- What's the biggest
secret you kept from me? - Um I guess I told you I wasn't
masturbating when I was. (laughs) ("Serenade No. 13 in G Major" by Mozart) - Hello. - Hello. (both laugh) - I'm Christa. - I'm Cody. - I'm Natalie. - I'm Evan. - We dated in high school
and that's why we're here. (laughs) - Yeah we actually haven't seen each other in like a really long time. - Yeah, a while. - Well, I was actually,
can we take a shot first? Just to warm up? - Oh wow, okay. Have your sexual abilities
improved since high school? - Hmm...no. (laughs) I still last the same as I
did freshman year. (laughs) - Like two minutes. - I mean that's just when
we get going, you know. - Stop. - I mean you gotta be serious! - Have your sexual abilities
improved since high school? - Oh yeah.
(laughs) - What's them new moves? - Depends on the person,
depends on the penis. (both laugh) - Can we go to next question now shit. - Of all the lovers you've
had, where do I rank? - You're the top one, you're just like what I find attractive in a girl. - Yay. - Of all the lovers you've
had, where do I rank? - The best I guess. - Out of the whole two. - What the fuck are you guys... - Females and males? - Two. - More than 15, less than 20 probably. How many of them were women? Probably like... 8? - She had more sex with women than I did. Alright let's move on.
(laughs) - Did you have your first orgasm with me? - Yeah... - Oh hell yeah. - Yeah. - But you've had partners before me. - You're number one. - Oh, really?
- Mhm. - What move was I hittin' you with? When I made you nut? (laughs) - Well you ate me out.
(both laugh) - What did you learn
from me in the bedroom, that I set you up for future lovers? - My idea of sex was always super short so if sex was super long
it would hurt my feelings. (laughs) - Well I mean it was good sex and stuff but like between us but
then with other people it's like, it'll be like
why is this so long? - Did I help you out? Let me know.
- (laughs) It was like the first time like, having oral, like, sex with a woman. (both laugh) I learned a lot from that. - The little finger thing. - What finger thing girl? The bowling ball was it like two in the pink one in the stink, what was it? Oh, it was like a really
quick motion on that G-spot. - What would have happened if we had gotten pregnant in high school? - Oh shit, we would have
had an abortion for sure. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - That couldn't have happened, but we got lucky that we're two girls so. - I would have never seen
myself being like a teen mom or something like that,
but I would probably, like, want to do everything
to like make it work. - Mhm. - How long did it take you to get over me? - What is like "over you" mean? 'Cause we talked about,
like, getting back together in the future up until I
got pregnant pretty much. - Mhm. - Yeah.
- Mhm. - No we didn't, we were just like, uh, we'll figure it out when
it comes, basically. - Who broke up with who? - Ooh see, you broke
up with me didn't you? - Yes. - You did, yeah. I wasn't really "out" per se. - I was, literally hiding in
your closet from your mom. She could be on her bed and her mom got home from
work and I hid in the closet. Shaking for my life. She's gonna beat me down
when she finds me here. (both laugh)
- Oh my god. - What's the biggest
secret you kept from me? - I told you everything. I literally told you
everything all the time. - Oh you're going to hate me. Remember when we broke up in high school around like prom senior year?
- Mhm. - Cause you thought I
had slept with somebody? - Yup, mhm. - I did. - I figured. - Are you hurt? - Kinda. - Are you?
- Yeah. - I knew that you would be. - I figured, like, I knew this
was going to happen, low key. - You knew they were going
to ask something like that? - Something like that. - Interesting, how were
we wrong for each other? - Oh man. We'll just say we're both crazy. - At least for me we just like, never, like, hit a point
of, like, clicking. I sound like a tool
saying that but I dunno. - You didn't like me enough,
that was what was wrong. - Sounds so sad, don't wanna
talk about that now shit. - It was like complacent.
- Mhm - But we're also like young and like trying to figure it out. And not knowing exactly,
like, what we want out of life was conflicting.
- Yup. - How were we wrong for each other? - 'Cause we were young and I was crazy and needy and you were kind of a dick. - Alright next question.
(laughs) - No I'm good. Kiss me like you did in high school. - I have to take a shot. I can't kiss you. - We can take shots to that. - Kiss me like you did in high school. - Like I did in high school? Do you remember we used to
bite each other lips hella? - No. - You would just bite my
lip once and it'll be good. - Okay. - Ah! - No you go that way. - Aah! - There you go. Cool! - Alright, last question you ready? - Did you always know
that we wouldn't last? - No. I thought you were the one,
then your crazy side came out. - What's my crazy side? - Your angry side
(both laugh) - Guess I gotta get my
crazy out, not so crazy. - For the next... - For the next person, I got you. - We're done here.
- We're done. - I for sure thought we're
gonna last, for forever. That time we broke up I just knew that things just weren't
going to be the same. - Are you happy that we dated? - For sure! Definitely.
Are you kidding me? - We were like best
friends, we did so much. I wouldn't have done
like half of that shit. - Yeah, like streaking,
like climbing buildings, it was just like, I mean it
was high school silly stuff. - Do you miss being in
a relationship with me? - Yes. - (laughs) Is that what you want us to do? - Yeah for sure.
- Definitely.
