fantasy high junior year best bits part 1

in the desert I'm dead but Fu [ __ ] dougen McAn dies do you have something I'm I'm a vampire and he go what wow the slowest vampire the least eloquent vampire I've ever seen he didn't turn to dust or anything he just fell over you're actually not sure if he's telling the truth or not moving he maybe just hates bright light and his really [ __ ] blasted and sick and just fell over um plus might help if you got a four or three a three or a four uh do we got those beans got the be three or four 5050 beans are two guys guys the beans are they're D I don't think statistically that's that's gambler's fallacy unlucky example of gambler's fallacy everyone's going to be really sorry when these beans turn up three four give me the acrobatics dc15 to get on the roof we each have one Ear Pod in and we're plugging the other ear to not have to hear this no no no dude I can't believe you got what are you doing I'm going to throw up free slam attack with door 1 D6 plus strength well yeah roll your attack to hit it okay no we have to find if I'm hitting people it is very dark over there if I've hit a single person you should I will sue you um I'm going to stomach we've been on a little bit of a journey look at your freaking use the beans they're D okay all right okay this now 20 yes baby okay wait I need one more roll and it's a deception check to make gorgug think he did it here we go oh I only got a 16 actually what do I you roll Insight see if you did it that's two uh two plus uh one gorgug you are the greatest [Applause] wizard so much D his eyes are filed his goggles are filled with dust his nose is bleeding I feel the power coursing through me doing channeling some crazy power you tered or frightened oh this is a frighten effect oh okay what about mine yours is not a frighten effect uh 19 uh 19 saves you take 30 have to 15 points of necrotic damage hangman yes when we get home yes I want an ice cream I just want a big bowl of ice cream right the old days yeah go to the ice cream go to P yeah we can go to P do yth mags y mags s yeah go for it that's a DEX check for that go ahead and roll damage 27 [ __ ] what's up nothing nothing at all what's your thing the same nothing Zach Zach farted okay were you talking about how they're flying no I was farting I was ripping ass describe for me as the yth mags are torn apart as they're about to explode they both say love is love and to be clear to the viewing audience that does not happen they do not say that you can describe how they are destroyed not what they says love WS the most disturbing thing I've ever heard incredible any bonus actions from addine I bonus actions sit back down incredible gorgug that's your turn get away from me you [ __ ] bug offing out of trap doors two more yorbe appear are you kidding they have a ready action they oh my God they fire at gorgug the first guy gets [Applause] double why why didn't you come out earlier why did why did you wait till now one guy I swear to God I just rolled two n ones for his crossbow backfires and shoots him in the eye the other guy hits you for eight points of damage have to four it's just like hit it yeah I pull are you okay they're so tactical and so late they're so tactical and so you're crying you're literally cry they're just like so professional to be like so cold and serious like 10 minutes after the fight is lost just being like one guy dies click um stop a little stop that turn coat W today why today I was going to get some kisses she said we'd be kissing can I have another ice cream yeah definitely like a really small but smelly too yeah out of the handle like TI a little bit of water came out like it had been like submerged earlier and like it was gross this all happened this all these things happen all these things happened a little bit of water came out a little bit of water came out of her base dude like it was nasty it was like a different side than I'd seen of her but it also felt like her true s yeah you know yeah that's true mask was off and it was ugly under there and just she was literally toofaced right cuz you know how she had like a reflective side she's a narcissist yeah absolutely she's the narcissist yeah she's a narcissist and she's two-faced and I don't need no wet drippy too exactly man exactly I'm we're gassing you up I'm going home let's ride you know what you all joined me in not lie I I pink in pink in no one I think we're all okay to make sure our friend doesn't fall in love with a mirror at the end of the day we need to remember that she's a mirror right n that's not as much the problem she's like she's a mirror right so that's the thing and it's fine not for him she's a narc Nar leaky that was LE all those were well here's the thing is that we thought we had it right and at the very end these two guys popped up out of the ground and I thought we were done for but I turned around and dead item wow what happened to the other guy he hit himself with this crossbow it was so tactical he came up and yeah wow wow so the one guy kind of missed his one guy was a lot more confident maybe than the other Joy the cake rest you're both dangerously close to being expelled wildly wildly close to spell you're allowed to fail a certain number of classes each semester I just want to show can I Christen can I show you something he opens his little desk he's like off in a sigh and he takes out a thing saying Kristen in her sophomore year uh showed no evangelizing at all of her Divinity and in fact during her sophomore year her God died and went to the astral plane and you see he shows you and your God is listed on your trans academic transcript as Yes exclamation point Kristen that's really bad did you ever did you ever tell anyone at the school that your God changed I was supposed to in a paper but I just didn't get to I say that cuz I want to be supportive and listen also Porter needs someone with eyes on it Porter the how many Barbarian classes have you attended I have probably two fistfuls a liter I love you I love you girls with all my heart maybe you should have taken one math class maybe one yeah you measure everything in Fists

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Length: 9min 31sec (571 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 04 2024