Everything Wrong With Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction | valeforXD

I love this game also this is just a parody all credit goes to cinemasins yada yada also stick around until the end for user submitted since freaking idiot I had to play this game four times four times just to get all the footage not necessarily the games fault it's a combined effort between the old gato and the ps3 itself but I swear to God I am never playing this game again dozen ratchets face just look weird I just I don't know why it just looks weird like weird very putty just climb it right we can ride a slipstream with a grab train have to see grid Pratt and James Arnold Taylor isn't being whatever the hell Waldorf sock that is in this thing just Buster's are flying Clank see it's not a Ratchet and Clank game unless ratchet says it's fine before the eating question precedes the itself yeah and I thought ratchet look like putty before get a lot of quark over here hot damn of course they survive this at least I can try out my new nav unit the way ratchet points out his nav unit makes it seem like it's going to play a big part in the game but it never gets mentioned again it would be like cloud saying time to test out my Buster Sword and then proceeding to punch everything box physics if ever a drop it is pissing you off take solace in the fact that once you defeat it you can step step all over that fishy fool the combustor is kind of a fun pistol like weapon for about 5 minutes before it's damage output falls lower than Lindsay Lohan on a good night it's not a Ratchet and Clank game without dodging trains on grind rails these top-down sections can get alright let's address the elephant in the room the sixaxis motion controls they're pretty bad I respect insomniac for trying to implement this new technology into their game but the limited motion of the controller results in very stiff controls in its free-falling scene for instance you can only move in eight directions of course you can turn six axis controls off but this results in sections that feel very bland because they're designed to be played with motion controls overall they're still using Mikey Kelly's voice for whenever ratchet gets hurt or dies three grind rails three laser cannons that sure is convenient full ripped oh is that you um Angela Kraus in fact if you dive into the extended law dreaming events of deadlocked tachyon was spending a time looking for Angela but Max Apogee turned up to save her from him now some say deadlocked is considered non-canon so take it with a grain of salt but if this is true and even if it weren't then what are you talking about tachyon you're talking out your ass crown prince of a crack like time and give iteration of a few insubordinate speeches at first I thought tachyon wouldn't want Ratched dead because ratchet would probably lead him to the Lombok secret or something but no tachyon wants to obliterate him in that case do it primitive robot companion talk I used to be such renowned engineers I'd be careful if I were you he's got talking like a classic on his fingertips not entirely wrong clanking shift into a giant form and shoot rockets from his wrists so it kind of count tachyons walking throwing goes down with one swing of the wrench but later on it takes no less than 300 Rhino four rounds 15 negotiator rockets 260 buzz blades three groover Tron's one mega leech bomb and a few magnets I'm calling it's fortunate providers because that workers robot apparently robots can maintain organic consciousness if you love the pronoun game you'll love the journey ship muster run out of fuel while on autopilot yep they survived this - decision grenade is also a fun weapon to use for about 5 minutes seriously what is up with the load damage output on these weapons you have acquired we retain Ian for an all known as rare attain 'i'm sure is common welcome to Kronus weapon shop hey come by animal upgrade your weapon or purchase new tools of destruction oh I've been waiting for this ever since I send up your arsenal ok ok why I had to restart my ps3 to get that soon because I accidentally skipped it which brings up another sin pre-rendered cutscenes are unskipable even in challenge mode it used to this ugly mug he shows up everywhere before they scrapped it in something I could regionally have the idea to call him send your plot convenience today I appreciation the ratio shutdown Wilder excuse me lady I think you speak as a broken or something I'm not supposed to sim what I can't hear Oh like this ding so after filling up the Jill inator dispersing some gel to retry aground and draining the dill inator again the gel tank is completely full if Jill magically expend like that one might question why a gel plant even needs to exist so groovey tron a device that forces your enemies to submit to the alluring call of the dancefloor is that not the greatest idea ever now the ones are the larger variety carry in each of them other layers in the sole I told you insomniac has a massive boner for the web Leviathan pls missiles seem a little unsure of their target yeah not again the most deviously complex contraption and all of 3d platforming every three buttons plank have you been modifying yourself in private absolutely not and I do not care much for your tone I get this in off I had a good Shortell at that one when I first heard it motion controlled flying alright let's settle the helipad vs. thruster pack debate right now the best one to use is neither its the Robo wings you fuckos case closed that's great we're trapped oh yeah stuttering cutscenes hmm if the lip-syncing ever feels off during this video it's not my fault I mean I could fix it myself but Matt's great we're trapped you don't trap those ways out in literally every direction no interesting why according to the database it is a long back planet you'd think ratchet would already know of a Lombax planet right it's not like the war between the lombaxes and tachyon it's been covered up it's common knowledge download the court will take the attack lies about magic the database also says there's no time come on character doesn't listen to another characters warning before recklessly bounding off towards the thing at the other character warn them about cliche action town in three two one that's kind of funny but what caused the shuttle to behave like that there must be some strong gravity why do I hate for soon because enemies apparently called mana fights are constantly jumping out of a respawn point and that respawn point will usually eat up all of the ammo out of one of your weapons fun she's nanofied to scavenging festoon for scraps of wambach technology and there's a feeling on just sitting there in a mostly flexible state so what is she then chopped liver hold your breath Clank looks like we're going for a dip ah I guess ratchets a few quark short of a hadron so that was a pretty smart joke I hate you saying don't it took me ten seconds to research quark on Wikipedia it sure is handy that there's ammo for all the latest grumble net weapons lying around on a planet that's been abandoned for years Clank level except there's no checkpoints I am sorry my memory don't seem to have been damaged in the crash the last thing I remember was reading an suppression fire over the quarter Adam so this great war between tachyon and the lombaxes okay yes some of them escaped with a dimension a term many of them died but you can't honestly say that there are only three lombaxes ratchet Angela and Alistair azmuth left right I'm sure there are a few more traveling to other planets going out shopping laying about in Poteet aru there's no way every single Lombax was there to witness tachyon devastate their race come on round of letters will go five-year-old shouldn't be naming planet period we get it Star Fox was a thing see what I did that gag is in this now dangerous children's right is dangerous someone who wants to destroy every last Lombax tachyon is somehow completely thrown off by alum backs masquerading as markiplier and tachyon Dalton question why captain Shin is handing markiplier an info box your job will be go ravage every tenet continues Oh a better idea would simply be to find and track ratchet who will very likely lead you to the one back secret it seems like a big waste of time and resources some space pirates from our builders have offered us bolts for Leviathan Souls why if you were to going some force we would happily give you the launch code send your plot convenience strikes again so I can double jump on some magnetic surfaces but not others some consistency would be nice how to make your level difficult one I want literally just place stupid turrets everywhere yeah put that rock back in his place what you don't recognize the lomax when you see one they're pretty distinct how many have a very big eared vertically challenged species do you know even the barely functional warbots me before you here's a while back croc never lower your weapon did you know the voice actor to tell an Apogee Tara Strong also played strangely named women Seth in Lost Odyssey it's not enough that we just keep surviving egg there's always something well she's actually not worth sinning to be honest but I'm getting my little pony flashbacks so someone needs to take one for the team so you're a lone back who's never seen another long back I I don't understand Ratchet and Clank - is one of the most celebrated games on ps2 angela was a big part of they came how hard is it to actually remember that she existed at some stage five lads the motion control geo laser allows you to cut through rocks and walls to gain access to new areas but if you turn motion controls off you can just spin the left stick like a until you hit all the dots to interrupt this video game to bring you Pirates of the Caribbean taps and slag is most certainly an individual who cares not for relationships beyond the realm of the sexual who sleeps with many partners not caring about anything safe - the moment of climax thanks Urban Dictionary oh hi dad I said chilly they disagreed with me stop here how much a robot eat was the chili Serie A yet powder smell one we smell inferno 600 volt 600 moons and then 600 nights as in less than two years pretty sure the lombaxes have been going for a lot longer than that - relax poppy wags that's right brush I mean we tie and balls huh little jokes for a few fought and poop jokes away from a sci-fi shrek spinoff what could have otherwise been an epic battle against a small army of draw foods is mitigated by the fact that you can run back to the vendor at any time to restore your health sure is lucky the smuggler here waiting for us well you know what convenient I welcome to take us in offer mr. zircon but excuse me how much do you want for them you can stick that one up you're a scrum on that which further brings up the fact that while devices are a cool idea on paper the fact that they don't upgrade like normal weapons through means you'll be hard-pressed to use them often success in this room a secret born to quell the angry crag might storm prophetic rhyming travel far but to be clear without a tail your quest ends here without the tail your tail ends here that sounds so much cooler well so that's alarmingly vague it makes it sound like anything with a tail from well up to this door and smack there glove cupboard hand on it anyone else got the feeling to tell and looks like a jacking back to reject ok here it's one of those features all over these players three thousand years into the future and apparently there was a period where we regress back to projectors and reels of film the weapon used to vaporize the crag might was a hat oh come on there's no way a Lombax would invent something that ridiculous oh really what about your nuclear-powered rocket sled your antimatter bathroom buddy and let us not forget about the electroshock undergarments you invented such small stunned er we're huge seller a number you mean there's a sub port where ratchet invents terrible appliances and gadgets and makes a killing off of it when do we get to play Ratchet and Clank tools of comfortable living and if stunned aware were a huge seller why don't we see any of the bolts ratchet made from sales why can't we use those bolts to buy weapons and I feel like the sin is really petty but I honestly don't give a hot damn given my money I think the odds of me becoming a successful youtuber or greater than the odds of Ratchet and Clank meeting with the smuggler and such plot convenience circumstances this many times ratchet starts gagging before the swamp order has entered his mouth the cell facility is in this sector when this is over we should probably have Big Al check you out you may have fried a sister board Clank led you in the right direction ratchet you little cut him some slack hold down the fire button to charge then let go to release a galactic can of war bad game thinks it's in the rot to say we'll toss off the years of censoring cuss words it seems a bull crank activated the bridge I do so enjoy technology uh huh oh it's you two almost didn't recognize you in high def honestly I don't even care that they changed upon his voice backed up but to keep the terrible meme that I have wrought upon myself alive I don't like change hey do you have a delete this reads recorders qubit X a girdle washer I seem to have a spare I think I see a check of cocking his gun in a distance here I found this in tachyons underwear drawer no need for alarm fellas last I checked tachyon doesn't even wear pants in this chapter we will explore the Galactic awesomeness that is iris the largest supercomputer in Polaris history of course the our supercomputer is shaped like a god damn I couldn't think of anything more unique a better Johnson supercomputer there's no way a long back to ever sleep by day I know how they make promises like long backs whisperer just like that guy on the whole of this program sitting for the data at Cesar Millan reference and also the fact that you don't need to be a whisper off to something that already speaks fluent English while the pie Rossiter and Ratchet and Clank works best when you're not strafing the pyro blaster seems to work best when you're strafing and concentrating fire in a single enemy also wow does it annoy me that one of the most powerful weapons in the game is a flamethrower alright that's disabled list my problem with the enemies with shields stop you groaning is that it restricts you to using the shock ravager among one or two other weapons forcing the player to use a particular type of gun would be fun but it would work if the game had a larger variety of enemies that require different methods to take out instead of just shield goods it's not a Ratchet and Clank game without some form of terrible disguise that should fall only be excessively nearsighted sorting on the hollow pirate disguise right in front of the pirate dorky but does not alert the door keeper of your long back sinners okay okay three thousand years into the future and twerking is still a blight on humanity so this is the iris supercomputer how do you turn this thing on it appears to have been damaged by space pirates no it just appears to have no button link level ratchet has to make use of his entire arsenal of heavy duty weapons to take on these parts but a lot of slap from Clank also seems to be enough to do them yeah how long do you think you're gonna hide the fact that you banished this crab child's entire race to an alternate dimension why would you even raise a crag not in the first place you could have just had some really good Eggman there's a pamper and body sauce and two bits of toys in your set night how did that just happen don't you say Talyn is in trouble we need to get this or do you know Clank just once I wish you'd listen to your real friends instead of your imaginary ones I don't trust you Clank still going to Zord him anyway actually you know what let's bring back more memes we get it Ratchet and Clank one was a thing don't expect that from me ever again it's a holographic schematic Jordan we asked for they made for schematics and a plan seemed almost unnecessary the pop the talent cellblock is laid out in plain sight so negotiator is the best damn name for a rocket launcher and you're not allowed to argue this fact please report to the mess hall sir ticking nah no way a pod light survived I've him up real good walk would be good at gaming since Saloon still locked up Talyn let her keep her guns and jetpack sliding waves of enemies on a seemingly never-ending elevator ride cliche invisible enemies cliche a competitive Ratchet and Clank community unanimously agree that adding foot stalling single-handedly changed the competitive scene though whether for better or worse is another story did you know remote-controlled helicopters are designed to fall into holes and chasms because the visitor copter sure is also it controls like us destroying the cannons causes the whole ship to explode [Music] so does ratchet have like directional hearing or something is really bad at that yeah okay the Jacinda boss sure he's cute and sometimes that's all you need but the battle opens with a grind rail segment before you fight the boss and if you die you have to do the grind rail bit all over again and again and again and again in my case seriously I have this book gets breast cancer or something right you're paralyzed I know I seem so tense - oh my god ratchet what are you ally just shoot you idiot of all the guns they brought back in the reboot I wish the magnet launch was one of them space fish we wasn't expecting any visitors long back I wasn't expecting to see the same boss four times and yet here we are shirring why that turret doesn't know how to aim up I actually thought the fight against slag was pretty good it was challenging but relatively fair the problem of spike is that he feels like a bit of an Arthur Ford story was as if they inserted him into the narrative to counteract the fact that tachyon is a bit of a forgettable villain waves of enemies appearing part like you're a boss by cliche ever since the Rockets when you were nothing but a giant pain in my walk ex machina or whatever the opposite of that is I guess torque put down the dimension ater I shall now employees in my name in the annals of galactic history by hurling this infernal contraption into a book oh okay there have been plenty of situations ratchet could have shot someone in this game and he hasn't but I think this is the most annoying one it would save him a lot of headaches in the future not way too many enemies on this level I swear to God finally the time is come for a crack like to rise Krag mods well that sounds like it would be really good on toast but only if you're Australian and only if you grew up with it oh my god just grab your gun and you know never mind I give up what does Matchett ever get knocked out by here he just kind of gives up and nods off sounds like cranks getting off and being in such a perilous situation freak thank level I cannot wait for a cracking time to be honest it's not a Ratchet and Clank game without a level whether to get split up for whatever reason so this brief moment where Ratchet and Clank has split up and supernatural beings of great power or warping about the area is one of the rare moments in the series where everything seems kind of hopeless I think they nailed the tone of this level extremely well are you okay he's gone Quinn's gone you don't know that you didn't see him die in fact you passed out and fell probably the same distance and survived seems like a bit of an odd conclusion to arrive at my sensors indicate a crack my time on that machine will begin city liner adds in the end city ever culture of the city is decimated by crime action support support that a single Lombax will give because of course ever heard of this thing called groups armies no some believe I haven't mentioned the creepy yet too hard to control with merchants controls too easy without how do these hacking gadgets get worse with every game we get it Ratchet and Clank 2 is at the hunt damn it I don't deserve these rock-hard abs these chiseled features these impeccable glutes as well those buttocks step-up so thick it's practically a sin I think I speak for everyone when I say this pot this pot in particular or maybe just me no I'm a run of course so lombaxes raised you how could you do this to down before Tachyon proceeded to say speak up pickle I'm in a ship behind the keeper of the dimension engineer and in human time so what Alastor azmuth an angel across man chopped liver slyly you dimension ater no one will be safe not so long that is not my friend I'm not going anywhere character chooses friends over family he's never met cliche dinosaurs pretty neat I guess the battle against tachyon is good but the problem comes from the problem of weapon balancing that I think the future series has always had weapons do practically no damage and have very little ammo to compensate really weapons like the combustor and plasma beasty useless here it makes what could have been an enjoyable and tense final boss a bit of a slog you can't kill me only I know your true purpose in this galaxy only I know your true name except not 20 minutes ago you said this courageous didn't even ask or speculation broke it looks like something snapped up the primary reflux coil I believe it is missing at three and three quarters santa cuba hexagonal washer her check of you bastard just kill me now the resonator fine hold that's vague what does it dimension eight it recognizes home Velden co 1 ratchets dimension in general at times like this a little more clarification would be helpful and only now there's only a choosing to show themselves why if they made themselves known earlier the whole argument between Ratchet and Clank could have been avoided feel robotic drug trip while the story and tools of destruction is perhaps unnecessarily convoluted and unsure of itself I will admit that this is how you do a cliffhanger it's legit left me wanting more as a kid and then they all slowly suffocated because they forgot to shut the window [Music] discount Daft Punk hope you didn't think these donkeys please take five cents off for the Alpha disrupt up no just one the movement in this game is slower to predator launch a special upgrade that lets to Rockets target one lone enemy you lose out on being able to lock onto so many targets and that's what is so special about the gun in the first place where is the plumber in this game does no one ever have a plumbing problem in wait that's the plumber that's not the plumber that's the plumbers responsible all the bottle with a pair to the import progression scene does not contain a lapdance if your ps3 is too slow to load the rack and five level the enemies will hit you before you start the level which means that you start the drop with less health why is it that in Tulsa destruction when using a launch pad he suddenly had so much fun he didn't have fun in the other games sake I'd be careful if I were you he just tried the more plastic at his fingertips ratchet laws about coin coming chemins on each finger tip when they were captured by tachyon which makes you consider why coins doesn't have any sort of weaponry or better way of defending himself in cape you get separated from ratchet hopefully this doesn't sound stupid and why should we trust you you ejected us in his face the smuggler ejected them to a random planet Norton's right by the am I sitting here criticizing a game from over a decade ago so intricately this is going against you'd better just take off the sim for the razor cause those things were announcing you're a how did ratchet get grumble net weapons in the Solana galaxy do you think he acquired them illegally that's its origin stories pretty much Goku and Superman's origin story if you fail the clink laser section you must redo it in its entirety ugly which doesn't make sense since you clearly burnt through a good portion of it to straight up five soon to the Shah Draper for being the worst shotgun in the entire series it's practically no arranged and doesn't do that much damage even when it's close also it's extremely cool name for me to think it was good sad face and of course for the comments and there were a lot of them that mention the tornado launcher a6 access controlled weapon let's chocolate earth instance because why I found this in pack hands underwear drawer did you love shapes I love shapes they're great I particularly like triangles and chevron chevron the matter they but circle circles are stupid they have one continuous physics breaking corner that just makes me want to kill somebody this circles alright so you make little cartoons and doodles and he has a gaming channel too it's pretty right it'd be better if you're a shape as more corners oh but whatever I subscribe to circle gaming HD and circle tunes HD great I only got 20 seconds for outros now damnit youtube you screwing with mike formula birth the RDS CO and now this anyway like comment subscribe and all that next game I'm sending is quest for booty if you want your students in that video don't forget to use hashtag ratchets in PPR phone voice [Music]

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Length: 24min 1sec (1441 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 13 2017