Epic Fail: Hammond can't handle Burmese horsepower! | Top Gear | Series 21 | BBC

when the town behind us progress was good and then it wasn't my fuel gauge is just on the top of the red I don't have one what I do have is the same engine as you but a much heavier truck so I must have used more and out here on my shortcut there were no filling stations at all the needle is now nearly all in the red in the next village James and I decided to pull over and dip our tanks I've got no fuel numb but it does smear on the end of the stick nun humming drier than a what ammonia yeah actually run a diesel out you got to bleed the system huh yeah and that's certainly ours well look what are you just going to stand surround the village to see if you can find some why me cuz you're the youngest it's your fault we're in this situation Oh than hope it's your short car seriously go it's you mate bollocks right I'll go fuel and the diesels much yes diesel what is Burmese for diesel I do mind I'm sorry my milori yeah right so I'm I'm a butler with Parkinson's and I've got a gun Jeremy headed off and was gone for quite some time mr. quite author done the oil have you are you reading Bridge on the River Kwai yeah he's just gone into the house but they what bad news what I haven't been able to get any diesel however I had come up with a clever alternative no you half-wit there's no diesel in this village but there is diesel in the next village so we use the horses to ride to the next village get the diesel bring it back to the trucks I can't ride a horse who's boss well I might be Pony tracking when I was a Teta but you know well I wouldn't use that one there and if he's been riding holy moley why do the five legs in Burma maybe it so he can milk it so she was backing him she spent all day looking at a horse's window sitting here being the most experienced Horseman I took the frisky five-legged stallion hello horse I shall call you Tesco Ready Steady Go well I brought a stalled horse it's going backwards I've bought a reversing horse I think if we get moving yours might follow more read it on there James can you turn right and go up there come on turn around how do you make a turn restart and comb his hair don't follow your mate yes very good the control I'm off oh yeah yeah soon James was getting a taste of what the ride was like in my sports lorry my Nazis are getting a pummeling ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow a lightweight you go ahead my nads are killing me walk on I'll stop calling you Tesco if you promise not to fight go look there you go not much further now James Jesus I mean Buddha a few hundred yards further on Richard's stallion decided to get amorous with James's man what happened it reared and mounted that don't get kicked things quickly went to pot this is the doctor came to attend to Richard but the van is stuck I've just dismounted my reversing horse and actually genuinely have hurt my testes oh I can see why they should be glue these things Richard was diagnosed with a suspected broken wrist and went on a four-hour journey to the nearest hospital so I walked my horse to the next village to get fuel and then we found a spot to camp for the night [Music] here while I enjoyed the view James unveiled his sleeping accommodation a mountaineering tent he could suspend from his crane so I'm gonna rest it against the front of the cab there's all these bitey hands they don't get in your tent and eat you it may have been insect roof but soundproof no the next morning I discovered that Hammond was back so that's just a sprain yeah not bust nothing exciting yeah if I was steering yeah yeah still do that right well how was sleeping in your lorry um not bad what about yours mine where did James sleep in the end we'll see though oh he's got some stupid high-tech mountaineering turns he's home from his grave why is it up there well either he's snoring yeah Jesus

Channel: Top Gear

Views: 7,411,419

Rating: 4.9128094 out of 5

Keywords: BBC, BBC Worldwide, Top Gear, Top, Gear, Topgear, Cars, Car, Autos, Auto, Motoring, Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy, Clarkson, Richard Hammond, Richard, Hammond, James May, James, May, The Stig, Top Gear (TV Program), Series 21, British Broadcasting Corporation (Production Company), Top Gear - Season 21 (TV Season), Burma, Burma Special, horses, fuel, petrol, tent, sleeping, injury, Horse (Domesticated Animal), horsepower, Epic Fail (TV Episode)

Id: nnEWef9rqSU

Length: 7min 28sec (448 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 22 2014

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So much talk about testicles. I understand, but that's just nuts.

[u/SlinkyAstronaught]

"Maybe it's so it can milk itself." When I heard that the first time I cracked up so much and I still do.

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"Jesus! I mean, Buddha"