fine.' "She is at work. "The text said, 'Good news. ''Boss's name and I just had a good laugh "'over how much of a (beep) idiot you are. "'I hope you know you
will never live this down. "'Love you, you moron.'" - That's good.
- Cute. - "I want a divorce." I'm just kidding. (everyone laughs) - Update. Update. We're divorced. - Update. Update. - I forgot that this woman was the boss. I would be mortified if I was his wife. - Cooking steak for
guests, that's a tough- - It's an ordeal. - That's a bold move. - Honestly, good for him. He just bonded those two people now. - Yeah, it's true. - The wife and the boss. - They have a common enemy. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - His brain. Here's our last story. "Am I the asshole for
not wanting my fiancee "to dance to a love song
dedicated to her late fiance "at our wedding? "Before we met my
fiancee Kayla was engaged "to a man she had dated for three years "who died in a traffic accident. "I had never dated a woman "who had had that kind of loss before, "so I've been learning as I go, "but I've tried to respect "that he will always
be a part of her story. "I accepted her relationship
with her late fiance's parents "with open arms. "They stayed very close. "And by the time we started dating, "they were basically like a
second set of parents to her. "Kayla's real parents "and her late fiance's parents
are all amazing people. "So I consider myself pretty lucky "to have two sets of great in-laws. "Our wedding is coming up in May, "and Kayla told me that after
her father-daughter dance, "she would like to have a second dance "with her late fiance's father "to the song 'Vanilla Twilight.' "She asked me if I was
comfortable with that, "and since I didn't want
to be that guy and say no, "I said yes. "But really it makes me uncomfortable "that she would be dancing to a love song "dedicated to another man at our wedding. "I'm happy to make space in
our lives for his memory. "We have a photo of him
on our mantle at home, "and we make it a point to
commemorate his birthday "and the anniversary of his death. "I feel like I'm
understanding and supportive "when she has bad days, "and I'm 100% fine with having
his parents at the wedding "because like I said, we are all a family. "But I also feel like
our wedding is one day "that should be all
about our relationship. "Am I the jerk if I ask her
to reconsider this dance? "What are the best compromises here?" That's heavy. - Yeah. - That's real heavy. - I'll say, I think what
he's doing is really hard to champion for yourself
in a space that is not, that is not about you in that story, in that time of her life. But his wedding is also about him. That's hard. That's really hard. - It's hard. It's a difficult- - It's so tough. And grief is, as we
see from these stories, like grief is just so
different in every situation. So how people go about it is so different. - Yeah, because also if you
don't speak up, he could be, you don't want someone just
like not being fully honest in your relationship if something
makes you uncomfortable. - That lack of communication
can build resentment. And then five years down the line, suddenly there's no respect. - Weddings are also
like weddings, you know? They're like the big- - Weddings are so weddings. - Yeah, they are. (laughs) - Yeah. So the verdict was not the asshole. Comments here. "Not the asshole. "You might wanna honestly ask
her to sit down and reconsider "if she's ready to be married
to someone else though. "She still sounds very much
invested in this other man, "whether he is alive or not, "and she just doesn't sound ready "to commit to another person. "Ask her if she's truly ready to commit "or she is just honestly doing it "because she thinks she should "or it will help her move on." OP responded, "I guess it sounds like he
is constantly on her mind "because I only wrote two paragraphs "that were wholly focused on this issue, "but it has been about
seven years since he died, "and I think she has processed
her grief in a healthy way "and doesn't dwell on it. "We have our own inside
jokes and our hobbies "and our own hobbies and
experiences that are unique to us. "I can truly say I'm
marrying my favorite person "in the world. "We are each other's absolute best friend. "I don't have any illusions "that our life together
will entail her forgetting "about her late fiance,
nor would I want that. "Two anniversaries a year and a photo "really don't represent
a significant portion "of her thoughts and feelings." - Yeah, you know... - I don't know what to say. You know, I think it is tough, as this comment like clearly demonstrates. We have so little to work off of that it's hard to know
like the real situation with their relationship. But the good news is we have an update. - Hey! I love that! I want stuff that says update. (everyone laughs) Like a hat. And I want you to be like... - Or a shirt or something. - Yeah. Merch. - "Two months ago, I
married the love of my life. "I was thinking about
this thread the other day, "how it went, and where my
head was at when I made it. "And I thought you guys
might like an update. "A little anticlimactically, "the thing I was stressing about was a bit "of a miscommunication, which
probably happens a lot here. "Kayla wanted to dance
with her late fiance's, "I'll go ahead and just
call him Luke from now on, "father at our wedding, "and 'Vanilla Twilight'
was an example of a song "along the lines of what she wanted, "not the set in stone top
choice like I had thought. "I and a lot of other commenters "in the original thread
spent a lot of time "over analyzing the lyrics to that song, "looking for hidden meaning in every word. "It turns out she hadn't
put much more thought "into the suggestion than, "'This is a kind of sad song that I like.' "We got together that night, "and she had made several playlists "of possible first dance songs for us, "songs for when she walks down the aisle, "music to play at the reception, "and song choices for her
dance with Luke's father. "We spent hours listening to them all "and talking about the wedding. "We even made a tournament style bracket "for our first dance song in her journal "and put songs head to
head against each other "until the victor emerged, "and at the end we
talked about the wedding, "our relationship, Luke and
their relationship, and grief. "We talked about what it
was like when she lost him, "and what it was like
for me when I lost my mom "at a young age, what a family is, "and all the things we're
hopeful for in the future. "We stayed up until 3:00
in the morning just talking "and planning and laughing
and crying a little, "and I'm so glad for it. "After getting bombarded by
dozens of different opinions "from dozens of different
people earlier that day, "I had been worried that I
was going to have a conflict "with my fiancee shortly
before our wedding. "But there was no
conflict, just pure memory. "After that night, I started
putting in more effort "to be involved with the
wedding planning process. "I actually asked for things I wanted, "which Kayla actually really appreciated. "We also took a long
weekend a couple of weeks "before the wedding to go
on a camping trip together "just the two of us, "which I highly recommend to
anyone who is getting married. "Overall, there was a
complete flip in my feelings "leading up to the wedding, "from being somewhat insecure
and excited but nervous "to being completely at ease, excited, "and feeling stronger in
my relationship than ever. "The wedding day itself
was really wonderful "and worth the wait. "Kayla and Luke's father had
their dance to 'Lean On Me,' "and I also had a dance with Kayla's mom, "and it was very emotional in a good way. "I really felt that the day
was a celebration for our love. "I was genuinely happy that
Luke's parents were there "to celebrate along with us "because they are very
much members of our family, "and I wish I had the space "to describe all the ways
they've been there for us "through the years. "My amazing wife is who she is "because of all the experiences "that she has had in her life. "I don't wanna be the kind of man "who askS her to pretend that
she has never loved before me "or pretend that her grief
should be over forever "now that she has me. "I just wanna say how glad I am "that we shared that night together "and that the wedding was
nothing but love and celebration. "I never thought I could be so happy." - Uh-oh. (Tommy groans) We're both- - I'm like, they're ready. They're sitting. - [Shayne] That's crazy. - Oh my gosh. It's so sweet. - That is the sweetest. (laughs) It's like next level. (Tommy groans) - Oh us. Both like, but we're crying. (laughs) - Oh my gosh. What I also love about this
that I was gonna say before is that like he didn't
make any assumptions about how she feels. And I feel like on this, we see this a lot where
it's like someone goes, "This is how I feel. "I feel threatened by this. "It must mean that she's not over it, "and it must mean that she's not into me, "or it must mean this." And he didn't put any words in her mouth or tell her how she feels at all. He just was like, "This is how I feel based
off of her behavior. "So I'm gonna take a
moment to check back in." And that is maturity! - Yes, it is. It's awesome. - Yeah, this is emotional
intelligence on the max level. There's one comment here, and
it is not of that caliber. - Okay, 'cause it's Reddit! - Yeah. And we're back. - And we're back to "Reddit Stories." - Someone commented, "I mean,
if Luke hadn't passed away, "your wife would be with him." OP responds to this. "This line of thinking
has never bothered me "because it can be applied
to so many other situations. "All of life is millions of
branching paths of choices "that we do and do not make. "It doesn't bother me to think "that my wife would be
with Luke if he hadn't died "because well, he has died,
so that is not the situation. "And it is only because that happened "that my wife became the
person I fell in love with. "I have an ex-partner "who I was very much
in love with years ago, "but we split up due to circumstances "beyond either of our control. "If that hadn't happened,
then there's a good chance "I would be married to her instead. "But that's not the situation. "That doesn't diminish the
love that I have for my wife. "And my wife having lost
someone very dear to her "doesn't diminish the
love she has for me." - Me and who? - That guy makes that comment like, "Well, you know, your wife
would probably be with him." And I see the clouds parting and him with like a golden
aura like, "Yes, but." (laughs) - As OP I'll say this. (everyone laughs) - Wow, this guy's incredible. - This guy's incredible. - Good for Kayla. - All these families are incredible. Everyone here is good people. - I'd say so. - I think that just about sums it all up. Yeah. - Let's cuddle up, folks. (Shayne laughs) - I cried on set today. - Me too. - All of these stories
were truly so wholesome. We've really been all over the place from pissing yourself
to throwing a steak out, attempting to throw a stake out a window to the most emotionally mature response and assessment I've ever seen in my life. - Yeah. - Just we've been on a journey today. - Truly. There's such humanity in these. - Yeah. - There's like, you know,
like not forgiveness, but there's just like understanding and like humbling nice things. - I'm trying to think of like the, I think the main difference between wholesome stories like this and the average stories that we have where things are messy and
stuff, it's just depth. It's people who are willing to like kind of seek more layers. - Yeah. I'd say it's pausing. Like, I feel like it's taking a breath before going off of an assumption. Like, the two parents and
the daughter where it's like, "I'm gonna take a second, "and I'm gonna wait till she
has a free moment tomorrow. "We're gonna have coffee and
we're gonna talk about it." Instead of being like, "A to C, B to C, "one to two, two to 10." You know? Like you're going so fast. And letting things just go fast. - Do you think when he got the steak back, he tried to cut it again but was like to like justify how he... - Really held onto it. Like, grabbed it with one bare
hand and then he's like... (Tommy yells) - Do you think she rinsed it off? 'Cause it surely fell on the ground after hitting the window. - Rinsed it off. (laughs) There's no version where it's good now. - [Tommy] No. - Either you rinse it off in the sink or you're just picking up a... - You've heard of a spice rub, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Lint carpet. - Lint, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. I think in the story he just picked it up. - At that point- - If you're there- - You're right, I should- - You're gonna just do it. - What a time.
- What a time. Well, thank you all for watching. I hope this warmed your
heart like it warmed ours. And we'll see you next
Saturday for some more stories. I don't know if they'll be wholesome. - Yeah. - [Shayne] They may be messy. - Not a chance. - [Shayne] Might be back to the insanity. - Steak on the window mess. - That's right. - Have a good Saturday. - Yeah, have a good Saturday,
and we'll see you later. Goodbye. - Ready? (Angela vocalizes) (crew laughs) And your host Shayne Topp. (everyone laughs)
