Everyone Brought Their Wives Except Ray | Everybody Loves Raymond

have a ticket for either you I'm sorry I I told Johnny I was going to take him and I'm going to take him well that's the way it should be I guess you take Johnny Raymond have a grand time hey why don't you get one of those big number one foam fingers and wave it in the air cuz you're number one Raymond you're number one but remember this one is the loneliest number that you'll [Laughter] ever all right now that he's gone give me my ticket I told you I don't have one fine fine do what you want let me tell you this I know what it's going to say my Tombstone my son went to the Super Bowl and now I'm [Applause] dead no don't no don't don't don't do it what don't don't try to get me to change my mind okay I I see you're firing up all the Pistons in your little guilt machine I don't have a guilt machine Raymond all I have is the hope that our family could be happy there's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like new can you believe this like it's the best assignment I've ever gotten and I can't even enjoy it now CU everybody hates me no I understand Ray I mean you know what it's your trip and you're entitled to take your friend instead of your brother or your father or your [Applause] wife why yeah wife that's me [Laughter] remember no I I know the song I know that song it's the happiest day of my life you get to go on this great trip and it never even occurred to you to ask me but that's because this is football so what oh come on if you had two tickets to the Pottery Barn Grand championships would you want to take me I don't care about the football but but what about us getting away together I mean you're going to this nice hotel we could have dinner well well okay see see that's the problem I mean the hotel you know with the papers budget it's probably like a halfway house and the food's going to stink you you just told me this was the greatest assignment you'd ever gotten well that's the key word assignment I well nobody brings their wives cuz cuz that weekend they're married to the game assignment you know what you said you're going to take Giani so you should take well I did tell him I told I told him I was going to take him all right so just go look I don't want to go if if you're going to hate me I don't hate you Ray no come on look when I get back we you and I we'll go somewhere yeah you know we should cuz we never get away together okay then we will we will all right yeah and we'll go where you want to go you know girly land okay yeah I mean it all right it'll be great we'll wear matching sweaters and we'll walk in the mountains and we won't come home until we find a [Laughter] rainbow okay you're all set come be here in a minute to help you with your bags all righty thank thank you great hey Ray they got a frozen yoga machine at restaurant you want a comb no not now it's 10:30 in the morning there were no rules this week pal no I'm getting one vanilla chocolate swirly so Baron finally makes it to the big one hey St I didn't know the Daily News covered the Super Bowl yeah funny hey you know Mary Joe my wife white oh yeah hi sure hi Ray how are you nice to see you hey hey Doug what's up not much hi R oh hi Lori hi boying [Applause] hey wow look at all you couples yeah is Deborah here uh no no she wanted to come but um her eye she got hit in the head with a [Applause] loot

Channel: Everybody Loves Raymond

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Length: 5min 11sec (311 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 07 2024