- can you see this? -this is how I feel ah, good day everyone and welcome to todays video here with... my girlfriend Miranda -Oh, now I'm your girlfriend? She's a little upset... -YES, I'm a little upset Why? -Because you're going on the internet and saying to everybody "Oh look I have this boyfriend" When it's like, HELLO, fiancés come first! Right... - So are we still getting married? What the freak is the even the deal? Well, you know that I'm gay. So, I have a boyfriend But you're my girlfriend. -Right. Well I get it it's 'cause of equality, you're experimenting, you know everyone does it. No, I'm not experimenting. -Yes we are... we're - that's what this is. It's a science project. We're experimenting. Oh, this is an experiment -Yes Yeah -So is your 'boyfriend' Okay I guess we can call it that, I get it. I like that you're being the gay. - Thank you. -Because that means that we can get married. Because of equality. Right... -But, I don't appreciate you CHEATING ON ME! [Giggles] -Why is that funny? [Still giggling] -You think it's funny to cheat? Jesus said: "Thou shalt not cheat! You cheat on me all the time! -YEAH RIGHT! With even who? With every other gay guy on YouTube -You are my number one... oh! -Mmmm Well, Miranda. I brought you here because I know how much you love emojis and I know how much you like eggs. Well I think you like eggs. -I love an egg. She loves a good egg. So we're going to make emoji Easter eggs. -What's a emoji? You know what an emoji is! Like a- [Cough] Like when I'm texting you "hey bae" and I send you the emoji kissy face. -Ohhh! The yellow people! Yes. The yellow people. So we're gonna draw those on eggs. -Easy. [Miranda talking over him] Are you excited for Easter? For the Easter Bunny? -How do I draw it on? Oh, well we have to dye them first. -So we're killing them?! No! They're already dead! [muttering] -Okay... let's go for it. [Miranda talking over again] Do you want me to pour the water in or do you...? -I'm not gonna touch that! I don't like hot things... except for myself. Ooooh look at that steam! -I'm just a little bit upset about this because I don't know how I feel about killing these. If you think about it, a chicken has these eggs and the eggs turn into a baby chicken. [Joey, offscreen: Right...] Just like a woman has eggs that turns into a little baby person. Essentially, it is just a chicken's period... -So we're killing it. No. -So we are practicing..[Joey talking over Miranda] It was never fertilized- sorry to get political on you [Joey giggling] But, you're basically telling everyone what you believe in: pro-life or pro-choice. -Killing the eggs. No, it was never fertilized in the first place. -What the heck? Now you're speaking other languages?! [While laughing] What? [Babbling the word 'fertilize' questioningly] Do you want to add the vinegar? -Can we drink it? Yeah! Try a little! -You gonna have a sip first? [Joey] Yeah -To christen it. -Mmmm. How is it? It's good. [Miranda gagging] [Joey giggling] [Water splashing] Delicious! [Joey giggling] -WAIT! -IT'S SPICY! It's not spicy at all! -IT IS SPICY! JOEY! Haven't you had salt and vinegar chips? [Miranda coughing] -I'm gonna throw up! [Joey laughing] -[whining] It tastes like when I throw up! And it smells like when I had that infection and I had to take a bath in vinegar. ...what? -You never heard of that? Okay so we need to pour some of this in here. [water pouring] I think that's good. [Miranda spitting] -I had some extra. Oh... thank you! -You're welcome. Uh, okay. So then, the vinegar is basically gonna make the color attach to the egg and be more vibrant. -You are colorblind there is no color in this. Do you guys see color in this? [Joey:] Careful, that's hot. -Your face is hot. [Enunciating overly clearly] HOT. -Sis. Now I'm going to let you do this part. This is ad- -I know emojis are yellow. That is yellow. [Joey giggling] -Are you looking at this?! -THIS IS RED. -Do you see it? This is how the beauty gurus do it. See it? Yes. Okay. -YOU CALL THIS YELLOW? It'll - it'll change when it's in... [Talking while burping] -NO [Joey giggling] -Okay so I'm putting this in... Yeah, drop some in. Oh my god! That's gorgeous. You see? It's yellow! [muttering] -Okay, I guess it's magic. Yeah. That's everything... -I AM a magician so... ['magic' noise] -So we just dip it in? We just plop 'em in. -That's easy peasy lemon squeeze-y. [Joey gasps as an egg slams into the bowl] Miranda! You have to be gentle! -Why? You just broke that one! -Well you have to eat it anyways! No! Ugh, they're broken... -It's a egg! You're supposed to crack it open! [The egg gently hits the bowl] Thank you. [Egg being hit on rim of bowl] [Laughing] NO! No... -You see because then you can eat it. [Joey] No, you're not supposed to do that! -You see then... look it pops out. [Joey offscreen:] Eww... Yeah, and now what? -It squirts everywhere. Just like a lady likes it. But we're supposed to... ugh. Okay. So we're gonna let these sit in there for a few minutes, they're gonna turn yellow and then we can draw the gorgeous emoji faces on them. [muttering] -Okay hurry up. Okay so we've put these in for a few minutes, I think they're ready to come out -I've been waiting FOREVER. I know, but I got you a little gift Miranda. These are Easter Bunny ears. -The heck? They're cute! Aren't they? -You cut the ears off the Easter Bunny?! -WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JOEY? -First, you're cheating on your girlfriend, then you're making me drink poison spicy vinegar You wanted to drink the vinegar! -AND THEN you're killing egg chickens and now you're giving me this? You're just really defended today. [Joey gasps] [Miranda burps] -I'm really burp-y today Yeah you're really sick. - [unintelligible] ...I'm the better girl. Okay so why don't you reach your hand in get the eggs and... [Miranda gasps] THAT'S BOILING WATER! [Giggling] Oh, I forgot. I forgot it was hot. - What the heck is wrong with you? What do you mean? -Making me touch boiling water? It's fine! [Miranda gasps again] IT'S STILL BOILING! -Ow Come on, you can do it! -OW [Talking over each other] -It's burning my fingers, it's burning my fingers. Put it on the tray okay Good. You're so brave I'm so proud of you. They're only a little bit cracked too! [An egg slams] -THIS IS BURNING ME! -Put it down! [whining] -Why do I have to do this? Why does the woman have to do everything? This one's disgusting. -I love it. It's got a crusty seam. Give it a lick. Mmmmm That taste good? -No. -Well now what do we do? Okay so the next step is to draw the emoji faces on these gorgeous eggs so Here's a Sharpie for you [Sharpie uncaps] -Okay Um, I need a Sharpie of my own I'll use the skinny one because you're probably not gonna turn out good anyways so I'll use... -What the heck?! -I like this one Okay, cool. So do you know what emojis look like? -Ummm... No. Oh. Well... -The one's from the phone? Yeah! -Okay got it Okay. I'm gonna pull up a reference photo from the inter- I think I'm gonna do the heart eye emoji I think I'm gonna pull up a reference photo for me, I think I'm going to do [intentionally unintelligible] emoji [Miranda breathing loudly through her mouth] Oh, you're breathing kinda heavy, aren't you? [whispered] -I wish. "I wish"? -Okay I got purple next. Okay Purple? -Yes They're not supposed to be purple. -Why ya' bein' racist about it? I'm not! I'm just saying... normally... the emoji faces... -Racist. -I know this is really easy so I don't know what you're complaining about over there Mr. Complainer. [Miranda grunts] Oh my god, this is not cute at all... Looks like Miranda Sings did it or something... -Do you know another Miranda Sings? No... -So you're saying it's not cute because it's not me? [Giggling] Exactly, yeah A compliment -Well, I did this and it looks incredible. Lemme see OH! You did the eggplant emoji! -See? Look at it up close. [Miranda still] -See, like the beauty of a rose -It's eggplant emoji, so [Joey] Wow... -I don't know why we had to dye it yellow [grunt] What do you mean? -Why do I have to dye it yellow if I'm just gonna color it?! 'Cus you're supposed to draw a face like these! -Why do I have to draw a face? Because we're doing the emoji faces! [muttering] -Oh my gosh.... -I'll take this purple glitter... PURPLE GLITTER?! You're still not following what we're supposed to do, Miranda! -You're screaming and you need to take it down notch. [Marker caps hitting the table] I will not. I need this... Okay, so this is what mine looks like - lookit! It's the heart eyed one! It's gorgeous! But I'm gonna add glitter to mine... -Copycat. No. I'm an original..artist [Miranda] Why isn't it freaking focusing? Can you just do like an actual regular smiley face one? -I just did a regular smiley face! No, you did the demonic face! -That's a face! You said do a face I like that one it's the smiling cat! Here, I'm giving you some options. See those? -Yes Yeah. Do one of those. -Okay She's a bad girl, aren't you? You need a spanking... -[embarrassed] Not in front of the camera, Joey... Oh... Um, I also have some white paint which can work as white eyeballs. Which I'm gonna do. [While giggling] Oh my god... [Joey giggling] -That. Is. Incredible. Show them. [muttering] -It won't freaking focus on it... We'll do a little show after Show and tell You're doing a lot better than I thought you would -I know, because I'm incredible. [marker hitting the table] Okay I did a simple one right there - oh, you can't even see. Which makes me feel good because it's... really great. Please stop talking. -I'm really busy and you're bugging me. -OWWWWWWW. That'll teach you not to talk back to me! -You're being really mean to me. You're being really aggressive. -You know how you make me feel? How do I make you feel? -LIKE THIS. [gasp] Oh my god, the crying emoji! -You see this? -This is how I feel right now [Joey offscreen] She feels violated. [agressive coloring noises] -I feel like this -Do you see this? -This is how I feel. [Egg crumbling] [Egg pieces hit the table] [Joey, scolding] Miranda! -That's what you get. That's what YOU get. You're being a very bad girl. -Do you see what happened to this egg? Yes I see -YOU'RE NEXT. [Whispering] Okay... I'm sorry. I'll be a good boy. -If you don't stop being mean to me... [Joey giggles as egg hits the table below] -Get ready for it. -There's egg everywhere... [Joey giggling] -Are we done with this?! Yeah we're done. [Miranda muttering] So, we're gonna put - I got you a little pink Easter basket and I got myself a blue one um, and we're gonna put our eggs in our basket and then I'll show you all what we have created. 'Cuz they're gorgeous. [Joey giggles] [Upbeat music] The Easter Bunny's gonna be really excited to see those. Yeah -Yeah -I want it to dangle...like that [Joey laughs] Oh my god you're so.. ( [laughing]. Well, I hope you enjoyed today's DIY- -Dangling... loose like that... [Offscreen Joey sighs: Yeah...] If you guys did please give it a thumbs up if you want more videos of me and Miranda. And uh, go check out Miranda's channel... -AND click the like button if you want to see the wedding 'cuz once you're married you can't be cheating around like that anymore. That's true. -The more likes we get the more LIKEly it will be we get married. Okay... yeah. I like that. Alright so we'll see you guys next time, good day and bye!
