Epic Man | Anwar Jibawi

Why would you do this to me? What did i do to you? Eight years. I gave you eight years of loyalty And this is what you do to me *Sobs* *crying* Baby All I did was unplug your phone from the charger He thinks he's in a movie Like 24 hours a day all the time Don't call me, don't text me, I don't wanna ever see your face again goodbye Any last words? You were at 97% Our love is at 1% And I've tried to get him help but I've just had to adjust to it Micheal, yeah...hi *Phone vibrates* *Phone continues vibrating* *In deep voice* Hello Hey buddy what's going on? Let's cut to the chase Yeah I left my sweater at your place the, uh, the other day, can I come by and pick it up? What do you take me for, huh Do you know who this is? My best friend Anyways can I just come by and pick it up? Meet me at the ridge Where the pigs don't fly Come alone You have reached a number that has been- Oh my god here we go again Hello? Hey I mean really? I just want my sweater back How ya been man, ya doin ok? It's all there 100% cotton This isn't even my sweater You will take what I give to you! I'm in charge! Really, the lazer thing again? Hold your fire boys You know what keep the sweater Something has got to shift in this relationship and...I think it's on me *tv plays in background* Did you leave the toilet seat up? You're being a little bit dramatic okay Did you leave... the toilet seat... up! I love you I love you too I couldn't help it, it's funner this way *doorbell*

Channel: Anwar Jibawi

Views: 15,222,236

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Id: OOR2BqeHL1U

Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Wed May 03 2017