EVERY (BASICALLY EVERY) WEASLEY TWIN SCENE

fred you next he's not fred i am honestly woman you call yourself our mother oh i'm sorry george i'm only joking i am fred [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello how are you welcome to gryffindor dismal once again my request i know you you're nearly headless nick this quidditch blurry last century according to mcgonagall hey well done harry woods just told us friend george on the team too beat us our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad can't make any promises of course rough game quidditch brutal but no one's died in years someone will vanish occasionally but they'll turn up in a month or two scared harry i felt the same way before my first game i uh i don't really remember woke up in hospital a week later [Applause] [Music] hiya harry ron fred george what are you all doing here rescuing you of course now come on get your trunk let's go [Applause] [Music] by the way harry happy birthday okay okay come on [Music] do you think you'll be right we had some of this it's not much but it's home i think it's brilliant where have you been harry how wonderful to see you dear bed's empty no note car gone you could have died you could have been seen of course i don't blame you harry dear they were starving him mum there were bars in his window wait you'll best hope i don't put bars on your window ronald weasley come on what did i do morning weasleys what a night nine raids nine oh fetch it really percy and please sent us harry's as well jumbled almost no this lot won't come cheap mum the spell books alone are very expensive then you go that's it and you go that's it behind your head that's right now take your flue powder what did he say dear diagonally i thought he did i bet you loved that didn't you potter famous harry potter can't even go to a second-hand book okay ron [Music] let's take him to hagrid he'll know what to do everyone accept should have been brought straight to me i can mend bones in a heartbeat but growing them back and not to mention they're dead scared that harry will petrify them if they fly anywhere near him well that too professor mcgonagall this match has been canceled we can't cancel quidditch silence [Applause] [Music] egypt what's it like brilliant loads of old stuff not flashing that clipping about again are you ron i haven't shown anyone no not a soul not unless you count tom the day made the night made that bloke fix the toilet and that was it from benjamin now you've got everything you need yes all of your books yeah it's all upstairs and all of your clothes everything's there thank you harry potter mr weasley oh sirius black come to hogwarts do you have dementia's at every entrance dementors he's already slipped that lady is there ah guys let me go clever harry but not clever enough besides we've got a better way guys if you're trying to get to hogsmeade we know don't worry we'll get you there we'll show you a quick away if you pipe now harry come and join the big boys what are you doing what's this rubbish what's this rubbish she says that there is the secret to our success it's a wrench giving it to you believe me but we've decided your needs are greater than ours george if you will i solemnly swear that i am up to no good messer's mooney wormtail padfoot and prongs are proud to present the marauders map we own so much hang on this is hogwarts and that no is that really dumbledore any study pacing does that a lot so you mean this map shows everyone everyone everyone where they are what they're doing every minute of every day brilliant where'd you get it nicked it from filters office of course first year now listen there are seven secret passageways out of the castle we'd recommend this one the one-eyed witch passageway it'll lead you straight to honeyduke's cellar your best hurry filters head in this way oh and harry don't forget when you're done just give it a tap and say mischief managed otherwise anyone can read it it was badly wrapped and they made me do it did not it's about that that isn't just any mango boot mate it's a pork key time to go we're all hungry yeah get out of the kitchen right feet off the table feet off the table i told you we seem to be worth waiting for come on it's the irish let's try this is the best there's no one like crumb rum it's like a bird the way he rides the wind he's more than an athlete [Music] [Applause] sounds like the irish you got their pride on [Music] now for those of you who do not know the tribe was a tournament that is what awaits the student who wins the tri-wizard tournament but to do this that student must survive three tasks three dangerous tasks [Applause] we've done it cooked it up just this morning it's not going to work oh yeah and why is that granger you see this this is an age line dumbbell drew it himself so so a genius like dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by a dog as pathetically dimwitted as an aging potion but that's why it's so brilliant because it's so pathetically dim witted ready fred ready george bottoms up [Applause] yes ready [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes come on [Music] die harry lose a leg or an arm pack it in all together never what's the clue [Applause] all right everyone go back to your knitting good this is going to be uncomfortable enough though all you notice suds listening in they're for you band of baboons try saying that five times faster now to dance is to let the body [Music] everybody are you okay with it don't be shy one lady four go down let the four come up don't be so mean to one [Applause] hey all that moral fire right that's crazy congratulations potter fine achievement thank you the body must be moved down there too many people cedric diggory get killed harry thought we heard your dulcet tonight don't bottle it up though mate let it out anyway if you're the shouting john here's something a little more interesting he's got me just because you're allowed to use magic now doesn't it this is very very it's the ministry of magic got against me show him smear anyone who claims the dark lord thinks dumbledore's after his job 14 years ago he had he's been recruiting heavily and we've been attempting to do the same you mean like a weapon just a boy you say much more and you might as well induct him that's likely see uh because of you he's mad as what's going on do you believe the rubbish has come out with about you and or who yeah snack boxes sweets that make you ill get you out of class whenever you like obtain hours of pleasure from a profitable boredom so you all know why we're here we need a teacher and tomorrow but out there harry we don't why we need because if we're going to have it umbridge won't find out the shrieking check yes what happens if umbridge does find that who cares i mean sort of exciting isn't it breaking the rules who are you and what have you done with hermione granger joe couldn't take her eyes off you could she [Music] i'm hopeless you're you're just flourishing your wand too much try like this expelliarmus thank you i let her do that it's good isn't it intentional we've been thinking harry we could always slip umbridge from puking pastels into a tea or fever fudge they give you these massive pus filled balls right sounds great guys would you excuse me sit down everybody sit down that's it now present and um harry harry there you are harry potter without whom i would not be here harry harry expect a patronus [Music] a full body yeah it's not as bad as it seems see it's fading as i told you once before mr potter naughty children deserve to be punished i've always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement fred i've been thinking exactly the same thing [Music] [Applause] [Applause] puking pastels [Music] peruvian instant darkness powder a real money spin of that one handy if need to make a quick getaway hello ladies love potions eh yeah they really do work then again the way we here is sis you're doing just fine on your own meaning are you not currently dating dean thomas it's none of your business five gallons how much for me five gallons i'm your brother ten gallons alderman's chosen draco malfoy [Music] yeah imagine if something went wrong we ended up a screwy specky git forever everyone here is of age i have lots of experiences with that diameter [Music] just trying to defuse the tension wow we're identical i haven't got anything a bit more sporting have you yeah i don't really fancy this color i'll fancy this quick into the house oh my boy feeling georgie get it the whole wide world of irrelated humor and you go for i'm holy it's pathetic i reckon i'm still better looking than you morning what's the minister of magic doing here i'm afraid it's quite extensive you okay freddie yeah me too [Applause] i do not wish this every truck oh so spread

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Published: Sat Jan 09 2021