Episode 21 - Wayside! |FULL EPISODE| KEEP IT WEIRD!

[Music] [Music] that's the best food story I just heard this great news story about react Oh [Music] quick stories are the best oh man not again I accidentally dropped my homework in there sided Oh Eric this kid Nick reached it there once he got garbage heads for a bun class who can tell me the answer to this equation really here better use this thanks Eric no problem Eric hmm garbage hands have you heard that story about Nick in that big can of beans gotta go gotta go you can't go in there it's the cows bathroom yeah so this kid Nick went in there once and he was never the same again after that every time someone made it out of course I hear that ear milk is quite tasty ear milk whatever I know there's no 19th floor but I still think I can reach it but don't you remember what happened to Nick let's go back [Music] I've been hearing these stories forever about this Nick kid and you know what there is no Nick great I'll prove it [Music] he's not any of the school yearbooks the yearbooks that came out each week check them nothing there either and the wayside minute Kooks yeah but what's up with these Wow those books are really up to date see no Nick I checked the school's records I also checked the lost and found nope nope definitely not and I didn't find a thing that belonged to Nick I even asked baby to sketch Nick yeah that's definitely his hair because bigger teeth oh how about some pointy ears but no one could agree on what Nick look like and ladies and gentlemen do you know why because Nick is just some myth kids made up to explain things they don't understand I don't understand see my point exactly it can blame Nick use them as an excuse or just have some fun at his expense that doesn't prove anything it especially doesn't prove anything about Nick in the 19th floor never happened it's impossible like most of his stories watch see it can't be done the stories of fake so is the myth that's not how Nick did it is it of course not Todd you really need to get your facts straight oh is that right I'll show you some facts about Nick in the can of beans story [Music] see Nick didn't turn into a giant bean monster well it was a different can of beans and you still didn't prove anything okay but I can disprove that Nick's story about the cow bathroom [Music] don't you know what happened when Nick went in there I do hmm your milk oh brother Todd you can't go in there [Music] I'll be fine Maurice yeah like I said these Nicks stories are fake but you don't know that for sure Todd what if this is our last moment together I can't let you go in there without one [Music] huh what's the big deal I can't believe he's gone I'll never wash this fist again hey I'm ready for my ammo now no it's not like that at all it's just a plain old bathroom in there that some cows use what happy everyone knows Nick came out of there and was never the same again do I look any different oh and I was so thirsty see it's all just some dumb story none of these Nick things ever happened and like I said there is no Nick get it got it stupid story can't believe I believe that hey don't look so down knowing the truth is a good thing right [Music] Nick hey don't worry it's like that time Nick did the great thing Oh what's the use forget it and you know what guys if you really want to tell a story you can always tell it about me right I mean I did some of those Nick things too guys what did I do who knew they could be so attached to a fake kid in his fake stories huh oh hey ja dude whoa you look bummed big time what's going on ah nothing just this stupid kid Nick everyone talks about stupid well yeah I mean I finally proved he's fake but that just made it all worse oh wait that reminds me of this time Nick was going to school here ah please no more Nick stories no this is a good one dude listen this kid Nick he loved wayside so much he said dude I love wayside so much I never want to leave yeah and then what happened oh yeah well he stayed got the best job in the entire world Lois what's with your arm oh man I hate garbage hands whoa hey Nick did that too wait a minute [Music] your NIC keep it hush dude you really are and you exist of course I do mix my middle name but that's besides the point what do you mean you exist and the stories are they real if you are kids just make up the rest as they need them but doesn't that bother you I mean that they're not even true they're true enough I guess kids like telling them Nick must be good for something I wouldn't want to ruin anything for him yeah like I did I think I've messed up Nick for everyone well we'll see about that guys you're never gonna believe this news about Nick oh come on Todd we already know he doesn't exist blah blah blah ruin my day thanks for nothing no but he does exist I have proof remember how I went into the cow bathroom before just like Nick at first I thought I proved this story was fake but now that's just what happened to Nick exactly and he really does exist what about the other stories like the one about the 19th floor is that true - well true enough okay ten-four Todd Meister [Music] wait the melts not really coming out of Todd's ear yeah about that um it explains everything it does da Todd that must be exactly what the count did to Nick well I couldn't have done it without Nick oh [Music] good morning 344 South Fairview mr. Kaye I have a problem with Marie SIA sorry 344 I don't do problems anymore that's doctor Dana's job dr. who I don't care but dr. Dana does waste sides radio advice problem solver and I'm here to help solve your problems and I'm here to help Dana Myron thanks but I don't need your help right now you can stay but you have to be quiet hmm so let's get started color one you're on the air yes dr. Dana I feel like people never get to know the real be all they ever seer my feet caller one your toes have a tale to tell learn to express yourself more through your face well that's a great idea Thanks problem solved can I help now my Ren Shh okay next I'm sorry next caller dr. Dana there's this boy let's call him Todd I like him but I'm not sure he likes me do you ever show him you like him oh yes I hit him all the time hmm ha ha ha ha then our hunters if you hunt them they won't be interested let him come to you so I should avoid him then Todd I mean Todd will come to me absolutely give him lots of space you'll miss your pretty face of course it rhymes it must work problem solved next caller uh I am here dr. Dana now that you're solving all those snot-nosed brats problems I have nothing to do maybe you should take up a hobby really how do you do that just pick your favorite thing that you like to do and do it well what if you have two favorite things then do both parabolas that's it I'll do my two favorite things stamp collecting and cooking don't worry it's happened to all of us just need to remember shampoo rinse then conditioner [Music] [Music] hmm Maurice is giving me a lot of space gee I miss her pretty face hey Maurice yeah wait there's an empty seat here dude I mean doc thanks for helping me fix the school line Dana are you okay oh I get it you're all out of advice thank goodness I'm here to help you out hello listeners the doctor is in the house Dana you can stay but you have to be quiet so until the doctor cures her laryngitis she wants me to fill in for her so let's solve those problems next caller hi doc day Myron I was just wondering which is more important spiritual freedom or physical freedom um Oh all freedom is important and to best experience it you should place a basket over your head a basket over my head that's what dr. Dana says problem solved well if dr. Dana says so next caller when is Halloween this year February 2nd I thought that was Groundhog's Day oh dr. Dana says it's all the same so get yourself the closest groundhog and start celebrating how about a porcupine even better doc Dana says happy hallo Hogg day to you problem solved next caller what are you doing - Dana Dana yeah Jayda leave dr. data a load that is acting kind of funny should we take her to the nurse's office or something [Music] problem solved next caller this hobby business is a complete disaster dr. Dana dr. Dana you're on the air oh these hobbies aren't working out what should I do with my free time now I know dr. Dana says you should ask Miss mash to marry you hmm marriage never tried that before but it might be fun gotta get you to the nurse hmm not bad but your toe tails need more action can you add a wrestling scene probably salt hey miss mush we did the school nurse uh-huh no problem hmm what's wrong with her tell her data Oh boys I fix I just need few ingredients I'd be back [Music] dr. Dana should I go to France or Fiji neither dr. Dana says it's time to fulfill your dream of being a trapeze artist problem solved oh that sounds like a wonderful idea [Applause] [Music] what have you done I should start on again Carter your advice thanks dr. de spécial fixit's to ready it clear throat voice come back miss Bush you are so [Music] well you're cooking now that's not much there either hey I know miss Bush you are so great with no whatchamacallit see wait I can't stand those little people we have nothing in common hey kid ski what year are you for I do not want to marry you I don't want to marry you either whoa you want each now [Music] I tell you everything everything dr. Dina says problem solved next caller okay [Music] cancelled please ignore any advice you have received for yourself people thank goodness that's over with this hobby stuff is taking up all my free time did I get back to work Kancil what's wrong with myron oh he lost his voice yelling but he asked me to speak for him and Myron says he'd like to demonstrate his trapeze skills oh he can borrow mine Myron also says he needs a little help here Myron says he'd like to express himself while wearing a basket on his head now that's a problem solved [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Keep It Weird

Views: 894,575

Rating: 4.5918217 out of 5

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Length: 22min 16sec (1336 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 05 2018