EVEN THE "GOOD/ART" FILMS SUCK

so I went to see driveaway dolls last night and if you can't tell from my facial expression and tone I am very very sad before I get into the movie let me just say this woman right here stick to being married to a great filmmaker never attempt what he does ever again for the love of everything that is Holy now that we got that out of the way let's get into plot plot the movie opens with Pedro Pascal getting stabbed in the throat and decapitated over a briefcase it is as funny as it sounds but it's immediately undercut by two lesbians violently having sex do I have an issue with lesbian couples or sex in film most certainly not but it depends on context I paid to see a comedy not only do I not find that to be absurd or funny I just see it as two lesbians eating each other out the rest of the movie is the trailer stretch to feature link I wish there was more to report there is simply not they drive to Tallassee with the briefcase and they're chased by cops the end also if you're epileptic there's a high chance you might die there's about five or six sequences where Miley Cyrus shows up out of nowhere in this psychedelic infused mess each time it lasts about 20 seconds and you just want to die and the briefcase contains dildos you better laugh now cuz if you don't guess what you going to be some type of pissed in that theater that's it that's the whole movie the only other thing I didn't mention is this name however you pronounce that and Margo qu's character become an item there are two funny sequences in total both of which are near the end I mean the entire film is essentially Margot qua like in terms of Comedy Margot qua expressing how she came the last time she was with a lesbian partner that is is that's essentially the script of Comedy that's the depth don't watch it I'd like to cover one more movie before I sign off just to nail the point I've been trying to make on my channel Home the movie is titled Miller's girl and it stars that girl that was lucky enough to be in that movie with Mia goth but in her defense that's not the reason this movie is terrible the reason is due to this woman right here her name is Jade Bart lay she was originally supposed to write the doctor strange sequel it fell through due to covid but it wouldn't be a shocker if some of our ideas stuck considering what we've already seen and what you're fixing to see that being said why am I doing this it's to cover art films in theaters and on VOD and propose you the question if you were given x amount of dollars a pen and paper and a camera do you honestly believe you'd make something worse now I originally was going to go scene by scene with this movie but now that I'm seething because I've watch the rest of it let's just hop right in the movie begins with how I'd assume Jenna Ortega would start to write a book which is typing you know one or two letters realizing she has absolutely nothing to say and then going now you may be wondering why I'm seething and the reason is simple as you've noticed and I've noticed every movie that gets released at theater star is a perfect looking person the cast used to be secondary to the script but evidently times have changed and although you could say oh it's just to draw a bigger crowd yes it's true it does but I believe the reason they do it now is much more Sinister the first film I covered featured graphic lesbian sex for the entire runtime the cast consisted of nothing but gay men behind the scenes and this movie is a direct promotion of pedophilia and thirsting old men the girls who engag them in the movie then view those men as creeps or desperate eventually and just as in driveaway dolls become a lesbian couple together regardless of what message or words exit Jenna Ortega's mouth at the end is irrelevant the the cast looks Flawless and the sexual tension is constantly present first don't think it's new honey honey I've got to drop something off at the student's house get me some tampons while you're out right organic ones if you can find them MH not you obviously ain't me [ __ ] get me a better deal and then you can plug [Music] my regardless of what they're trying to sell me as the true message is irrelevant the repercussions are obvious I don't have to provide evidence three time Ostrander winner you just finished playing Edmund and leer it's sure to get him his forth it is my intention to escape you heterosexual men are going to be a rarity soon due to these [ __ ] actions have repercussions clearly and I'm not a fan Jenna is terrible as usual she has one facial expression it's called look sexy and her tears are about as genuine as Trump's hair [ __ ] [Music] up [Music] a

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Id: 42029hkHsr8

Length: 5min 3sec (303 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 01 2024