EPIC SACKS! - Total War: Warhammer II w/ Ben & Tom - 28th November 2018

man God hey we're back hey it's bull hammer o'clock it is then what's getting down it is a nice Church isn't it what they agree oh you can get one to see such a big Katy Perry fan what the left sock what's a left shark also I like the the joke on there because it refers to the meme right yeah don't the gun we don't have any more you know keep it going just keep [ __ ] plug in until it's dead yeah yeah yeah like that's matter those matter isn't it that's really I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna push it till it's dead it's double meaning wait do I have to come back in resin somehow nice now this will never die doesn't never never need ransom said the one loss boom available in the US car store right now you coat been to get you 10% off if I check out Tom you get 10% off and also a special treat but if you use codes Ben Tom doesn't get a treat so what's that worth to you oh I don't know it's you like treats what's sweeter a treat for you or no treats for someone else so Leah treat the treat for yourself is better you're a very kind person no selfish because I'm getting the treats but should you be be a worse person if you prefer to deny others I guess I'm getting to it with like how do I care about that delicious treats how was the news playing a game only there was some clue as to what they were playing did you did you see one of our favorite guys has a brand new model in Warhammer 40,000 what Oh Magne is craig la king of the space race he's back maybe he's back bigger but I'm gonna say bigger than everybody I haven't seen it in real life but the model looks the [ __ ] same like I saw a size comparison uh okay because there's the form agnya scrag loss because there's him there's a classic shout that taking like this [ __ ] tiny yeah is like the classic metal one which is like this his arms are like very small and there's like destroyed his fists like that and now the new one is back to that back back to the jank but he's like almost twice the height of the old metal one you see it's pretty big like a mega face there was a good size comparison I want to see the size comparison cut up shot I looked I do Magnus Craig la size comparison with Abaddon because it's a sewed abalones tiny tiny little boy but he's never had a he's never had a reamer remake it's insane that he is still on the original model from the 90s on that one no one else is going to understand up Macanese crack logic you know so it's quite it's quite an easy one to explain so many many years ago while sat in Games Workshop because that's what used to do it used to go along and just hang out and just hang out there yeah it was like my youth club you paint sometimes paint but usually play play things people saying they know the story and we already told the magnetotherapy fold it dozens of times but ceiling many stories and so like look at him there this is the Terminator this is the last one he's we stood on a rock I mean come on that's like worse than wearing lifts yeah that's like a little bit of a cheat isn't it I didn't think there is exercise comparison Tom I definitely saw to size comparison a burden Maggie's a miniature size comparison bad on yeah perfect exactly exactly what I wanted it's just not what I asked for this isn't good content is it oh this is just us looking at the wrong thing no my job this is what we do I think I did see him read it okay I think this might be the reveal that's the new guy but I think this was like a 40 ml base so I think no because now they have you know 50 mils 60 mils 70 Mills 80 90 mils 100 mils every size base you can find a point all of the bases yeah that's a lot of comments here yeah everyone [ __ ] loves mag Nia's Krug I can it's cracked glass everyone's favourite boring king of the boring Marines Magne is correct king of the Space Marines well I'll take your word for it um he's a big boy because I'm not finding it look like you you do some [ __ ] Warhammer you're gonna look in on another screen yeah yeah then no one will be able to see it here but I can um I'm gonna steam message you or something man I've never really been on the weimar read it before mixed bag huh is a lot of people so you remember the Star Wars destiny suppurative yes and a lot of that was people saying oops made a mistake and it was like just pictures of their box oh yeah and they'd bought like 500 pounds worth of cards and they just go to all mistakes with me yes so it was that in storage solutions yeah that was so yeah the 40k one I've got a better but it was almost exclusively father's found it huh fathers found it was only yeah I've got like three mice in front of me that will do different things this wasn't the pictures looking for no bad favre is there is the Magnus Craig leather with a different head oh my god to make a super container so you tried okay I appreciate the triumph okay so yeah he's had he's had the treatment he's now a pro Morris Morris is that in the law in law yeah they've released a new campaign book um because I kind of felt bad for old Mac knees Craig law because he used to be king of the space wings and then the older reboot a girly man can Rob Robert Gill Gilman Robert the gullible and comes back to life and says I'm king of the Space Marines now and then what happens to old Craig law well I guess he is fired yeah well back on the bench he's back on the bench I don't know like like he knows his being king of the Space Marines what does he hasn't got another trade to fall back on but isn't he happy because his like his boss is back didn't they all [ __ ] love it they're like oh like five minutes he was like so good how could I missed you you're the chosen one oh and then like ten minutes later when he's like right that's get off that throne it's mine give me those power fists back hmm they've got a lot smaller how did that happen don't worry they're amazing they're my size again and then he's just stood there without with little hands in his power armor embarrassing what do I do we don't have a job for you anymore we're bust you back down to private I think is probably poor old crack bar probably how it works so what we'll be doing here we've got I don't know we were beaten up these lizard moons look their armies nearly dead and they've only got one settlement left so I'm sending Luthor walk on with the main army and his best bud dark Orion's here they're gonna go nor the generals they capture oh [ __ ] boom a classic base race face race because when we kill this you could start going to attrition town destination him and then he might try and take one of these back from us so I guess we'll just go over here so if he comes towards either one of these towns we can like quickly whip in and enhance the garrison okay that sounds pretty good so slick man is holding modern Kenan and Dragan I was going secure tech how do you always how do you pronounce like there the ex is in like Aztec like I said is it like I said I don't know maybe so tech hopefully someone can donate and gain for us maybe how do they do tech you take because you know I donate our donators usually have slightly easier to pronounce names usually but not by much sometimes they get a bit wacky but noise okay so this is looking like pretty promising it's still a lizard man army how healthy is that listen to my mom we could yeah yeah we beat we beat the crap out of it there's not much left okay so I cuffed it although now the the dark house cometh yeah oh no I think he's going for that over there hurry her hey momentarily distracted are those lizards mouth full of Q versa I think the Q in Aztec is okay oh the brats are back and we've got a great engagement what is this a major naval battle has ended boat death for both death for all leaving hundreds dead each side so we can um hang on so we can choose experienced recruits to get will be slower and will regenerate slower and we'll be tired but all infantry we recruit gets +5 ranks it's pretty good that's pretty cool if we're gonna stand still in build year I don't have a huge amount of money and we can clear the oceans and get line of sight and movement increase yeah considering we've just spent a lot of army a lot more money recruiting yeah I think the move nothing but boat death is is better right now because we're not gonna buy anyone and we need to do a bit of running around we've got people like smuggling all different directions okay but death it is about death for all nothing but boat death and looks like he is [ __ ] about in the swamps get nutrition Johnson Biggins says in chat yeah why Tom and Ben they re Twitter well maybe if you write something worth reading wow oh my god [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] really hurt Seth joke death don't worry about it now I mean it to sound so mean yeah if it said my god right I don't think we can make it I think I'm a millimeter off yeah look at that instead why not why not I think that's I think that's a cake no job some Biggums didn't even hear what I said what well I despise why don't you listen to listen to Stremme if we don't reach twits trap my god just on fire someone just dumped it just be leaving a bitching to be in force what was happening I'm just finishing up what well I think maybe I need to double back actually take out this gave it on me yeah that makes sense well we have some battles some people gonna die soon what - uh want to join the endless ranks of our zombie hordes but don't worry you can join and everyone's gonna [ __ ] warm up battle yeah this one's pretty easy this isn't blood of the suicidal charges I normally send you into a tub oh okay man some of those battles it's good it's fun though cuz when we are playing with Skaven which was like a race that played a lot hmm and we hit like a point even when we it wasn't all about Treach with the sword it felt like a lot of the battles was just really going through the motions like my Army's going to be fine like set up in the standard formation yeah on paper I cannot see how I'm going to lose this they were like one or two where I was a bit like ooh this is gonna be tough but yeah normally we it wasn't a hard battle it was just okay I do have to pay attendees all my cooldowns just actually actually play sensibly where's with these guys [ __ ] me I still barely have any idea what's going on yeah we need to get better at using I think they're all about the guns I think almost all I like melee is trash um where who is that's the garrison coming on three and oh no it's not oh yeah one so one of those reinforcements is the garrison yeah one is so one I'm just getting on camicazi the garrison in these guys do not have a million options on what they're getting to do but I think I've got a pretty smart one check out that formation but the shootings here we go look you have a little blob in front and then you have shootings behind I think you're gonna I think so let's find out and then we just see what's going on with everyone else I'll say who you what do you have aspect of dreadknight it's very very early to be good because his generals really low on health oh yeah he's done like 20% health and when people start like spirit leaching you over so they're a real army and the guys in the back are chomp squad so it looks like the deck droppers the bat Batman yeah so these must be the garrison I never would have willingly bought deck droppings yeah what a waste waste of everyone's know you guys you're just gonna sprint full steam ahead and grab you on I get the yeah and mines hey whoa thank you very much that is very kind i barnacle been and tuna Tom sooner talk like I've been promoted wait I think it I think it's sooner is better than a barnacle mattoon of Tunis [ __ ] huge yeah but they get hunted and Ian yeah because barnacles are disgusting exactly I'm gonna live a long life yeah but you just like latched on to something much bigger and better than me yes if your life exactly like I do with the yolks gosh she seems to be perfect right I see a cave the logic it makes that it kept it takes out yeah whereas you're just a delicious treat like a bear man she bears no they'd salmon Denny yeah I'm saw at some point in history a bear has eaten to be pretty good at swimming back there's a pretty good at swimming but I think tunas better have you seen them what was it what's that [ __ ] movie they're one it's got Will Ferrell and the sort of kind of bad funny muscle actor you know bad funny must had funny muscles yeah like he's not very good but he kind of plays like funny muscle guys I mean Drax no not him bad mic selector he fits that category right like what like what's his name not Terry Crews how dare you it's the day you Steve treasure Wow Wow you can take all the glory until it turns out you're rock what's his name the other guys Mark Wahlberg he's pretty [ __ ] he's pretty [ __ ] awesome there's like a big guy you know he's pretty pretty as bad apparently he's like a monster in real life really he's like I heard he was he involved in like gang gang stuff when he was young or something remember I remember hearing a story about him and thinking oh what a dick then I forgot what the story was but in in that film there's a really good ramp where he describes himself as a lion and Will Ferrell as a tuner right and Will Ferrell goes on this like two minute rant about why the tuner is better so but it's so [ __ ] good and the point that he makes are like actually pretty strong and it just ends with like boom do you think you could go that way did you bad fit out [ __ ] and so I'm gonna take that tuna back to the victory well chat has just informed me the the barnacle has the largest body size to genic to length ratio in the whole of the animal thing really oh my god yeah that's pretty good so that's one point to me it'll be nice to like have the reverse maybe what's the smallest what is the smallest penis to body size if you have to ask oh they have like developed a microscope powerful enough [Laughter] panda gorilla I heard them humans of all the primates have the largest genitalia to body mass size para mula primate fairly monkeys enables little monkey dicks tiny little penises it's really oh so barnacles eat through that ass well I'm sure it's not just their ass I'm sure it's like an omni it's the utility all all the same I didn't expect to have eight different orifices of like clasper oh my god well you can have more than one orifice okay yeah they so small else's fault well their dicks are so big if they dicks taking up like 80 percent of their body mass oh my god is is their mouth on their dick oh is that separate why how do people live so much of our [ __ ] barnacles I don't literally [ __ ] back I've got no idea I'm gonna water this one good job crabby Saurus monster you guys just nom de Mario no really actually it's busiest priests busiest priests oh my god and Drago night and Winckelmann just also getting all the kills I'll [ __ ] his pros what is that that thing that the little is that their loyalty so yeah that's okay Oh super [ __ ] loyal loyal Drago nights he's the best unlike to you remember when big ball Bradley was busting around purposely permanently causing trouble wasn't he is a he was a troublemaker I was it was getting worrying for a little bit as as the crab men who did the most damage monster three six eight five gets the magic banner what's the banner torn banner of pilgrims gives them frenzy pretty [ __ ] good okay best craps you do and I'm like a glass cannon unit it's exactly the bomb I gonna like but I'll to play there they're damaged our panel but we will be able to tell them to like get out of it you never tell them to get out of there anyway very rarely tell people to get out of there you know I like people to a fight to the death yeah is very easy with um Ted and wick man what you gonna do the vampire bite you can heal while killing effect combating the shooty shooty vamp shootie vamp but whichever whichever one I don't see I think the hunger cuz it's not really a vampire if they're not feeding off thermals are they Oh big ball Bradley's in check is he [ __ ] cool demel [ __ ] cuz he retaliated tired he said wait hold on he allowed in the final mission didn't he he felled us we sent him on the final well we was just selling him down the river I'm ignoring that campaign is this campaign that's all as far as I remember okay and we passed past things forgotten very disloyal and then dead he's like stop I'm so sorry Bradley so that's how we remember it it's like these a twisted sides here they've donated them and they see with December coming up I was wondering did you just delete that message the last one I read out here you didn't read yeah but I hadn't named anyone after him oh [ __ ] yeah there we go supine spam you're in twister tight they say but December coming up I was wondering what you boys want for Krim cram grin I want some toy soldiers and a hand can I get a bloat boy if there's one available if not anything's fine well you're in the list we'll do it well is there anything you're after for Christmas really maybe ask a electrics yeah we're game boy yeah didn't you work didn't you want to get like a Nintendo for Christmas well lot for Christmas we're thinking about getting one for Black Friday or something I was looking to see if there was like a cheap one on Black Friday for a switch and but no the cheapest was like 250 pounds so [ __ ] which is still I guess like a fair bit of money off but it still seemed like a lot for something that I don't really need to something like frivolous yeah cuz it's not even that many games on this which I'm excited about yeah I'm sweeter more orchid came to Canal yeah his his there I want role-playing books for Christmas that's all you ever one time it's not like man like so when in doubt get time a new role-playing game he hasn't heard of whoa although but no one could ever buy them for me because I've a very specific in my tastes in role-playing books they read a lot about role-playing stuff all the time if we're talking about sex or pen and paper games both both then they all fall into roll that is my main love in life you want the crossovers rolling dice dressing up as a schoolgirl [Laughter] but now recently some like cool cool role-playing books have come out BAM so I might shoot myself a book I just got a bit of money actually from surprise money you know wouldn't you get like a little nice little windfall you weren't expecting and you feel like oh I want to treat myself to something nice when like that great long distance uncle has died yeah and he's left you his spooky mansion exactly and you spend a night in the house no no no you guys just go sell it even if I only get 100 quid I'm not spending the night in the mansion would you bend the knight in the Honda now of course so [ __ ] would all I want all I want is to have like a spooky creepy uncle Hill I've only ever met once but who's taking a weird liking to me I think maybe the books I don't have many um like male siblings or cousins so if they look like an old-timey like it should be left to the man right that might just be lines down the family tree yeah yeah great because you can't go to like in-laws so if your family were to become like King like a royal family suddenly you Trump I would I drop a lot of people mmm I'd have to kill my dads but you know accidents happen also Aaron [ __ ] monarchy successively to either become them honor okay a spooky house right I don't know trash dress so the trash cans for invaded invaded by trash means trash means but uh yeah so we will look spooky house something else yeah yeah you would lo you gotta win at all oh yeah I just had a little bit of surprise money right over here now it wasn't really surprised money it was a large bill I had that ended up being a lot that I'd saved money for Roy then I ended up negotiating it down ray then I had this money I'd saved that I didn't didn't just spend on a bill yeah yeah like I got some surprise money and I was like oh I want to treat myself to something treat myself fired leather goods and then suddenly I realized it was like nothing I really I couldn't think of anything to treat myself to him such a boring old groan but I didn't have like a list of like stuff I'm desperate for and it made me really sad you know cause it's like when I was like a teenager surprised money like blam I've got ten things I want to buy with that oh yeah instantly instantly just you could easily spend it I'm going to buy three poison wind globally it's a sad sad grown-up yeah kind of oblem kind of like no know the feeling because even with these your plan gets us talking about mmm I still think there's a good chance I'm not gonna buy them because I already have you for TF books you already have more role-playing books and you've ever played yeah yeah yeah I just like to read them they're very expensive I've got like I'm not saying with war gaming rooms I've got like a shelf with like 50 different rule sets yeah holy [ __ ] and I just like like looking at different like different people's takes on yeah like how do you resolve this issue in a game like oh man these different books are like oh well this is how we do initiative or activations and this is how we do damage resolution and I think part of me believes if I read enough wargaming books I'll be able to Frankenstein the perfect oh my god the perfect war game [ __ ] like Rain Man it and just like like a Minority Report yeah your stuff together and you take a little bit from here and a bit from there and you mush this one together and you flip it around oh god well you know I believe I've create the peg coat it comes out of the printer and then but then you hold it up [ __ ] it's fish Wars they don't get someone else you come in and go what have you made yeah I think yeah I know I need the feeling my my my dream and my fear rolled into one I kind of get where you coming from I think that's obviously well if you were to make a role-playing system yeah it probably be something something like that to be honest I probably make my bad version of gurps steal that and just tweak it a little bit just dumb it down a bit just stripped-down care its basic apps would be you're you're pretty much do you think tech less who's gonna be a little [ __ ] please don't attack us Tech loose I don't I really don't want to take our undead Skelly boys [ __ ] short my sword masters and [ __ ] love and see guards just move move weak man out of the way and like if checklist really wants modern cannon Anakin [ __ ] have it God but if he baby declares war there he is gonna steamroll yeah but it's really better to save I guess what we can say for meat see see what happens please be gentle Texas I'm saving up I'm not spending money because I really want the depth guardhouse oh yeah it's really expensive so go save all my pennies that'll be good I'm a piggy bank today you just tell you got like a big old super hearts that customer nailed it thank you very much and sucky the red is here they've didn't eights ten bucks Ben oh thank you thank you and they say ahoy quartermaster Ben and gunnery chief Tom after being brutally murdered in the most glorious battle I've returned to serve once again ah the prisoners won't keelhaul themselves after all bamke the red who's got the rank there is a quartermaster higher than a gunnery chief I think they're both noncommissioned officers NCOs right I don't know I feel like a quite important you in charge of the shooting but I'm in charge of who get mentioned at different times but I think it's kind of one room for it I feel like you are the quartermaster Goldsmith is equal to captain apparently really BAM holy [ __ ] that's [ __ ] I thought they were like but are they near an NCO aren't they what a monster I thought no it isn't there's someone else oh well thinking it's ours though technicality I mean man right do a battle ready for battle Wars yeah I guess yeah we'll wait another turn again Tower shantia insert they said isn't quartermaster just the inventory guy yeah he's a that's that's what I call a looks after the stock and they were supplies and [ __ ] sweets ends that feels like a Ben job that is Ben work that is Ben gunnery chief is to do with shooting and that is tom work yeah yeah yeah pretty the most appropriate I mean it's almost as good as barnacle and salmon by the gallon tuna I don't know you just I guess both of the meats are pink and thereby fish there boo fish yeah both live in water they have fins when a tuna do you know what like scarier they've got like [ __ ] spikes and [ __ ] yeah and they get dolphins killed somehow oh yeah because people are so hot for the tuna yeah don't things get caught in the crossfire or somebody em holy [ __ ] just the coasties of wool so guys Oh Greg Oh Nate you're a strict mistress Oh hmm go crack that whip boom extra whippy yeah regimes cannot be maintained without strict discipline like what do you like whip the zombies yeah but dude are you programming the zombies sometimes they get rather just bit like um in Iron Man you know Iron Man has he's before it turns into [ __ ] red face robot oh you mean the vision oh no a man has like he's got a robot that helps him build [ __ ] right it's got like an AI yeah yeah but that thing likes asses him a lot yeah but he's programmed it to be like a be sassy so he's like a masochist though I think that's because then he doesn't feel bad about sassing it back I bet the first generation Jarvis was like robot Butler and he was always giving it like sassy JIP and he was just like yes you are correct this isn't fun this is not as good as they'd hoped so then mark to sass him back and now he feels like it's all a bit more fair very that kind of make sense but he's so he's still designed it that way so do you think the vampires they design their zombie hordes to be a little bit [ __ ] so they have an excuse to whip them oh yes that's half the fun know what we like sadists just like a theory who is gunnery white bear in charge of the government where's mccarran's and where's me other cannons gunnery like thank you okay this feels like a fairly sensible place to go so high priest of the poon donate $10 think oh my gosh dad top hey high priest up for food he said it's my first time donating Oh guys the poon you guys have done so much for me and give me strength to live my life man babysit Phillip we've really done anything but glad we can help we told that [ __ ] sweet Magnus Craig last story oh yeah you talked about a thing that we could yeah like pretty [ __ ] kids you know that is that is uh you know it's what we do it's the service we provide what you can expect they say they're gonna be doing a year abroad in Bristol I guess for study you I had would you recommend it I think this does cool place to live Bristol's really good I mean compared to other places in England I don't know I mean if you've already lived somewhere cooler you know if you're already in like Florida or please cooler would you see like Florida's like the coolest time in a like it's gonna be like you know hotter man finding and miserable this last week like super rainy in Bristol those little flooding it was definitely on your cannons yeah I don't know if they're actually gonna make it might knock people off the walls try knocking people don't think he can use on the wall now what cannot afford wall yeah I hate that you can't do this wall stuff Big Bob I'll try the other one let's let's compare them you know they'd be like think I haven't though they're addicted [ __ ] out Justin though I've been all those these croc face based man everyone says Florida sucks why does why do all the old rich Americans retire to fly them and I thought it was just like a nice place chillin do they have um poop dolls they're hard yeah that's cool that's cool I like crocodiles I'd like to live in a place that had crocodiles yeah you know you saw betta croc some crocs ago silly Shana and they didn't give a [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] like you're right I see me to get some people doing some stuff all right Luthor you go up oh so it's low taxes and cheap and warm that's why the old people were tired that sounds pretty good Bristol isn't like Bristol's kind of like iced no Bristol pretty expensive well I guess it's about like standard tanks yeah there's not really much variation of taxa that you get he said somebody able to send me in day of school yes yeah I think he's high priest of the period oh look hey Stace his life okay long live the pool man trappers kind of getting a bit of course it is because of Deus deus ex machina God from the Machine rah how could this like spiritual in unit terrible it's a single single month the targets a single guy just [ __ ] did it today Wow stop that source off real good yeah that one source just like that but Luther's on the wall and he's kind of go to town let's do good good work them a bit modern cannon donates hey it's me again insert story about 120 hours playtime here oh my god that's a lot of hours Wow his Camry and water Fink's took out single-handedly took out on a whole army of Skelly spears i believe that because those Camry and Skelly Spears Oh job it's awful yes some of the worse units in the game yeah maybe even worse than these like zombie deck mmm-hmm oh dude I'm deaf Carter getting [ __ ] rich do you give me like all the healings we have that many beauties summon crabs some crabs here conflict they bring on the crabs you know do a leave on those I can do outside maybe it's a new thing in the game you can't oh now the gates a conduit to the gates open oh okay cuz it's cheating how about other guys have any of them got like here the other ones got spirit leech and aspect of treads do for Harkin always got his mega boats oh the super boat is amazing I love you yeah that really knows Oh ghost boat fire did it completely missile fired over find out they've survived three barges man oh yeah look ass have done very well okay Krabs you gonna go in through the door you guys we didn't have enough from spirit each on their general anything that's fine our boys are on the walls they'll be okay modern cannon says you promised to protect me last week we are protecting you now soon as we still are sorry where were you city is I guess the video unit I'm just gonna shoot our own cannons here these are the summon one oh I got [ __ ] them so it wasn't overly worried my by blossomed entities and Morty's you be good and stop shooting bet yeah I think we've got this get down there who's that they saw tanky good [ __ ] you guys you can get the hell out of that okay there the summer months they could buy you could die Samwise donated I said hi for the pie garden day to afford a little thrown Bent's hey hey are you doing my family's what's up he says town with a Grand Admiral and his trusty powder monkey pretty good today guess so not much to say today was wondering if I could get a higher Commission I've been very loyal donating every week and we'll see what we can do you're in if you're in the cube the cube did you see the picture of us someone read it had done oh yeah yeah yeah where I had the peg legs in the other candidate X double hooks how avails if the power build indeed this guy is [ __ ] just tanking forever actually places my peanuts [ __ ] it I want to sleep in a bigger pot school yeah that was a really cool picture was very cute yeah jewel hooks is like a it's not the way you want to live you know you mentioned trying to have some you know private on the loan time well I do that normally with the hoax yeah you can strand the prosthetic hooks our hands are boring you know you mix it up I'm a man of eclectic tastes my eclectic assume you mean pervert perverted very perverted there it's the [ __ ] crabs are stood around here but they haven't hit for any damage move the crabs out away no because that is fun Luthor luke'll is going in as well and the guys slowly oh yeah you get an MV Gundam also he's being leached life till the moment I do you like the crabs Kendall just like handle it a little pinch every now and again that crabs are really cool like I wish you could change them to a bit of army painting because I love the look of Elizabeth but I've always hated balloonism I quite like the turquoise this man I liked when they switched over to that color oh I don't prefer Greenland pale or just anything anything that's not blue yeah if you could do army painting like in the original dawn of wall yeah quite a lot of freedom it was really really cool it does a really nice little feature yeah anyway what they didn't know what I guess so he has been leeched life oh there we go terrain super flared the Dynamo everything broke after the general death perfect it's sweet I've got the Crocs broke because they were whaling on I think that's the character they always they like to chase some unit down deep into enemy line and met the croc Segal you just stop paying attention to them that's why they died you could have easily got them out of trouble they could easily become the black he's the guy who couldn't summon the crabs I spent ages leveling him up to summon crabs press F Hong he died from neglect is they pretty good on the walls as well man and they just got a bit over over-enthusiastic take something down wow this wall so we don't even know how he died this is croc school Hills definitely Rock Segal in charge so [ __ ] you Tom so sorry is it's negligent death better or worse than boat death oh isn't but but both death came from negligence right sounds like you just kind of get jumped you know like your vision isn't far enough and you're like just boating along yeah [ __ ] it was best well there's more to go Kim I know even better was the moment the moment was to thermo-firm Oh mol my moto my Moodle thermo Mool feminine no it's okay and obviously a trap Oh always consistently good trapper did kids yeah we need like Ferb taking walls we need some like sword sword I'm working on it I'm working on it Wow look at that stacking this must be like a level 5 settlement that's the second or then we're gonna fight it again give them to be all like mangled there'll be everything to be half strong here we do that I think for 14 grand hope you sit buried at sea riff in peace and calm you will probably good do those [ __ ] red boys soccer riot it's got the sort of heroes they're nice the Queen's cannon is ready hooray Oh first for the Queen's cannon it unlocks the Queen Bess mega cannon Oh sue does it only stick around for now it's a permanent unit well it takes 25 turns before you can summon another one okay was that like little you have the vials of juice in the thing and no idea regiments we're now and here it is is it because we just for battle or something do we have time a because we're in enemy territory something can we attack it with the other character and occupy we can dr. Ryan tear you cheeky son of a boy holy [ __ ] the army the old sack and occupy BAM so we got the money saw they're gonna be a bit grumpy for a couple of turns but [ __ ] like lizards they're always gonna be grumpy yeah exactly so let's repair that up zombies always complain when they have to move house now we can probably get to make a cannon there it is nice oh holy [ __ ] okay now mine it comes in at level 9 as well so if someone specifically asked for this remember Hines asked for the mega cannon boom super Hinds you're in you've got the cannon the dream and the dream is real don't know your dreams are you trying to talk with the crabs that's how they talk so we get a new a new vampire captain right to replace [ __ ] on the blacks to be knowledgeable tell agente oh then we need a vampire law of a law of vampires yeah yeah yeah so confident plus new leadership awesome that's nice so who gets to be this guy who do you know doing it to be like a mega one or just on the list and where it's a character so I feel like you know the more generous people I want to want to say thank you to generous pickiest boys who's in the thing the thing at the moment oh look at that Zach's shimmy sham BAM it's like sue me Sam cuz one they are general they were they were fought back to back in the that were Last Man Standing oh and then they got [ __ ] snow they fell I remember that scene they then with the halberds yeah and Thor swore I was really cool [ __ ] so Lucas raised him back resurrected that old Zac's jimmy-jam oh my god but he's had a better demotion he's a hero now instead of the Lord yeah I guess like though there's also a generous donation from Dragon Knight as well we need 50 bucks then thank you check it out my cards they say my Lords of shark and blood your humble servant the Dragon Knight asks that you do not get them killed in an unwinnable battle this week they'll kill off the majority of their crew the Drago Knight doesn't like their toys getting taken away from 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think you certainly can you know you but but I don't think I think it's so fine at a distinction that most people aren't interested all right you know it's like it's like furries as well like you hear that someone's a fairy nuts you don't really care if they're like petrol fairy or you just never ask that question I guess I don't know interesting pretty mad I think do what they like who knows you can but you shouldn't apparently don't worry we're we're not going to like you know murky waters murky waters dangerous dangerous territory there are be dragons okay perfect support Oh sexy dragons skinny dragon mmm so scary what are we doing I need to build houses I need to upgrade my sucky laces that's not Merc butts bug Dave Lister one eight nine has donated ten bucks as well and they say Oh perfect happy jerk-off seamen raised me up and heard me in boys so I'm just gonna move this mouse so I'm gonna like I'm gonna keep touching it otherwise but Dave Lister thank you very much that it's very very kind s scalar as they nice what I seem to be five pounds Ben yeah thirty-eight he's a Tom Ben just got a glut got it excuse me sir I'd like just that some high e long time votes quarter ear hi I tweeted that CA games to lay to let them know I bought their games cuz of you Wow written in pirate speak that it's hard to also you can use old characters in the age of sigmar ear age of Sigma legends Oh oh yeah that's they've made rules fool the old characters really oh my god this scar stick back firmly I don't know if they're tournament illegal or not but you know he goes right the aux want a non-aggression pact and I'm kind of fine with that who would be all because there's some savage rocks next to us not super keen on fighting savage orcs okay so I'm gonna take it you looking up yeah yeah just like totally [ __ ] the stream I want to see how Luthor's turned into a coward now make some shoot yeah okay resettle temple we did it colonize the paunches back Oh what they've made a model for him for billion years that's super boring mode do you just at least have region yeah he does yeah if they had a gourd of that like what the hell what's the point that was really just like this is the goblin innit area geez you know who you ask to be that [ __ ] sailing on the coast was yeah yeah turns out it's Leonard the super Empire guy look at that army whoa that's a [ __ ] good army huh oh my god it's all level seven and it's [ __ ] wrecks guard Knights great cannons Musketeers how it is it great swords father and he's only never once somehow he's convinced all these guys to follow him oh [ __ ] this is like one of those classics of like sharp style moments where like some garbage leader is put in charge of like fantastic Lenny stay away from me Lenny jeez good warming us as well [ __ ] well I'm gonna send Zacks jimmy-jam he's not gonna be a fighter gonna be a lover Oh sending him on a very long drawn-out quest here to go settle a pirate Cove on the elf capital o that's where all the trade goes and he can take like a little percent Kearney yeah with all the trade that comes sorry I'm back in the room guys take do the thing [ __ ] ages anything yes we're gonna be a while and these new characters look kind of lame actually it's just like they've just it's just like a guy with a stat line and like they've got killing whoa these guys they here's regeneration it's like but I guess like it man it'd be so much [ __ ] work to uh to get through all that that stuff Patricius 808 has donated ten bucks back no thanks they say bean Tom I passed my driving theory today Oh rats and then wanted to thank you for keeping me sane during my revision you're welcome you're very welcome when you read in Benton Tom yep how's your driving lessons any how to drive a little weird jab like you could have just moved past that but no ouch ouch think the knife in there's a little bit no you felt bad about it I need to have shades thrown at me but no my driving my drawing revisions gone terribly I haven't started yet yeah keep doing this Jim I haven't even booked my test I think tech loss is ignoring us and he's going for the orcs all right so maybe don't get peace with the orcs I love too late can we trade with anyone it's tremor Fe oh I guess we're wasting my time I think we've just had the event I didn't see it come up but the fact that we've met all these people makes me think that maybe Oh we've discovered the C's yeah we've got like cuz look everyone's like current attitude zero future attitude yeah Oh everyone's about to start hating us pretty hard oh oh looking ghost closer I think we need a lot of trade agreements okay I just never [ __ ] trade yeah it's a verb the diplomacy in this it feels a bit of kind of we're both making money here just good eyesight and if I could have to reset it every time he says no yeah let's try to look all the money for a trade agreement Fitz's then eight to ten bucks babe Oh see Tom Bend don't have any meaningful questions or comment it just wants to add a few coins to the hoard of the vampire Admiral oh yes maybe a crab unit is available yeah we'd to get some more yeah we need to more income though because we're not getting much money so I don't want to recruit a lot more you know what did he spend 17 grand on upgrading the capital oh geez and is it gonna because I upgraded a deep house and the money house okay and the shoot house what's the better soup house give us those like the leaf wrap guns crabs with guns hey crab guns amazing crabs issue guns issue crabs think I'm in better defense than this today they say hey Tom hey Ben [Laughter] give me bloke death or give me death so yeah that can be done we need to get some bloke boys house like oh you know neighbors doing yes we decide here we gotta fight now cuz either that or do we want to like take the fleet and start attacking can we go there bloating about well we did accept that quest to go and fight the trade caravan Denis did we or well we got a few quests we can go and fight and these [ __ ] to get the SPECIAL poon the place I have other friends cuz man we could take that out we can go treasure hunting oh the riddle of red our old praise to Renauld burn phrase renard leave your mark was just having [ __ ] symbols again dig dig dig dig dig or and defeat the this guy the exotics good oh that's him yeah [ __ ] that noise because that do you get reinforcements in battles what do we have to do in one stack I don't know I don't know I don't think we can take that with our current even with all of our stuff I don't think we can take though yeah but we can probably go take on the star poon yeah let's get them do star food and see how that works out let's go fight the stop here you know the u n-- actually wear a man down that's everything from a bloke boy well we'll recruit you harmony so it's dahlkvist as donated 10 bucks and they said sad I missed bad at PDS calm this spring but look next time I guess at least they got to tell Tom how much I love your jaw and felt Envy for his beard owe me something to live out my load out short to reanimation in the army with when when we get some recruiting done it's gonna happen I've got new hero and you get I'll scroll through all our boys that section me Sam like BAM wig man has donated well they but they want something else well the city he captured can be named after him [ __ ] boom you did it with man's wings we commands those we cleanse weeks that's his stall weeks oh come get him so the the hero thank you for the hundo by the way like what I didn't know celebrate that properly well it's the save but he did donate a Hyundai but I like tempering my she is until we get down to the and you've got a character they could be called Laird all of okay madlyn the starved the starved mean BAM you're in so where yeah it's dissolved fist thank you very much it's very kind um and Drew's ear has donated ten bucks is hoping they say hey boys is this enough to get me in while firmly avoiding blow death it certainly would be when we've got some guys might get some boys Oh II there's a nice good uphill struggle fight where we could lose the loads of people so we're about to go and do a quest mission they're probably like oh right is that the other you have to fight no this is a different okay this is the tyrants of the black ocean yeah like man some of these people's Army's pretty strong I think they stay in the sea though okay if they ever came to land we would get a Nile ated absolutely for an elated I guess that's quite like a nice way to handle pirates in this actually does that mean are like a threat if you are sailing around yeah but if you don't want to sail around you can stay on the land yeah you just ignore them that's good LED olive who's donated who is the hero they said treats for both Ben and Tom ah thank you by at least one Freddie bar tears and keep up the warhammer from this vaad watcher watching you live oh my god the traffic didn't probably afford a couple of Fridays with that yeah nowadays followed by at least two thought to keep up the road our inflation that's how you know this companies go down the go table [ __ ] up and price of freddo's Oh what our lads tell you kind of hanging around waiting to recruit I guess we're just do that until we can actually get some more money coming in the crew or send them off to do some reading do we want a raid I don't want to anger anger anyone up but I guess we have to those guys pull those guys Terrance yeah but they just like little piddle elves yeah well they're the new the new Dark Elves see Oh who hates us some actually let's just have a look at the map so the orcs don't mind us everyone seems to hate us are all red army I guess like it's is like a next kind of viable option if you want to because released we're a lot stronger than they are selection hairs too hard yeah although we did make that mistake last time and suddenly like boom super army yes you're pissing off people why not fill armies like away yeah we should deal with one one thing at a time yeah starting wars on both fronts I've heard and either wins big or loses big and I think chances are it's gonna lose this big it's hot hang tight Oh some said we should check out what the pieces of eight armies are to get the sweet regiment of renowned dealers okay so yeah each one of these pirates that we beat up we if we win we get a special coin okay point unlocks a regiment of renown oh cool that's kind of fun oh okay so we have to either um hey what something Bad's gonna happen either the fleet gets bad slows down slow production and construction toy or settlements is bad I think the fleet suffers because we're not really yeah if we're not building anything like be empty there yeah oh [ __ ] rebellion imminent oh yes we did rate them for me to get some public order and then I guess we'll send the Garrison's up there yeah yeah that like buddy's like to turn some of your stuff good night you're off and weak man I don't know what I just totally forgot that we needed to actually get there the loyalty up sometimes it has know if I'm very corrupted like of course they're angry we need one they have an option [Music] SST to under school zero under school under schools they donated and they said alas scallywags our munches at us BAM one of us is scallywags the other ones wenches back see scallywag it's actually what you win and Ron Deb has deleted he said grant Admiral Tom and seaman third class fellow [ __ ] although I'm sure under through some technicality that's like one of the best things I can finally catch the stream man welcome welcome from the pod squad people that watch in the future or pastor yes because that's assuming that people watch it before the following out yeah maybe we're in the past satire my mind yeah it's confusing who knows what's going on just coming o all the Pirates are in an organ oh god if they were going to converge [ __ ] that would be really bad so what is actually in that person okay now it's a toss basket no dice we're about to rebel are they gonna get there in time to stop this horrendous rebellion they make it close the rebellion might happen though but if we stamp it soon yeah they should get there in time to stand pounding I'm so emboldened I'm gonna build a no I'm not I'm gonna save my money okay this big just be careful okay the fleet is ready captain should go get the star poon okay yeah these guys sure let's do it even Stephen burrows are these just beautiful flying women in their army all beautiful flying women you say the case there's a lot of a lot of spear boys yes on paper this all looks okay look like the whole body is still aren't fantastic our our guys yeah we might be a bit arty heavy yeah for our teas is a lot of our teas we got the crabs crabs crabs intercept Corsairs yes that's the dream bomb the coursers crabs intercept them that's the nice hell oh that's a perfect hill right okay gonna do some do note oh well Jimmy Jam a semi hundo holy [ __ ] the semi hundo it's very generous thank you very much he says hi Admiral been suspicious fishmonger Tom egg like that that's the fun that's a fun race you look like a suspicious fishmonger Wow look at that things make a cannon that is a big [ __ ] cannon her I don't want to be this guy oh no you go cousin I don't know me the somme be like underneath it when it gets 4/5 yeah they really want to be like these guys either those guys look there's a little crow's nest for it that's kind of fun and the guy in the Christmas can slumped over yeah you still see yeah he's up he's not working yet but when he does he'll be he'll be great I can eat like a bird patrol I guess yeah always women at bay nothing keeps women at bay like men with pole arms fall becomes the winner's choice and exactly mission continues to say in keeping with my Warhammer based questions is there a unit or character that is missing from Total War that you would like to see giant clown skeleton the gash Demond yeah and the guest feels like a already good what I love to see negation this is like a another campaign give him like rise in their Badlands and try to like take it over the world yeah there's just like so much he can do the gas he feels like he's like the the big sorta like Sauron esque bad guy because they did like you know the hordes of chaos kind of doing their ship but you could definitely do like a whole nother like either vortex style campaign based around the gash yeah who else would be good in this I want to see demons I really want to see chaos demons like liven up the zombies I don't really care for any of the demon characters though gotta say now they're all pretty boring it's just like I'm a guy is bad I'm off My gods like archetype there is you know yeah I like the corn characters just like I'd want to kill everything and those inch characters are sneaky yeah Spanish ones are sexy firing Wow my gosh stop shooting them they're [ __ ] dead Wow [ __ ] the [ __ ] bad that was pretty good it's the gunnery white next to it he's gonna have to top it up that thing's gonna run out of ammo real quick oh does not get any shots okay man gunnery white is he's pretty close and he can give his buff to it too when he gets everyone why haven't they already fled I literally would have just just got no I just like Bill the fifth [ __ ] out of the hill the hills so good for the guns I'm okay right now first hit was definitely the best one but to do this Laura the fluffy but donate the fluffy but top that hey Laura didn't get the job Oh search goes on here's to hope this won't be donated to the point old nickname nope take through proper my somebody always did me proud in where everyone died so here's to try again five the pie God look for the bloke death float for the birth yeah they've distracting are guys with skirmish mode yeah throw grenade please crackle forage into the middle of our unit is that yeah it's not worth the click man if it doesn't kill a single harpy like that's exactly it like I spent a point on that that's an XP that like caring about like how much stuff like you know takes to do micro yeah it's like a big consideration for you that's what I've seen here something is not worth my quick I'm not gonna spend a click on it and that was definitely not worth it o-tama deep Garda getting rinsed again look after them they were just man they're just like they were in the middle of the line and they fall elves yeah there is like okay but make it kind of is like going you know it's because they're always in the thick of it until probably the women are back treat the mean captain King Tom go back for more please it's gonna go like dink to the side are they confused in water how can you run top up the Queen Bess after wait yeah this is wise man of the mountain tanks $10 hey sup boys man of the mountain he says mr. Tom mr. Biden hey in the grim dark depths there is only bloke death did you know there is a dread fleet like game on statement it's called man oh yeah it's in your channel trailer tom is oh my god it is so you played loads of it right and this is a whole series on your channel I played I've recorded that man this was like AIT's like the first thing you recorded for your channel wasn't it there's one of them but yeah I never put it out why not was it [ __ ] it's a game [ __ ] or were you [ __ ] the game I mean though it's that but that what that's like it looked like two years ago I guess maybe and yeah I don't know I just didn't love it and when I was editing I was like yeah yeah let me I'm not like super into it see everyone everyone survived yeah that was that was really extremely amigo his devilish devera did he kill some people he's got a gun I was good at a little plug this yeah so he probably shot couple of birds and the crabs crabs they did Ruger is that cuz they're fast they chased down the fleeing guys I really they made me fighting Corsairs and calf so I think they're faster Lincoln says the cannon done good we've did better than the mortars surprisingly Queen Bess I was not like controlling the cannon or the mortars very much all friendly guys Becca Becca unleash their inner fury holy [ __ ] took them to town oh man he's got a million man you have a million kills sin that there was a lot of kills fantastic well I think it's much better than the other ones maybe they were the ones that didn't get distracted by the women there won't be like the center of the hill mmm because one group just was shooting a lot of people good job all around so that's it we've got the star poon Oh BAM that's like a quest quest to be here some money for that as well I'm thinking we get 7 grand I'll put it all into money-making stuff because I think we need that man so many pirates are pretty cool guys yeah oh the shark and the jellyfish look it's any fish stick they're very colorful oh yeah I guess don't be pirates can just like walk along the bottom of the ocean right why not you might need some weights flesh-like lint let's not though is it because like when someone dies they sink tonight I feel you only float they like get guests up yeah yeah yeah is there like a team see you in a boat he'll just have like long sort of like Forks and they're just like floating around and every now and again a zombie comes up and alone oh just like poking bauxite Gerald then blah blah blah blah they go down houses that that's the star food that's the stopping okay so this is the only thing that can kill the Great Sea beastie yeah but we have to sing this the three sea shanties right to make it appear is that to make it appear something like that stomach laughing required to achieve victory we did it okay right good BAM so are those guys boat deaths as well yeah that does everyone die though they seem to okay that's cool man those like pretty good like the cows trees weren't actually that bad pretty light was intact [ __ ] like our frontline like meaty Skelly boys they kind of do take a couple of they get wailed on pretty badly thank you everyone else because we've got led the olive she has like a replenish troops ability oh nice the heels on real quick BAM let the all of you what a pro I'm we're bound and then you guys keep running your you've got your orders I don't know so what can you spend that money on things that make money things that make money and then we need more troops yeah some ways 2450 has dynix been and they say actually I do know what to say this week my project for this term is using machine learning to classify Susy physics events from background and signal right so far my a AI is a bit dim very dim I didn't know position to take over the world it's just stupid oh poor AI Oh feel bad for it don't cuz soon soon it will come so you don't get you it'll classify you been and I watched am River which like CDP gray there's literally wrong dearly different letters and he did a thing about AI that was quite interesting about like YouTube BOTS oh yeah I think they saw though about how basically people don't make clever BOTS anymore people make BOTS that test that make their own BOTS yeah and they make thousands of parts give them a problem to solve and the ones that do it the best survive and all the others get deleted yeah like this insane like Darwinian night yeah like evolution thing yeah where they just like brute force bot production but like then you get the problems of sometimes you don't know like people don't understand how the BOTS work no they don't they just know that they do work but they could easily go horribly wrong because I don't really understand the theory of what the bots do it cuz you can get like evolutionary quirks hmm in these things I can't see the color yellow yeah but you don't know that until you assign it something else but like these things are so ingrained in certain like lineages of AI are we fighting this yeah we've been intercepted by gentlemen Jenkins we could probably like speed speed play this multi font and it looks looks like I've cut a bit like spooked by at Birth we can do it he's like a little [ __ ] 20 he's a badass buckle one drink I think it's Ami's like less scary than that darker when we just faced really I mean we're pretty depleted you'll have to keep the depth deep got back yeah ooh there's like a pit of doom in the middle aisle that'd be a soggy bottom I think like um like a swamp swamp yeah but it's right I'll guys like the swamp is it we're aquatic hope I guess there's don't know - we have to make them come to us through the swamp and then we shoot them in the swamp Oh giant super that's a big [ __ ] skeleton skull rocks island maybe King Kong lives here oh that makes sense and I [ __ ] love a good skull rock I know we've spoken about that a lot when we did plays previous small hammer games but skull rocks are really [ __ ] good good people you can live with the skull rock do you think maybe we should march forward and fight them in the in the swamp well I might send the Audis forwards but then the guns can shoot like over because there's it like the swamps in a bit of a pit oh yeah we can we can try that it's just a suggestion I'd remember to turn off skirmishing guard and stuff yeah yeah yeah I'm on it captain of the fleet you're in there so Dumbledore donates and says remember how car blood claw went from a fire wizard to a beastmen with such a short stint as a horrible glitch monster Oh My gods [ __ ] car bloody ball that was fun I liked when he was the glitz monster that was my first favor trying to wear a man costume that was very fun to slay oh my god it was like sort of just superglued like 50 spiders together pretended like part tried to pass as human he was out that guy was a [ __ ] mess he said could that have been the first documented footage of a human becoming a turn skin beastmen oh maybe oh my god Oh probably planning where you're firing can you manually fire it I don't know I'm not worrying about that I'll wait for a for an easier battle before we play around with that don't forget to buff the artillery with the begun agreement what is it top one this one he stood in the middle of them pillar de Grimm's asks if we use any mods we do we have a reduced particle effects mod so that leadership auras and spells don't like a little bit less goofy and we use a mod that means additional armies don't percentage increase your total upkeep yeah cuz one that's kind of dumb and also it means that we can get we can recruit Lords without full stacks without gimping ourselves yeah I think it's cool they'd have just a few more characters in the army which technically isn't super great but it's fun yeah that fun and I also have a quicker camera mod for the AI turns but doesn't really seem to make much difference wingman weak man said name the city wingman looks weak man's wigs we did thank you very much we're now looking looking for Rose Villa we haven't got great value from your donation there but very much appreciate it man very much I don't forget Luther's a coward at my meeting he's better at shooting than he is oh [ __ ] Mel a fry oh man these crappy lawns have had a [ __ ] horrible time of it I wonder if I accidentally [ __ ] camera oh you must have cannon them oh oh top the cannon up as well and yeah that stupid the powder monkey go in okay I think the kind of just landed because those two broke you guys get out of there I think we thought has to charge him nope do you mean cricket donate since there's a high pop deck swab a tall man to ride out more Ben hold no that's serious outranking right Red Admiral I'd be ready to plunder some booties and shiver some timbers yar sounds lovely you switched cannons so it didn't fire the first one oh wait were to finish before you can do the next one and mind red animal I hope that's a real title hope the head of the British Navy is its dread Admiral Jenkins Jenkins green X rogue donates three hundred which bits oh thank you of the Renaldo says top the Renaldo V Renaldo Manchester United someone the idea famous footballer no idea donates and says hey back again with some bloke death bloked lace boating going up for the king of space boats I have no plans to record any any more space boots and because we just we've got so much going on on the game stock channel at the moment there's no time to edit it super edit intensive ocean I don't know how do I do so I kind of feel bad just playing games and giving people more work to do I'm totally fine he said sadly a zombie surfing a cramp we can do you man look the good work yeah okay I think you've got this yeah it's just a matter of trying to not lose a unit at this point isn't it yeah there's a couple were kind of like depleted units but most of them are sort of sat a bit further back wait for the army to actually break there we go because almost all of their stuff is super mangled and but they were weren't going anywhere it's like holding on but boom [ __ ] got him you got him for that I'm out there mortis did work they didn't know oh yeah they're firing it like blobs box of zombies yeah holy [ __ ] man 44 kills from the new recruit geez that was right in there very good let olive cuz they just like went through a couple of units and then hit that arty and then two started hacking them up well Wow everyone's like pretty pretty good but from eyestone you send them and I kept in reserve Wow Becker is just the killer cannon here normally I only have that much luck with like cannons like I did never really tends to build great cannons or um dwarf cannons and they're doing the trick now mmm and obviously the suit behind screen best is a [ __ ] killer jeez this may have just tipped the balance that looks pretty good it's amazing I'm into that to make a gun there's our gaussians leading the way on the handgun off today million-man he was so good last time just 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[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Ben Tom we're back we are back it's time for us to do some wall war we finish off this gentleman Jenkins yeah let's just get him out of the water he's gonna bother a slate or anything yeah yeah I wanted to water resolve that but we're gonna lose some boys if I do that oh we did lose a boy was it oh no I clicked fast oh I don't know who it was oh I'm sorry no I'm a dumb-dumb whose life was killed bardic asst gambling in ghent ginger the poor soul who was not one of those oh that's the worst death of all the it was boat death and it wasn't even acknowledged boat death it was like off screen screen I don't remember resolved boat to check the odd can someone come someone check on the Vahdat and post it in chat kappa technologies maths so we need to get although all our guys in in game yeah oh we've got a little rebellion we have that be a nice little lamb who are they in hell Stein he's a necromancer who's like hey Luther's away my time to shine [Music] skeletons and bats by all this guys only suffering attrition no I guess it's not vampire yeah but at times for you my friend bad times right I need to get some more growth go in so that we can get more money houses because more money houses means more boys to a common Canadian has donated them and they say ready for duty ooh ready for duty a a loved the stream listen up boys Canadian eh yeah yeah he was definitely something to have heard heard that was the case and castles here browser donated a deci Hyundai bed and they say assistant intern poopdeck swabber Tom and Fleet Admiral God Emperor bed I'm ready to do some stabbing quick question what's the donation goal to have Terps pimp slept with the manual for the coffee machine Wow that might be a tip reference like dude no I'm not heard about that but I can I do it I guess thank you maybe well oddly Hughes everyone everyone hop for it I thought people [ __ ] loved the new coffee machine when Louis doesn't does he know he doesn't like coffee but does he doesn't like spending money doesn't open if you can watch you can get a cup of hot milk if you just want hot milk yes Chuck is for Ben you tell me this just after the break I seem do you new you're a monster Tom now I've gotta wait another hour and a half maybe he gets one swipe with the manual for every Humble Bundle jingle-jangle sold thousands I think you die or with the manual break first ball break first a manual or touch his face you decide you decide so I'm gonna get some more RAM deep demons okay we need we need like a lot of voice yeah but I can recruit one now oh crap guns no then then and then and then the crap bit of everything ahh spawn one is de native they do they see 20 bucks ah spawn put a boy and they say since the city still stands here's a bigger donation as promised lads ah PS symbols are benevolent overlords it's just recruiting some Dec droppers and guns the snipe just like what I'll they're so bad dude they're so [ __ ] bad although he does recognize that symbols is our Overlord I do I think I'm not a big fan of symbols I like him it's the screeching monkey tells what to do did you think all the stuff with the monkey was fun in them parts of the Caribbean no but I don't see one that's what he is he just runs around and like steal stuff off people and you're like oh [ __ ] well maybe I got to party boys to name oh nice okay we do have some bloke tethers up in here that specifically wanted it so twister tied you're in you're in on bloke death and I guess else wanted specifically bloke death oh here's grifoll grifoll grifoll you wanted to be bloat you're in okay here we go boom boom you get to fight the weird necromancer those skeletons always pause and bats bats without zombies are really good they're not terrible they don't even have guts they don't have guns man mold win he'll Stein it's kind of cool remember maximize the blow boys yeah well I don't think they can have many options on what we do against them I'm not gonna bother getting bloody probably get any bird Patrol sure yeah this feels like a pretty pretty easy deployment is this so bear mrs. Dragan Rago Knights army okay this black death was brought you by Draco Knight finest purveyor of grade you down that Hill is a little bit a little bit high to shoot but if we can get to there that'll be good and you guys run that way and you guys come this way and stinky boys more stinky boys and bloke death just go for it do you think the birds are gonna the bats are gonna trying to intercept float death I'd be surprised if they did but if they do probably would be kind of funny I've watched that bat get blown apart by a bloated corpse yeah yeah yeah that sounds really funny our upper forehead it just it's just been - that's getting up to you we might get really hyped for it I'll blow death would be a good a moat huh I don't know I'm so we could talk to Harry Harry I know you're watching I know it's after 6:00 you probably playing dota oh yeah he's definitely playing dota like the bats don't really know what to do right now they're like oh god they got guns and sticks here we go which one who says I want to try and get in in here are we late to that corner this tide come on twister tied you can do it you can do it one bloke death oh my god it looks so [ __ ] good oh the guns are firing the other blow - where did the other blow Joe go bats get him that's a hurt right do you have a drum Ted I overcharge it to get the studio's I'll decide about the other in a blue he won't reach I don't know what what happened I think the best of it you guys shoot there it's a bit messy but I think it's fine they see the increase in the hex that's why everything's fine at the moment but maybe oh yeah I hear such a ding all of those guys ok right by here as I see the baby really badly bored in a second yeah punch him through wow that necromancer is [ __ ] owning these boys wow they were someone's unit was on purpose yeah didn't even visit [ __ ] those guns are not having a good time of it either these let's just take out the necromancer why don't you focus him down because I was hoping they would do better but and I wanted to support units that were getting the crab crab men seem to be to be winning doing fine the game just harassed by birds at the moment am bird so trying to pick the little lake worms that live in their shells out not the worms that massive [ __ ] witness yeah I know does all flapping in unison as well okay right there getting here are you out they are this way oh yeah but my no guns feel like God my bad it's like a dude's backup okay we save those guns more or less man crab your mom not enjoying themselves in there it's back to actually kind of doing some work [ __ ] old are there the summons someone goes oh Union Ricky raised and the other signatories I don't have much money magic magic money although they're this skeleton Spearman I got confused because the exact same [ __ ] color almost worthless guy yeah oh that whole thing just closed oh we did it that's the thing about like vampire count armies isn't it they just kind of go like that and then they desk instantly suddenly disappeared Wow okay they both got a lot of [ __ ] kills Wow twisted tide obviously picked it but I would have liked to have seen those 75 kills you totally saved it was a fizzy as priests almost went down with the ship he saved him and uh oh man crabby Soros they did very good man weak man who sprinted across the entire pile just came in and just packed up skeletons Wow literally quick mend the wig man cometh she even mold wind did not too bad you're 41 kills over there the necromancer wow he was killing res Dom Beezus need Berk just the is let's go [ __ ] ham oh my god well well well done on the blokes at everybody result all round the rebellion has been crushed and we got forbidden bronze hand awaiting banner okay Park please poison here and we've got Cass money money in the bank everything's everything's gonna be okay I think um Drago night what we gonna do with you mmm should we try and get the years used to be good them was very good he could be like a smuggler a forger for raiding picture so doom fella says they need ten bucks been putting him on a crab traigo nitrides a crab why not why not that sounds great so the doom phallus 94 they've donated 10 bucks been and they say a high admiral been and captain's daughter tom i'd be logging to reach the afterlife and be met by me 2772 ghostly wenches man I can [ __ ] read real good Missy undead you know it [ __ ] with your numbers good read man I wish to give me life for the unholy quest give me blood death yard we will recruit next next battle will recruit a doom phallus doom [ __ ] oh my god it's gonna explode all over something and how long Gus says greetings god Admiral Ben and Dec mushroom Tom I hope your streams and would love to be a part of this [ __ ] fest Plus don't get can get me killed in the first five minutes so look definitely that's definitely not the best death not the not the one you want it is an honorable death it's better to death and Sabbath is Denis and says Tom born hello burn things please God will do it okay right what can we recruit can we just get like a I've got the money just get giganto horde of zombies the Lich bone pennant the quest for slang gold okay embed a vampire Fleet Admiral into his army we've already done that yeah that's weak man is strict strings and a whipper accomplished nice and now we have to search a ruined settlement for treasure it's always a bit of a bore lake yeah if there's another round you're like I have to go raise a place then search mmm annoying well it'll probably happen at some point yeah we have to decide who were gonna war with oh [ __ ] as Detective T Carroll has took out the city here okay let's talk what city sailor right there this thing let's just come a long way actually but cuz he starts down here checklist starts on this island over here yeah so he's like just slept through he's come a long way to get up here he might be like best best man EU is number seven [ __ ] probably 11 there [ __ ] really wanna face got 11 territories be problematic later who's little who can we be be tough there's the UM lizards to our like Southwest near you wanna fight man I don't know they're getting eaten up by the oh that maybe we should talk house all those dork elves so we're not our war with those lizards you know what would anyone apart from other pirates I think get us a wall get us some troops we've got off recruits ready and waiting we have okay and there's no recruiting being done well I've been trucking all our money into making more money to support more troops that's the problem let me see if we're is exacts shimmy-shimmy you nearly there oh it's very close much does he need he needs four thousand seven hundred bucks need to make sure we've got enough of that mixed herb okay is an automatic thing okay or is it like chomps I hope it's automatic I guess we'll find out and we'll go down see see what's happening when I recruit I am lured back here for recruitment next time dr. Ryan take and come back Oaks they didn't die properly no I had disbanded him from okay shortened I guess I want to save most of this money for next term and then then the mess recruit the recruitment drive what posters in every Harbor leuthar needs you exactly ma'am and preside yeah wait doesn't have an eye patch yay somehow he's doing but uh yeah you know have people signing up to be bees omble zombie pirates Oh bad personalities taken over oh that's the good one no no this is the one that does a slo-mo AoE oh but um it makes them more Meli yeah bit more manly fight lords let's go check that pirate Cove business okay looks like what's happening up here this is a real investment but the most expensive thing we've bought an established pirate Cove hundred percent okay five grand boom Cove established right what's that even deeper steamed let's make it even better at it okay else is cheaper in future yeah ten percent off now there's a skull right and oh if we have to wait another ten turns or it cost double double price okay don't know what it did is it in our book somewhere ah right look we've dip now we can build oh okay writings are pirates are 64 Mia turn our caves and hero capacity for Mongols that's kind of fun burthen we want money really infamy gained power we could seed it for pirate corruption that's interesting it's kind of fun if we wanted to like to take over a place later pre-pre corrupted or we can have 20 infamy for turn 50% of the supplements income in campaign local settlements income 50% while so that's like a thousand bucks a turn yeah and that's only gonna go up what's the other one and 200 bucks trade 2% research 2% yeah I think 50% like Walton as long as it stays big yeah it's only gonna get bigger I think isn't it Wow so what are the biggest ports in the UM Ross is big a guest Nagar off yeah um bringing like Emory ones or anything like down south oh [ __ ] is um just tech this do a lot of trade I guess cuz I like little little I think all the high offs dude only because they the diplomacy boys their diplomacy boys yeah maybe we could go up north we go get the ever Queen maybe there's one appears oh I don't know if any of these have ports actually I don't know we can find out there Ron's goods there are many goods on the entrance to the Dark Elf lands anyway Marion bugs not in it cuz we're only doing vortex campaign that's in the Empire should go see the dork elves yeah yeah yeah it's a sale affair because we've got ten turns anyway so why don't ya why not no point sounds pretty good I'm going to he was saying Skaven ports always make good money they have all the buildings the buff their income right they do yeah if the AI built the case so what you want to go down and fight the other lizards down there see if we can oh no we're gonna fight the UM dork elves cuz they're like currently gobbling lizards so I'm gonna have to fight them anyway so it's better to fight them now while they're fighting someone else then um okay so we'll get some recruitment on there I don't have to wait two minutes to fight the little piddle boys and all of our money on evil pirate ports but everything this is a good investment in like five terms or whatever that's the finished building five tears after that we make some masters declared war on us why is master declaring war though it's illegal [ __ ] Marathi to worry about it feels like he's getting [ __ ] currently yeah look he doesn't even finish take the North citizen taking out the Norse yet well you're going down Masto o most oh damn frog what a frog my god yeah he's getting getting pre-roasted over there Oh finished building already chat says mazo fears knows the great grand Pepe fears no zombie very well he doesn't need to fear us he's feel the North symbols is pleased one of the things he wanted the [ __ ] symbols and 4000 bucks turned it all on more money houses what cuz when you got money you should use it to get more money but we need we need to recruit just need one more turn of money money makin okay maybe I'll go here and do some raiding haven't done much rating nice that's um some cash money we should get billed this because we need this to win the game Dewey yeah you have to have like the level 5 poon launcher by the super poon I'd say worry about that later that's because if you've got more armies we can attack more places and then we get more land this is true it's a different kind of investment also we have to name some units I know well thinking on lands now mmm it always feels weird he'll freely people move in and out of oh that's yeah it's kind of weird you'd think the house would just execute any non elf if you on site ever saw like a a vampire walking around yeah I mean I guess a walk around at night and they probably don't talk to people it's probably really pretty quite sneaky when they want to be you'd hope you'd hope the vampire pirates pirates not renowned for their sort of like snickery I feel like he's drinking his way across across London just telling bawdy stories yeah exactly he's got like little like fake fake ear tips [Music] well isn't that humming guess we'll find out soon enough maybe we should take out the dread fleet steal their weird little whirlpool what they've got a whirlpool yeah that's where they live they live in the whirlpool okay oh yeah yeah that sounds cool I'm offer for like whirlpools maybe to pay look oh we gotta think she's pretty mature we can take some money or we can have replenishment so obviously we take the money yeah Cash Money cash money like your yeah look this is where the dread fleet lives in this sort of like you can't see it cuz we won explored it properly right it's like a shipwreck Cove okay well that's sort of fun they're getting kicked in by the house and we should just like turn up and just slap them look at this look my investment is coming in slowly but surely all these money houses have been building paying off Tom hooray okay so get some recruitment done now yeah yeah yeah duck around here would you want forget their recruitment cost reduction yeah sure if he's gonna recruit a load of stuff and recruited up deepguard probably sure yeah some deep guards they sound good yeah we want lots we want to take to t guard we'll take just the pole pull boys that right I think if we're gonna do global we should recruit the cheap things on Global okay yeah yeah yeah Janos and some polos yes Oh shun crafty crabs crabs perfect okay that looks pretty good yeah I run the guy this is like the second wave it'll come down and smash the Dark Elves right okay that sounds pretty good okay it's happening [ __ ] shoot cribs am i right that's that sounds great now can we actually get rid of any of these guys we have to leave one of them here I'm gonna the user this thing can you recruit some just like basic charge with them well bring Dragonite down yeah we'll leave with man here but he can recruit some more boys and their carcasses know there's name for criminals here oh [ __ ] okay wait to the global level things turn is it like man a rattle through a few turns now you know I'm surprised the cloth and still hasn't United the world well they have an extra problem because the dreadfully are like a new faction that appear on their happy sure ghosts want non-aggression their enemies with everyone so themself slows you need one territory don't care about you yeah they seem like more trouble than they're worth so is their starting place up in the north anything goes yeah yeah well I think that is their starting place okay right sandwiched in between Marathi and Mazda and but like isn't Treach right there as well he's okay oh the giant worm has attacked its swap town gray graceful blue one day that's gonna house yeah but we celebrate you know well things are goods well the goings good we we can make fun of everyone else that gets swamped deal of she can have crabs right we got some boys - no I got some deepguard okay what are they called ma'am right can get some name so Sachi the red you're in returned another D card it's modern Kenan Wow you're in deep guard here oh well that's anways 2450 you're in BAM you made it okay boys slowly we're slowly doing nervous doing the doing the things oh they've moved their army away yes because they're probably worried so I say just war move in wait which is there the capital of the region we'll wait we'll wait until there's it oxygen itself actually like not falling yet but of the Dark Elf region oh it's all the way down here really that one it's Jupiter Chipotle Chipotle okay well I kind of think warring these guys seems like a good idea okay well they're dark up so they get blowed fdz yeah and look they're fighting the caverns let's just [ __ ] get in there that's getting a piece of some [ __ ] ellipsis kill the squid faces man and everything they stand for the new make a wish meanwhile I'm gonna build some more money houses this mad mad dash so smooth love and they say hey Tom Ben maybe the Jingle Jam coming up do you know which day both card is in the bundle kappa my north guard no idea it's a mean oh is that a mean is it not I've got but maybe keep asking maybe one day it will be that I get it it's because um we we were playing all the games in the bundle last year with Louis so after time instead of playing the bundle games he played north guard oh because you're really hot for it for a while yeah and so everyone just kept asking like when is Northcott garden but no that's not even out of early access yeah nothing they're gonna give it away for free early access I've never played it apparently a lot of people say that I'd like it it's pretty financially I like it it's like an art yes but way slower paced yeah like mauve I like building right big ball Bradley's here hey Bradley he's dead he's 10 bucks he says well lads loyal I just talked a big game about rebelling hi you're all mouth you just wanted to pay raised I stayed loyal till the time ran out there till the time I once ran away I say a dragon losing the campaign had no idea what that means I stayed loyal till the time I ran away once I say saw a drag ah it's a typo losing the campaign he did run away from a dragon once yeah that did happen dragons are scary though spooky I don't want to I can do a queen it if there's one please will there be jingle jamwal cameras probably hopefully and then I'm not sure if the things being finalized yet maybe you'll see if you if you make a Christmas wish it might turn up but I'm not sure if we can you try if you believe with all your might then maybe so what are these guys doing they're gonna come down here and then get another recruit Eamon oh yeah that's cool over to the mouth what do they want they want one more gun one more stick and then everything we try some bomb bomb boys try some bomb boys boys one Enid DAGs she's all follow just go wild the classic one of everything already yes like a white dwarf army man I like it this guy's gonna recruit and it's more of these guys just keep the peace yeah just some some child stolen actually take take the trip to Funkytown yes what tech mistakes it yeah that's probably goods war were declared a low-cost sweet face a balance of power it's pretty far unless a stricter gate a with three nails economic boost you done good all the crabs do really well enough to resolve wow I meant the best it [ __ ] terribly yeah got the bloodied banner of Slayers bonus versus large who do we want to give that oh don't you have halberds uh I don't have have a deep guard yet where isn't trap Oh for halvard ones oh yes you're right trap oh you get a magic ante large banner does them we just super super anti lots with them nice work okay that's pretty good we've done no seeding of corruption so we'll need the note don't be sad about the complete lack of corruption house a tree a noose yeah reduces public order penalty finish how much is that how much did that cost to set up 850 that's an expensive [ __ ] piece of right I think it's just endless rows of them across town like every street corner has one it's not trees and uses just one big tree in the middle of town and one noose you don't know that that broke tomatoes Oh all those they're like a health and safety although that's the wrong kind of tree you know and then you need the special rope you can't have it snapping so they won't die you know it needs to be the correct kind of humane yeah VAM pain though though absolutely the most inhumane possible oh this rope it's got a bit of give to it yeah it doesn't doesn't hurt the neck as much you'd last couple of hours longer with that yeah yeah shorter ah yeah I'm gonna name that new territory we've got a few places this place names naming okay temple of who I'm just gonna find someone who is not said something specifically bloke defi I think Drizzy air you're in they said avoid bloke death and the way to avoid bloke death is be a BS one of our territories you're in who else this one Tech it's got um special herbs special her this smell herb who like who wants a bit of medicinal herbs who has the I think Dumbledore Dumbledore he like relief to me and and this one clacks got a little fort here we don't need that no do that for I'm gonna call this that's Ron Deb you're into you in and this new place the new place that's some funny people that specifically don't mention anything about units they thank me quasi is it's close enough huh yeah quasi that could be a lizard man place yeah yeah perfect boom quasi Kurian you know checklist checklist be gentle what is he up to reckless you coming he's dead Larry [ __ ] close he's not touching touching touching like [ __ ] he take this oh man yeah although I'd always rather fight against Tecla Stan Tyrion yeah cuz at least checklist you can stab him personally yeah he won't like solo several units whereas Tyrion who he is because what rank even his Texas alone it's always feels like Tyrion is like you've actually 20 immediately yeah like ranked 11 Texas like [ __ ] he's got like one good spell and he's got both his purples already yeah the AI get some very febrile on those missions yeah we know we're near us yeah right this guy we've got more units to named Tom hooray you've got some pole arms BAM you know who those are hey that's Dave Lister you're in who else we got s skagle er you're in boom us that's Patricius 808 you're in you made it boom your opponent we got gunmen so that's Benedict's venison because fitzy they asked for craps perfectly shot although Bendix venison wanted bloat death he go it's dahlkvist your government you made it more guns it's SST on school to on school zero or always dude there he is okay that's Lara the fluffy but the war of the fluffy bill no not at all you made it boom right we got bomb bomb Dom's that's wise man of the mountain here in and they've got dog eyes that could be Sam ways 2450 gun crabs a case of gun crabs that let's fitzy crab unit if available you got cramps one scraps I can give BAM here we go the Reynaldo they'd love to be a zombie surfing a crab which is literally what you do what it is my god we actually gave someone something they asked for at the end of a stream and we can't always like guarantee that you'll get what you request dr. Ryan T we just gave you [ __ ] crabs what do you want to do your loyalty gain from raiding and sacking okay let's get me across the border and get his raid on oh yeah yeah they're preyed on oh man like the Bucks is not [ __ ] terribly happy for raiding I'll give you some bloato's in there because if he gets a bloato's that he plays okay benedict Svendsen you're in the next one is gonna be Jiminy Cricket getting bloated wait could we get three if you really want another one because I feel like if we get a third one then we can have I feel like we owe Dragonite one shows they did by the monopoly or Drago tax the Drago tax there needs to be at least one Drago bloat going on any time we'll wait for reinforcements probably verify that no I hold return as low small donations to get through do you have more people people named or to name did we get some boys up in the north yeah they detect u-turns they're slow people okay well I love case Limington they say even in cabin boys hat in the same rank now Ben oh no I don't like being fair in equal I'm not sure if you'll have seen it by now but I dug out the link from fossils to marinus cowgirl versus Abaddon so you found it oh my god can i you're a hero there that's it ah he's not like double decides but he's pretty [ __ ] big and it's the exact same pose I don't know maybe Steve can throw that up on screen I believe in Steve if you believe I believe for Steve if Steve's iam there I don't know if he's even there they've got a [ __ ] no welching at you know boys he's not welshing at us that's how you can tell the he isn't there Jim Jam has donated 10 bucks I say Admiral Tom and conscript been haha [ __ ] although shouldnít be press gangs been for a navel navel right just saying can i condemn a poor soul random member of chat to bloat death sometimes dead is better okay well when we get into when we get our next bloke boy we'll get right out chat let's remember that them and Sabbath Steph has donated they've donated 31 88 which is a very specific number yes not like 25 pounds or something it's very kind thank you and they say Tom bad first time watching live and I thought I'd give you some doubloons for the pirate Lords I keep all the great content boyos and all the best from Sabbath dev the salty Somerset sailor oh my god so thank you thank you very much what a boy I got some more voice to name holy [ __ ] okay that guy just a zombie cutlass man okay oh [ __ ] can we recruit like Irv can you raise their detector offer because that's one donated quality generous donation and they were all about deck droppers not here I can't you can save maybe I can do it somewhere else can they get a deck troffer we need do we have to have a building we need a building we need the birdhouse which I have not built yeah because zoo story Osborn but maybe maybe after a big battle with Dark Elves because you need a high casualty battle to do big raising okay right you took a lot of birds I was a doom felis they wanted a thing so common Canadian they're the person to name next name the boys [Music] and another guy uh you've got Sabbath another guy with pistols uh it's gonna be big ball Bradley you're in the list let's live live live live perfect you're in Brad you uh how do you think about this is a risky maneuver Tommy you've got to fight this battle so tell me look he's got less loyal after raiding it a whole Turner rating I'm always think they're like we might need to might need to get him killed charge him in we could do this the curse of eternal servitude right 50% chance to gain loyalty every turn and lose loyalty oh we might have to it's either that all just camicazi into that flakes even if he loses he'll kill some stuff well what we can do is actually Luther could March to just outside the town oh really and he could initiate the fight yeah we could do that it would mean Luther's army comes in as reinforcements Luther's army which is quite cannon based and there's quite a large garrison there what is the actual force what a crosshairs oh and two of these new things sister your choice don't forget name what do you think a crazy charge or a little play it safe because we could back off with the raid people are saying do it man charge do it fuscus works it's safe some people saying say I'm worried about they saw me off the people saying safe they saw me coming in as reinforcements feels bad yeah that's not a good good way to be you needs to sit back on and shoot welcome it well can it just slope the territory below yeah its capital oh [ __ ] yeah man just do that probably just storm it actually we don't think so yet let me see if I can get em Drake an item there I can nice yeah get down there lag so it's quite so like a completely separate yeah we have to take that on there is no taxi Jesus we're gonna lose classroom pretty quick that's okay because we can like nip back in there I thought these were like the same territory but they're totally not its but that that place okay face the boys on a lutheran and Ray Knight I think just altar boys American brisket smattering Dragonite did good good choppin really good and really hey hi does not understand it does not know how to his fire [ __ ] super Heinz he says some ways to go bit of a mauling but survived who for done good noise devour somehow got a lot of kills back and once again the million-man muskets pow really there's a minute outranking Bama no one dies obese it died great success okay so we can like replenish a little bit oh we've got a happy house here do you need to undo the right with your boy as well yes you're mine forever do not leave me dark around here it'll punish you Vickie right we've got some more donors we need to be reading so samuel l.jackson the actual Samuel Jackson they said I've stupid myself to a lobster to be treated this way by Jeff Ahmad BAM Thank You Samuel Jackson and Clovis ever stoners donated and they say Admiral of the fleet Ben ratings Tom oh my god tis I Clovis ever stowed of Britannia I remember I wish to aid you on your noble quest to vanquish the local peasantry evils of the world hero oh lord if possible we'll see see what we can do how much money have you got can we just recruit like 50 Lords and send a horde of Lords in the Lord horde the Lords have a no man Oh mate what hang on there's a tech I could research um Lord of recruitment cost minus 75 oh my [Music] they come in higher ranked Lord rank plus five I think get the - enter get a regime as if they're what 2,000 bucks at the moment or something thousand so for the if they're costing like 250 to recruit that'd be amazing cuz then yeah I say we just make the Lord ball every now and again he sent them in just whoever lives they get to be a real law they get to be the real Lord okay run the gambit like a thing so it sounds like a ridiculous a ridiculous thing Sondra Britain's diligently say hi Admiral Ben and Commodore Tom I hope you're well I've repeatedly I've been repeatedly [ __ ] by my company Oh 48 hours [ __ ] and I currently applying for another compass at your job to get the hell out of this ship even bloke death would be preferable to this sorry sorry man that sucks the vault oh this random dark elf declared war on us is because we're warring existing dark old know they've dead literally be able start on the planet and they don't know anything one that we know seventeen-b sure [ __ ] you to volley shlush wolf was donated and he said Tom been well off always looking forward to the street killing us fish place named after me Troy he together we've got like a big big wall just for group [ __ ] loads of more people and can you just get like a lord and just queue up a mega horde of zombies to see people first we're gonna fight all the boys in here okay here's the plan right get all three stacks in do the mega the mega siege okay then after the Magus each one of the Lord goes home and the new seven turns the Lord horde begins Walt Walt begins the Lord horde commonly got like twenty minutes coming in through seven turns in 20 minutes who knows you decide what money houses for the money guard arrest cabal boy stur has donated 25 bucks back and they say Ben Tom hey I've been wishing to send some zombo's to their inevitable boat or bloke death please also if you have been actually want an empire war wagon complete with this wacky crew I've got an uncertain unpainted kit that you're welcome to have man I don't know how much those are actually worth these there is probably worth a fair bet you haven't made them for a very long time how much like have a look on either [Music] because if that is like wow it's like a complete one for like 70 pounds although we need to sort by complete yeah with things that have actually sold oh my god well that one inbox all for a hundred pounds wow man hundred seventy-five for the next one yeah they're all going for over 100 quid like that one out of the box was 75 and I don't know if I would love it although in turn I don't know if I built it yeah I've got so many projects on the go I feel I look at it and just feel guilty that I hadn't done it yet but holy [ __ ] man can we get the Lord horde into a into a war wagon it would just be like toddy and Crowell the Brothers doom born all together squashed in and forced to fight together in the that would be that would be fantastic I'd love that so what actually is in the army I thought this had walls yeah I thought this was like a proper siege cuz it had had the walls up great but I guess it only got to flight level two instead of level three yeah so this is we should have two reinforcements armies coming in here so it's a massive army of Dark Elves so it's like one of the back it's nearly two stacks nearly two stacks [ __ ] [Music] well should be okay we've got like a little artillery train we've got the super anti megabats squad anti bird squad move for your stay on the front line cuz you're currently combat mode here we go who's this lad olive he's been consistently good so far very impressed by that performance they are also on the front line you guys hang out over here I feel like this is probably fine although this [ __ ] it we'll see what happens for the lens there's two units neck inside each other here like that looks like a queen best shot is the Queen Bess and you guys just kind of dink whatever you can there's a lot of [ __ ] Queen Bess come on Queen Bess do it I'll buff it have a buff - yet oh they're fleeing what's that fire that's probably that wizard and they super [ __ ] like dodge how they did that's not [ __ ] cool okay right you [Music] pal there we go back here at the moment just run run in this direction and you'll be fine okay where are you shooting oh I was gonna land soon okay that's fine I think it's not the wheelies I think it's just the range it's like the distance Texas donates $50 50 bucks Hyundai he says yo oh what's a pirate's favorite letter ah it'd be the sea of sick you're right but also good good answer [ __ ] I thought I was in there but really they love the stream and all the 100% accurate Warhammer war looking forward to the jugglers sake over it is one thank you all these guys are all coming on the liquor bridge thanks oh no they're not no they're coming out of the sea these guys are coming out of the river because they've their water Pirates of water pirates holy [ __ ] but thank you Thank You Frankie man the horses behind normally Norma's it says first I'm not catching life has to donate to celebrate oh cracks man thanks comment thank you very much I back to your manifesto Jenny's ten dollars have said more pie means more warhammer straight man it's pie decides all hi the pie is the god I is in charge and yep don't worry okay I'm on it there's a lot there's a lot going on isn't there so I'm just gonna pause and look at that front rank got [ __ ] annihilated over here crabs holding up she's this is hard battle to follow there's a lot of a lot of things happening sake the bread you guys need to be heading into the actual fight [ __ ] bleak sorts man what a joke yeah busy as priests donate $10 and city yes yes pirate Lords gaining in lizard land yes yes can find water stone for the pure weapon kill her not yes must find Chuck your pop kill the shark she's come and I think I do feel uncomfortable mooning a shark in this game really goes against everything I believe in lamo crapola whoosh but Fred Krabs give him but Kratz give me but crap or give me death man oh [ __ ] man like some of all like squishy he's are gonna yeah all the polearm zombies it's getting Muller they're gonna have a bad time of it get through all of our game couple units of deep guard that aren't um I think they've they knew oh they they were fighting something it's that problem of when you fight stuff in the woods and it goes out of brain just stop walking right you need to be shooting it feels like it's going pretty well though I'm not gonna lie yeah we're losing the front line a bit but other than that that's okay as long as can we get like a mass heal these boys because it's like you know if you've gotta lose yeah so garbage speaking shot well [Applause] man that front like super collapse with the new boys getting in there you guys getting gobbled he's in the back yeah the our halberds had to go off and actually fight some other horses right because they had he left the cannons undefended well there were horses but there were too many horses means stir the blank wolf donates he says job but hey I did instead the blind in my recent pain Erica campaign got ambushed by car friends what all my men during the fight with someone below health growl remaining versus four units of Hank owners and outriders as Jesus with every charge he broke each unit winning the fight from him holy [ __ ] go growl fro what a boy oh man you're looking better than having Crowley in your army it's been printed correctly does something and would see the day yeah it's a fun a lot of the time kind of underwhelming crow yeah little turns up kills a bit of stuff gets bogged down in combat that disappears pretty much just like yeah it just kind of disintegrates into nothing very quickly yeah everybody here was it yeah he'll was a very nice that one from e-field got the of a rage buff Tim himself donated to me so usually a member of the mod squad working from home today so I get to watch live nice wanted to show some support for my favorite goblets just lets me the ultimate that's low dose finally arrives yeah the way too late I don't think they're gonna do that well oh well that's that [ __ ] death hag what the [ __ ] is she up to we'll turn and shoot don't run just everyone fire won't blow death don't look behind us oh bloody from I guess that's doin if I was a zombie and a death had charged Mike units and he dropping the bomb at my feet with probably years probably more effective than most other other plans okay right you are going [ __ ] apeshit over you crazy bastard who is that dr. Ryan tier Oh top up the Queen Bess with the adamantly out most of the Army's broken like I'm happy to drop their crabs they'll probably take it so these sisters of slaughter don't really know what they did he turned to before some crabs and they lost I guess they're not horribly I said they were defenders oh okay well they died they died pretty good good job man oh [ __ ] we did lose some boys say oh you got the captain killed again how does get murdered and Luther takes no damage at all I think it's just like the captain's like near the front line they break through the front troops oh man that was doing so well I was even complimenting them on how [ __ ] good a job they were doing oh [ __ ] I think it's just like they joined some a tanky unit to help defend the unit brakes they run into the middle of the enemy army yeah they chase them down that's the problem and they get maybe we should put them on guard I had I had like a lot of I had a lot of things to do it was a busy battle oh good I mean these these Howard's have done great for zombie howl but I thought they were all gonna die till their course is to be honest like barkas gambling gin ginger you're done good once again million-man showing the other kind go super super do in the shoots press f4 dick seein chopping up and height stone three brave crap boys make their grave today look like the Queen Bess with 422 carats man that thing is pretty goods companies like blue toes turned up like and I know right got themselves ready but yeah as that blow themselves up strap is the [ __ ] death hag but man we have [ __ ] this army well yet we've conquered it I think this must must be taking squid face out of the fight I hope so that we just can barrel through now when our captains are not faring well as recruit another one will have a good like a name for this El Capitan El Capitan okay I'm just gonna go for like some big BAM ear askable oyster you're in how much money if we got how many bullets can we recruit well wait for the tech I'm just like well some some people are here so we still got a few more people doing scary there is Hank you've gone the blacks donated oh yeah they said you bastards Tom you're the one I trusted now I can't trust either of you dick better bring me back as a mega boat Walker boil some [ __ ] anchor : so sorry makes you feel any better he did exactly the same to you replace the same things someone else you know you guys need to learn to flee from a fight losing that's that's my defense a suspicious that cater makes it he said game night update from last week we played risk spades and dominoes sorry no magic man that's like the one that we need we bet for well we told him to pay it you know what it wasn't report back week man has thin east again is between still alive yeah he's am holding the north a nice BAM they did a fifty bucks been and he said don't get me killed I'll sell my undead wigs to take over the world no elf will stop me now wick meant don't worry you're coming back well not coming back you want even dead yeah it's the reverse of coming back and he's actually in the town of his name I think as well oh [ __ ] wig man in Whitman's house yeah it's pretty good huh Skelly Tom's has doing it and they say hey guys I love watching a war I'm a stream especially now when I'm on my laptop can I be death card when you next get one personally I don't know if we have any units the name right now I'm so sorry laughter way and uncle Bulgaria has Denise as well and they say bomb 10 a veteran botsko here now that you have a level 3 monster house you should recruit a new Mongol hero please put my name on it and put him in the front line kick back and watch some straight infantry man I really do want a Mongol hero I really like the Mongols right now right now yes hope you sit and read the stache' a few choices sure how uncle Bulgaria wow I didn't even realize we could recruit one urine you made it exfoliant the sprinkler said our decks were been and cabin wench tub I had to today again after you mentioned how to read names any more news on the Jingle Jam torn been warhammer stream we don't know yet but it's a schedule going out for the first week pretty soon soon leave TM unable to find our place in has donated they say Tom Ben you have any recommendations for me what to visit as I'm in Bristol from the 31st December to the 6th of January I never been to Bristol or even England before we were literally having conversation artists the other day yeah we got us a lot and because I was talking about I wanted to go and do some things in Bristol and we can even think of fun stuff for us to do and so I guessed see the bridge Brinson bridge yes go to a pub a pub if you've never been to England before go to a pub give several pubs and like BAM that's basically nice incentive to pick your best pub and then go back to that one recommend Mara morels history they say Ben Tom hey I'd like to raise from the sea where I belong to join your crew I hope that you hear you read my message before I need to get my laundry at quarter to seven oh my god you're so [ __ ] far behind while we are really behind oh these are from 6 o'clock I'll just read donations and the snark is boom after the snarky artillery crew abandoned their mortars the first from the first great ramp of vampire wipe the you should be returned to be given swords and told you protect gates cave them from which they ran away we return please do personal frontline Prats they said hi Mott and Neb have you heard about a board game called saboteur I think it's right up your alley it's about deceiving lying and backstabbing skya says vlog squad but you're both great percent then that one Norwegian guy we had like the classic Canadian now that noise in he says pirate voice I can't read that quickly in pirate voice cheers me laddies swap the poop deck and shag me up the ass with its sausage fingers oh my unfortunately we Norwegian named Sven if it's too long will there be any 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Length: 173min 50sec (10430 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 29 2018