Ep#7: Dachshund Mischief on the Night Before Christmas

all right oakley when we hear santa coming down the hall hold the rope tight with me so he trips then daphne you whack him with the frying pan once he's out cold we raid his sack and then bug out he'll wake a little later and probably won't even realize what happened yeah got it wait let me just channel my inner carol baskin okay ready to whacker when does oakley get here he should be here within the next few hours huh well let's play a bit before he gets here yeah sure dad can you guys put on some christmas music sure [Music] louder now come play with us oh boy christmas at crusoe can't wait shoot i can't seem to reach the doorbell [Music] hello guys i'm outside it's pretty cold out here all right guys i think we should take a break for a little bit you guys got to save some energy for oakley too all right where is that guy why don't you call us him oops never ever mind just remember he doesn't have a cellar phone why don't you guys go outside for a bathroom break before oakley gets here come on is that oakley oh no poor guy's frozen solid hold on is it still there uh yep you're good oak oh thank dog uh oakley i don't know how to tell you this but i think you've lost your marbles oh no i lost those as a puppy i don't remember any of it but my mom told me it was a bicycle accident oh why don't you come inside and sit by the fire come on guys thanks guys this is much better oakley what happened well i couldn't reach this stupid doorbell why didn't you just knock oh shoot totally forgot about knocking well anyway glad you're here now me too enjoy your hot cocoa oakley then why don't you guys relax while we make dinner then it's early bedtime cause you guys gotta rest up for the big morning yes santa claus is coming we have to leave him some of the cookies i made bedtime guys [Music] hey who ate all the christmas cookies for santa what don't look at me [Music] okay it was me jeez you can add some more i made [Music] let's lots good night guys good night good night wait chryso how does santi carry all those presents down the chimney um well he has a sack he carries them in it must be heavy and big i can barely get a grocery bag through the door well it's quite a phenomenon actually it's as if there's nothing in it but he can pull endless gifts out of it wow wow science is truly amazing are you guys thinking what are you thinking i hope it's not what i think it is we should attend next year's science fair no we should do a stealth hmm i don't know daphne there's only one naughty list i want to be on and it's paisley's we won't steal all the presents just a few extras there will still be plenty hacks left for everyone else hmm interesting proposition i'm sure santi will forgive her us true these puppy eyes get me out of all sorts of trouble like what well for one tax fraud supposedly they don't let you pay taxes with buttons i guess it's somewhat reasonably expected for dachshunds to be a little naughty but maybe there's a way he doesn't even have to know it was us all right oakley when we hear santa coming down the hall pull the rope tight with me so he trips then daphne you whack him with the frying pan once he's out cold we raid his sack and then bug out he'll wake a little later and probably won't even realize what happened yeah got it wait let me just channel my inner carol baskin okay ready to whack her [Music] guys he's coming positions wait for my mark now [Music] did you see that i whackered him real good wait a minute that's dad what's he doing here oh geez he ruined the plan guys i has not a good feels yeah you're right i don't think we should do this to santa it doesn't feel right come on let's go back to bed [Music] [Music] it's christmas come on oh boy what happened you got up to get a glass of water and never came back i hope santa came he sure did oh he must have come early dang we must have just missed him and got dad instead what was that daphne nothing all right guys are you ready to open your presents yes okay guys let's open the gifts from each other and since daphne is the youngest she gets to start good okay daphne this one's from oakley please be justin bieber please be justin bieber yes toilet paper rollers just what i wanted thank you oakley you are very welcome daphne all right oakley your turn why don't you open daphne's gifts [Applause] sure [Applause] oh my how lovely i love it um but what is it it's fart filtering underwears [Music] oh how clever this is perfect now i won't be shy anymore to let him rip while i'm riding the bus well oakley it was kind of a joker on that one kinda i got you this card too oh well i was quite content with the undies but okay [Music] oh my look at all these buttons this is the greatest gift ever thanks daphne you're welcome stephanie where'd you get all those buttons um uh christo your turn okay let's see oh wow it's a pack of bus tickets yeah so you can come visit me anytime that's real thoughtful normally i fly first class but i take the bus anytime to come see my bro okay this one is from your brother just what i wanted thank you all right oakley this one's from chrisa back up wait [Music] dude oh my it's an iphone the iphone no actually it's my phone crusoe you gifted it to me no that's what it's called an iphone stupendous my first ever wireless telephone how fancy thanks crusoe it's more than that it's a smartphone whoa so we can do math and stuff yep oh that's a pretty nice gift though okay from daphne holy cow it's a painting i had commissioner of the two of us it's beautiful and that's so sweet thank you daphne i love it oh this one's from dad i'm missing slipper [Music] am i missing swiffer duster where'd you find my stuff well was a lot of work i had to look everywhere [Music] thank you and i have one for you guys too okay hey hey wait what is it crew i got you a credit card on my account don't get too excited though it's a very small limit to start thanks guys i think there's a few more gifts from santa there [Music] cruzo oakley [Music] awesome new squeaky ferrets and my hunky bird a toy i can destroy in 30 seconds [Music] and merry christmas and happy holidays to all our fans out there too it's been a crappy year but i gotta believe 2021 will be better see you soon [Music] i don't know you gotta have to get a job oh he must say come early oh he must say come early oh he must have come early i can't even say it now wow that's pretty nice oh watch your foot that would have been funny [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Crusoe the Dachshund

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Keywords: dachshund, crusoe dachshund, dachshunds, cute dachshund, funny dachshund, crusoe the dog, daschund, dachsund, dacshund

Id: u4k7QD-0r1U

Length: 15min 51sec (951 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 24 2020