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what is a mildly disturbing fact the farthest point on the planet you can be from civilization in any direction is a blip in the Pacific Ocean called point Nemo if you were stranded there you'd be thousands of miles away from help and it would be very unlikely you'd be seen or rescued as cargo ship routes don't go near it to put the distance into perspective the closest people to you would be the crew on the ice for extra context the word Nemo is Latin for no one in toddlers their adult teeth are right underneath their eyes he said mildly rabbits will eat their own young if they are stressed enough so will humans I don't even need to be stressed moths will vibrate their genitals as a way to prevent about screeches education from hitting them there are over 200 courses on Mount Everest and they are used as waypoints for climbers it's physically possible to die of a broken heart it was seen in either mice or frogs after them having a large emotional response to something their heart valves collapsed schizophrenia can hit randomly from the ages of 15 to 26 if it is in your genetics some people are totally fine then BAM auditory hallucinations and delusions start happening edit yes it is possible before and after those ages but in schizophrenia is triggered after adolescence and before the brain is done developing it usually occurs between those ages of 15 to 26 I keep getting ads online for schizophrenia treatment and I don't have schizophrenia but I'm wondering what the algorithms know that I don't SEALs will rape penguins because why not I guess stupid sexy penguins that sounds you hear on cartoons when planes or anything goes into a dive was taken from an artsy dive bomber as a form of psychological warfare and it is likely that particular recording was the last thing someone heard research 287 stupid arrogant trumpets in the English Northeast town of Hartlepool and abandonded French warship washed up ashore the only thing on board was a monkey dressed in a navy you know for having never seen French people before the people of Hartlepool assumed the monkey was a French person and was put on trial in court and was eventually hanged for not answering any of their questions people from Hartlepool to this day are called monkey hangers as an insult in the town has statues of monkeys all over dolly parton lost a Dolly Parton look-alike contest to 6-foot overly exaggerated fake breasted drag queen and after the show the winner walked up to Dolly Parton and said her tits were too small that is my favorite random mildly disturbing fact the youngest person to be diagnosed with early onset dementia was just 6 years old in France a pig was dressed in human clothes tried in court and was sentenced to death for eating a child's face in fairness that's pretty illegal your skeleton is wet one day it won't be though I will keep it moist for you you don't know if there is a secret everybody knows except you are you hinting at something guys act cool he doesn't know have you ever thought about how whales and dolphins die when they get too old and weak to swim to the surface to breathe they start sinking into the cold dark depths of the ocean and suffocate if you live to become the oldest person alive the entire human population has been replaced in your lifetime except you the mostly likely person to kill you is a friend or family jinn his Khan had killed so many people in his wake that the farmlands that they had used had returned to being a forest he did this at such a scale that it actually significantly lowered a huge portion of carbon from the atmosphere legend says that Venice was jealous of his conquest salt appetite can be so strong that animals including humans short on sodium will put life and limb at risk to satisfy the hunger mountain goats are known to cling to sheer cliffs to access a Salt Lick even when a misstep means certain death also salt cravings and drug addiction use the same neural pathways as most mammals probably evolved during a salt scarcity the ways they react to it are interesting the FDA allows small amounts of rat droppings and candy bars if you're in a restaurant in a port town the question that health inspectors ask isn't do you have rodents but how are you dealing with the rodents if a restaurant claims they don't have rodents they're just means they are dealing with it don't eat there it blew me away how impossibly hard it is to keep rodents out of a kitchen when I worked at a restaurant you would expect that having all doors closed and windows netted nothing could enter but the Mathur Truckers teleport or something I say with confidence that there is not a restaurant in the world without at least one rat living in some part of it cannibalism is pretty damn common in hamsters google this to see pics of hamster moms eating their babies thanks the dark forest hypothesis for the Fermi paradox any civilization that makes itself known is instantly destroyed by a neighboring civilization due to fear of themselves being destroyed that a gorilla has a dick length average of two inches some guard work during lunch said he hoped someone got raped by a gorilla a couple months ago and then everyone looked at me weird when I then said that gorillas have tiny dicks all I can think is maybe the guy said I want great pie and saucer Pirela to which he replied gorillas have tiny dicks you're a brain inside in a skull you don't have a skeleton inside of you you are inside of a skeleton meatsuit pin ones come out of your butt at night and you can catch them on a strip of duct tape quite likely not everyone who commented here will make it till Christmas I made it so far without being disturbed but this one got me 30 years ago the average home took up to 30 minutes to become fully involved in fire now it can be as little as 3 or 4 minutes due to the changes in construction materials in the massive amount of synthetic materials used in furniture etc install smoke alarms and get out early folks if in the right conditions when some bodies decompose their fat turns into soap and turns the person into a soap mummy squeaky clean the picture for your funeral program may have already been taken cries a non photogenic that's a didn't catch 95% of guns and other paraphernalia going through airports during a government-run experiment in the summer of 2002 when I was 13 I accidentally left a polka knife in my backpack when I boarded a plane at the Atlanta Airport they didn't find it and I didn't realize it was in there until after takeoff commercial flights often carry dead bodies we also have situations where we have a live organ and transport to its new donor recipient the crew knows but we are not allowed to tell anyone on board so you never know you might be on a very special flight and we also have more lab rodents hamsters rats and mice than you can imagine butterflies have been known to drink blood one time this little moth landed on my hand and it wouldn't fly off I thought it was cute so I said it was my pet and walked around with it there it started to itch so I picked it off my hand and if freaking tore my skin off and was drinking blood whenever there's an earthquake boarders in graves shake around like marecus you walk past by an average of 16 murderers in your lifetime more of you go to prison subway footlong Zonta footlong some people survived the sinking of the Arizona during Pearl Harbor but were trapped inside the gods would hear banging form inside for the next week or so but could do nothing to help why could they do nothing to help was rescue not possible why sorry I know nothing about the Arizona the hull was thick and the proper equipment needed wasn't at hand not just that but a lot of other factors played a role in their deaths even if they cut into the ship there wasn't any guarantee they would find a room that wasn't underwater what equipment they had was either dangerous torches that would burn up oxygen and possibly kill them in faster if they punctured through but took too long to get them out or they simply didn't have enough of he said mildly dogs like squeaky toys because it reminds them of a small animal being killed maybe when dogs Myr two small animals they just like it because it reminds them of squeaky toys prions when proteins in your body miss fault they create Priam's which then infect neighboring proteins causing them to miss fold creating a chain reaction and eventually eating holes in your brain all known prion diseases are fatal they can kill you in a bunch of fun ways including taking away your ability to sleep or your ability to chew and swallow they're also extremely contagious and since they are not a virus non killable and to top it all off symptoms can take years to appear so you can be infected with prawns in your system right now and not know it Ducks gang-rape to mate and reproduce circle of life there's no limit to how many times a person is allowed to take their driver's license test after failing it meaning even the dumbest person you know is legally allowed to operate a speeding death machine there is a theory in neuroscience that to consciousness entities exist inside your mind but only one has access to speech I think that is a mildly disturbing idea you know what you call the stupidest graduate from the worst medical school in the country dr. someone made the biggest poop on the history of humanity and nobody noticed not even him I mean I did once poop to poop so baguette completely clogged the toilet like it was bigger than the hole years ago I saw an episode of monsters inside me where this guy was doing something outside and a fly flew into his eye it only made contact for a millisecond but it was enough for it to lay eggs after they hatched they started eating his eye from the inside and he was starting to go blind until a doctor figured out what was wrong since then I get super paranoid whenever a fight goes anywhere near my face because of the fact that something like this can possibly happen to me the fact that a yachtie video will make a good quality video out of this entire threat I hope they feature this comment [Music]

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