Ep 103: And then God Said, "No N-Words in Roblox"

well unfortunately uh or fortunately depending on your position uh this podcast will not be changing due to the strike at the wga yeah our writers are scabs and they have crossed the ticket line and are going to continue writing for our show we actually our whole writer's room was about to like bounce and they were like we're gonna leave and then we're like we know where you live we just started saying they're like their IP addresses and so they're they're pretty they're pretty into the idea of keeping on keeping on writing so and by writers we mean like one guy who's like he's pretty good at using like Chad gpts oh no we're saying like we've got a whole room of like professional red we got a team we're we're paying them like it's like a million dollar writer's room where they're all sitting in there and just like spitballing where's the money coming from that's why I don't know we just get the money and they say make a podcast yeah all right yeah we get a venmo each we all know who it's for we're a George Soros funded podcast this will really get the [Applause] this is this is really well now I'm just confused our our podcast is really the Nexus for both the left and the right it's kind of the we are the Public Square of podcasts and we are just voicing the opinions of the people uh the writers they did they did have a really funny idea let me see if I can let me see if I can find it well first yeah first let's welcome to the brown bricks podcast the most Marketplace idea of ideas and podcasts the ball podcast I'm Jackson I'm Jack I'm Phineas are we doing that now yeah let's do that yeah yeah that's a good idea a 100 episodes in start doing intros yeah why not you know I think I think that was suggested to us on episode two yeah and then we did it on episode like the other podcasts I think it was justified right well it was like Jackson's mom is like you guys should do intros and then we did them once and we were like we're good we're like never have to do that again they can just go back to that episode the episode with terrible audio or all just sitting around on a couch like huddled next to a mic that was yeah I've been listening now we're all sitting on a couch huddled over our own mic wow yeah it's a lot more Improvement but uh yeah other podcasts do like [ __ ] like that and I'm like wow this is actually really nice to have like some structure oh yeah no that's that's my whole thing with like the structures and stuff I'm just like that would be cool if we could have a bit but every bit that I think about I'm like nah wouldn't it be funnier if we just yeah and then the one joke that they it was like What if Elmo raped a kid what do you guys think about that well what's the why why was his motivation they didn't get that far yeah they were about to strike they got that far and then they were like we heard about the rider strike and so we had that whole conversation I thought you guys said that was just an AI generator we have a grasp on what's going on with our writers Jackson says they're not striking Jack says they are it's complicated we're trying to make them scab uh but I mean you know they're there there's like a lot of uh like they're picketing our house right now yeah you can see Adam from Adam hates everything uh um actuallying us outside what there's that's that's like the main guy for the writer yeah I like that guy I didn't know that I think I I find him really annoying like Jack he's you that's you you're that guy I'm not upset by him I like that guy oh I I but I feel like you guys I think he's a cool guy that Adam ruins everything show like I have an act very whatever about it I I think I think my big thing is that seeing him on any anything he does this thing where he'll like uh he's like smug as [ __ ] at all times in his life but not in a way that's like funny he's smug in a way where he's like it feels like he's like smart he thinks he's smarter than everyone that he talks to and it's it's annoying I feel like you're kind of self-aware about that though it's just not my I mean that's that's the TV show I imagine but all of his like podcast things he'll always like bring stuff up and then I'll just be like he'll be like he didn't know that and I got him well Jack I'm really proud that obviously knows to see you disliking a podcast he's a skip and a hop away from from women podcasters really yeah well you know it's a step so so so are we all yes sir that is we are just a woman podcast yeah like what seven degrees yeah probably seven degrees from Kevin Bacon that is oh there's there's something I have like this horrible fear right now going on my head so like the impossible to say podcast I'm going to Italy uh in a couple of weeks with the family and the impossible to say podcast mentioned like an Italy trip with like the same like company that she's going on in a couple of weeks and I'm like if she's in my Italy group I am going to like that I I am going to like collect because it's just like it's like what do I do I like mention that if if she shows up and she's like or if she's in that Italy group because there's like um there's like three things in this company that it's like oh they go out to Italy like at these three times and she mentioned the same company at the same time that I'm going and I'm like are we gonna am I gonna meet impossible to say cat Wellington are you gonna get really parasocial well it's like what do you even do at that point I'm like you act like a normal person Jack's gonna you don't know there you don't know I guess you're doing [ __ ] he's gonna be like oh look at how she's doing but like you're gonna get mad over Smalls you know my opinion on on women on women settle down no but you know why are you why don't you enjoy your trip in Italy with your family wait is this gonna say you're drinking about this no it's not gonna like make it worse it's just gonna be I feel like is that not like if you've been like not like [ __ ] you're talking to like be around the other people and your like Travel Group do you uh I think in a couple of times we did yeah bro should I try to ingratiate myself to her no why don't you have fun with your family isn't is a non-issue I don't know you don't need to freak out because you're like oh God that woman who doesn't know who I am on the internet oh what am I gonna do should I even say I like the podcast advice no you shouldn't say not anything that would be insane that you would you would get kicked off your trip if you said anything check out my podcast no she's like a social media imagine imagine you bring up podcasts and somehow that leads to her being like Oh my God you left that horrible comment like imagine at least then anyway oh okay I've got several irons this podcast is just a podcast you watch this is a podcast I listen to And subscribe to on patreon but I have similar feelings about them and Sydney in The Siege they're just a little bit you'll subscribe to them on patreon yeah because they did like a Met Gala thing that I wanted to see or they went over all the med Gala things okay I I just I don't understand if you like these podcasts I hate these podcasts I don't understand I like them I understand what you're doing I don't understand what you're getting out of it you're stressing yourself out about this trip because a podcast is going to be there that the podcast that you what you hate Listen to I don't hate this podcast that's the thing I like this podcast but I think it's weird that a podcaster is going to be on the trip and I know of their pot is that not weird is that not no I mean it's kind of interesting that a podcast you're like yeah I'm on that yeah I thought this was one of those podcasts that you hate oh yeah that'd be and I thought you were saying like should I talk about her podcast Say Hey I was like no maybe you like the podcast okay that's good to know how popular is this one this one's like relatively popular I think they've got like 100 patrons at like five bucks and like they get like a couple thousand downloads per episode think you got your parents to do this trip so that you can see her I just the last minute shotgun the trip yeah the thing that takes like six months of prep and they're just like we have a new person who like very last minute that's why you found out that she was going on the trip from her podcast before she mentioned oh yeah that's that's kind of like the that's the thing where it's like the convergence there where it's like if you are like hey I like your podcast it's like if they mentioned it before do they think it's be you're going on it because you like their podcast not if you say you just like their podcast what if you say I really like your book if you go I like it awesome Lego thanks then you go no I really like your butt then they're gonna be a little bit yeah and you need to like pull out like she's on a trip alone yeah yeah no I think she's going with like her family but her her she broke up with her fiance though yeah there you go no I don't know it's like a little podcaster rom-comm a racist podcast and a woman getting erased about getting a woman can it work can they find love can they find love in the common ground of talking into a mic in the Deep Alps experts say yes I like I like talking about women podcast too we have so much in common oh yeah that'll be good you know it will be good Jack that'll be awesome for you I'm looking forward to your trip more than you are yeah now I will uh I will let you guys know how it goes um let's see you know what else will be good what not blame Aid what's Blade the the Marvel movie Blade what's wrong with that what's wrong with Blade the way they stop production on it again because they got picketed get [ __ ] you [ __ ] idiot that's there's a bunch of people the funniest thing is like seeing people's reaction to the writer strike online because a lot of it is like it's better not [ __ ] impact Sonic 3. like this better not impact like my Marvel movies and it's like it's it will and [ __ ] you for even caring like about those well it's like the the idea that something's gonna come out like six months later than you were expected it like ruining your life for those people all I can say is I I know what you should do and I know how you're feeling about it so follow through well that's what I was gonna say it's like the people I I assume these people are like Spider-Man into the next like Marvel project because it's like that's all they have to hold on to dear life where it's like as long as I can get to the next one my next Marvel movie comes out I I won't blow my brains out yeah they've got the shotgun on the wall and they're like no not man Quantum Mania comes out in the week I don't think I will no my favorite villain King raped somebody I can't I can't go oh never mind there's Guardians of the Galaxy why is there everybody so mad Kang is supposed to be a bad guy that would be you know how that Kevin Spacey he made that video that was like him as Frank Underwood after like all of the rape allegations came out yeah it's conquer woman it's what I do I'm Kang I am gang I don't know how King talks so yeah he just talks like a he talks like a dude he talks like a guy he's like really yeah his Vibe is like hmm okay that the world will end if this society's crumble it's like what does that mean he's like you'll understand later I don't understand when the ax is eating it's not a fun guy to be around that sounds awful so there's there's that that got canceled I know they're continuing with the house of the Dragon production uh without without any like [ __ ] showrunner obviously on set which is gonna be a disaster the like lack of because like if everything's written that's one thing but it's like if the showrunner has to be there and it's like no the director and like the people who are in charge of making sure the show runs are not there it's like what's the plan there like why they're just gonna shoot with the script they have and hope to God they don't need any rewrites I guess because you can't because then if somebody writes a new thing if they're like oh yeah you misspelled that it's like you have to say it like that or else we get fine yeah uh what the [ __ ] uh everybody likes to talk about like the I guess the writers track that happened in 2007 which resulted in like some some very awful [ __ ] television like apparently Heroes season two I've never seen [ __ ] Heroes but apparently this first season's really good and then obviously the writer strike happened and they made the second season is apparently dog [ __ ] so I'm I'm actually kind of excited to see what kind of dog [ __ ] TV comes out of this I hope they get I hope they get a good deal the writers but you know it takes a while maybe we'll get some it's okay if it happens but I hope the rest of success I think there are shots yeah I already shot yeah yeah don't even worry about that I think it's like especially with that like the only show I care about right now I know they're just like stockpiling like reality TV shows and like old scripts so it's something where it's like they have like it's as scummy as it sounds they planned for this to happen they're gonna try and starve them out which is extremely [ __ ] up yeah but I mean that's kind of how it goes because corporations are not about to bow to the people that they should be paying yeah I mean not much they shouldn't get paid that much they're just writers yeah man nobody ever no no writer ever did anything the road but you know that's something but like yeah that's not that's not worthy of money you guys should get my favorite TV shows they were all written by a [ __ ] thousand monkeys on typewriters if I had a choice or those uh Yo Gabba Gabba uh oh yeah that does bang that's a really good show uh booba the British show oh yeah uh buba is good uh I wonder if kid shows will be impacted I wonder if kid shows like kids are gonna be like this [ __ ] song PAW Patrol's ass Paw Patrol the [ __ ] off this is really that's a [ __ ] ad putting in some random notes into the script Chase is so out of character this episode yeah God damn dude that's gonna be so awesome maybe I'll start watching kids TV that's just to see how awful it is well I mean again like I said no writers ever wrote any of my favorite shows so that's true yeah I'm more of a I'm more of like an abstract art kind of show Guy where like if all if every show is just the End of Evangelion like the last couple of minutes of that that'd be awesome well [ __ ] hey I could write that [ __ ] yeah you're Golden That's then AI that is the funny thing is that like a big part of the concessions was like can you please not use AI to do stuff and they were like here's the concession that we're willing to make we will we will have a meeting every year to talk about development in AI yeah and they're like so we will have a meeting every year to determine how much of your job we're replacing with the computer and it's like yeah [ __ ] you like uh just like don't don't let AI do rewrites AI cannot write anything we've experienced like we've we've known this for a while now it wrote a pretty good podcast Taurus it wasn't good that was excited the best podcast we've ever done yeah certainly it was it was it was Meandering it didn't cover any topics thoroughly but it had that great blutter bit yeah it did yeah are you telling us that Butter's not golden until that's not a great a bit yeah that's it right I'm sorry yeah you're right guys actually yeah it's those little things that the AI can get to that we need wires uh learn to code there is like there is something very funny about like they're I guess like the karmic justice of like the AI thing being like taking over initially they're like okay it's gonna be like automating factory jobs and everyone's like well that's good that it's automating factory jobs because those jobs are terrible those jobs no one wants to do those jobs yeah and then people just have to do that those jobs are not fun for anybody but it's also like well what is that guy who's been working at a factory gonna do what how's that guy feeling who like loves working a factory every job in the world there's at least one person yeah like you know what like I'm kind of into this yeah no I will I take satisfaction in this I think there is like there's a type of guy who likes coming home from a day of manual labor and like sitting down on the couch and popping a beer and beating his wife and he's just like that's the life that's the way yeah I'm like I'm not gonna sell out everyone who works at a factory like that yeah all those guys and their wife I'm saying that that's an archetype that's definitely things could change that there is definitely someone like that yeah there's some guy out there who does that and his thing gets replaced by a robot and then people are like well you know then he has to step it up and kill his wife yeah that's yeah does that is that the next step he's lost his job to a robot so now he's got nothing else to do but sit around the house and drink his life away and then escalate into and play chess against himself like Andrew Tates yeah you know so that's how we get the greatest thinkers of our generation is uh dads who are unemployed and drinks that's that the greatest that's what all philosophers were is just guys who are like unemployed and drank too much kind of and a little bit you're only allowed to be a philosopher if you learn a lot of these guys when you learn about their personal life you're like okay maybe several grains of salt on what you're saying yeah it's I mean like they're both hair uh very renowned pedophile the whole like uh the whole Jordan Peterson get your house in order I don't necessarily all always believe but like I only I only like don't I'm only like whatever if someone's trying to be like hey my life sucks in these ways don't do this because I did that and that kind of made my life suck like I'm like oh that's like good advice and you should take that advice yeah philosophy though yeah the philosophy is always like my life like I'm so ascended that I have the ability to like Ponder on The Human Condition and I'm like you don't bathe like you should not be you should not be like you you giving in Romney and benzos for your daily [ __ ] nutrition yeah that's that's how always feel about philosophers who are like yeah my life is terrible and like I I live in like constant Agony because I I can't pull anything together but that's how he's reached an upper State of Consciousness you know that's how he's able to love those those thoughts inside his brain yeah you can't do that because uh you have a stable job and a healthy eating habit so that's true I need I don't know where your criticism is coming from because you've never experienced that that's true I need to come come to benzos man in order to really get perspective I'm like I'm like I'm feeling a little bit down right now I wonder what that could be and then benzo cast benzo the fact that does even do to you we should yeah we should do Whip-It cast it's just an opioid we Mainline whip it's the entire pod just for an hour straight we just keep going at it so the moment that they wear off for like round two that sounds like it'd be a really good podcast I'd be constantly spraying it into the [ __ ] mic just by the end of it we're just like mongoloids like we can't form a sentence and we're just yeah like breathing into the mic that'd be well then we'd be philosophers yeah then we'd officially raise the rank of philosophers uh let's see you know who else is kind of a philosopher who um Let's uh Stephen Crowder I guess there's more on him I can't I I suppose he is yeah his uh so his he has some interesting views on divorce yeah he's so he's certainly a philosopher about divorce but he was talking a philosopher of love about what philosophy of Love is that when your wife uh releases a ring video that makes you look like an absolute [ __ ] Monster uh she you are then like well I'm gonna release all of your like medical history records have you heard about that or is that not actually heard about I was saying I was thinking of the other [ __ ] that he well looked about he was he was talking about like how because his wife he was like I want to do this all under the table but because my wife has like released this video and clearly is trying to like go underhanded I'm going to unseal every Court Document which includes like all of her like medical history for like psycho psycho psychiatric care and stuff and like he's just like doxing her basically where he's released thing like all of our address shows she went to go get care that's what we're been together for her they were together for a long ass time since they were young if she is like a long history of psychiatric care that was care she was getting when she was with him yeah yeah but so like bro I I just think it's also like it's not the gotcha you were hoping yeah it's one a terrible gotcha because everyone's like oh you did this probably in a large part but it's also like the most scummy thing you can do to somebody is just like yeah oh well you showed me a video you showed me a video of me just being a monster right I'm a I'm a public figure but I'm gonna turn you into a public figure by doxing the [ __ ] out of you in your medical history and then there and then it's all fair game but then and then then we're even you can't say that was a tit for Ted yeah it's like uh what I fight back well I I I remember he talked he talked about uh because there's a bunch of other like I had to scream at her because she's crazy don't you see she doesn't listen otherwise she's like a dog yeah I can't debate someone that's this crazy uh a bunch of the people like that formerly work for him were talking about like all the [ __ ] that he would do around the office like just like flashing them and then like just like very verbally like berating him or threatening to like fire them and then he came out and was like yes that did happen it just admitted to all that and everyone's like uh why do people work my favorite thing that came out was like the comedian that was on his show who was like supposed to like kind of add levity to his bits if he was like talking about how he had a rant button so whenever Crowder wanted to be like and no one can make jokes right now he'd press the button and there there would be a red light that would turn on in the background and he'd be like I'm ranting right now no one can make jokes and then he turned it off oh yeah but he also always had to be the guy who gets the last word like they were multiple times where like he'd say a joke and Crowder couldn't like come up with a follow-up so they just cut that joke because like oh my Crowder couldn't like tag onto it oh dude he's so bad at yes and every [ __ ] time the only time I've ever seen Amy Schumer be funny is in a [ __ ] old red eye like episode on Fox that has her and Stephen Crowder on it and the whole time he's not even making any jokes he's just talking about how good it is that he's in like America like here he's going to like save himself for marriage and like shouldn't have you shouldn't have sex before marriage and Amy Schumer is [ __ ] dunking on him like like that's as hard as I've ever seen anybody get dunked on and I'm like why how how did you make Amy Schumer look funny on the on the comedy part of Fox News where your only job is to make jokes here yeah and you're not even trying to do that you're just trying to like cape for not getting having sex before marriage I mean he's like not like a funny guy he's just a dude he wasn't even trying to make just yeah that's and this is like the comedy section it's it's just so funny to me that like it is like the philosopher thing where it's like you I get if you were like oh my marriage is working great and here's how I got my marriage to work great I didn't have sex before marriage and we're both like completely chased but instead absolute Nightmare and you should do what I did and it's like it sounds like it didn't work out it sounds like you kind of [ __ ] up yeah well Lessons Learned uh you know who else [ __ ] up who I don't know oh I gotta pick something off that oh Imgur uh Ohio and Reddit so yeah that was Ohio it's a state ER it was something it was like Georgia maybe but they they have like the state yeah they have like a ban on like sexual content or they they made it so it's like you have to show your ID in order to get into any NSFW content so because of that Imgur is scrubbing every single NSFW thing which um if you if you aren't aware that's where all of the best doujins are posted and so that's true yeah and so there's a large I I've been going through a large part of my catalog uh my large my large Google doc that had all this archiving And archiving them but it's just sad because they're shutting it down uh I think like tomorrow so that's gonna be a that's gonna be a sad day for a lot of people but PornHub also had something getting rid of porn no PornHub is like not you can't access it from Georgia right it might not be Georgia but it's like that you can't access it from that State anymore because they're gonna have to like make uh like you have to have like a webcam you have to have like a webcam and then you have to send your like license which is just like oh yeah no they'll they'll definitely like just having that putting it all in like uh putting like every license into like pornhub or like only fans like that's a good idea for security like that's a good what yeah what the [ __ ] is the point of this the point of it is to like just to make it so it's like you have to be 18 in order to look at porn so crazy and so insane but it is it's one of those they had a uh they just had like a porn actress and she's just sitting there in like nice clothes and she's like let me tell you that this is only going to drive and she's like it's just like morally grandstanding kind of being like hey this is why these laws are bad but it's really funny because that's the only thing on PornHub in that the only thing when you go to there is like this one like oh there's gonna be a little teen boys like I can beat off to this like you know what when when desperation calls I suppose that's that's what it's gonna be but it's definitely a good thing there's like thousands of porn sites yeah but a lot of them it's gonna make that like illegal well it's like a lot of them are like yeah but it's like the internet bro yeah oh yeah I think it's ridiculous to even try and it's gonna be porn sites just for Georgia they're constantly getting new URLs where it's gonna be like a kiss anime or yeah Putlockers you know and you're looking to stream something but the big thing is that like I think you're gonna have to go through a few websites to find one that's not cancer to use but like having PornHub I think that like PornHub tries to self-regulate in a lot of ways where it's like it tries its best to make sure that they kind of force to considering they had a lot of child porn on there but a lot of revenge porn yeah it's but it's also something where it's like I think it's better to have it like centralized so you can be like hey like here's where like the stuff is going to be so let's try to like enforce that here as opposed to like yeah you just can't be there anymore so like it all just goes everywhere and it's impossible to like stop that from happening yeah like my thing is like yeah there's like a lot of [ __ ] up stuff around porn yeah but there's gonna be porn so like the [ __ ] up parts you should address that yeah yeah like rather than trying to get rid of porn like you know PornHub I think you're right and then like at least there like it's a big like Mainline porn thing that like you can hold them accountable to some degree that like if there's a million like freeporn.tv123s out there oh yeah that's good you're not gonna be able to control that [ __ ] you know and the more you know if you shut down PornHub in Georgia that's where people are gonna go get their porn yeah and that's that's kind of the the more [ __ ] up thing and then it also is really shitty for like sex workers who live there um I don't know it's just it's a pretty messed up situation all around um but I don't know whatever yeah yeah as far as I know like websites like uh only fans of stuff don't require any kind of age I mean I guess there's never been a website that requires like a real age fair you have to do it if you're a casino like yes I know probably require you have to do it if you're a talent you have yeah that makes sense yeah it's still like it's still kind of [ __ ] up because it's something where it's like guys or girls who are like I don't want to like show my face on here it's like well you have to give us your ID and if we ever get hacked here's all the porn you've ever looked up you're going I think that if like showing your ID to prove you're not underage to be in a porn is like something that is like I'm not comfortable doing that then maybe you're just yeah that's right I think that's a good thing I think I think there's a I think the biggest problem for me is more that it's like they're putting it on a database somewhere that can be accessed by people who are like less scrupulous yeah I mean the issue is just general like all companies right that like cyber security is like they don't take it seriously until some [ __ ] happens and they're forced to you know yeah the issue is that you're not gonna pay yeah you're not gonna pay until something goes wrong you're not gonna spend any money improving the security of that thing than you think you can like get away with yeah and the real issue is that they're so obsessed with this 18 number yeah you want it to be uh that is the big yeah a little a little higher that's the end of my time the obvious takeaway from all of this I don't think you should be allowed to have sex with anyone until you're at least 35 but yeah by then you're allowed to be the first virgin president of the United States just kidding that was I would love to run run this is the first version they've just had sex before in my [ __ ] well actually that was probably like some some [ __ ] like Millard film or who the [ __ ] was that president what about like a priest he's like I'm gonna run for office yeah and he's like I haven't had sex that'd be our first person there would be a lot that would be the angle on it there was like it was just a regular guy like business guy or maybe like a lawyer guy who's now around trying to get into politics right you'd be like loser Virgin loser Virgin I'm not going oh that no one's going for you but priest you're like well yeah I would be yeah well I was saying that it would be like it would almost be like Checkmate because there are a lot of people in like both the Republican and Democratic parties who are like virgin losers and there's some base there that you want to capture and so it's like but if you bring that guy into the fold then they have to then it's like why do you hate me Intel elected officialism well it's like and then they have one guy's like well then why do you hate me it's like because you're a virgin loser and then all of that bass is like I'm not voting for that guy it's like how everyone was saying [ __ ] Trump and then all you know the people crawled out of the swamp they're like no we say that [ __ ] yeah yeah don't tell them to shut up yeah there's just like this is uncivil it's like well I'm uncivil all the time so like well I'm fine with that yeah I haven't had sex either I haven't [ __ ] at all this guy is gonna legislate for me that's how Stephen Crowder should have he's like the real reason I was angry at my wife is because we never had sex I'm a [ __ ] virgin I never even saw them those kids aren't mine those kids were immaculately concepted they're not any she did not cheat on me but I did not have sex those are not my kids do you remember when the do you remember when like um I think it was like Gus Johnson like his his girlfriend was like having a really big surgery and he just streamed himself opening Pokemon cards I just imagine like Stephen Crowder doing that for like the birth of his kids because he's like uh and he's just he's screaming like he's streaming like Twitter segments yeah and like calling out Candace Owen bro I'm getting tired of all these like all white people showing up on YouTube shorts yeah I see one it's like a little animation I'm like that looks cool and I watch it and I swipe down and all of a sudden it's like Ben Shapiro reacting to a tick tock where like that's just transphobic right I'm like why why is this why am I the one that I saw that was like what the [ __ ] is even good like it was like Ben Shapiro reacts to Family Guy and it was a Family Guy clip that was like mildly translated yeah yeah and then he just laughs a trans person like a bartender as a trans person to like yeah it's like you can't run off the porn yeah and then she's saying that these trans people are doing well like I'm friends he's like oh then you're allowed to do whatever you want all the time and that's the joke and that was it and like he showed it yeah so you're like you're like the point of that like is like Ben Shapiro is getting on the [ __ ] Family Guy funny moments grind everything it's just a Family Guy clip he doesn't he just laughs at the end every YouTuber every content creator is all just a reactor now they just everybody the heat death of like YouTube cultures that's what it all goes to I think when I started seeing like multiple young Sheldon Clips in my YouTube shorts feed I was like this is it this is the end of media like the end of media is we are just watching sitcoms and watching Subway Surfer right below it how many shows do you think people are like or like I like this show but they only watch like YouTube short clips like people who are because you do like the film summaries yeah that you watch and I'm like that's a neat movie and you're like I like that movie then you'll talk to a [ __ ] about that movie like you've seen it yeah and you're a sociopath and some and some people don't know you guys know because I've outed myself enough but sometimes you'll talk to a person talking to someone about video games that like I know for a fact you haven't played and you I've seen you talking to him you're like I really like this mechanic and like you know what you're talking about it's like a mechanic in the game that like people of that play that game enjoy he's like yeah man it's really cool and you're like but you haven't played the [ __ ] game you don't know if you like I do like I do like looking over at you whenever that happens just to see like because I know you know that that it's all a lie but uh you've like streamlined taking in comedians I think I agree that stress bad about it now but yeah high school that was the prototypical like I think I was like the the content like guzzler because I was literally I watched stuff on two times I mean so was I in high school yeah sure like I watched stuff on two times speed because I'm able to watch more things I'm able to consume and then talk about more things with different people and having an understanding of things is better is more important for me than having any sort of emotional connection to Media that's fair definitely like a fomo a fomo is what got me really into seasonal anime yeah you know you get into animals like at first it was like I remember like OG anime YouTubers were like they did just like straightforward reviews they're like we're gonna talk about like this is the animation and like sometimes they do funny videos so that's how you I got into it like oh they like that I'll watch that and then they started doing like seasonal covers here's the shows this [ __ ] yeah I think demo demo oh I gotta watch legitimately ruined all of anime YouTube by just having those seasonal summaries and then like I think he might have been like the first it was his fault well it was like the first pioneer to do that and then like early on he was like this sucks like I feel like I'm just not getting it I think it's more symptomatic of just like what anime culture is like here yeah we people base it around Seasons I think they do it less now now they're like [ __ ] comes on streaming I feel like people now just more so watch it like they want to watch I think it's also like the the weekend is important because it's like a lot of people I think it's important for like the health of a fan base and like talking about the show but I don't think it's like like I don't think it's indicative of anime yeah particularly because other shows do the same thing anime is so much more icy like the whole like the seasonal format is like way more organization like other TV is put out so like just that people are like all right I'm gonna watch these shows this season right like I remember when a new anime season was coming I'd be like all right what's good check any chart well I I'd base it off the week right like these shows come out Wednesday what is the best Wednesday show and that will be my Wednesday show and then there's you know every day of the week like Saturday's got three shows and now I look back I'm like how the [ __ ] did I do that yeah I can't schedule barely get myself to sit through an episode of [ __ ] that I like now yeah I can barely get get myself to like sit down and be like I'm gonna watch a show that's like critically acclaimed and everyone loves and I'm like my brain my brain does a little rotation where I'm like I'm uh right now I'm in my TV show rotation and then like that'll probably move on to like back to manga or some [ __ ] and then from there to like video yeah because eventually you get like numb to it and you're like okay I'm not numb but I'm just like I don't feel like you play a video game bored of it or burnt out like what games I get burnt out on them if I like get really into them at the start and yeah game hard game harder than anyone no it's hard because we are the hardest we are the hardest Gamers we gamed real hard on Minecraft and now I'm like okay I don't want to play a video game video games anymore but no I've been I've been watching speaking of content I've been watching the Mandalorian [ __ ] and like the book of Boba Fett dude it's it's like some of the best Star Wars I've ever seen and definitely some of the worst Star Wars I've ever seen the book of Boba Fett is like dog [ __ ] though I've I mean I've only just started I'm like three episodes in it's like okay it's it's like it's it's not awesome it's there's some really awful action sequences well it's just like lame like I watched I watched I think like the first couple episodes with Wyatt and it's like Boba Fett just like an old man I don't know why Boba Fett is doing what he's doing and he's just like I'm gonna become like a daimio yeah I'm gonna the characterization of it is very strange because both just all of a sudden is like okay I'm retired and I'm gonna rule uh tattooing but he's gonna rule it like nice he's gonna ruin it but I'm gonna be a nice yeah and then it's like what does this have to do with like the thing that people like it's not what I wanted from Boba Fett but and like let's see where it goes like it's like the Tuscan Raiders pulled him out and then he like he like bonded with him and then he danced with him and then he's like but I'm a good guy now and I'm like why why did you make a Boba Fett TV show if you're just gonna have him be like this old guy who can barely do [ __ ] and then like that's what [ __ ] Star Wars loves doing with their most beloved characters they're gonna do a Darth Vader show what's gonna be about how he survived when he died at the end yeah he's living in peaceful hermit life and then he goes to the Ewoks and he's like you guys are all right you guys are so bad Native American oh yeah that some of you guys are okay don't you guys are some of the good ones don't go to Endor tomorrow [Laughter] there's like a lot of the [ __ ] I clapped because I recognized it [ __ ] in Mandalorian uh with [ __ ] I mean Ahsoka Tano like her episodes are like cool or whatever because she's not like the original Star Wars stuff so it's like whatever you can include her but then they have they bring in like the CGI like face like swap loose yeah the Mark Hamill at the end of the second season and it looks [ __ ] horrific have you seen an actor that plays that Mark Hamill yeah he looks one for one he looks like young and then for some reason they [ __ ] like squeeze Mark Hamill's face onto his face well it's like he looks exactly like it but they make him put him all the dots and then they're like and now we need to make you look like a creepy like monster man I don't know why there were so many better ways to do it than to like put like this Jib Jab of Mark Hamill's face yeah because they could have just like done like maybe some more makeup on him or like dude did like a touch up on his face in post but maybe he wears a mask and he's like I have a cold yeah Luke's face the whole season every every time he's at the show he's like gone for been like comes back he's like yeah I got better but then I got sick again and then honestly they're always explaining why he's so sick all the time because they want you to understand a whole different angle they could have taken it was like setting it later and just having Mark Hamill why what why do they do that it's they turned it like this the guy on the left is like the original and then the guy on the right is like they're weird like yeah dude creation where when it moves around you're like uh uh I mean yeah it looks all right still I'd have to see it in motion oh yeah no but like looks flat but like the one on the left looks like it would be fine yeah for sure for like oh this is supposed to be luke it's like that would be pretty [ __ ] obvious oh yeah they put that out with the actor people would be like did they deep fake it because he looks a lot like it yeah my suspension of disbelief would have been like held perfectly if they just kept the original guy in there but no but it's ruined because little baby grogu is looking up at a [ __ ] like flat-faced monstrosity of what what it was is like they got him and they shot him they're like but it's it's Luke coming back it's Gotta look just like him he's gotta look just like how he did in those movies but they know it looks bad because they only have them in there for like three shots of like his face saying something and the worst one is when they have the face nod and it like the the you can see his face like slide down a bit Yeah and then bounce back up tracking wrong it's just it looks so [ __ ] stupid and I I just I don't know why they did that or or what the [ __ ] possible reason could be but anyways that's what a lot of that Star Wars [ __ ] is now it's just I recognize the thing I clapped I clapped when I slapped because I saw Luke yeah you know I clapped when I saw it but everything with grogu and didn't darjin is pretty cool what what else did you uh segue into uh I was just saying that like um what's it called have you heard about the violent video game tirade that Matt Walsh is going on no after after the whole trans thing he's like and you guys are with me with the anti-violent video games and everyone's like what what now we're just I think everyone's discovering what everyone else knew that is Matt Walsh is just like a loser Christian who like yeah he is he is a fascist he's a self-described fascist how are guys like Matt Walsh and Stephen Curry like they're like very online people who have like a very like online fan base but then they're like very straight laced Christians yeah it's like what dopamine addicted Loser on the Internet is that appealing too yeah it is like a very weird thing where it's like then they'll be like and no one should like he was talking about how it's like anime and video games are like the downfall of society it's a guy who doesn't want responsibility for his actions through God and then also everyone else is wrong through God yeah it's like I'm I'm staying away from these things because I I'm staying away because I desperately want to get [ __ ] in the ass and I'm staying away from that so you can at least stay away from your anime and video games just think he wants to get [ __ ] in the ass but he holds back yeah it is he's constantly that's what he's doing he every one of his streams he like suspends himself in the sitting pose right above like a little dick and he really he really wants you to sit down he's like no but God's telling me that's what he's doing behind his desk his desk is actually really short not squatting yeah that's why he's that's why he's so grumpy all the time that's what you get when you pay for his patreon is you get the best of his [ __ ] lowering to the dildo about to go in he's like he's gonna do it and then he stands back up he's like no yeah I'm a big Matt Walsh fan I'm subscribed to his patreon and his only fan I can't put this on patreon it's two NSFW but it's not sexual it's not supposed to be said it's supposed to show my Christians no it's not sexual I can't it shows that I can watch it and that it doesn't tempt me yeah if you find the sexual in any way that's your you know good Christians they watch gay porn just to uh just just shake their head steal their faith disapprovingly you're like I don't like this at all yeah it's like uh branding yourself like a monk or something or like walking through coals you have to look at gay porn you have to look at gay porn to prove to God that it won't make you horny uh well for the last time it does and it doesn't I told you this before it does not I can't remember the last time there was any controversy about a violent video game like there's not been any video games like releasing with like the same level of like mass shooting is like modern warfare 2. well it's also like yeah bro they were [ __ ] wild for that dude that [ __ ] yeah it was like that was controversial and everyone was like it's just a game that it's like that's really insensitive that's really shitty that they did that [ __ ] crazy and I do think it's more like and that everyone kind of was just like well this is [ __ ] up but we'll accept it yes then we'll have a little warning in the campaign when you yeah yeah I get an option to skip it or something I think yeah you had an option to not play the level the no Russian was kind of emblematic of like being an early kind of like shock it was like oh we're like a video game so it's like what would like sell it yeah but then like but I think that's shitty to do yeah but like now video games are like okay we're trying to be taken seriously we're trying to tell like stories that will truly like there's enough of those that like like the shock jock stuff is almost entirely put to like one guy on Unity is like you get to you get to rape in my video game it's like okay it's like big studios are making games like that come out once in a while where they're like we're tired of all the wokeness we're making an edgy game but that's like and it's just you do us you're a guy and a trenchco who does a Serial killing they're like there's been a lot of games like postal postal yeah like rolls their eyes other ones came out everyone's like okay some people talk about it but at this point people are like we just it's not fun yeah that and then but my my point is that like every video game that's coming out now is at least like trying to be like it's trying to be engaging and not like kind of a shock shock way in most yeah yeah because it doesn't sell but then Matt Walsh comes in he's like all they're trying to do is be violent and corrupt our kids it's like well then you want a time to bring that discourse yes what the [ __ ] are you like so like obviously he's like transphobic comments there's biggest games in the world are like fortnite which is like cartoon game where people like dance after you exploded yeah Minecraft you know which is building and like survival Roblox they just put out like that item store where people can make custom items and they have like a filter so you can't put the n-word on it right yeah but people have made character skins around the arms you've got the big and an a that's that's awesome and then a shirt that's like the Nation shirt and it just says IGG on it oh my God that's I mean you know what create or can construction but you just can't give that much freedom of the platform children are it's like go back to Call of Duty like those old emblem makers oh my god well it's because it's because some of the [ __ ] you saw in there when I was like a teenager boy like not good to see as a teenage boy yeah I do love the idea of like some other teenage boy in the living room making those emblems and like tirelessly like putting oh yeah then I [ __ ] I had friends they're like oh that's [ __ ] awesome I want to make some [ __ ] and it takes like it takes them like a couple hours there's a lot of this isn't the I'm mostly talking about the racist [ __ ] what I'm talking about the [ __ ] [ __ ] but you definitely it was funny seeing a lot of people just make like a spread [ __ ] yeah some people got real some people are like I want to make them like the [ __ ] hot lady who's naked spraying her [ __ ] and you're like you did a pretty good job pretty good the uh really brings out the true artists and then while you're quick Sean quick scope you can you can see the spread [ __ ] and the kill can't that would be cool and then it was and then then it happened and it was cool and it makes it a little bit bad last night God my childhood was this picture of a spread [ __ ] emblem in Black Ops [Laughter] yeah this episode is really just going to be called like the n-word in Roblox parentheses real it's just uh you know it's just a tradition in online gaming as a child being given too much access to the internet at a young age you know well that's just a right it's a Rite of Passage to be blasted with unexpected pornography and racism yeah and then they learn they're like oh this is kind of like I'm doing this to be and you know you hope that doesn't make them a racist you just cross your fingers and you hope they don't come out of it like that but I'd argue that a lot of times they get it out of their system you hope that's not a formative thing for them at that age because like the most people that I see who are like like the people who are decrying violent video games to the people who are often times it's like oh you're like you're like bad yeah that's that is people complaining about it or like it's like if you were saying like oh it's messed up that there's the n-word in Roblox now I'd be like that's a good point Matt Walsh but you're just like you're just like yourself a fascist and like complaining about like the one the games that aren't even really a problem like as if God's gonna be like yeah it's a the entire world my entire all my plans are thorted by the fact that some kid can do the n-word enrollment no n words in Roblox yeah why is that never their take like hey God says you guys should stop saying yeah no God never cares about it right all these God people they're never like guys come on you know God you know God the eleventh commandment was like and no n-words in Roblox but Moses was like I don't know that's never a big problem to them is it no love thy neighbor that shit's for [ __ ] kill yourself laughs and make sure your child is saying the n-word all right I gotta dip out of this early get dressed for something all right we will uh baby catch you later yeah we got about seven minutes left for a jack injection so all right perfect what do we got on the docket here uh should we talk about the uh the Moen Curly's Bar situation uh do we really want to uh well uh yeah that's that's probably true you know we should talk about instead is uh Bill Gates daughter uh bought a 76 million dollar NYC Penthouse yeah um and I'm thinking that we should try to date Bill Gates daughter yeah so we could well you can go for that I've got a girlfriend uh and she is uh yeah I don't know she's like all right look I thought you were talking about your girlfriend no no the Bill Gates daughter she's nice she looks like she she looks like she has a girly podcast if that is that is that her boyfriend there Mr nail nasar yeah we can figure we can we can get him out of the picture uh you well that is it is it in this brick building here I mean it's like [ __ ] I mean New York apartments always like the thing is that New York apartments are so [ __ ] expensive but they always like they always like when you zoom out like if you were to be like this is exactly what I want like it's like they always look like garbage inside they look okay but like the actual buildings dude if I was gonna live in New York as like a a millionaire billionaire or whatever I'm getting one of those ones that's on the edge of [ __ ] uh uh Central Park that like costs like a million dollars and it's small but it's up in a big [ __ ] building yeah and I get to be up in a big building and you get to see Central Park yeah I mean that would be cool I'm getting one of those like those penthouses are dope but it's also like I think they're like so prohibitively expensive that it's like it's like at a certain point it's like well I could do also if you have that much money you probably have a lot of stuff that you want in your place right yeah like you probably don't want to just let it like just like you're probably like not like living like a very like calm life you and you probably want to like have a bunch of [ __ ] in there if you're getting one of those really small places you have to make like determinations on like what goes and what stays well all right that's okay because I'm a very frugal billionaire and a very aesthetic uh yeah so I don't have a lot of things with me I just kind of most people have like a few posters on the wall and I got a few anime posters I I asked the landlords at the house if I can like nail something yeah rate your cribs and you have like a wall scroll like one of those girls that's like clearly like off Market because they just like stretched like a photo and it's all blurry and like uh is it okay if I put this up in my apartment I love like MTV Cribs where it's like this is the most expensive part of in New York and they go in there's just like it like they've got like the the launcher they have the lawn chairs set up the [ __ ] mattress on the floor yeah they just he's like I paid everything to get in here and I have nothing left so with your computer like your computer sitting where the TV should be like a laptop it's just like like pretty cool right this is a sweet pad I know knock off Hatsune Miku wall Scrolls that would be that's the dream that's well yeah I'm gonna live my life like the kid from blank check and just have a bunch of [ __ ] over and uh generally just spend all this fake money that I have until they realize I'm not actually a millionaire oh yeah that's I mean I think the uh when you can spend like that it doesn't really matter whether or not you're a millionaire or not that's why like they don't need to ask how much money you make if you can give them like a Prada bag they're like it doesn't matter how much money you make you're giving this much to me and so it's uh I think you'd be good I'm gonna invite the the new king and queen over to my my bachelor pad that would be so funny if you're having like royalty or like really important people and you're like moving aside pizza boxes you're like yeah a bit of a bit of a mess you're like did you know they charged to take out recycling here it's [ __ ] crazy damn that would be [ __ ] just kidding that would act they do that in a lot of places in New York where it's like putting out recycling but I'm paying like a million dollars a month in rent yeah but they still they they assume you can probably if you're paying a million dollars a month in rent you didn't probably it should be included yeah I think you're just throwing pizza boxes out the windows Sandra Parker they go flying across because it's like the land they won't hurt anybody like they'll land but not gonna kill nobody they're just gonna just just like just like [ __ ] are you allowed to open those windows I doubt it uh I mean like I said it's a million dollars you bet you bet your ass I'm opening those they don't they probably don't open I'm breaking literally know if it's so you could throw pizza boxes out of them once I did this or you just take them for free so yeah What's it gonna be what's a good that's my ultimatum and you're just sitting on your [ __ ] lawn chair that's sitting in your your Penthouse I'm ordering another Pizza no no no no don't do it do it that they have to walk up all these stairs and then you don't use the elevator in the elevator so yeah the new king and queen they got coordinated uh yesterday or the day before or whatever I don't know I don't know I think I saw that it was like um there was the one thing that was like Prince Harry because he moved to America had to come in a suit but that one the prince Andrew who's like the the rapist man yeah he got all rapists and pedophiles yeah but like he's like super he's the one who Can't Sweat yeah and so he was like dressed in like so he said the one the one picture was like Prince Harry because he moved to America has to wear a suit but this guy who like is on record for going in Jeffrey Epstein's Island like every other day is like wearing like the the royal guard stuff that's like you are like in the emblems of honor and stuff and it's like uh but you moved to America so you can't you can't wear that but he can damn that's [ __ ] up man what the hell got loyalty to the family that's well if I was in a big family full of rapists and pedophiles uh you know I think I would kind of let one of them uh where the where the fun fancy outfit yeah but I'd have I'd give them a special medal that we're all coming to represent the pedophile one pizza box emblem you'd have to wear the Pizza Express logo on its back like a like a like a jacket like a Scarlet Letter naked that would be cool letterman jacket it says Pizza what are you gonna do fire me um yeah no if you're if you're a very wealthy pedophile you you all have to stick together it's all a big Club you all know each other that is true yeah there's probably a large amount of people who are like ride or die I mean uh just Lane as far as I know she's not dead yet but she uh she will be if you will we have anything to say about it no her her ass I know is like in like some [ __ ] Georgia cushy-ass prison for women I know that jizz Lane also has like connects that are Beyond Jeffrey Epstein so I think that it's probably it's probably the case that she's like good on uh bye bye uh that she's like she's not gonna get assassinated yeah she's not gonna get assassinated um do you think you should probably keep her mouth shut I think Jeffrey Epstein just knew way too much um speaking of people knowing way too much um I don't really have a good Segway all I know is the IRS is hiring special agents prepared to use deadly force if they need to pay up to 95 000. so well I know where I'm gonna go work well all I know is that like in conjunction with the fact that they're now taxing tips this is like the this is like the uh the small business like uh this is the small business Squad now because they're just gonna be going around to small businesses who made like I think it's probably like if you made over three hundred thousand dollars in tips they're gonna send a guy with a gun to be like where's their [ __ ] money and that's gonna be the IRS wow I mean yeah I gotta go quite yet but I gotta complain about something oh what's that okay let's just grabbing my sunglasses out of my car and there's two old ladies going on their home who had a nicely mowed lawn yeah and they yelled at me and they went Harlan looks nice doesn't it as I was going inside because our lawn does not look very nice I mean like let's be real oh although there was another little lady next to her so it could have been that they're talking to each other and I'm just getting self-conscious about it but I'm gonna choose to take that as disrespect no no she definitely was calling you guys yeah I think that's what's going on for sure what the [ __ ] all right now I gotta go all right see ya see ya [ __ ] old ladies yeah oh yeah I think we're good thank you though I appreciate it good to see you oh I guess you already saw it oh yeah all right yeah something like that all right I didn't know that was an option for us to go I didn't know either but I guess uh we're not doing that yeah I guess not I guess we're gonna go get dinner all right yeah either way so see you later [ __ ] yeah um yeah and also email us at brownberg's podcast gmail.com on top of not quitting your day job or do that I might do that yeah [ __ ] it why not When in Rome bye bye Johnny

Channel: Brown Bricks Podcast

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Id: LKW2v-UKlks

Length: 62min 59sec (3779 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 26 2023