Family Guy: Back To The Pilot (Clip) | TBS

[Music] we are that's odd it's our house but somehow it looks a little different mom my lips are too thin can I please get collagen injections meg you don't need to change the way you look you know most of the world's problems stem from poor self-image oh my god what's with Meg's voice she sounds like someone who's about to give up a huge opportunity that's nothing look at you you look like a prize at some Mexican church carnival excellent the mind control device is nearing completion Stewie I said no toys at the table damn you vile woman you've impede admire in stir day I escaped from your wretched womb oh don't pout honey you know when you were born the doctor said you were the happiest looking baby he'd ever seen but of course that was my victory day the fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian bastille return the device woman jeez would you carry a thesaurus around with you you know it's amazing I could speak at all with that circumcision still healing hey wait a minute Stewie that's the spot that's where I buried my tennis ball well Brian what you're doing you can't dig it up here just make a mental note of where you buried it and as soon as we're back in the present you can dig it up then why because we can't risk doing anything that alters the past you know I never got that I mean wouldn't you want to alter the past I mean you could make life better for yourself and not just for yourself for everyone you you could stop 9/11 Brian there's one rule of time travel and that is do not alter the past in any way or the consequences could be dire yeah where'd you hear that quantum leap that guy changed the past all the time whoa boy hey Peter at seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on what's the occasion ooh I remember this Peters I did that weird creepy thing where it went over his nose come on you're worrying about nothing Oh remember when you got drunk off the communion wine at church look at that wait what are they doing I don't know they're just standing there like zombies do you think they're all right I'm not sure and then there was that time at the ice cream store they're doing it again what the hell I'm at a loss I mean I know we're not supposed to mess with the timeline but should we call an ambulance it is so creepy and remember you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see Philadelphia oh they're setting up cutaways oh my god is that what we did back then yeah I mean now we just like return text messages and screw around and whatnot Lois I'm not going back to work tomorrow that new boss has it in for me he's meaner than a shifty salesman you sure you got time to smoke oh yeah it's a now Harrington it goes on for a while all right look we found out where your ball is buried now let's get back to our own time okay get the return pad let's go not out here in the open someone could see us remember no altering the timeline come on let's get up to my room [Music]

Channel: TBS

Views: 814,604

Keywords: The Family Guy, Mila Kunis, Adult animation, family, Comedy, TBS Very Funny, FamilyGuy, Black comedy, Family Guy Stewie, Chris Griffin, TBS YouTube, TBS Network, Famliy Guy, Meg Griffin, Lois Griffin, Family Guy FOX, Seth MacFarlane, #FamilyGuy, Family Guy, Family Guy on FOX network, Seth Green, Alex Borstein, Peter Griffin, Mike Henry, Sitcom, Brian Griffin, TBS, Lacey Chabert, Animated sitcom, Patrick Warburton, Cartoon, Stewie Griffin, Back To The Pilot

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Length: 3min 28sec (208 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 14 2019