ERIC ANDRE | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

are we rolling I could tell a prank was coming cuz you were [Music] like why did you want me on this show nobody cares about what I have to say well because I a fan of your show really so you didn't know that this was a date oh see I just I stopped reading the email at chicken shop why did you want to come on this show I'm hungry I'm celibate what I'm celibate for how long few weeks by choice not by [Laughter] choice you vegetative I love these pranks this is like gen [Laughter] one excuse me excuse me can I ask you a question no hey sorry you have ice there's no ice Europe doesn't have ice your crew is so quiet it feels like a cult a little bit too [ __ ] bizarrely Qui no eye contact on the way into are you a monster to your crew that's what I read on Reddit no yeah the toxic environment that you've set up on this stop spreading these rumors I won't be silenced are you friends with Peter I'm not changing the subject I'm canceling you I'm an aquarius you're an Aries I am sick would you say that you are a romantic person clearly so what kind of stuff do you do then that's romantic finger bang shocker stop yeah how an Aries fire sign we feel like there's quite fiery energy in between us it's pable no don't get here you about to blast me good job I don't know how to use it so and it's very no let me show you let me show you let me show you let me show you get away from get away from me let me show you let me show you it's very easy sit back down don't want to get squirted by the thing I hope I am I hope I'm ruining the whole [ __ ] thing sit down I'm going to make the microphone clip give me the BR no I'll give it to you at the end cuz I don't want to R my makeup okay well that was good in theory and I'm glad that that happened this is Rock Bottom what do you two contango [ __ ] you want to prank a prankster so feel like there's more pranks coming to way you seem tense no there's no more prank I've been to Hell in back so bring it up what's going on with your rings why have you got them I don't like the way you ask that question are you uh into ketamine well cuz I'm English do you know the song that says um my [ __ ] pink my booty hole Brown yeah sexy red song Can you relate to that it's very popular was there any point to that story no do you like uh sex on the beach no cuz sand gets in the [ __ ] your [ __ ] my my butt [ __ ] my [ __ ] your [ __ ] my dick hole [ __ ] yeah when you get horny you get an erction that's so stupid yeah sure I I can't I don't you can't I have a vagina a it's nice what's your be best feature would you say my hole cuz it's functional hello Zing out Zing out what so you play the double base what was that I thought we had a warm up no sorry are you a big drinker you look like a Booz Hound Peno gree kind of energy I don't like wine what do you drink I like tequila just tequila tequila soda tequila um Margarita Tequila margarita and I like a tequila apple juice and I like a tequila pineapple juice and I like any drink that tastes like juice yeah you like sweet drinks yeah I like rum rum that's I drink like a pirate You're So Random I'm random You're So Random I love that [ __ ] random So Random AO Mii did you say that yeah that's how British people sound over Americans you want to hear my English accent yeah I'm going through Aro and withdraw so you do a lot of um voice over for animations is that because of your is that because of all the plastic surgery I've had recently yeah do you like being a bad boy no I'm in bed by like 9:00 p.m. right now are you yeah do you get up really early I Journal like drink green tea I'm a [ __ ] Suburban [ __ ] lame oh I'm a [ __ ] drip I wear earplugs to comedy shows what the volume's too loud how many people roughly do you think that you've traumatized billions billion yeah yeah is that rounding up rounding down I'm going to the gym after this you should okay can't take her anywhere right my man I will take her away I took her [ __ ] breath away I'm the wind beneath her [ __ ] wings okay this has been really nice has it your crew has checked out they're all on Tik Tock they're not they could to be more bored allowed to be on their phones actually they're all on their phones they're looking for other jobs their phones I know that you love to break your desk you want to break this so I'm we can't break this going to break it okay let's see what you got oh nice that's cute you going to break that it's too it's really nice you ready yeah am I ready I don't think so okay ready you already asked are we ready you kind of ruined the spontaneity I've ruined it how yeah should I just go you shouldn't really ask ask should I just do it should have gone a while ago okay how'd that feel that was really amazing now what is your name [Music] [Applause] gas I'm melting for

Channel: Amelia Dimoldenberg

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Length: 7min 43sec (463 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 21 2024