Every Guitar Store Guitarist

uh hey dude so like you got any really expensive guitars something that would be really nice and like keep up with my fingers i've been playing for like a really long time yeah but like that's that's like really old i need something that good and new like like this one dude why didn't you show me this one this thing looks so sick like does this not make me just look so cool yeah jackson's cool and it has an extra string like i've always thought like i just run out of string too soon oh this is sick wow that's nice oh that one's really sick yeah let me i'll tell you i'll put it back for you thanks thanks steve yes where's the bathroom at uh it's back there to the left oh okay cool thanks what are you doing oh yeah okay a couple dude are you seriously are you kidding me 2800 bucks that's way too expensive i could never afford that get the [ __ ] out hey buddy hey hey uh so you're looking what questions do you have for me i'll do so many so like this one right here like like why that's looks so cool like it's like it's like a car almost yeah that thing's so sick like what like how is that it's a big speech oh dude but like why is the pickups on the other side on this one like in the whole triangle why is the whole angle oh that's so cool why did i have a hole anyways like is the difference between the triangle hole and the circular hole does it actually make a difference um it's just the like on the look at how small that headstock is how does that even work like that's so much smaller than that one is that okay you need enough room to put the pegs yeah but like like whoa why is that action so high how are you supposed to play that that's a slide guitar so you don't actually how do you slide does it slide like on the ground no no no you use the slide with it oh dude that's like so thick look how thick that is dude you see one of those things holy crap looks like a sandwich yeah it's uh that's so cool checking out those bases i see man yeah yeah uh yeah do you know what kind of wood that is i am pretty sure it's maple uh it's actually mahogany you knew that yeah i've just seen if you knew hey do you know what that cloven hoof pedal right there does i'm pretty sure this whole selection is mostly like distortion oh well that's a delay pedal so it's in the wrong spot oh nice one man you got the 96 model there huh it's a good one well it's actually the 95 but i don't expect everybody to know that hey dude do you mind if i play this plug in and stream [Music] [Music] [Music] hold on man yeah hey we got there's a deal on straps actually if you need one um buy two straps and get one free looks like you could use a strap while you're playing deals picture delta dollars it's a cajon buck you [Music] them pretty inexpensive i [Laughter] [Music] oh dude hey can you uh can you feel me playing real quick for my instagram please hang on dude i got my hands hold on no dude come on just take five seconds come on i'll take you i promise hey dude dude can i can i play this one that's a 30 000 guitar i want i don't want to play it you know it's locked right do you get any keys yeah i'll get the keys right now that pedal that's like way back there uh could i have that one right over like back in the corner yeah we actually keep the same one right here because that one's so hard to get to so there you go uh but i don't know man like that one looks more vintage to me it's not it's the same it's the same pedal i don't know dude like that one like way back there just looks like it's calling me it's like i need you [Music] so i mean you should turn that up dude don't worry here i'll turn it up for you man here that way yeah dude jam crank it man let's go [Music] hey buddy can i help you find something i know more than you hey you this one's for you dude [Music] hey i see you wearing that cross necklace girl this one's for you how great is our god i know all you seattle fans out there gonna like this one [Music] hey dude so we're closing like five minutes so what just whenever you're done with your concert hey man what's up dude tell me everything about every guitar in this place everything everything okay let's go eight hours late there so that brings us to the last guitar in the story nice nice thank you i appreciate it yeah you're welcome man no problem so which one were you thinking i was actually just looking i don't really have any money uh at the moment um but thank you so much so what's the occasion well my band's playing the show tonight and i want an amazing guitar for it i'm thinking this one for five grand cool i really want that one right on let's get it all right cool hey dude yeah i'd like to turn this please what do you mean i thought you just bought that for your show yeah the show's over i don't need anymore you bought it for one day i just wanted for the show that's all there give your seat yeah uh can i get back in cash please all ones if possible some of the employees have brought to my attention you might be stealing pics is that no definitely not oh um those are all mine i'm sure hey dude i need a question so back in the 60s i played a show with eric clapton and i use this 58 fender and i'm just wondering if you guys carried any like vintage stuff like that yeah with vintage fender did you say you played a show with clapton yeah dude it was this huge vessel was really cool there was there was my buddy jimmy uh jimmy page you might have heard of him there was there was clapton there was hendricks he was he was there it was pretty [ __ ] dope we were all backstage we were hanging out and having beers and i remember i don't remember where i put this guitar but like how's it going everybody thank you so much for watching that video i want to give a shout out to the seattle guitar store for again allowing me to use their beautiful facility to do my silly shenanigans you can find them online at seattleguitarstore.com and you can come by seattle and you can walk in and you can look at their beautiful amazing guitars and all that stuff so thanks so much and i'll see you later bye

Channel: Jared Dines

Views: 17,648,327

Keywords: guitar store, guitarist, stereotypes, guitar, family friendly, comedy, music, entertainment, sketch, skit, jared dines, fender, ibanez, jackson, ernie ball, mesa, orange, guitar amps, tube amps, parody, spoof, funny, schecter, 6 string, 7 string, 8 string, djent, metallica, gibson, guitar icons, guitar legends, funny guitar moments, reaction, react, kid friendly

Id: eNLL_SyXNJA

Length: 8min 57sec (537 seconds)

Published: Mon May 08 2017